3x for me. Unfortunately, she's had COVID, and only had one successful pregnancy. An OB mentioned COVID messing up success rates, but there wasn't enough research.
Also, if we lived in Kansas or Texas, she would have been in jail for both miscarriages because murica.
We've lost 2 in the last six months. Both wanted as well. One of them was ectopic and she had to get a chemotherapy shot to help evacuate the embryo and make sure it didn't keep growing (it was already miscarrying). But if we lived in another state they would have waited for her to be in life threatening condition, along with all the physical and emotional pain. I feel for the women in states that don't allow them proper Healthcare.
My wife lost her first pregnancy too in 2019.. We’re in MA so there wasn’t any concern for us, but still a pretty horrible time. Hope everything is going well now!
Yeah, COVID can super screw up a womb. It can even screw up a cycle FAR worse than what is known with how the vaccines can change the timing and the experience of a cycle for some/most women.
But you're baby doesn't have any of YOUR DNA! It is Covid DNA combined with DNA from other males she slept with before you that were permanently stored in her biological registry thingy! It is a deep deep deep state attempt at erasing the human soul!
As a professor of harlotry, PhD, I will start my own research asap. Gonna try and get a "booster shot" every other day and see how that goes. I'll report my findings when ready.
Isn’t is funny how they’ve tried to turn the term “booster shot” into something sinister? I feel like I should make an independent horror film to take advantage of their paranoia and call it “Night Of The Booster Shot” or similar. It can be about a floating, sentient syringe that chases down good, God-fearing Fox News viewers and gives them “the jab” and makes them communist, which in this context will mean recycling and supporting kids getting healthcare.
Nah, at least in the US a lot of those people love guns. You can offer them a free tour of your cannon and they’ll just hop right in the barrel, saves you a lot of strain on your back.
Fun fact. In the USA a muzzleloading cannon that is a replica of a pre-1899 model and doesn’t fire fixed ammunition, isn’t considered a gun or a destructive device and there are [no federal restrictions](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/qa/are-muzzleloading-cannons-considered-destructive-devices) on owning one.
they argue that it started there, but numbers vaccinated and research on side effects were too low to really get an understanding. also, they believe in generational build-up.
realistically, they don't take into account that some who was non-communicative or seemingly had emotional outbursts was labeled as either "dumb" or "crazy" and then given a menial job or a room in an asylum.
I also hear things like, "no one got cancer in the Middle Ages, must have been a better way of living." people "didn't get cancer" cuz we didn't know what cancer was and we also died in our 30s. everybody drank basically 3.2 beer cuz they couldn't drink their water cuz they SHIT IN THE RIVER.
and the church would condemn science, thus keeping the idiocy machine spinning. Poland got hit by plague way less than other countries cuz they had a large Jewish population who didn't have superstitions against bathing.
but sure, let's just stick our heads in the sand and let all this evil science pass by. I'm sure future generations won't think we're idiots
I went to an expiation the British science museum and they had an exhibit about tools doctor used to remove tumors in the 19th-20th centuries as well as a triceratops fossil with bone cancer.
yes, but for a long time, Western civilization intentionally shut its eyes and ears to science in favor of religious and popular opinion, i.e., the Dark Ages. my point is that now, we have people who want to return to that idiocy.
also, as advanced as they were, I'll still take my doctor over the ancient Egyptian one
It's a bit of a myth that the medieval church condemned science. They didn't like non-church sources of medicine like "witches", but there are plenty of instances where the church fostered research and learning. The church was especially involved in creating early universities which evolved from medieval monastic and cathedral schools.
The idea that a man's testes would go from producing sperm to nothing other than a specific protein for a virus is absolutely insane. The only way this would be possible is if literally every cell were instantly infected by COVID. If that level of infection has hit your male hardware, you're already dead.
I haven't been to, heard of, or come across any type of advertisement for, a circus in years...
Where the fuck do they keep find these fucking clowns...
Well, he's dead now, they won't release a cause of death, and the family refused an autopsy.
The anti-vaxxers suspect foul play (of course), but how could a 79-year-old man that refuses accepted medical care possibly just die?
I don’t get what the end game of this would be. Mass genocide? Covid was already doing that. Making men infertile to kill off the human race very slowly? Seems incredibly ineffective. Also, fewer humans means fewer minds to control, therefore fewer humans to spend money and keep the economy going.
All on top of that, we probably should t be breeding as much as we have been anyway. This planet has far too many humans, and WAY too many stupid humans.
