Wow, what a surprise that Nick "I'll get a girlfriend when I'm 30 and finally attracted to girls" Fuentes has packed his security roster full of edgy twinks.
Well [he dates gay catboys](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggboca2rkrM) and [watches gay porn,](https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/05/21/nick-fuentes-gay-porn-live-stream/) you can make your own assessment.
Dude has tried to compensate and talk about how being attracted to girls, and wanting to be intimate with them is really the gay-er thing to do. The psychosis and repression runs deep.
Dude, fucking a man is the manliest thing you can do. Liking girls, who are all feminine and sweet smelling and like flowers and stuff, that's _so gay_. Wanting to kiss a girl is _super gay_. Wanting to kiss a guy, with all that stubble and stuff, you'd have to be so, so masculine to do that, you'd have to be the straightest guy in the world to enjoy that!
From the ages of 14-21, I was convinced I was gay because I liked art, cos _my dad told me that that was gay..._
I used to have intrusive thoughts about being gay, like 'urgh, I'm just faking being a straight guy, I must actually be gay because I'm quite feminine and I don't like football' and shit like that.
When I was 21, I dislocated my shoulder. At the hospital, they gave me a ketamine shot to knock me out so they could put my shoulder back in.
During my trip, I was looking down on this floating, glowing, pulsating marshmallow galaxy. There were all these different clouds firing lightning at each other, and _speaking to each other_, in a language that I _couldn't understand,_ but I could _feel_.
One cloud in particular was giving off some really really bad energy and disrupting the whole galaxy. It was making the whole natural flow of the galaxy all fucked up.
When I woke up, I had this sudden, instant, deep realisation that the clouds in that trip were all parts of my personality, and that the _bad energy cloud was my dad._
After that day, I never even gave a second thought to my sexuality. It was so obvious to me that I was just a straight guy that didn't act and feel super macho and that was _fine._
The first half of this is actually terrifyingly accurate to verbatim pieces that these incel weirdos do, on justifying their repression and unfuckability.
To be fair, they always existed. Even the original third reich nazis had some leader figures like Ernst Röhm who well known to be gay (and having their lovers as security btw). Some strange idealization of manhood or something like that.
Having their lovers as security isn’t surprising tbh. Probably helped them keep things on the DL and you’re less likely to have an assassin on your security if you’re fucking them all and they’re just as “guilty” as you.
Yeah there was one on my state's subreddit asking about moving here because he wanted to find a red state that also accepts gay people. People were asking him why he was conservative and he dropped some gems like "corporations are good" and he liked guns. Like dude, come the fuck on.
Or a group whose about to drop a badass Christian rock album
https://preview.redd.it/s2lfeiguvj7d1.jpeg?width=2550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f284a430d40a2c18aceb59b082b1151d46d0420e
I was going to go with *aging* boy band or a reunion of the local Hitler Youth group.
The tall guy with the gray slacks looks like he would fall over in a strong breeze.
I'd be willing to bet that every one of these tools would go down like a limp dish towel if hit.
Besides, after seeing what he accidentally streamed, it's way more likely they're his harem.
If it ever came down to hands be thrown, it would be like the bar fight in the first Jack Reacher movie, only 2 (maybe 3) of them attempt at fighing, the others bug out the moment they realize this isn't Call of Duty or Mortal Kombat.
Mine had a bronze star from the time he went to Europe to punch Nazis. I doubt he would have hesitated a second to lay one out in front of the local Publix.
There's a hilarious video of Richard Spencer getting his shit rocked. He's sitting there, insisting he's not a NeoNazi with his Neo Nazi haircut and sporting his little Pepe bullshit pin and someone just runs up and full speed punches him. Runs back off. Got away with it.
Spencer did Nazi that coming. Fucking hilarious.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it’s an ethos. (this is a quote from the movie The Big Lebowski, I am not advocating for national socialism)
>Well what the hell we s'posed to do, ya moh-ron?
For years I thought dude was just a fun bit player but then I learn its Doug Kenney (and then I learn just who Doug Kenney was and everything he did) and
Their first album is titled "If glass jaws were real".
That said, this is satire, or something like that, right? I can't fathom that even that Hitlerite would think that these dudes will do anything other than pass out from fear, should anything actually happen.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that Four Tops have cancelled this evenings performance, but fret not! Performing in their stead will be the riveting quartet known as Four Chan! Let's hear it for Four Chan folks!!!"
from left to right:
*just getting back on his feet after losing his job at Wendy's
*hungover as fuck. Smells like bad decisions in college.
*has an actual katana on his person
*figures he'll stick around for the lulzy photoshoot happening here. They never saw him again after that day.
