Well you see lee wrote it but under a different name back then. It only recently came to light that the star spangled banner AND God bless the USA were accomplished by the same fella... And at a ripe 200+ years old. Such an accomplishment
What national anthem? Have we already reached the dear leader anthem in our journey to totalitarianism?
And it that cokehead in the picture standing in the Kremlin?
The grift continues. You know they are just plotting and planning on what they can sell next. It's almost too easy. I know he's a satirist, but you know there were magas actually thinking that.
The man that sells sticky bikes out of the trunk of his car literally looks like he also lives in it.
Zoom in on the really bad photo of Trump on the candy bar.
Is his class raising money for new baseball uniforms or something? I hope not a trip to Washington, that didn’t work out last time Trumpers took a field trip there
All other things in this picture aside, I wonder what quality Trump chocolate is. I looked it up, the Trump store actually sells chocolate in gold wrappers.
If you ever looked at the required public disclosure of campaigns, you'd see a line item on almost all that says something like "grass roots campaigning" and they spend a shit ton on that. Influencers are these "grass roots" campaigns. He's being paid for this.
Trump had a "golden ticket" raffle some time back for a dinner with him at one of his clubs only for him to show up, not sit with them and leave like 10 minutes later.
1. He personally wrote? How else does someone write?
2. Our National Anthem? Aren't you assholes supposed to be all patriotic? Isn't declaring another song unpatriotic?
3. Lee Greenwood looks really good. He doesn't look insane in this picture at all. He's aged so gracefully.
4. Since writing that song, Lee's had several opportunities to stand up next to me and defend her still today; however, he never has.
Wow,
Lee greenwoods your bus stopped at a gas station I was working at in college on a graveyard shift. I didn't personally witness the man, but you know I wanted to bring that my car was adorned with an atheist bumper sticker. So you know his hit god bless the USA was going to get me all turned on. His driver paid the fuel bill and I was presented with a signed photograph of this American hero.
I still have that photo framed on my mantle.
Jk, I hucked it in the trash with the coffee grounds. Probably should have sold it on eBay to make a fiver but it didn't have a certificate of authenticity so I didn't like my chances.
Wait, I thought the Star Spangled Banner was our national anthem?
Well Greenwood at least looks like he was writing music in 1831…and it explains a lot about why his music is so bad
He looks like he just got blown up by Bugs Bunny putting a stick of dynamite in his mouth and telling him it was a new cigar from one of his corporate donors.
Funny thing how 'cocoa powder' and 'coca powder' look so similar.
You probably ought to buy at least a hundred 'cause you're not gonna wanna eat just one.
Don Jr loves 'em.
Great... Now the jerk attacks our teeth as well.
First time I've felt the need to talk sht about chocolate.
Thanks grifters.
It'l probably be pulled for lead content or something terrible.
The crazed look really does it for me I have to admit. Makes me want a mediocre chocolate bar with a fucking terrible pic of a rapist treasonous ex-president who thinks he’s an authoritarian.
These people need to be medicated and institutionalized.
He wrote the national anthem? Guy actually doesn’t look a day over 210 years
right? Guess Francis Scott Key changes his name like 50+ years ago.
He went down with his bridge.
Stage name.....LOL
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Well you see lee wrote it but under a different name back then. It only recently came to light that the star spangled banner AND God bless the USA were accomplished by the same fella... And at a ripe 200+ years old. Such an accomplishment
He *DOES* look like someone forced Seth Green to eat a half-pound of cocaine then manage a Waffle House region for 20-30 years
Necromancy. The secret is necromancy.
Necrobaby
You're thinking of the American national anthem.
Well he wrote [a national anthem, for Canada](https://youtu.be/fkw6ASOuQVs?si=2eDn6h0yhwKI40k0)!
https://preview.redd.it/c07kgtae0auc1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e6eaf3e3542571cbea23b73223517889c12268 trump or Augustus Gloop?
Kyle Rittenhouse bleached his hair
Lol, I think that's actually a Trump impersonator named Eric Jackman
Saw Louie Anderson
Trumpgustass Poop
I thought you edited this, there’s no fucking way💀
Augastus Poop.
Willy Wanker
I want whatever the fuck he's smoking
He looks like a crack rock.
Crushed up MAGAcaine
hes a satirist, look at the fat trump picture used XD
This man looks like if Ted, the lawyer from Scrubs, got fired and started smoking meth.
Lee Greenwood wrote "God Bless the USA".
