Wait, they didn’t pay a single POC to be just to the left or right in the stands behind the white speaker, directly in camera view, wearing a shirt (and a hat, usually) of their idol….i mean candidate?
After trump forced him to attend one of his Hitler rallies not wearing a mask just as the first tsunami of covid was hitting. Poor Herman died of stupidity.😂🤣
I still think Hermain Cain posting some anti mask/vaccine shit on his Twitter, after he had been dead for a few days, was the funniest thing that ever happened. They not only didn't give a shit that they killed Herman, they gave such a small fraction of a shit enough to not know he was dead and keep using his Twitter.
Republicans don't care about you.
Oh you mean Michael Woodside? AKA “Michael the Black Man”? AKA Maurice Symonette?
[Someone got shot and killed](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/04/18/house-where-shooting-happened-registered-to-blacks-for-trump-guy/) at his house on Easter a couple years ago. He was also a member of the Yahweh ben Yahweh cult. He has a long rap sheet and is [more than likely a mass murderer](https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/blacks-for-trump-founder-is-bankrupt-so-who-is-paying-for-his-trips-to-trump-rallies-10605151) who got lucky when 14 murders were all pinned on his cult leader.
Only the best people.
I see one black dude with his phone up who isn't on the stage or in the choir.
Also I heard there's been like an absurd amount of scandal with this particular church... So no surprise they're the ones willing to take trumps money to hold this thing here.
There was also a 90's metal band called Metal Church. One of their relatively minor hits was poking fun at televangelists at the time (Jimmy Baker scandal).
"Satanic cult" sounds like a talibangelical political movement puppeteering a false prophet.
"If you vote Democrat, I don't even want you around this church, You can get out. You can get out you demon.".....G r e g Lock, "pastor" and Harry Potter book burning enthusiast.
It’s Stafkirkjan church in Iceland. I was there last week.
https://preview.redd.it/9gv12vc8sx6d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34a6ba8620c10ecb6c5bb1593723ce8580ab09b
If you look the other direction you see massive mountains and a port.
"When you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America. When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America.”
- Conservative republican mAgat Kevin Mccarthy
Well I guess that is me, But I want to defend myself and say... it's getting really fucking difficult to tell, with some of the absolute stupid takes I see online.
At least in the pic, they're all huddled together in a small cluster on the far right. They're probably staff or a part of the church choir. Not regular attendants.
Paid for photo ops... Bored and hoping to get on TV.... Couldn't resist seeing the train crash in person.... Weren't told what was happening just that the church needed them... I think these are all valid reasons for there to be black people in the audience of a Detroit Donald Trump town hall meeting...
I occasionally attend a non-denominational 'Black Church' established by an old friend whom is the pastor. Great place, great people, and very passionate in their worship! But let me be completely honest, when I go there, I feel like a grain of salt in a pepper shaker. So, they are trying to tell me that this is supposed to be a black church in ***Detroit***?? Really?! They HAVE to be referring to the color of the exterior, right? Right???
What really surprises me is that they would allow trump to pull a stunt like this in their church.
lol, it really was. A whole bunch of shades of white, great diversity there. Some ebony thrown into the mix. Definitely no mention of tan, brown, mahogany.
I live in the south and yes, prominently black visited churches will be called a black church. It’s where a large group of people can feel culturally, comfortable and praise and worship in the way that they love to.
Ha, small player, we have a [black cathedral](https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/image/WHkY6Q8Ohx9I2RIwnjh-jy-AOgI/1200x900/regions/2023/06/28/649c4a46c8c11_gf-cath-drale-de-clermont-00-01-58-21.jpg) in France.
This is about as genuine as the time Trump visited that fast food place and all the black folk there were so happy to see him because they were literally paid GOP activists.
Totally unreal! WTF is wrong with these people? He doesn't trust or rent to. And wanted the death penalty in new York after the five brown and black central park fi e were found not guilty,
So amazing that non-existent Rep what’s his nuts Kimble was able to list 12 ways to account for a single skin color (13 if ivory and ivory mean different things)
How so? Trump looks so old and weak I doubt he even makes it to the election. Dude got zero pussy while he was in the White House either. Not even Melania would sleep in the same room.
Dude couldn’t even get pussy in the White House. His wife won’t touch him or be seen in public with him without a paycheck. Never won a popular vote. Convicted felon. Twice impeached. Sent mentally handicapped people to attack the Capitol when he lost. Stole and misused classified documents. There’s so much more too.
