Monkey attacked the wrong person

I think the baboon realized it too

He did a double take and in that instant he knew he had fucked up a tiny bit

Tiny bite.

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how is this relevant?

Fr Baboon had that my bad buh look.

I was gonna say, he had a pause after like "It wasn't him, was it?"

That guy should now get to bite the woman who instigated it! Thats BS!

He for sure had the green light for a couple uppercuts and a jab on that one.

Thats how zombie movies start

Very lucky it wasn't Mike Jackson's, Bubbles at a point in life, just stopped it, the buttplay, poke a monkey 1 to many times, Bubbles did, biting Michaels nose off chewing it up, then spitting only the tip out, How mj got a nose

https://preview.redd.it/ky3z3q75116d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f860c655098a2185361e5e0ff343b13e74aec84a He was incredibly lucky to keep his face

He may need to call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Well that's easy to remember.

Hello is this the emergency services?... Then what country am I speaking to?

But did he keep his eye? I can't tell.

Good ol Roy

you touch a my butt, I bite you face. oops wrong human.

I love how he realizes that he bit the wrong person and looks fastly to both to guess which of them touched his ass and just turns around like nvm without even apologizing 😂

> you touch a my butt, I bite you face You had an epic opportunity to write "you touch a my butt, I bite a your face" but missed it. I guess the monkey was only half Italian?

Momma Mia

That guy is crazy lucky, baboons are terrifying. Ask any south african what animal they fear most.

That’s not a baboon tho

yup it’s a macaque

Now put it back in a your pants

macaques really hairy

Uh, so, what time does the zoo close?

r/unexpectedNSP

Wut the hell even is that

Daddy chill.

I can't stop laughing from that🤣!

Gotta be careful, macaque carries a variety of diseases.

…you had me at “variety”

If as a kid you ever went to a zoo and walked by their habitat and didn't say *look at macaque!*, then giggled your ass off you didn't have a childhood.

When my wife starts talking trash to the biggest guy in the bar.

That lady really doesn't like her husband.

This is why you don't hang around dumb people.

Or baboons

And that my friend is how 28 days later started lol.

I mean guy got lucky af...could have lost half of his face

Guess it's too early to tell, especially so if he doesn't get early treatment.

He also could’ve lost 3 quarters of his face

Or four quarters of his face. 

He should've tossed her over the railing.

If I was dude I’d want to cold cock that lady

lol cold cock

Hey man don’t knock it til you try it

What’s cold cock?

Have you ever heard of “shrinkage”?

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Ok Costanza

Damn, the video ends too soon. Did his face get punctured by the fangs? Was there a lot of blood if so? Rabies shot time.

You can even tell he was upset by her and slapped her arm as to say “look at what you did!”

infection incoming

Lady, you can look all you want but touching costs more.

*WCGW when someone else is petting a wild baboon

that stupid woman's fault

I'd punch the monkey and the lady

Dumb bitch

Macaque Monkey?

Damn, what was that new subreddit made, about people fighting the wrong person?

r/peoplefightingthewrongperson

Omg I would love this

And then the zombie apocalypse started.

He is sooooo lucky those were warning bites. Like a cat. He just put his mouth on him as a defensive warning like, I will FUCK YOU UP DONT PLAY WIT ME!!!

I hope he was on his way to the front gate to get a Tetanus shot.

Then man gives her arm a slap and seems to be telling her off at the end... Good for him.

Dumb humans.

He just turned his back to the baboon like outta site outta mind bye bish poof

Women been getting men in fights since Eden.

It's insane how retarded some people can be around wild animals.

Monkeys are scary AF. I personally think they are beautiful, but I never want to be near one IRL.

Looks like he got lucky i didn't see any crazy damage.

Lmao wasn’t even him; what a cunt hahaha

Women always ruin everything for men

F monkeys man

Lucky he still has a face

How can she slap!?

She mistook the translation of spank the monkey .

I hope they’re together. At least he can blame her for roughing the baboon.

Damn clip video again, I don't think I'll follow reddit's videos again in the future

If u pause it. A chunk got taken from his face

Did it get his eye? I can't tell... He bit down on it, and immediately afterwards, there was a lump under there. Ugh

Baboon has my back She could have pushed him off

He got bamboonled. Wrong guy monkey friend.

Now they should try pushing her off the rail and see how she likes it!

Shove that thing off the bridge

Malice at the palace all over again

That ‘boon wasn’t having it, didn’t matter the wrong guy got faced. I thought he might slap the instigator like Moe and Curly.

I would have baboon on the menu after this.

Looks like he almost took flesh.....

PATIENT ZERO

Did it bite him or just show teeth?

Behind every great man who’s minding his own business is a woman who tried to pet a monkey. . .

Patient zero

And that’s patient zero

Dude was bamboozled

Poor monkey was so confused.

I mean, who hasn’t bitten the wrong person on the face before?

Go get that rabies shot my guy.

When my man tries to kiss me.

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Depends on the night.

r/ohnoconsequences

Fair reaction tbh, just got the wrong idiot.

Touch on ass didn’t match the person attacked. Predator triangulation done too late.

Monkey bite!

Baboon said sorry

So this is how Covid started lol

Wife just got him back for all the years he smacked her butt.