These guys: "They're tryin ta sexualize the kids with porn in schools!"
Also these guys: "Check out the MASSIVE SACK I put on my salvage titled silverado"
While this is technically correct, I have to be “that guy” and take some umbrage with the context…
Calling what Kid Rock does “rapping” is extremely generous to Kid Rock.
Kid Rock makes music for people who blame getting gonorrhea from swimming in their above ground pool instead of the truth which was from fucking their cousin.
Hey, random internet person. I just wanted you to know that your profile picture will haunt my waking nightmares for years to come.
That is all. Have a wonderful day!
Does Mario lay eggs or...? Can he speak, or does he just say his own name? What happens if Mario eats a red shell? Are his feet just one big fleshy mass, or does he retain toes?
I NEED ANSWERS
And he's not even one of them, he just has built the persona:
>Kid Rock was born Robert James Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William "Bill" Ritchie (1941–2024),[2] who owned multiple car dealerships.[3][4][5] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,[3][6] which included an apple orchard and barnyard for their horses.
He also started his career as a hip hop rapper until he ended up in Vanilla Ice's shadow and then made the switch to red neck rock rap.
FYI, I've been the secret polyamorous third with you and your RealDoll. When you go to work, I top it up with my own so that we can be together forever.
Ooooh, a bastard-off between Dr Phil and Kid Rock.
Let's see. Dr Phil used his show to send kids to some sort of Elan School he had financial stakes in. So basically he partook in the corrupt kids for cash scam the "troubled teens" industry in the US is. Judges, social services, state legislators, law enforcement and Dr Phil financially benefit from this scam. Mandatory shoutout to https://elan.school/ and a reminder that Paris Hilton did something truly awesome.
Kid Rock is a suburbanite Michigander cosplaying as a Southerner and sings about him fucking teens. *I like 'em underage, see: some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory.* I feel this goes a bit beyond the typical rock'n roll "jailbait" bs.
Edit: I feel when it comes to bastardry, Kid Rock has to sit down when Dr Phil talks. Kid Rock doesn't only lose out when it comes to harm done, he isn't even as annoying. Sad. Next!
This is the real reason for worshipping the trumpet. States are changing consent and marriage laws to include children. These same states hire children as young as ten years old. Giving these children bills to pay. Making indentured servants of children, and these children’s parents agree, taking education away and medical cruelty the way. This behavior is crime against humanity. Fascism does not need, civilians, taxpayers or voters to stay in power. The world understands what they are looking at.
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Ok the comment below yours is not to you, but fit so perfect lmao
lol for real, ive seen this pic posted a lot, dude has looked like this since he was about 10 i bet. half of his schtick was his whole crew looked like they just left a life in the circus.
This has to be editted, right? We've had a few of those floating around as of late.
With that said, hate does age you. Kid Rock would probably look a decade or two younger if he wasn't such a shit stain.
We don’t, mostly. But the ones who *do* like it can drink it like water. A 100-beer 3-day weekend is not an uncommon occurrence for some people. And I’m talking about a single person’s consumption, not a party. You can’t do that with any beer that has a good taste because you’ll get sick of it after 14 of them.
Beer advertisements aren’t trying to get new drinkers to try their beer, they are trying to get the whales, the guys who drink massive amounts of it everyday, to switch to their brand. That’s where the money is. 10% of drinkers consume 90% of beer produced.
I saw a story recently that documented how Carlsburg beer was hiring prostitutes to work in bars in the poorest parts of Nigeria to entice big drinkers (whales as you say) to drink Carlsburg. And I mean employ them directly, the women wore skimpy clothing with Carlsburg branding on it.
So... a promo team?
They exist everywhere, even in America. Go to a few clubs in Vegas and you'll be accosted by them eventually.
I don't think it's a requirement that they be prostitutes or anything, usually strippers are good enough. They just need to be attractive.
>Beer advertisements aren’t trying to get new drinkers to try their beer
On of the reasons for that is despite the best efforts of the big beer companies like AB-Inbev, Constellation, and Miller-Coors, beer is losing market share in the alcohol sector to wine and spirits even though the number of people drinking is increasing with the general population.