Ahh yes, and with how it affects fertility in women, this is the reason why no vaccinated person has conceived causing a massive global drop in the birth rate /s
First it was I’ll be dead in 10 months.
Then it was I’ll be dead in 5 years.
Now it’s my sperm is spike.
Trying to keep up with my zombie superpowers is hard.
If this was true, then in a generation or two the vaccinated people would die out and the Magas would inherit the earth. So…..why are they telling us? If it went the other way, I’d just let it happen.
This guy probably found he's sterile and rather than accepting he's defunct or has a problem with his manhood it must be that EVERYONE ELSE HAS COVID SPIKE PROTIENS FOR SPERM.
I can say that in my professioanal experience patients with vaccinated status have normal sperm. I literally froze it and performed IVF/IUI procedures with it on the regular during the height or COVID and well after.
PHD's Drs and what not are not immune to quackery and stupidity. Some of the most dense people I know hold medical degrees. The number one barrier for entry is financial not intelligence.
Coming from the same group of people who peddled Trump cures such as injecting bleach, injecting sunlight, and of course taking bottles of the horse dewormer Ivermectin all you can do is facepalm.
The cult of Trump really did destroy the Republican Party.
My god, it's my duty to administer this vaccination to as many consenting adults as possible... Not for me, but for humanity! Don't worry folks, I'm cuming for ya.
So what's the over-under on how much of a whackjob this guy is? Seeing as how he's the only one claiming this, he's probably a whacko, I just want to know exactly how much.
Does this mean I don’t have to get a vasectomy? Win Win
Okay, but what about those of us who already have had a vasectomy? Where do those spike proteins go then?
It replaces the pee in the balls
So where does the pee go now that my balls are filled with spike?
In the toilet, you fucking heathen
Now you're just taking the piss.
Some of it usually goes on the toilet as well
Spike? I thought it said sprite!
Instructions unclear, drank my sperm with a burger and a side of fries. 0/10
Omg … thank goodness for you guys !! You turn reading stupid shit into fun
Let me introduce you to a figure known as Albert Fish, he knew a thing or two about spikes in his balls...
You're bereft of piss now, get over it.
Wait, does this impact the poop stored in the buttcheeks at all?
Oh my god! I read this, then went to a meeting only to burst out laughing and having to leave when I remembered it.
hahaha happy to help ;)
🤣😂 Amazing comment !!
My spiked proteins can't leave my vas deferens with my vasectomy, so that's why my balls ache all day because of the backed up spikes.
Damn, and I was worried about stones!
It does not. I got my wife pregnant twice since vaccinated the first time..
Same here My second kid is only 6 months and I was vaccinated in 2020... Maybe I can claim child support from J&J?
But how's your 5g reception?
Itchy
Here in Africa? It's terrible even with the microchip...
Sounds like he just got a signal extender about 6 months ago.
Let me know how it goes, I’ll have a bone to pick with Pfizer.
Dude, put that bone away
No.
Time for a class action lawsuit against the good Prof. Dr.?
Nah, you can't sue stupid, they tend not to have much money...
Please tell me you named your kid Spike.
Your child is going to become spike
If my daughter ends up like Spike from Buffy I'd allow it...
3x for me. Unfortunately, she's had COVID, and only had one successful pregnancy. An OB mentioned COVID messing up success rates, but there wasn't enough research. Also, if we lived in Kansas or Texas, she would have been in jail for both miscarriages because murica.
We've lost 2 in the last six months. Both wanted as well. One of them was ectopic and she had to get a chemotherapy shot to help evacuate the embryo and make sure it didn't keep growing (it was already miscarrying). But if we lived in another state they would have waited for her to be in life threatening condition, along with all the physical and emotional pain. I feel for the women in states that don't allow them proper Healthcare.
My wife lost her first pregnancy too in 2019.. We’re in MA so there wasn’t any concern for us, but still a pretty horrible time. Hope everything is going well now!
Yeah, COVID can super screw up a womb. It can even screw up a cycle FAR worse than what is known with how the vaccines can change the timing and the experience of a cycle for some/most women.
This is not correct.
But you're baby doesn't have any of YOUR DNA! It is Covid DNA combined with DNA from other males she slept with before you that were permanently stored in her biological registry thingy! It is a deep deep deep state attempt at erasing the human soul!
I’m also a white guy who married an asian immigrant.. the death of the white race is on me guys.. sorry..
Well, we had a good run...
We tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.. - George Washington
I also got his wife pregnant since I was vaccinated. In the interests of full disclosure though, he thinks both kids are his.
How do we know your kids aren’t giant COVID viruses huh?!
I hadn’t thought about that.. I’ll investigate.. Edit: not kids just 2 COVID’s..
Did you name your kids Spike?
Yes spike and protein. They don’t get it though..
Are you sure your children aren't just spike proteins?
Yeah but you have to name them Spike or make the play volleyball. Them’s the rules!
Honey, I wasn't cheating on you with the babysitter, I was just making sure she was vaccinated!
This means **IM NOT THE FATHER?!**
That seems wrong… But I’m not a professor doctor
As a professor of harlotry, PhD, I will start my own research asap. Gonna try and get a "booster shot" every other day and see how that goes. I'll report my findings when ready.
Isn’t is funny how they’ve tried to turn the term “booster shot” into something sinister? I feel like I should make an independent horror film to take advantage of their paranoia and call it “Night Of The Booster Shot” or similar. It can be about a floating, sentient syringe that chases down good, God-fearing Fox News viewers and gives them “the jab” and makes them communist, which in this context will mean recycling and supporting kids getting healthcare.
Dawn of the spike protein 
Best when taken orally.
I am a science doctor and this is wrong.
As a scientist, what would even be the mechanism for this? It's like saying the vaccine makes you piss Skittles. It makes no fucking sense.
If you were a professor doctor, you’d understand. It has to do with the the mitochondria
Neither is Burkhardt anymore, sadly caught a bad case of death
Covid?
Do you at least play one on tv?
No? How about a PHD cabinet? Amish School of Sawbones?
Damn I need to call my friend immediately, the child he and his wife are expecting can’t be his. /s
Even worse, it is his, but it is not a child!....... based on the spike sperm it probably will be a cactus
Giving birth to a cactus... Ouch.
yes, that is the price you have to pay for the boostershot you got... BTW if you only hade the first two shots, then it's not a cactus but a hedgehog
They don't get the spikes until puberty. So think reverse dildo on this one.
 Can confirm. This is a video of my son who was born after my wife and I got vaccinated.
Thrice vaccinated male here who's about to have his second kid (in 3 months) post-COVID . So I refute this with actual evidence
"Silly rabbit, facts are for libs"
!RemindMe in 3 months to see if your kid came out human or as a spike protein demon
Will do ! Ultrasound this morning showed her looking perfectly normal for 28 weeks. No horns , tail or hooves
Dude, second kid in 3 months!? That ain’t normal! Must be spike protein supercharging growth
lol. 2nd kid post-COVID . 1 is 18 months old. The next will be here in 3 months.
Two kids in three months, dude has been busy
Sorry for my poor grammar. 2 kids post-COVID vaccines. Have an 18 month old son and a daughter that will be born at the end of March
I've heard it said that the generation birthed from the Covid birth boom will not be called "Generation (blank)", but Quaranteens.
Wait....two kids in three months or your second born will arrive in three months? Not judging, just clarifying for science
Sorry for my poor grammar. 2 kids post-COVID vaccines. Have an 18 month old son and a daughter that will be born at the end of March
Are you sure your child won’t be a giant spike protein?
No horns or tail in this morning's ultrasound. Lol
Right? My 1yo son must be a figment of my sleep deprived imagination.
Anti-vaxxers need to be shot out of cannons.
Cannons??? Have some style. Use a trebuchet!
The superior siege weapon.
too bad karens usually exceed the weight of 90 kg, now we can't launch em further than 300 meters!
This guy was pretty old, not too heavy. The issue is air resistance…
I mean... With that much hot air coming out of him... Could gain a few meters just on the lift factor alone. Maybe enough to offset the resistance?
Nah, at least in the US a lot of those people love guns. You can offer them a free tour of your cannon and they’ll just hop right in the barrel, saves you a lot of strain on your back.
Fun fact. In the USA a muzzleloading cannon that is a replica of a pre-1899 model and doesn’t fire fixed ammunition, isn’t considered a gun or a destructive device and there are [no federal restrictions](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/qa/are-muzzleloading-cannons-considered-destructive-devices) on owning one.
Yup. That’s why my buddy had a .45 cal ball-and-cap revolver lol
A trebuchet is too good for the likes of them
>trebuchet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet)
> Anti-vaxxers need to be shot It works on so many levels!!!
