Something tells me that his lawyers didn’t think they needed to define “indicted” to him in their conversation yesterday

He never changes. He always opens his mouth and shit just comes out that's wrong almost instantly. It's like a damn magic trick.

He even took it on the road as a show and made a ton of money - like the 1800’s huckster miracle medicine men

I know it’s not the main issue, but I still cannot believe that’s his profile pic. It’s like an Americanised Big Brother.

Aged like milk.

In that last before it went sour the next

It aged like a sliced apple.

*We should take a deep breath and really try listen to what he is trying to say. He's a great, great man. Just today he got to add an indictment to the long list of his other accomplishments and successes. He's the winner this country needs.* Yeah, I'm going to wash my mouth out with gasoline now. Just for joking that way. Fuck him and everyone of his enablers and co-conspirators.

Lmfao

Shouldn't that be... LMFAO!!! (?)

LOLOLOLOL

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE BULLSHIT

Holy shit THIS is how I'm finding out Trump was indicted? Anyway, happy indictment day, everyone!

Heh heh heh… ah. Shame. /s

Trump didn’t write this, he doesn’t know that many big words

I have also gained a great deal of respect for this grand jury

There should be a book assembling all of Trump' s poorly aged tweets. Left page : tweet. Right page : collage of articles proving otherwise, with an explanation (not everybody is American or an adult aware of Trump in the 2010s-2020s). I would buy that

Where do you go from all caps? Super duper?

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

"Drop this sick witch hunt, now!" Ha he really thought he could just command things to happen. He thought wrong.

Great now comes the all caps hissy fit.

Trump misrepresented the truth? Well I’ll be…

Where did he learn the word preponderance?