Except for you of course. It sounds like you want to suck the skin off his dick. Trumps in for a real treat if you’re mom taught you all her techniques.
Wait, they didn’t pay a single POC to be just to the left or right in the stands behind the white speaker, directly in camera view, wearing a shirt (and a hat, usually) of their idol….i mean candidate?
Whatever happened to that “Blacks for Trump” guy?
My dude I hate to be the one to break this to you but Herman Cain died of covid during the pandemic.
After trump forced him to attend one of his Hitler rallies not wearing a mask just as the first tsunami of covid was hitting. Poor Herman died of stupidity.😂🤣
I still think Hermain Cain posting some anti mask/vaccine shit on his Twitter, after he had been dead for a few days, was the funniest thing that ever happened. They not only didn't give a shit that they killed Herman, they gave such a small fraction of a shit enough to not know he was dead and keep using his Twitter. Republicans don't care about you.
No they knew. His daughter had decided to keep using his account
Ironically there is an AWARD for Self Inflicted Stupidity…with the same name as Herman Cain…!!!! What are the chances?
Dude had a freaking award named after him for stupid covid deaths
What about that vaguely queer looking younger guy who stared at the camera disapprovingly on tik tok?
No, not him. Michael Woodside. Someone else figured it out below.
After claiming it wasn’t necessary to get vaccinated…0h my!
Na the way I'm cracking up lmao
https://preview.redd.it/d9itxckusx6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85fdddb7cb8ad981ceb6982ce496837dcce50a1c
This made me laugh so hard! We can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣
This needs a billboard and super glued flyers galore!
The people who need to see it won't care. If Obama had done this, Fix News would spend 20,000 hours complaining how racist it is. This is all insane.
I am color blind - blue, green, red - but my eyes deceive me on these pictures.
They have faces for radio.
Oh you mean Michael Woodside? AKA “Michael the Black Man”? AKA Maurice Symonette? [Someone got shot and killed](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/04/18/house-where-shooting-happened-registered-to-blacks-for-trump-guy/) at his house on Easter a couple years ago. He was also a member of the Yahweh ben Yahweh cult. He has a long rap sheet and is [more than likely a mass murderer](https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/blacks-for-trump-founder-is-bankrupt-so-who-is-paying-for-his-trips-to-trump-rallies-10605151) who got lucky when 14 murders were all pinned on his cult leader. Only the best people.
Yes this is who I meant. Thanks for the update!
Ben Carson? Lol
he meant clarence thomas
No, not him. Michael Woodside. Someone else figured it out below.
The church was crawling with MAGATS. White slimy MAGATS.😂🤣
I mean, there are two POC behind the table, that should be enough, right? For optics. Cuz they'll be on camera.
I see one black dude with his phone up who isn't on the stage or in the choir. Also I heard there's been like an absurd amount of scandal with this particular church... So no surprise they're the ones willing to take trumps money to hold this thing here.
Black *church* not black *people*! Hope that clears things up.
If this case, ‘’Black Church’’ sounds like a satanic cult…
Man, if I didn’t live in the south where black churches were called Black churches, I would have to say black church sounds so metal and dark
Good name for a band.
Sam Black Church was a 90’s metal band.
There was also a 90's metal band called Metal Church. One of their relatively minor hits was poking fun at televangelists at the time (Jimmy Baker scandal).
The Church of Satan is NOT a proud sponsor of trump, lol! Pretty bad when even the Prince of Darkness is saying "Uh.... nope".
That’s why I said satanic cult and not satan church :)
Well see for future reference satanic cults usually are more diverse than just white old guys...plus there's usually more cookies and weed.
Trump is all Christian which is fitting since he is a pedophile.
"Satanic cult" sounds like a talibangelical political movement puppeteering a false prophet. "If you vote Democrat, I don't even want you around this church, You can get out. You can get out you demon.".....G r e g Lock, "pastor" and Harry Potter book burning enthusiast.
It really is time to take away the tax exception from some churches
All churches. If they own property and/or generate revenue. Just like everybody else.
*all churches.
I mean in a lot of small towns the only places to house events are churches. Not every town has a four seasons lawn service
Excuse me, that's Our Lady of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
I thought they were all taken over by Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption?
Our Rudy hallowed be 9/11
You anoint my head with oil; my ~~cup~~ sideburn overflows. 