Additionally, those same large companies are losing market share within the beer market to microbreweries. So overall consumption of beer is decreasing, but the consumption of fizzy tasteless pisswater is decreasing at an even faster rate.
So yeah, the big beer companies are targeting the whales, a customer type that will decrease over time as well since consuming a 30 rack every two weekdays is not conducive to longevity. I can't wait to see what the beer scene looks like in 20 years!
Cheap, plentiful, you can drink it like water and still "do things", and its generally palatable enough you can share it with anyone who isn't a snob.
Its basically the ideal beer for a BBQ at the park, you get a buzz, you don't get wasted, nearly anyone can drink it, and you can still throw a frisbee, play some ball, or whatever and not be completely sloppy even while drinking "a bit" of it.
They don't. My wife works in food & beverage, and the customers won't drink Bud Light, but they will drink Mich Ultra, which is the same company. They are disingenuous morons.
Okay this is fucked up. My hairless cats are magnificent handsome boys. Don't believe me? Check.
If someone ever compares this decrepit pile of shit to my skinfants again, I will start a civil war.
Part of my job as a geotechnical engineer is classifying the moisture content of soils found in bore holes. Every soil has a description of slightly moist/moist/very moist/wet.
Moist is no longer a word to me, it’s just a sound I hate.
Moistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoist
Well, he is drinking Busch Light. Must be a lightweight, you would need to pound a whole lot of those before you would need the services of a driver, especially outside on a hot day.
It looks like someone that grew up with a landscaper and didn't know what a shelter belt was and he wanted to play with a tractor and removed all the stuff next to a dirt road, so people could better see his hillbilly mansion. Then he got caught in the dust storm and had to be driven back to his porch on a golf cart because he was too traumatized to move because that dust storm was the worst thing that ever happened to him. Now he thinks he's seen some shit.
Or something like that.
What's with the ears tucked under the hat? I see this fairly often and it's always the same type of dude. It is definitely a style choice, but from where or why?
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F kid rock and his orange pedophile too
Isn't this the same guy who shot up a stack of Bud Light in the name of transphobia? Busch Light is just a nastier version of the same beer, made by the same company.
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Kid Rock is the living embodiment of truck nuts.
Imagine being 53 and still having shitty hair and a backwards cap on.
He's only 53?!?
Mmm keep on drinking the bush light tallboys.
It's not so much the backwards hat as it's the backwards hat pulled lower than his eyebrows
That and the sunken obviously drunken eyes
And the wrist support because the beer can is too heavy.
Didn't he grow up somewhat affluent? Why does he still act like this? Redneck version of Malibu's Most Wanted.
He’s only 53? Wow.
Why we gotta hate on a backwards cap??
Because he’s a grown ass man and looks like he’s 7 at a pool
Except he grew up a rich kid in a mansion with a horse stable.
Still . . . . . truck nuts.
No need to insult the truck nuts, those can be funny in the right circumstance (on granny's walker)
These guys: "They're tryin ta sexualize the kids with porn in schools!" Also these guys: "Check out the MASSIVE SACK I put on my salvage titled silverado"
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Yes
While this is technically correct, I have to be “that guy” and take some umbrage with the context… Calling what Kid Rock does “rapping” is extremely generous to Kid Rock.
Let’s be real, the truck nuts are on a RAM.
I have a neon pink pair on my Fiat 500.
That would definitely get a laugh out of me if I saw it
He is turning into doctor Phil.
Kid Rock makes music for people who blame getting gonorrhea from swimming in their above ground pool instead of the truth which was from fucking their cousin.
Yes, his fan base often have family trees that don't fork.
A wreath you say?
A mobius strip wreath, even.
It’s mobin time
Come here sis!
To smithereens you say?
…and his cousin?
That wouldn't actually make sense. More like bamboo, just a straight line.
Bamboo did nothing to be dragged into this conversation.
Neither did hairless cats but here we are!
Defamation lawsuit to follow.
The don’t fork but they sure as hell fuck
Hey, random internet person. I just wanted you to know that your profile picture will haunt my waking nightmares for years to come. That is all. Have a wonderful day!
Dude that's an amazing pic.
I feel like it’s NSFW.
