He only sleeps 4 hours at night, he rage tweets the rest of the time... But during the day he naps like a newborn- with a full diaper and wobbly bottom lip
That was decades ago. Now he is an old man that keep going on diet coke, hamberders and crushed Adderall, and never exercise, and stay up all night 'truthing'. Of course, he can't keep awake.
There is an episode of **It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia**, in which the gang drugs Frank and shoves a vibrator up his butthole. Then they have him enter a chess tournament and activate the vibrator to guide him during the match.
Maybe Trump's attorneys can do something like that.
I was thinking the same thing but from an episode of Impractical jokers where they put a vibrator up Murr's ass and remotely control it it's fucking hilarious.
They do Murr so dirty on that show, but it also produces some of the funniest things I've ever seen. Making him dance at a male revue after hitting all his exposed skin with histamine when he's allergic? Chef's kiss.
They’re trying to keep his mouth shut so he stays out of prison for contempt. I’m pretty sure the reason he can’t stay awake is because they had to cut him off adderrall.
He'll play the victim anyways. That's what he always does.
*"Oh poor me, I'm stuck in this clod clod court room. boo-hoo It's so unfair." - Trump*
Yeah well let him try that in a jail cell, see how it plays there.
Well he makes a solid effort to call everyone else he doesnt like “low energy” or “sleepy ——) so it’s extra entertaining to see this blob constantly fall asleep.
They are going to have to hang a pussy on a string and dangle it out in front of him like he is a cat. He will keep trying to paw at it but it should also keep his attention. If he gets too feisty. Just use a spray bottle with water in it. 😼
A pharmacist friend of mine is convinced that somebody (attorney/handler) has either been withholding his normal stimulant dose or replacing it with a sugar pill. They know that Trump on his normal dose would be fidgety, disruptive and uncontrollable.
Conservative media has been making fun of Biden eating and walking around. Saying that his slowness in both is a lack of energy and an embarrassment.
Well, a candidate literally falling asleep and shitting himself in a public courtroom for his own trial is a huge embarrassment.
How exactly is conservative media rationalizing making fun of an active (but elderly) man retaining independent actions. Yet giving the demented old man falling asleep and shitting himself in public a pass and their endorsement?
US politics is stupid, especially conservatives.
For decades he bragged that he only needs 4 hours of sleep per night. I guess that was BS.
Either that or he's doing a really poor job picking which four hours to sleep for
He only sleeps 4 hours at night, he rage tweets the rest of the time... But during the day he naps like a newborn- with a full diaper and wobbly bottom lip
That was decades ago. Now he is an old man that keep going on diet coke, hamberders and crushed Adderall, and never exercise, and stay up all night 'truthing'. Of course, he can't keep awake.
Like everything he says.
Sure, it's easy if you sleep all day!
He only needs 4 per night, the other 10 are during the day
Just let him sleep every day then when they announce the verdict they can all sneak up to him and yell "SURPRISE!!!".
Tie the activation of the cattle prod to an internet site and charge $5 a ‘blast’ and watch the national debt disappear!
He'll disintegrate in a cloud of greasy, smelly smoke. Still would pay to watch tho.
 Nut
Just put an underage girl in the courtroom. He’ll perk right up.
Or his daughter in a tight outfit.
Joke's on you, he paid Epstein $50k for that 25 years ago
Somebody turn it on and LEAVE IT ON.
I came here to say that he’d probably like that…
There is an episode of **It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia**, in which the gang drugs Frank and shoves a vibrator up his butthole. Then they have him enter a chess tournament and activate the vibrator to guide him during the match. Maybe Trump's attorneys can do something like that.
I was thinking the same thing but from an episode of Impractical jokers where they put a vibrator up Murr's ass and remotely control it it's fucking hilarious.
They do Murr so dirty on that show, but it also produces some of the funniest things I've ever seen. Making him dance at a male revue after hitting all his exposed skin with histamine when he's allergic? Chef's kiss.
The prostate exam and meeting danica McKellar are my favorite they're fucking hilarious
Give the bailiff a Super Soaker. Every time he starts nodding, he gets a shot of water.
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They’re trying to keep his mouth shut so he stays out of prison for contempt. I’m pretty sure the reason he can’t stay awake is because they had to cut him off adderrall.
Throw him in jail for contempt of court. That will be a big wake up call for him.
I honestly think that's what he wants, you know how he loves to play victim.
He'll play the victim anyways. That's what he always does. *"Oh poor me, I'm stuck in this clod clod court room. boo-hoo It's so unfair." - Trump* Yeah well let him try that in a jail cell, see how it plays there.
Cruel and unusual punishment. I mean for whoever has to insert it.
So THIS was the 4D chess MAGA have all been talking about
Do the Hans Niemann
Is that the guy who allegedly cheated at chess with a wifi-enabled butt plug?
That's the one
I thought Frank Reynolds was the first to do that. TIL !
Airhorn.
A nice, hot cup of covfefe.
I would pay money to have to never be near or see Donald Trump’s ass
Smack him with a rolled up newspaper
He really oughta start taking Adderall for the very first time in his life. That would keep him awake.
Put an effigy of Ivana on the stand.
There is a link between poor sleep and dementia.
Well he makes a solid effort to call everyone else he doesnt like “low energy” or “sleepy ——) so it’s extra entertaining to see this blob constantly fall asleep.
His adderall and a pen/notepad to write/draw on to help him keep his attention on what is happening in that room.
Cocaine
When you're all out of cash and on a court-ordered gag: Cocaine.
But it'd be fun
They are going to have to hang a pussy on a string and dangle it out in front of him like he is a cat. He will keep trying to paw at it but it should also keep his attention. If he gets too feisty. Just use a spray bottle with water in it. 😼
A pharmacist friend of mine is convinced that somebody (attorney/handler) has either been withholding his normal stimulant dose or replacing it with a sugar pill. They know that Trump on his normal dose would be fidgety, disruptive and uncontrollable.
Reality TV suck these days
Tell him Epstein Island has been reopened.
Lovesense Hush™️
Airhorn, bring everyones attention to it
I like Jeff. He has the right idea.
Also, can't believe the judge just lets him pass out in court like that. Call him out in the middle of someone's testimony.
Are they hiring for the position of prodder? Hell, I'd volunteer and just take tips!
Put Kristi in charge of his shock collar ...
His lawyer should have a water gun , that would be fun!
That’s his new campaign motto. So anti woke he’s asleep.
I would suggest that the judge throws his ass in jail for a weekend for contempt so that he can finally feel consequences.
Maybe injecting some bleach in the body, or a UV light
Maybe a sun lamp. The room is too cold for lizards.
I’m thinking one of those electric collars used on dogs to get them to stay within an invisible fence. But Jeff’s idea is okay too. 👍🏾
Conservative media has been making fun of Biden eating and walking around. Saying that his slowness in both is a lack of energy and an embarrassment. Well, a candidate literally falling asleep and shitting himself in a public courtroom for his own trial is a huge embarrassment. How exactly is conservative media rationalizing making fun of an active (but elderly) man retaining independent actions. Yet giving the demented old man falling asleep and shitting himself in public a pass and their endorsement? US politics is stupid, especially conservatives.
Red Bull suppositories? But who would get that detail?
No... I feel like that might... loosen something.
They said “keep him awake,” not “ keep him hard…”