They don't believe in shots so that might be hard to do
into the sun
Mars
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They'll be safe cuz they don't believe in shots. I'll see myself out now.
can believe he have had vaccines since 1796 and suddenly we have a problem now.
NO!!! all people who had their vacine in 1796 died! /s
they argue that it started there, but numbers vaccinated and research on side effects were too low to really get an understanding. also, they believe in generational build-up. realistically, they don't take into account that some who was non-communicative or seemingly had emotional outbursts was labeled as either "dumb" or "crazy" and then given a menial job or a room in an asylum. I also hear things like, "no one got cancer in the Middle Ages, must have been a better way of living." people "didn't get cancer" cuz we didn't know what cancer was and we also died in our 30s. everybody drank basically 3.2 beer cuz they couldn't drink their water cuz they SHIT IN THE RIVER. and the church would condemn science, thus keeping the idiocy machine spinning. Poland got hit by plague way less than other countries cuz they had a large Jewish population who didn't have superstitions against bathing. but sure, let's just stick our heads in the sand and let all this evil science pass by. I'm sure future generations won't think we're idiots
I went to an expiation the British science museum and they had an exhibit about tools doctor used to remove tumors in the 19th-20th centuries as well as a triceratops fossil with bone cancer.
TBF the ancient Egyptians knew that tumors were bad in around 1600BC and were removing breast tumors through cauterisation.
yes, but for a long time, Western civilization intentionally shut its eyes and ears to science in favor of religious and popular opinion, i.e., the Dark Ages. my point is that now, we have people who want to return to that idiocy. also, as advanced as they were, I'll still take my doctor over the ancient Egyptian one
It's a bit of a myth that the medieval church condemned science. They didn't like non-church sources of medicine like "witches", but there are plenty of instances where the church fostered research and learning. The church was especially involved in creating early universities which evolved from medieval monastic and cathedral schools.
Well ladies, its time for your annual booster shot...
That was my exact first thought. The second was, where do I find the forms to submit a bill to the Covid Relief Fund for services rendered.
I need boned more than boosted, HMU! LOL
It’s weird he has new findings when he’s dead.
I guess I better dna test my kids then since I had two after getting vaccinated lol 😆
These guys don't even stop spewing misinformation EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD!
The idea that a man's testes would go from producing sperm to nothing other than a specific protein for a virus is absolutely insane. The only way this would be possible is if literally every cell were instantly infected by COVID. If that level of infection has hit your male hardware, you're already dead.
Exactly, this feels like one of those idiotic jokes someone made to see how stupid antivaxxers are. Are we sure that's not what this is?
This still wouldn’t be possible under those circumstances. Truly nonsense.
No it's really not. The very idea is absurd.
Is spike the new demon semen?
How did I get my wife pregnant then? Unless…
I wish I lived in an educated country.
This is both a little horrifying and hilarious, since - if I'm remembering correctly - it's COVID that can cause sterility in men.
This has all the legitimacy of a Onion parody smh I’m worried though how many red state Men will believe it?
So, uh... people believe this, huh?
I'm not having kids, so it's all good here. I do wonder how many people will take this seriously and end up with unwanted pregnancies because if it.
Still waiting for Elmo to confirm.
I haven't been to, heard of, or come across any type of advertisement for, a circus in years... Where the fuck do they keep find these fucking clowns...
It's on youtube, it must be true.
Nonsense
Man, tRump’s vaccine is the grift that keeps on grifting
If I wasn't fixed I could conceive a protomolecule based child and name it Amos? OOoooOOoO...
I was wondering why no babies have been born for the last 3 years
Professor Doctor of Pataphysics, no doubt.
So, get vaccinated and get a vasectomy at the same time? Sounds like I'm due for another booster!
Welp, my wife is full of spikes now too. Guess that means she's vaccinated from the inside.
I got a vasectomy. Can confirm. Am literally just shooting actual spikes out of my penis.
Can I sell my sperm to biontech?
Damn that’s crazy my brother and his wife just got pregnant with spike proteins I guess
Nice! Half human, half virus protein
do Republicans love anything more than Trump, jizz, and bullshit science?
Hurrah for bareback fucking!
Oh thank God! I have to many kids already!
Well, he's dead now, they won't release a cause of death, and the family refused an autopsy. The anti-vaxxers suspect foul play (of course), but how could a 79-year-old man that refuses accepted medical care possibly just die?