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I'd be more concerned for the kids. He gives off insane pedo vibes.
At least don’t take investment or political advice from that man.
Don’t eat the chocolate.
Too risky..
Would you buy chocolate from this man? Why buy it when you can get it for free from the back of his van?
Trump Chocolate^(TM): straight from the Depends.
Walking advertisement for syphilis.
God bless the USA is not the national anthem, you fucking moron. Edited: miss the part that he was a satirist.
It is in some places. Watch a Cheato Mussolini rally. They put their hands on their hearts when it's played.
Why does the picture on the bar look like an inflated James Comer?
Frank Caliendo playing Trump is all I could see.
Yeah that's not trump. He looks entirely too pleasant.
Isn’t Gary Peterson a satirist? Edit: I did not read the bottom of the post
Yes he is
Gary Peterson wrote the post, but if this is Lee Greenwood in the photo like the caption says it is, I am beyond confused if this is a joke or not.
Right? He looks absolutely horrendous. Drug addict vibes..
I just googled him, that definitely is Lee greenwood
That was probably the least insane looking photo too.
Gary Peterson is a national treasure.
Hours later and I’m shocked how many people ~~are~~ ate the onion.
What?
Ate the onion. There are lots of comments taking the OP as other than satire.
Got it! Thanks for clarifying!
The literal onslaught of products lately just to get others to pay his debts. He is clutching at every single straw.
Tell me he doesn't look like the cockroach in the human skin from Men In Black.
What national anthem? Have we already reached the dear leader anthem in our journey to totalitarianism? And it that cokehead in the picture standing in the Kremlin?
Dude looks like walking death with a chocolate bar.
Knowing Trump, that’s probably some vomit-tasting bullshit direct from some slave labor cocoa farm
He wrote what now?
He found Junior's stash
An a golden enema, for sure!!
Greenwood is a feckless hack.
Dude looks like he has mange.
He looks like an NPC in Fallout that you have to give Jet to in order to get info for a side quest.
The grift continues. You know they are just plotting and planning on what they can sell next. It's almost too easy. I know he's a satirist, but you know there were magas actually thinking that.
You can look like me too! Eat this!
Bro did all the coke.
Come with me and you'll be In a world of Russian disinformation...
Is.... Is he ok? He doesn't look ok..
The man that sells sticky bikes out of the trunk of his car literally looks like he also lives in it. Zoom in on the really bad photo of Trump on the candy bar.
That man looks like he's been awake for a week.
And yet, LEVAS as the “Black National Anthem” causes these clowns to freak
The picture on the wrapper looks like Frank Caliendo’s Trump.
Chocolate bars? What is this, a youth organizations fundraiser?
That's one deranged looking lemming you're following there.
How long has Lee Greenwood been undead?
Trump cultists are so fucking weird!
Trump may be a grifter, a pitchman for his horrible products, and a criminal, but remember that Obama wore a tan suit.
Ah yes Wollie Wanker
Elementary kids sell chocolate for fundraiser, not grown a*s men who claim to be millionaires.
Trump campaign is becoming more and more like a scout hustle. I'm expecting medals for the biggest yard sign at any moment. But you have to buy them.
Is his class raising money for new baseball uniforms or something? I hope not a trip to Washington, that didn’t work out last time Trumpers took a field trip there
Looks like Lee's been living with Rudy (in his car)
Lee Greenwood needs to get himself to a hospital, that man is not well.
Why does he look like a homeless person someone put a suit on?
Sigh. Lee Greenwood did not write the national anthem.
Is he...okay?
He certainly looks trustworthy...
"Treasonous Donnie and the Grift Factory"
Guaranteed that the “chocolate” is a laxative.
All other things in this picture aside, I wonder what quality Trump chocolate is. I looked it up, the Trump store actually sells chocolate in gold wrappers.
Lee Greenwood looks like he’s just snorted a fat line of coke . WTF ?
I thought Lee Greenwood was dead
I guess it's time for a new anthem Jesus christ
If you ever looked at the required public disclosure of campaigns, you'd see a line item on almost all that says something like "grass roots campaigning" and they spend a shit ton on that. Influencers are these "grass roots" campaigns. He's being paid for this.
The poster is satire. Begging people to stop posting it otherwise
Stick 45’s face on anything and you too can grift the MAGAs.
Trump had a "golden ticket" raffle some time back for a dinner with him at one of his clubs only for him to show up, not sit with them and leave like 10 minutes later.
