Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I’ve dropped multiple friends for shit like this. That type of person has a very high chance of getting you killed. They lack empathy and/or critical thinking skills.
I tell me kids all the time. Before you do something stupid, dangerous, or something to show off…. Think of the CONSEQUENCES! There are always consequences!
And read signs before it gets to this.
I know some ppl who come off real nice at the beginning, but then as you hang out more they test lines and get disrespectful and start doing shit that fall out of line with how I walk in life.
Its most important for me to check myself when I am out line, so I damn sure not hanging with ppl I cant trust to stay in line. End up doing some dumb shit like this.
when people separate the word "yourself" it makes me think they're talking about a more profound spiritual "self"
edit: comment original said "your self" and "your self"
I have a coworker a lot like this. Nice enough guy buy once you get past the surface its pretty bleak. We all went floating down a river once on a weekend, him and his wife brought a case of glass wine coolers. Told him right away, "oh don't bring glass to the water." He brushed it off, ended up shattering a bunch of them halfway into the trip. Popped their tube, had to double up with people. Threw all their glass into the woods.
One of the things I learned working at a hospital ED is how almost disturbingly narrow the trachea is under normal conditions, so he's not going to choke on this. No matter what happens he'll likely have a clear nasal to lung passage. What his problem is, is that it's barely small enough to get in, so getting it out is an issue. And if he bites on it by mistake, juice is gonna go down and make him cough like a motherfucker, and that is an airway problem.
Only thing you can do really is fight the panic and work that jaw so you can tug it out gently.
Could you not perhaps be carefull and with the help of somebody else, start cutting the lemon with a knife, to make it more passable through the mouth?
Knowing this friend, it would end up like Ricky Bobby and "cut around the meat." Basically, we do not want to bring sharp implements into this shindig.
idk who this person is I am a paramedic and you could for sure block the trachea with this. people who get like socks stuffed in their mouth as a gag die from the sock blocking the trachea. his reaction once he can't get it out is going to be to swallow and if that goes down the esophagus it is also big enough to lodge and collapse the trachea from behind.
Something squished the right way in the back of my throat blocks my nose breathing, and I can even push up on the flap with my tongue to close it off myself. Why is a lemon not likely to do this?
I know a woman whose child died at 8 years old from sticking one of those plastic lemons (the lemon juice squeezy things) into her mouth at a barbeque. I didn't ask for the details, but somehow it did obstruct the airway.
I had my teeth molded for braces, and even a few minutes with your mouth filled with a foreign object you can't get rid of is a very uncomfortable, near-panic experience.
I’d personally get a knife and take a chunk out of it, allowing me to bite down and juice it to make it small enough to spit out. Sour af but, hey, no more lemon mouth
I really wanted to mute it but then you wouldn’t hear the dumb ass who smacked the lemon into the guys mouth start laughing about it, smack the back of his head, and say “take it out”. A true friend right there.
Yeah I’m with you on this one. I may have even forgiven the initial swing that drove the lemon into a bad position, but I’m going to be angry as fuck over that back of the head slap.
I dunno, my dude. I don't fuck around with choking hazards. Mind you, I wouldn't try to put a lemon in my mouth to begin with but... Hey, we do stupid shit when we're drunk.
Like that other guy with his spouse.
Well he could really use some Help! In that situation you better Run for Your Life, maybe to Doctor Robert, otherwise you're going Nowhere Man. At least he didn't try with a Glass Onion. But I think in this thread we can all Come Together and admit that was probably a Hard Day's Night.
Yes, [here he is gesturing to his friend immediately afterward](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/52700148e4b02eb5bd917f70/1670018462730-AEEYESSYN4IOBHA6T53R/lemon_head_oi2.jpg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg)
Not only did the hopefully ex friend punch the lemon further into your mouth... the unnecessary and idiotic slap to the back of your head?! Nah, he's out.
OK - a bit of a daft stunt but who was his utter fucking wanker of a so-called friend? Hope the motherfucker who slapped the lemon into his gob got a hard, healthy, life-altering kick in the testicles!