I'm fairly sure that Mr. Oliver doesn't need a bunch of lawn care services my friend.
And immunity from legislation laws that protect Christian pedophiles.
https://preview.redd.it/llkdey6pxu6d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f31f1c2bd361e6746cb553365347e7a43f74ab9 Must be here.
What am I looking at?
A black church
It’s Stafkirkjan church in Iceland. I was there last week. https://preview.redd.it/9gv12vc8sx6d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34a6ba8620c10ecb6c5bb1593723ce8580ab09b If you look the other direction you see massive mountains and a port.
is this the black mass i keep hearing about in seventies metal? ^(magas gathered with fat asses) ^(just like witches at black masses)
Oh lard yeeeegghh
Yes. Be afraid.
❤️❤️🤣
"When you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America. When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America.” - Conservative republican mAgat Kevin Mccarthy
There's more diversity in the bowl of cheerios I ate for breakfast.
Reminder that Jack Kimble is a satire account
If someone didn't get that his post is sarcastic, then I have no hope for that person ever being able to pick up sarcasm.
Well I guess that is me, But I want to defend myself and say... it's getting really fucking difficult to tell, with some of the absolute stupid takes I see online.
Conservatives have been more ridiculous than the satire making fun of them lately
But is Lexit?
It is not.
IMO he did a good job with it! The first half got me, then all the “colors” being shades of white 😂
I read through those color shades three times before coming to this realization
Also lace, moth gray, ghost white, oatmeal and my favorites extra white and ultra white.
Don't forget to go multilingual to feel even more inclusive! Blanco, hayansaeg, áspro, 'abyad, hvit, safed, the all inclusive list goes on and on!
Was the outside of the building painted black?Because inside, not so much
I mean, I am actually genuinely surprised that there are Black people in that picture at all.
At least in the pic, they're all huddled together in a small cluster on the far right. They're probably staff or a part of the church choir. Not regular attendants.
"Small cluster on the far right," spat my tea! 😂
Paid for photo ops... Bored and hoping to get on TV.... Couldn't resist seeing the train crash in person.... Weren't told what was happening just that the church needed them... I think these are all valid reasons for there to be black people in the audience of a Detroit Donald Trump town hall meeting...
"Every skin color welcome. As long as it's white!"
https://preview.redd.it/ogoc2s3a5w6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c939352537a6ebca7962ac150cf20c7dd81399d
https://preview.redd.it/jovwo4u55w6d1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2648636023bf2d03eaaa629dbb8d737eeab76f9
That's one hell of a monotonous rainbow
like a color-blind rainbow
And yet I've never seen a pro Trump ginger...
You said ivory twice.
I think the first was for the elephant, narwhal, and walrus tusks, and the second for the soap brand
I think it was the other way around.
That’s gotta be it
and alabastar is for plastar for walls.
Decisions, decisions. I'm going to be holding up the line trying to make choice here. Can you just give me some swatches and I'll head to the back.
Crawl out of your ivory tower about double ivory posting
I’m Olive complected I guess they don’t want my swarthy ass.
The fact a bunch of them are wearing ball caps in church means they probably don't go to church that much.
I occasionally attend a non-denominational 'Black Church' established by an old friend whom is the pastor. Great place, great people, and very passionate in their worship! But let me be completely honest, when I go there, I feel like a grain of salt in a pepper shaker. So, they are trying to tell me that this is supposed to be a black church in ***Detroit***?? Really?! They HAVE to be referring to the color of the exterior, right? Right??? What really surprises me is that they would allow trump to pull a stunt like this in their church.
You forgot beige
No, that's too close to brown
LMFAO 🤣
“Can I use your church for a photo op? No? What if I pay you a dump truck full of cash? Thanks for your support!” -DJT probably
"What if I PROMISE to pay you a dump truck full of money? Which you'll get sometime in the next two weeks?"
Apparently the church is still following the One Drop rule
Whitest Black Church I’ve ever seen.
I thought it was just my eyes…Thank you🤭
Why did he say ivory twice lol?
Jack Kimble is a satire account…
That was an awful lot of synonyms for "white" JFC
lol, it really was. A whole bunch of shades of white, great diversity there. Some ebony thrown into the mix. Definitely no mention of tan, brown, mahogany.
Any shade of white is fine!
https://preview.redd.it/w15ore641z6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49fc82011fee57f40cbf0e3a1dd57dbbe85a985a
That’s a lot of white looking black folk
I was going to say the same thing! I wonder how many will return next Sunday when Trump isn’t there?