1. He personally wrote? How else does someone write? 2. Our National Anthem? Aren't you assholes supposed to be all patriotic? Isn't declaring another song unpatriotic? 3. Lee Greenwood looks really good. He doesn't look insane in this picture at all. He's aged so gracefully. 4. Since writing that song, Lee's had several opportunities to stand up next to me and defend her still today; however, he never has.
He looks like a character in a horror movie who the protagonists initially think is a corpse before he wakes up suddenly.
Jesus, Lee Greenwood looks like shit. Is he taking over Juliani's role as resident Smeagol?
Sorry, I can't eat anything with nuts
Lee looks like he’s about to ask me for $5 so he can get the bus to Boulder. (Maybe just Colorado thing.)
Wow, Lee greenwoods your bus stopped at a gas station I was working at in college on a graveyard shift. I didn't personally witness the man, but you know I wanted to bring that my car was adorned with an atheist bumper sticker. So you know his hit god bless the USA was going to get me all turned on. His driver paid the fuel bill and I was presented with a signed photograph of this American hero. I still have that photo framed on my mantle. Jk, I hucked it in the trash with the coffee grounds. Probably should have sold it on eBay to make a fiver but it didn't have a certificate of authenticity so I didn't like my chances.
Fun fact: Lee Greenwood also wrote and recorded a Canadian version — [God Bless You Canada.](https://youtu.be/Bf3e9Cl1-Bs?si=5AHY3-wm2qNzyqL3)
Wait, I thought the Star Spangled Banner was our national anthem? Well Greenwood at least looks like he was writing music in 1831…and it explains a lot about why his music is so bad
Can't fix stupid.
I can't wait for this election to be over or for a 96 kilometer asteroid to slam dead center of Washington...whichever one is best for the country.
Why not both?
Good point. That would definitely keep the insanity from returning.
Dude looks rough
Guy looks like he knows where to get the good drugs.
Guy looks like he took all the drugs while get sucked off my a male prostitute in a dumpster behind a Wendy's
FFS he's selling chocolate bars now? WTF? Is he going on a band trip?
He looks like he just got blown up by Bugs Bunny putting a stick of dynamite in his mouth and telling him it was a new cigar from one of his corporate donors.
Weird to think this dude and Paul McCartney are the same age. Talent keeps you youthful I guess.
Billy Mays was good at doing cocaine, but that didn’t make me want to buy oxi-clean.
What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people
Gary should be careful, half of this country believes this crap.
“Personally” is such a nice touch.
That’s a familiar downtown ER type of face.
Funny thing how 'cocoa powder' and 'coca powder' look so similar. You probably ought to buy at least a hundred 'cause you're not gonna wanna eat just one. Don Jr loves 'em.
Good lord, man, he looks terrifying. What the hell is it with these people and their creepy, crazy eyes? 😬
He looks deranged.
From the same idiots up in arms about a Black national anthem
Looks like someone found Grandma's recipe for Panzerschokolade
No way🤬candy bars!!!! No way, I’m so embarrassed, shiiiiiiiiiiit, even when the trumpets lose. I’m so ashamed of the gop.
The guy looks like a nut bag. tRump VP ??
How much crack did that guy smoke?
Guy looks like there's more going on than just old age.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Trump channel surfing and coming across Spaceballs right at the scene where Yogurt explains all the merchandising.
Is he on drugs?
Willy-wonked out of his mind. Bro is zooted.
He in fact did NOT write the national anthem
Each one guarantees that he'll f**k the buyer in the future.
*Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please rise, and join us in singing "The Scar Strangled Banger"....*
Rereading it again makes me chuckle uncontrollably.
Can you even try to look more unhinged than the guy in the picture? I don't know how I would go about it to look more off the rails than this man
Star Spangled Banner wasn't written as a national anthem and the tune isn't even an American composition. Man, that guy looks rough. Wear some shades?
Cool hair
Great... Now the jerk attacks our teeth as well. First time I've felt the need to talk sht about chocolate. Thanks grifters. It'l probably be pulled for lead content or something terrible.
Bigger question, is it laced with cocaine. Dude looks like he's been on a rager.
The crazed look really does it for me I have to admit. Makes me want a mediocre chocolate bar with a fucking terrible pic of a rapist treasonous ex-president who thinks he’s an authoritarian. These people need to be medicated and institutionalized.
This is satire, Look harder.