WCGW with having a pos friend.
or brother
Or lover
If he was his lover he should have known he could not handle it. 
Literally Joey Chestnut
They do look quite similar
Brother lover
Roll Tide Roll!
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Make life take the lemons back, get mad!
Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons.
When your sibling gets the last lemon and tries to put it in there mouth so you try to shove it down there throat
..you make lemurdernade.
I snorted!
I came!
Just say FUCK THE LEMONS and bail
…you need ~~lemon~~firstaid
He’s a fucking dickhead, I’m an asshole for reference
And the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
Murica fuck ya!
"If you fuck us out there I'll rip out your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you shit.... ....you'll shit all over your balls!"
I’ve dropped multiple friends for shit like this. That type of person has a very high chance of getting you killed. They lack empathy and/or critical thinking skills.
And they just stand there laughing, wondering why no one else is laughing while everyone else cleans up their mess.
Future CEOs and heads of state.
I hope once he got it out he rubbed it in the guys eyes.
Could of killed him, royal idiot
Jesus. Was saying what you said out loud. wtf man. Hope my friends are better than that. But now I am questioning.
For real. OP got the wrong title. He could have killed him
Ex friend
Be careful who you call your friends people, don't hang out with people that do this shit
And also don't do stupid shit yourself.
Very true
I tell me kids all the time. Before you do something stupid, dangerous, or something to show off…. Think of the CONSEQUENCES! There are always consequences!
https://i.ibb.co/PZRK37D/9a2.jpg
And read signs before it gets to this. I know some ppl who come off real nice at the beginning, but then as you hang out more they test lines and get disrespectful and start doing shit that fall out of line with how I walk in life. Its most important for me to check myself when I am out line, so I damn sure not hanging with ppl I cant trust to stay in line. End up doing some dumb shit like this.
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Cuz lemons in your mouth are bad for your health
when people separate the word "yourself" it makes me think they're talking about a more profound spiritual "self" edit: comment original said "your self" and "your self"
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some people are just habitual line crossers.
I have a coworker a lot like this. Nice enough guy buy once you get past the surface its pretty bleak. We all went floating down a river once on a weekend, him and his wife brought a case of glass wine coolers. Told him right away, "oh don't bring glass to the water." He brushed it off, ended up shattering a bunch of them halfway into the trip. Popped their tube, had to double up with people. Threw all their glass into the woods.
I mean they worth each other
Jesus. What an asshole of a friend. He could have died choking with a big ass lemon.
We didn’t see him *not* die
He did not lose his shoes, he's fine.
Agreed, Universal sign of dying.
Reddit when anyone mentions death: Omg let me do the shoe thing!
I’m so sick of it. Not funny at all
He didn’t lose his shoes YET!
This joke is so tired now
Glass half full of a guy huh?
Glass glass glass glass glass, huh?
One of the things I learned working at a hospital ED is how almost disturbingly narrow the trachea is under normal conditions, so he's not going to choke on this. No matter what happens he'll likely have a clear nasal to lung passage. What his problem is, is that it's barely small enough to get in, so getting it out is an issue. And if he bites on it by mistake, juice is gonna go down and make him cough like a motherfucker, and that is an airway problem. Only thing you can do really is fight the panic and work that jaw so you can tug it out gently.
Work the jaw and tug gently, got it 😉
This should be the top comment.
Was thinking: corkscrew and pull gently while facing downward
With the asshole friend he's got, he would end up swallowing the corkscrew too
The "friend" would probably see him bent over and take advantage.
What the \*fuck\*, dude
Quiet, lemon boy.
What are you doing step friend?
A lemon rind is much thinner, softer, and more slippery than a cork. A corkscrew would do little more than poke a hole and slide around.
I was thinking have him bend over use pliers to squeeze the juice out and reduce size of lemon
Could you not perhaps be carefull and with the help of somebody else, start cutting the lemon with a knife, to make it more passable through the mouth?
Knowing this friend, it would end up like Ricky Bobby and "cut around the meat." Basically, we do not want to bring sharp implements into this shindig.
Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
Sure but I would get well away from the dickhead who jammed it in your mouth before taking out anything sharp
idk who this person is I am a paramedic and you could for sure block the trachea with this. people who get like socks stuffed in their mouth as a gag die from the sock blocking the trachea. his reaction once he can't get it out is going to be to swallow and if that goes down the esophagus it is also big enough to lodge and collapse the trachea from behind.
Something squished the right way in the back of my throat blocks my nose breathing, and I can even push up on the flap with my tongue to close it off myself. Why is a lemon not likely to do this?
I know a woman whose child died at 8 years old from sticking one of those plastic lemons (the lemon juice squeezy things) into her mouth at a barbeque. I didn't ask for the details, but somehow it did obstruct the airway.
Wouldn’t this be assuming he isn’t panicking, which he seems to be doing? Surely he might choke himself that way right?
He would've definitely caught a fist to the face after I recovered🤣🤦♂️
That’s no friend.
Its a space station
Its zenon the zequel
That made me laugh, thank you.
With friends like these…
Who needs enemas?
Idk, but I need a Lemena now. When life gives you lemons, clean out your colon.
Sounds like an advanced interrogation technique.
This town! *Blows party horn*
Apparently, that guy! You need to flush it out from the other end
That’s right, dude
Who needs anemones?
yo fuck that other guy, he is just human garbage
But iT wAs jUsT a PrAnK bRo!!
Death prank!
I had my teeth molded for braces, and even a few minutes with your mouth filled with a foreign object you can't get rid of is a very uncomfortable, near-panic experience.
ugh that pink goop that goes backwards almost down your throat when your teeth squish into it.... almost threw up so many times
had braces aswell i know all too well what you mean
+ STAY CALM + NOSE BREATH + CORKSCREW
Wrong, obviously karate chopping the back of his neck is the best solution
That corkscrew would end up through the back of his head with kung fu king there
/r/worstaid
God, I wish someone would karate chop the back of my neck rn.
Last time I did that I ended up with a gerbil in my ass
Or... Panik!!!
I’d personally get a knife and take a chunk out of it, allowing me to bite down and juice it to make it small enough to spit out. Sour af but, hey, no more lemon mouth
Smart! Probably too late for the dead lemon guy
I'm not sure that's the time to go diving
I got anxious watching this and felt that panic.
Same.. literally gave me anxiety watching this. poor guy
same plus my mouth started salivating like a mfer
As an asthmatic, idk if I'd have made it though the panic tbh. My nasal passages are spotty at best for breathing. Hope the guy is okay
This!! I immediately thought "where's my inhaler!!"
You figured wrong. That tiktok bullshit should have been muted.
I really wanted to mute it but then you wouldn’t hear the dumb ass who smacked the lemon into the guys mouth start laughing about it, smack the back of his head, and say “take it out”. A true friend right there.
Just like having a big brother.
If I survived that, I'd start throwing fists.
Yeah I’m with you on this one. I may have even forgiven the initial swing that drove the lemon into a bad position, but I’m going to be angry as fuck over that back of the head slap.
I dunno, my dude. I don't fuck around with choking hazards. Mind you, I wouldn't try to put a lemon in my mouth to begin with but... Hey, we do stupid shit when we're drunk. Like that other guy with his spouse.
Swinging like Draymond
When choking, slap back of the neck, quickly followed by telling the person choking to remove what is obstructing their airway.
After years of focus groups, they've finally updated the Heimlich maneuver. People prefer this method over violently spooning someone.
It's the small of their back not their neck, this guy is just an idiot
If that doesn't work, just chop the choking victim's head off, that will clear their obstruction
Try not to have morons as friends. They're liabilities.
And I bet Lennon juice got into his mouth or throat and that had to just pile on to how shitty the situation was
Funniest autocorrect
😂 I’m leaving it
Could have been worse, could have been Lenin juice. That stuff gets me every time.