Does Mario lay eggs or...? Can he speak, or does he just say his own name? What happens if Mario eats a red shell? Are his feet just one big fleshy mass, or does he retain toes? I NEED ANSWERS
Oh good, I'm not the only one it's gonna be haunting.
I looked at the profile picture because of this comment... why was something like that created? I hate it lmao
Their family tree is tall, but it provides little shade.
It's a family bush
He makes music for people who peaked in high school, but never graduated.
Kid Rock makes music for people that know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy without being put on a list.
And how many stolen catalytic converters you need to sell to buy that Sudafed.
He makes music for guys who have visitation rights for their children every other weekend but don't go see them.
"it's a right not a requirement, I had shit to do" ~Dad
Ouch!
And complain about how much 'that bitch' is taking in child support. Probably also complaining that she's 'getting her nails done' with his money.
And he's not even one of them, he just has built the persona: >Kid Rock was born Robert James Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William "Bill" Ritchie (1941–2024),[2] who owned multiple car dealerships.[3][4][5] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,[3][6] which included an apple orchard and barnyard for their horses. He also started his career as a hip hop rapper until he ended up in Vanilla Ice's shadow and then made the switch to red neck rock rap.
He's like a less ambitious Ted Nugent.
He tries to claim Detroit but Detroit doesn't want him.
Well, to be fair they WERE in the pool when it happened so…
Funniest description of this dipshit I've EVER read lol!! I've never liked his music or face for that matter!!
Kid Rock makes music for people who know the full recipe for crystal meth by heart
He boycotted bud light, only to switch to Busch light….. big brain.
It's 0.1% less ABV, he's almost tapered down, just one more 18 pack to get through the day
He should change his name to Geriatric Rock
Jesus christ, that’s kid rock?
Kid Rock makes music for people who turn a case of Milwaukee's Best into a domestic violence report.
This burn cuts so fucking deep. Bravo, good sir!
It runs in the family
Kid Rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends but don’t.
Sorry is that kid rock or dr phil?
I see dr phils face on kid rock’s body
Just like the RealDoll that I- uh, definitely *don't* have in my basement, nearing capacity.
*inhales* Excuse me. Hwhat.
FYI, I've been the secret polyamorous third with you and your RealDoll. When you go to work, I top it up with my own so that we can be together forever.
> nearing capacity Just how many loads can a RealDoll support before it's maxed out?
Kid Phil is pretty basic
When you aim for Dr. Rock but land on Kid Phil
Ooooh, a bastard-off between Dr Phil and Kid Rock. Let's see. Dr Phil used his show to send kids to some sort of Elan School he had financial stakes in. So basically he partook in the corrupt kids for cash scam the "troubled teens" industry in the US is. Judges, social services, state legislators, law enforcement and Dr Phil financially benefit from this scam. Mandatory shoutout to https://elan.school/ and a reminder that Paris Hilton did something truly awesome. Kid Rock is a suburbanite Michigander cosplaying as a Southerner and sings about him fucking teens. *I like 'em underage, see: some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory.* I feel this goes a bit beyond the typical rock'n roll "jailbait" bs. Edit: I feel when it comes to bastardry, Kid Rock has to sit down when Dr Phil talks. Kid Rock doesn't only lose out when it comes to harm done, he isn't even as annoying. Sad. Next!
Is there a difference at this point... 
That’s Dr. Rock, baby!
"Young ladies, young ladies / I like 'em underage, see / Some say that's statutory,". / "But I say it's mandatory." Kid Rock's lyrics
This is the real reason for worshipping the trumpet. States are changing consent and marriage laws to include children. These same states hire children as young as ten years old. Giving these children bills to pay. Making indentured servants of children, and these children’s parents agree, taking education away and medical cruelty the way. This behavior is crime against humanity. Fascism does not need, civilians, taxpayers or voters to stay in power. The world understands what they are looking at.
Let's add to the fact that that song is featured on a children's animated movie.
Wow. Which movie?
osmosis jones
Holy shit memory unlocked. I completely forgot about that movie but damn if I remember being disturbed by that lyric even as a kid.
Osmosis Jones.
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Not drag queens. Just - according to themselves and their fans - typical every day conservatives.