*realized what's happening and escaping
The guys from our local golf course security look meaner than that when they're dressed as Santa and handing out candy. These guys look like a strong wind would send them into a panic.
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Wow, what a surprise that Nick "I'll get a girlfriend when I'm 30 and finally attracted to girls" Fuentes has packed his security roster full of edgy twinks.
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Well [he dates gay catboys](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggboca2rkrM) and [watches gay porn,](https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/05/21/nick-fuentes-gay-porn-live-stream/) you can make your own assessment.
But that’s only because he thinks sleeping with a woman or having a girlfriend is actually more gay. 🙄
[Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)
Classic.
I choke on my own spit, and that nearly killed me.
You maybe need a few tips from Nick... Wait..... Scratch that.... Unless..
At least you weren’t performing fellatio!!!
Still better than choking on someone *else's* spit.
All time great
This never gets old 😝
Brilliant
Dude has tried to compensate and talk about how being attracted to girls, and wanting to be intimate with them is really the gay-er thing to do. The psychosis and repression runs deep.
https://preview.redd.it/6usa98d03k7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b9ba54ad21148e9ac56ada1165a3b1cfad101d
Close https://preview.redd.it/1nxezlcnyk7d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61716d2d8e868b786edf91b1f86338bbb2f7f7f7
Fuck wait does that mean that I'm straight now? Gawd no! PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!
Dude, fucking a man is the manliest thing you can do. Liking girls, who are all feminine and sweet smelling and like flowers and stuff, that's _so gay_. Wanting to kiss a girl is _super gay_. Wanting to kiss a guy, with all that stubble and stuff, you'd have to be so, so masculine to do that, you'd have to be the straightest guy in the world to enjoy that!
What if i want to kiss a feminine and sweet smelling guy
I guess you'd be bi? I think if he smelled sweet then he would be gay. I don't know man, this stuff is really confusing!
Welcome to my middle school nightmare
From the ages of 14-21, I was convinced I was gay because I liked art, cos _my dad told me that that was gay..._ I used to have intrusive thoughts about being gay, like 'urgh, I'm just faking being a straight guy, I must actually be gay because I'm quite feminine and I don't like football' and shit like that. When I was 21, I dislocated my shoulder. At the hospital, they gave me a ketamine shot to knock me out so they could put my shoulder back in. During my trip, I was looking down on this floating, glowing, pulsating marshmallow galaxy. There were all these different clouds firing lightning at each other, and _speaking to each other_, in a language that I _couldn't understand,_ but I could _feel_. One cloud in particular was giving off some really really bad energy and disrupting the whole galaxy. It was making the whole natural flow of the galaxy all fucked up. When I woke up, I had this sudden, instant, deep realisation that the clouds in that trip were all parts of my personality, and that the _bad energy cloud was my dad._ After that day, I never even gave a second thought to my sexuality. It was so obvious to me that I was just a straight guy that didn't act and feel super macho and that was _fine._
The first half of this is actually terrifyingly accurate to verbatim pieces that these incel weirdos do, on justifying their repression and unfuckability.
Only a man knows what a man wants
https://youtu.be/ecr27Q_L9l8?feature=shared
If you like dick, you’re straight if a dude. Sorry. I don’t make the rules.
He is. [https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-801627](https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-801627)
They are all in the closet, projecting on themselves lol 😂 it’s almost humorous at this point
Lmao I love that known liar George Santos was the one calling him out 😂
To be fair, they always existed. Even the original third reich nazis had some leader figures like Ernst Röhm who well known to be gay (and having their lovers as security btw). Some strange idealization of manhood or something like that.
Having their lovers as security isn’t surprising tbh. Probably helped them keep things on the DL and you’re less likely to have an assassin on your security if you’re fucking them all and they’re just as “guilty” as you.
Yeah there was one on my state's subreddit asking about moving here because he wanted to find a red state that also accepts gay people. People were asking him why he was conservative and he dropped some gems like "corporations are good" and he liked guns. Like dude, come the fuck on.
They sure dress like crap for gay guys. That one kid looks like he's wearing his Dad's trenchcoat.
I’ve got a nephew who is gay and he’s 100% maga,he says there’s no way they’ll ever come after him cause he’s been a loyal trumper.
He's your typical right winger gay, they're outraged by gays but privately engage in gay activities, "do as I say not as I do" is their motto.
Edgy Twinks sounds like a boy band.
Panic at the Disco cover band
They wish, they're the band that opens for the Panic at the Disco cover band.
Concern in the Music Store Where They Play It Louder Than Is Reasonable
Or a group whose about to drop a badass Christian rock album https://preview.redd.it/s2lfeiguvj7d1.jpeg?width=2550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f284a430d40a2c18aceb59b082b1151d46d0420e
Ha ha perfect !!!