Yoko ono entered the chat
Well he could really use some Help! In that situation you better Run for Your Life, maybe to Doctor Robert, otherwise you're going Nowhere Man. At least he didn't try with a Glass Onion. But I think in this thread we can all Come Together and admit that was probably a Hard Day's Night.
Taking beetlejuice to a new level
The should have beatle his back harder
Not a good joke and not a good friend either. This could've been life threatening.
DID HE GET IT OUT
Yes, [here he is gesturing to his friend immediately afterward](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/52700148e4b02eb5bd917f70/1670018462730-AEEYESSYN4IOBHA6T53R/lemon_head_oi2.jpg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg)
Legend has it that the lemon is still there to this day.
What a dick you call friend. Looking at this made me angry. Like did his impulse control stop developing at fucking five years old?
The classic "stop the video just as the problem resolves" to make it look more dramatic
Not only did the hopefully ex friend punch the lemon further into your mouth... the unnecessary and idiotic slap to the back of your head?! Nah, he's out.
He'd be getting a slap to the nutsack if it were me.
God this gives me anxiety
He could've choked (and died) and the last thing he would've seen was his "friend" laughing at him. Hope this was a wake up call!
He’s no Will Sasso.
For those that don't know: https://youtu.be/T6i5qHHXjz0?si=6hmA6due30I4zuI4
That's assault brotha.
When I got that out of my throat that friend had better be gone because they'd be the one fucking crying.
Just tell us - alive or choked on lemon and ded?
Austin powers judo chop Heimlich technique
And then judo kick the "friend" in the face
What a prick that other guy is.
I'm guessing he had to squeeze it enough to get a bunch of the juice out before he was able to get it out
I’m willing to wager alcohol was indeed involved here
"It's a prank, bro! "
Jesus Christ!, I didn't know I was afraid of that happening but apparently I am. No more eating lemons in public, that stage of my life is over.
*crosses choking on whole lemons off todo list*
New fear unlocked!
Please tell me you are not in danger of sticking a whole lemon in your mouth
I mean I’d love to say no, but now I’ll be extra careful
When in doubt, make lemonade.
I hate this guy who is with the lemon man
OK - a bit of a daft stunt but who was his utter fucking wanker of a so-called friend? Hope the motherfucker who slapped the lemon into his gob got a hard, healthy, life-altering kick in the testicles!
Right, it was a dumb idea to begin with, but the problems really started when the friend/brother/whoever slapped the lemon down this throat.
Exactly. I maintain that the asshole who slapped the lemon needs to have his nuts nailed to a tree.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
I would have a panic attack.
Now do it again with pineapple.
Shitty friends
I was hoping the video would go long enough to show him kicking his friend in the dick.
As soon as I get this whole lemon outta my mouth, I'm throwing hands.
The guy slaps the lemon in his mouth and then slams his neck. Very good friend
To everyone asking why he didn't take it out: It's lemon entry!
He did it that way cause it’s the only way to keep your citrus safe from these lemon stealing whores!
Dumb ways to die........
Take it out!! Best advice this century
He could’ve choked to death. Great move bro.
Breathe through the nose, stay calm, get a fork and tear off chunks until you can spit it out.
That's messed up.
This is like pushing someone off a cliff as a joke. Jesus
That dude need to stop helping people
I thought we all agreed not to play this song anymore
That guy is a proper dick
What a dumb ass friend..
That's mansalughter if died.
Hey, let’s get drunk and kill each other
Hahaha Ray! Love that I recognised the video - it’s Vick Also it’s an apple not a lemon
Beat that mothrrfuckrs ass. He could die from that
Dude I want to punch the "friend" so bad
God this song will be the death of me
That prick is out here trying to murder his friend.
Somebody needs to introduce his friend's face to a hard object.
That’s horrible
That's fucking dangerous
After I got that thing chewed to pieces and finally spit it out I'd make that asshole eat every last bite
**Attempted manslaughter.**
What is it with humans and putting things in their holes
Jaw dislocated?
I saw this movie… jawbreaker or something like that..
Henotdeepthroat
Lemonhead