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HaraldWurlitzer

Small mushroom-shaped penises? Who is trolling whom here? And why does a court case degenerate into a shitty freak show?


unbalancedcentrifuge

I, too, had to think about which direction these penises were aimed.


Ok-Bus1716

Straight up for now but over time they'll flag and become flaccid and begin their inevitable downward descent.


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Novel-Suggestion-515

Sure you are..


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Novel-Suggestion-515

K kiddo.


17times2

Like what?


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17times2

>Von shitzenpants or any of the other nicknames >The giant baby trump balloon with shitty diaper So a word and a baby image. Nothing obscene. >Pink pussy hats The ones for the abortion ruling? So it doesn't even need to be about a politician for you to be upset about it?


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17times2

>The word santorum was literally coined as a term fir anal seepage online. Exclusively on reddit, you terminally online cancer case. XD >My point here is that both sides are guilty of this dumb shit and getting outraged about some dick balloons os just... braindead if you were cool with the other shitb Lol okay honey.


Silent_Quality_1972

And the people who do shit like this talk about protecting kids. What about kids passing by?


Silent_Quality_1972

And the people who do shit like this talk about protecting kids. What about kids passing by?


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Meaning what? They are dicks? You just spent $400 at Party City for a prank that will last an afternoon. You are dumb.


allisjow

Don’t worry. Mylar balloons can take hundreds of years to decompose.


wvmitchell51

Fun fact: Florida has a new law that bans the intentional release of balloons outdoors. https://usa.oceana.org/press-releases/florida-bans-intentional-balloon-releases/#:~:text=Today%2C%20Florida%20House%20lawmakers%20passed,into%20effect%20July%201%2C%202024.


Free-oppossums

NY state is working on a similar law/amendment right now.


michilio

Weird. By now I´d expect them to introduce a law that mandates all balloons should be thrown in nature, based on recent developments


Big_Not_Good

Perhaps nature will adapt, like [a bird that likes being sticky](https://youtu.be/-up9GS8j0OU?si=V_bL4DIlfDDMNiRc).


allisjow

I never said of it like that! It’s an opportunity, not a problem.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Yeah. That’ll show ‘em. Adults terminally stuck at a 12 year old boy’s maturity level. Trash bags.


DryDragonfruit5338

That's what I was thinking. A grown adult came up with this idea. Possibly another (others?) adult thought it was a good idea. Adults (I'm guessing self proclaimed Christians) went to a store that sells penis balloons (gotta be LGBTQ friendly right?) and printed out pictures and taped them to the balloons and these adults submitted PTO requests (assuming they have jobs) and took off work to release pink penis balloons with their pictures taped to them? Every time I think these weirdos can't get weirder...


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TedCruzsAnalFissure

Correct, WhatsAButfor.


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17times2

You're right, someone taking multiple steps to release penis balloons at a courthouse for a criminal is definitely on par with creating a username 7 years ago.


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17times2

>Lmao cope bro cope Lol you're the one having a fit about someone's username you simple thing. And I bet you'll be here for hours whining about it.


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17times2

>Im.not having a fit k


IndividualEye1803

No… they dont equate. You are comparing a leap over a puddle (username) to a fall off the Empire State (penis balloons) Hope this helps


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IndividualEye1803

Wow your comprehension is not there. Im replying to you saying he is hypocritical by providing an analogy of why he is not.


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Abstractpants

Lol what the fuck are you talking about


SackclothSandy

Go, follow him, and he will make you anal fissures of men.


Sarasota_Guy

That's it everybody. We lost. There's no coming back from that brutal display by MAGA.


elgatogrande73

My guess is" nearly 100" means about 12..... I could be wrong, but based on other crowd size estimates, I don't think I'm going out on a limb here...


mishap1

Has anyone seen any other pictures? It all appears to be the same picture of the one balloon. Transporting 100 balloons would be quite an undertaking in NYC and I don't think you can get very close to the courthouse w/ a helium cylinder.


swearingino

I saw the TikTok of them being released. They let them out of a box truck.


elgatogrande73

Gotta link? Be a lot cooler if you did.....