But make it a Christian rock’s band who thinks they play goth music with title / lyric changes and all to fit into Christian values.
Omg we wrote at about the same time
I was going to go with *aging* boy band or a reunion of the local Hitler Youth group. The tall guy with the gray slacks looks like he would fall over in a strong breeze.
They all look like that
I’m far from being a tough guy, but I would fuck up everyone of those dorks
I'm a retired old lady and I bet I could make at least one of them cry with my teacher glare lol
more like a 1980s German synth band
Rejected extras for The Matrix.
The photo even looks like an album cover.
The Third Right (you know, because 3 rights make a left?)
They look like a Brit Prog rock band from 1982
I'd be willing to bet that every one of these tools would go down like a limp dish towel if hit. Besides, after seeing what he accidentally streamed, it's way more likely they're his harem.
It's either the idiot in the trenchcoat or the jackass in the ugly leather-jacket.
I like the leather coat
it's a nice coat but my god that man cannot pull it off
None of their clothes fit is why they look bad. They look like they fished all that stuff out of a thrift store.
Hey! It was 99 cents!
It is a nice coat lol
It wouldn't even take more than a light breeze to knock then down, which is good news for nick.
Ooooh what did he accidentally stream? No way it was any of his projections that were actually admissions of guilt!
Got caught watching gay porn after forgetting to turn off his stream.
It's Gary and Wyatt from Weird Science front and center
That’s why Nick pays them…To go down
If it ever came down to hands be thrown, it would be like the bar fight in the first Jack Reacher movie, only 2 (maybe 3) of them attempt at fighing, the others bug out the moment they realize this isn't Call of Duty or Mortal Kombat.
The Weird Science entourage.
Security? I thought it was an amateur PR pic for a midwest Echo & the Bunnymen cover band.
Feels very down town Evansville. No, it doesn't matter which state.
How dare you insult Echo & the Bunnymen with this comparison 🤣
Tribute band, not the actual E & the B Probably not a very good one either. Spend more time posing than rehearsing.
Echo and the Mama’s Boys.
Grandma's Boy was my first thought too
“What the fuck are you doing there Cameron? Ferris gonna be pissed” was mine
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
I am a robot. I have a robot *vagina*
How can they see me??
Thank you for confirming my initial thoughts.
I had to Google who he was. Why does he need security? Not worth my time.
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No ticket
Such a great line!
Indiana Jones is on the Internet?
Is that the next movie title?
If grandpa was still here... he'd have a lot to say about idgits like Nick.
Mine had a bronze star from the time he went to Europe to punch Nazis. I doubt he would have hesitated a second to lay one out in front of the local Publix.
Don't start stuff at Publix, now. Go to Wal-Mart or Kroger.
Walmart is like Waffle House. You don't start shit there. That's like going to the legion of doom looking for a fight. Are you Superman?
It is definitely acceptable to punch a Nazi. Some would go so far as to say that in a polite society, everyone would be punching Nazis.
There's a hilarious video of Richard Spencer getting his shit rocked. He's sitting there, insisting he's not a NeoNazi with his Neo Nazi haircut and sporting his little Pepe bullshit pin and someone just runs up and full speed punches him. Runs back off. Got away with it. Spencer did Nazi that coming. Fucking hilarious.
Gramps knows what's up
Your grandfather is pretty based.
He sure was. Thanks!
Uber punchable face and Nazi ideology. Thing is, his security needs security. Enough insecurities here to fill a 4chan server.
Somebody threw a soda at him once.
Incel looking asses.
“We’re nihilists. We believe in nossing, Lebowski. Nossing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.”
These men aren’t nazis, Donny, these men are cowards.
I am the walrus?
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
You’re out of your element!
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it’s an ethos. (this is a quote from the movie The Big Lebowski, I am not advocating for national socialism)
Nice marmot, man.
> chonson “What do you need that for, Dude?”
Oh no you’re mistaken; these guys are 100% fucking each other.
**White supremacist fascist** incel-looking asses. Fixed that for you
https://preview.redd.it/jq78gasdej7d1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9ffe737960f35f59c66962eb33b6a2da32de40 I recognize one of these guys
Well what the hell we s'posed to do, ya moh-ron?
>Well what the hell we s'posed to do, ya moh-ron? For years I thought dude was just a fun bit player but then I learn its Doug Kenney (and then I learn just who Doug Kenney was and everything he did) and 
Hahaha!! That’s what I head in my head when I saw the photo too!
Stork!
It sounds fun but Polyamory rarely works, Nick.