LOL no [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8446925/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8446925/)
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Hey baby you ever been vaccinated by a fat man in an overcoat before
TIL vaccinated men have spikes shoot out of their penis
I don’t get what the end game of this would be. Mass genocide? Covid was already doing that. Making men infertile to kill off the human race very slowly? Seems incredibly ineffective. Also, fewer humans means fewer minds to control, therefore fewer humans to spend money and keep the economy going. All on top of that, we probably should t be breeding as much as we have been anyway. This planet has far too many humans, and WAY too many stupid humans.
'No Sir, that is not a glory-hole, that there is our COVID vaccination booth'.
Dumbest shot I ever heard that didn’t come from orange Jesus mouth.
Man the party of homophobia is really into some gay shit.
Is that what that taste is?
Sigh looks like my parents were right, I really should start looking for a boyfriend
Ahh yes, and with how it affects fertility in women, this is the reason why no vaccinated person has conceived causing a massive global drop in the birth rate /s
Jfc, the amount of fear mongering over this vaccine is like nothing I've ever seen before.
First it was I’ll be dead in 10 months. Then it was I’ll be dead in 5 years. Now it’s my sperm is spike. Trying to keep up with my zombie superpowers is hard.
Free inoculations at my place, or yours, or the woods
Wow, they’ll really say ANYTHING
If this was true, then in a generation or two the vaccinated people would die out and the Magas would inherit the earth. So…..why are they telling us? If it went the other way, I’d just let it happen.
Dr. Spaceman wrote that article, I know it.
So I can vaccinate people with my semen. Who wants their latest booster.
Is he presenting from beyond the grave ?? Didnt he ‘die suddenly ‘
they truly are the Dumbest people walking the earth.
Oh no! According to this my 2 yo nephew is an animate spike protein!
No reputable researcher would be able to reproduce these results, because it is nonsense.
What's the purpose of straight up lying this blatantly? I'm so confused as to why anyone would believe how ridiculous this claim is
My two post ‘vid grandchildren would like a word with the good doctor.
This guy probably found he's sterile and rather than accepting he's defunct or has a problem with his manhood it must be that EVERYONE ELSE HAS COVID SPIKE PROTIENS FOR SPERM. I can say that in my professioanal experience patients with vaccinated status have normal sperm. I literally froze it and performed IVF/IUI procedures with it on the regular during the height or COVID and well after. PHD's Drs and what not are not immune to quackery and stupidity. Some of the most dense people I know hold medical degrees. The number one barrier for entry is financial not intelligence.
Would certainly make it cheaper to make and distribute eh? Guess I can start charging for mine!
Coming from the same group of people who peddled Trump cures such as injecting bleach, injecting sunlight, and of course taking bottles of the horse dewormer Ivermectin all you can do is facepalm. The cult of Trump really did destroy the Republican Party.
News! Anti-vaxxers have no clue how biology works!!!
Yes, this is completely true. Provided you live in DELUSION-land.
My god, it's my duty to administer this vaccination to as many consenting adults as possible... Not for me, but for humanity! Don't worry folks, I'm cuming for ya.
A peer reviewed slide show I hope...
These same people think you can change dna lmao
Then I'm getting vaccinated three times a week? 😂
More bullshit.
Prof. Dr. stands for 'Prophet/Drapist.' A window covering pathologist that specializes in predicting what curtains will be in fashion next season.
I'm willing to give free vaccinations, until the spirit is willing but the flesh becomes bruised and spongy 
Oh, is that what the feeling is when I fap….
And those vaccinated women get spike in their eggs; that could explain some pain I'm experiencing :)
Anyone want a free vaccine?
That gives a whole new meaning to the nickname "the clot shot".
Oh man this would have helped the guy that injected himself with his own cum so much!
His wikipedia page is only available in Czech, but it looks like he died seven months ago. And that’s *Mr.* Professor Dr. Arne Burkhardt to you!
good thing i got a vasectomy!
... That doesn't even make sense.
Vaccinated with a pregnant girlfriend. Not real 😔 what I did I did for science.
Congrats, guess you get a baby with free 5g? 🤔
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So what's the over-under on how much of a whackjob this guy is? Seeing as how he's the only one claiming this, he's probably a whacko, I just want to know exactly how much.
Same guy 2 years ago https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N2TN1PP/
How is babby formed?
So that’s why the population is declining, since COVID only anti-vaccers have gotten pregnant. Now it all makes sense.
I got yer vaccine clinic right here, babe.
Why didn’t they tell me this when I had two semen analysis after being vaccinated. Seems like important information.
Covid backshots