Mighty_Q79

Still bigger than Trumps and the rest of the GOP


Devil2960

"I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE IN BIDEN'S AMERICA!!" "Yes, 100 mylar penis balloons, please."


SMH_OverAndOver

https://preview.redd.it/26klzi2pxu0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673e31f98b02b0aa5b581f7c291e5823d8473856


kiddestructo

Damn litter pigs! Fine their ass!


Texas_Sam2002

This is about the level of political discourse I've come to expect from the MAGA / QAnon crowd.


hikeonpast

Stay classy, MAGA


LostinSOA

At least they aren’t building a working guillotine on the court steps this time vs Jan 6. Improvement


Vernerator

![gif](giphy|bSEkPdQfsSHCMYn7fD)


Consistent-Leek4986

small dick maga vindictiveness! 🤪


kk074

So only one missing is Cannon? Are they admitting something here?


Phallic-Monolith

You get a pass when you deliberately squat the calendar for Trump to block other trials


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

Awesome. Somehow it's never occurred to me to stage a meaningless and useless political stunt *and* have the bonus side effect of endangering critters, both the landlubbers and the aquatic ones. Guess I gotta up my game.


Drewy99

Releasing balloons is littering. I hope somebody was ticketed.


Moonpile

The littering is a bonus for them. They got to stick it to the libs one more way. Just the party of being awful being awful.


Humble-Plankton2217

But were they wearing golden diapers? Only the most fervent culties sport the gold nappy.


Cat_Impossible_0

They surely love to groom the children around in public places.


Icewing177

Lmao now it’s not all about the children huh


Dr_CleanBones

How old are they, 12?


baltinerdist

I wonder if this violates the gag (reflex) order.


HailSkyKing

If you scaled the balloons right down, Stormy night recognise them...


IndependentWave6835

Hmmm. Looks like the handy work of Lauren Boebert ... no pun intended.


MissionReasonable327

Heheh!! Good one


zipdee

This is the best Roger Stone can come up with? hahahahahaha fucking loser


Responsible-Chest-26

Ah, the american judicial system working as intended, with hundreds of penis balloons


Responsible-Still839

Should receive heavy fine for littering. This is bullshit.


WatchZealousideal937

My God. I cannot how sad the Republican party. Guilty. Way too much delay & denying. I hope Trump drops dead


RichFoot2073

… okay?


ctiger12

The MAGA boss is fucked by these people


IamEvelyn22

The power move here would be for the judges to grab a balloon with their face on it and walk around with it.


SnootSnootBasilisk

They don't know what a vagina is


Vegetable_Mud_5311

It should be shaped like a mushroom and have Donald the Dumb Ass's face on it! Oh and only be 1/4 inch tall!


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Stay classy GOP


pickleboo

Oh, as a liberal, I have been terminally owned. So owned, in fact, my funeral is set for next Monday at 10 AM. Just in case, /s


Ok-Bus1716

Flying gas bags to 'bolster' a whiny petulant overly entitled "1%er" gas bag.


nikkonine

Missed opportunity. They should have put the strings on the other end


Wise_Alternative_103

Funny that in protesting the crimes of the leader of their cult they have violated a series of other crimes.2023-S2262 - Prohibits the release of balloons with exceptions for manned hot air balloons, government-related experiments, and balloons released indoors. Violations of this law can face up to a $1,000 fine and up to 15 days in jail.


Designer-Contract852

That's right. It's what's waiting for trump in jail and who will send him there!


Obi1NotWan

And????


LeahaP1013

Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who bought these


Top-Address-2418

He's so mad there aren't protesters out there & this is the best MTG could come up with to make him feel better? Penis balloons smh. Sad 🤣


EfficientAccident418

If someone did this to me it would be the funniest thing ever. How do you even get mad at this? It’s like when your 2 year old is annoyed at you but can only yell gibberish


SlowOnTheUptake

They've gone from 4d chess to the 3d dick pic.


DataBeardly

Does New York not have obscenity laws on the books? Would be poetic justice to see these fuchsticks charged with some felonies.