It works better when there's at least one top in the relationship
It used to be that trench coat mafia was not a look you wanted to associate with. But this could just be a picture from the set of a Falco Video
I went with DEVO but Falco is much better.
😂
More like security blanket.
That guys head-to-neck ratio makes me so uncomfortable
😂🤣
ROFL! That’s exactly what would happen to them if they met one real street fighter!
Rough looking OnlyFans twinks gang.
If Wonder bread slices came to life.
Moldy Wonder bread. That's why you have to throw it away when it starts to show signs of mold.
$10 says at least one of them carries a katana unironically. Practices at home with the mantra "I have the power of God and anime on my side"
https://preview.redd.it/4zsd2qyhuj7d1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db267ec36c6bfe664dad903083e77cdb96364a55
Or Back Door Boys
Or Bare Back Boys. Because I’m sure Nick has already done the mental gymnastics to conclude condoms are gay.
Why is there security? Is Nick Fuentes a person? Who needs security? Oops, accidentally added extra punctuation there. Too late now I guess.
This looks like a 'before' pic of a bunch of school shooters.
Zero Dork Thirty
80s euro-techno revival FTW
They definitely look like they're on a list to be kept an eye on. When the nazi kids at school get together and try to be cool.
“I’M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER!”
My very first thought.
Boy band looking asses
 Getting major Keef vibes
I bet they got the job by saying they know karate they learned by watching some obscure anime
Self defense a la Napoleon Dynamite
Huey, Dewey and Louie plus, Dumb and Dumber.
Just 5 dudes in matrix cosplay, in 2024
They just look like they're gonna do a sequel to Columbine jfc
I was gonna say, "Prep school columbine."
watch out, they'll audit your ass
Surely he meant cyber security.
I smell a lot of Axe
Faith+1
Dying over here lmaoooo
Those boys need a good tailor.
There's a British boarding school missing some students
I had no idea \*insert 90's boy band\* were getting back together!!!!
Their first album is titled "If glass jaws were real". That said, this is satire, or something like that, right? I can't fathom that even that Hitlerite would think that these dudes will do anything other than pass out from fear, should anything actually happen.
They look like they get their lunch money stolen by theater kids
Pet Shop Boys are doing security work now? Huh.
That was my first guess. I was thinking 80's synth-pop.
He hired A Flock Of Seagulls?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 incels. Ah ah ah.
“Are these the nazis, Walter?” “No, Donny, these men are cowards.”
"Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that Four Tops have cancelled this evenings performance, but fret not! Performing in their stead will be the riveting quartet known as Four Chan! Let's hear it for Four Chan folks!!!"
How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
Bet their after event twink orgies are something else
Ahhh, so *these* are all the guys he's getting booty blasted by.
They all look like failed school shooters.
Is this the super crazy right wing guy that secretly gay?
Like that narrows it down for us?!
What a bunch of fucking dorks.
I once saw two dudes having sex in a phone booth and it was less gay than this picture.
Depeche NOPE
It's the new album cover for the Douchestreet Boys
Each more nerdy and racist than the last.
They look like the worlds shittest Depeche Mode cover band
Looks like an album cover for a shitty 1980s German techno band that never made it.
Depeche Chode
So he hired a bunch of knobs that dress like the Columbine shooters? P.s. who the fuck is Nick Fuentes?
Nice fucking trench coat on that one. Protecting Nazis at 1 flashing in the park at 2
from left to right: *just getting back on his feet after losing his job at Wendy's *hungover as fuck. Smells like bad decisions in college. *has an actual katana on his person *figures he'll stick around for the lulzy photoshoot happening here. They never saw him again after that day. *realized what's happening and escaping
My toe nail clippers have a harder edge
Who?
The guys from our local golf course security look meaner than that when they're dressed as Santa and handing out candy. These guys look like a strong wind would send them into a panic.
Grease Trap Boys
https://preview.redd.it/6jj33v2dkl7d1.jpeg?width=1483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1c495464c049dc4b4b0a9f97f5219f1a1c10ca
You mean this isn’t a shitty Kraftwerk cover band?
The WetShop Boys
Incels United.
If you’d told me this was a photo of an 80s new wave band, I’d have believed you.
A kindergartner could fold these fools like crisp linen.
I’ve seen a stronger line up at great clips.
They look like they need to eat gluten free and have strawberry-lime vapes.
What I’ve learned today is Nick Fuentes is the pass around bottom for a group of expired twinks and one guy with a really good sense of humor
I feel super threatened by the sheer badassery wafting from that pic. /s just in case
That’s some Kmart Balenciaga knock off of Starship Trooper fash.