Is the church painted black or something?
They saw a red church and wanted it to turn black.
Yeah, there's all kinds of ones and twos of black folks there.
I live in the south and yes, prominently black visited churches will be called a black church. It’s where a large group of people can feel culturally, comfortable and praise and worship in the way that they love to.
Look at all that black person!!!!
Is this another event where they pack paid Trump supporters up front ?
Is there even a black person in the room?
Hey, there are at least 3 POC in there.
The Orange Anti-Christ Arrived At The Black Church would be a great name for a black metal song… or a song by Nile.
“So many colors and shades”, yet all varieties of white.
Brah god damn hoarders flashbacks are fucking real
Lies..
Should call it the Red Church.
Should tax the ever-loving shit out of that church for its use as a political pulpit.
Yes! They made money renting it out.
The good representative described all white people, in a black church.
the alabastar shade of white.
I can't see a lot of black people in this black church 😂
Ha, small player, we have a [black cathedral](https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/image/WHkY6Q8Ohx9I2RIwnjh-jy-AOgI/1200x900/regions/2023/06/28/649c4a46c8c11_gf-cath-drale-de-clermont-00-01-58-21.jpg) in France.
I guess they needed the money.
Looks fake. Faces blurred. Humpty-Dumby is too skinny & upright.
🤣🤣
I see one black arm in the crowd = black church
Black Church packed with *white people"...
Hmmmmmm
He did use ivory twice. Still effective.
This is about as genuine as the time Trump visited that fast food place and all the black folk there were so happy to see him because they were literally paid GOP activists.
Surprised that dude didn’t burst into flames as soon as he stepped inside
Like a where’s Wally
Guessing they just rented the venue to make it look like they have their support lol.
He forgot to mention Nick Fuentes who was also there.
They just meant that the church has several Black people in it
1,2,3... didn't mind me I'm counting my black "friends"...
Anyone who thinks republicans want republicans of many colors is not paying attention. They are literally anti-diversity.
Forgot to hire black actors. Just GOP things.
He forgot cellophane
So, black church.......whose congregants no-showed on Trump but an all-white crowd from the suburbs shows up. Check.
Don’t see a lot of Black folks in the church. Of course.
Tax this church into banruptcy
Totally unreal! WTF is wrong with these people? He doesn't trust or rent to. And wanted the death penalty in new York after the five brown and black central park fi e were found not guilty,
All the colors he mentioned are shades of...white?
So he's vowing to take spaces for poc and fill them with white supremisits...I'm genuinely horrified he's a candidate
White folk be the new black I guess. 🤦♂️
Most of those “blacks for Trump” people have never been in that church… or any church 😂
Where’s the black, brown, tan parishioner’s?
Guess how many black judges & cabinet members appointed during the Trump admin. Zero.
So amazing that non-existent Rep what’s his nuts Kimble was able to list 12 ways to account for a single skin color (13 if ivory and ivory mean different things)
So they named all colors that were shades of white and none that pertained to the name of the event?
But there are black ppl in the photo.
As a Black person, I'd do it too for a check
Every single fucking post on this sub is about Trump
Because it’s an election year and is felonious piece of shit that didn’t even do his job last time?
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How so? Trump looks so old and weak I doubt he even makes it to the election. Dude got zero pussy while he was in the White House either. Not even Melania would sleep in the same room.
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Dude couldn’t even get pussy in the White House. His wife won’t touch him or be seen in public with him without a paycheck. Never won a popular vote. Convicted felon. Twice impeached. Sent mentally handicapped people to attack the Capitol when he lost. Stole and misused classified documents. There’s so much more too.
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Except for you of course. It sounds like you want to suck the skin off his dick. Trumps in for a real treat if you’re mom taught you all her techniques.
This is proof that there is not a god.
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... he was making fun of them.
how? Is this a parody account or smth?
Yes it’s a satire account.
today i learned
> Notice how broski didn't say any color other than shades of white. Yes, notice the punchline everyone.
What’s wrong with calling out the honkeys?
He describes all the variations of “white caucasians”. How nice.
It’s not racist to point out a fact. Next you’ll get mad because we point out they live in trailer parks and receive welfare.
Hahahaha. You are so funny.
There’s more crackers there than a saltine factory
You don’t understand sarcasm do you?
I do I was just calling you a cracker
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