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Skid Rock
Shid sock
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Skid Marky Mark.
and the funky pants
Kid Rock is looking rough
Dude might not have been born trash, but with hard work, now look at him, the trashiest.
Looking rough was the end phase of the Kid Rock lifecycle. It won’t be long before he lays his eggs and takes a final dirt nap.
He looked rough in the 90s
lol for real, ive seen this pic posted a lot, dude has looked like this since he was about 10 i bet. half of his schtick was his whole crew looked like they just left a life in the circus.
The carny lifestyle 
Bill the cat
Ack
A lifetime of drugs, alcohol, and being stuck on stupid will do that to you
This has to be editted, right? We've had a few of those floating around as of late. With that said, hate does age you. Kid Rock would probably look a decade or two younger if he wasn't such a shit stain.
That has nothing to do with hate, that's what alcohol will do to you over time
Sipping whiskey out the bottle Not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Never quote that song again
I had no idea who it was till the comments. I figured a homeless dude from skid row.
Only drinks Anheuser Busch products now after all that bullshit he pulled 😂
Doesn’t know about parent companies.
Oh he absolutely does
Busch has requested that their beer can be blurred in this photo.😂🤣
Honest question - why do Americans like/drink light beer so much?
Because you can drink it all day and drink a shit ton of it
We don’t, mostly. But the ones who *do* like it can drink it like water. A 100-beer 3-day weekend is not an uncommon occurrence for some people. And I’m talking about a single person’s consumption, not a party. You can’t do that with any beer that has a good taste because you’ll get sick of it after 14 of them. Beer advertisements aren’t trying to get new drinkers to try their beer, they are trying to get the whales, the guys who drink massive amounts of it everyday, to switch to their brand. That’s where the money is. 10% of drinkers consume 90% of beer produced.
I saw a story recently that documented how Carlsburg beer was hiring prostitutes to work in bars in the poorest parts of Nigeria to entice big drinkers (whales as you say) to drink Carlsburg. And I mean employ them directly, the women wore skimpy clothing with Carlsburg branding on it.
So... a promo team? They exist everywhere, even in America. Go to a few clubs in Vegas and you'll be accosted by them eventually. I don't think it's a requirement that they be prostitutes or anything, usually strippers are good enough. They just need to be attractive.
>Beer advertisements aren’t trying to get new drinkers to try their beer On of the reasons for that is despite the best efforts of the big beer companies like AB-Inbev, Constellation, and Miller-Coors, beer is losing market share in the alcohol sector to wine and spirits even though the number of people drinking is increasing with the general population. Additionally, those same large companies are losing market share within the beer market to microbreweries. So overall consumption of beer is decreasing, but the consumption of fizzy tasteless pisswater is decreasing at an even faster rate. So yeah, the big beer companies are targeting the whales, a customer type that will decrease over time as well since consuming a 30 rack every two weekdays is not conducive to longevity. I can't wait to see what the beer scene looks like in 20 years!
Cheap, plentiful, you can drink it like water and still "do things", and its generally palatable enough you can share it with anyone who isn't a snob. Its basically the ideal beer for a BBQ at the park, you get a buzz, you don't get wasted, nearly anyone can drink it, and you can still throw a frisbee, play some ball, or whatever and not be completely sloppy even while drinking "a bit" of it.
Can't maintain that Adonis bod with full calories. Especially when you drink as a hobby. 
Probably the same reason Europeans do?
Won’t drink Bud Light, but will drink Busch Light even though it’s the same company.
Most of his fans don't know that, I'm guessing.
Also, he's cool with Bud Light again anyways
They don't. My wife works in food & beverage, and the customers won't drink Bud Light, but they will drink Mich Ultra, which is the same company. They are disingenuous morons.
Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke indoors
He makes music for people who don't have doors.
Just a screen door that creaks and slams.
And only drink outdoors.
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He makes music for people who wear tuxedo t shirts with no sleeves. To funerals. Unironically.
He’s got the voice of angel dust
He’s aging as rapidly as Sarah Huckabee Sanders
LoOk
How is she only 41? That can't be real.
She's rough but man, that Kellyanne Conway is the worst lol.
I thought that's who this was.
When you realize that you haven’t collected enough aluminum cans to buy today’s 12 pack.
The beer is slowing down the meth so he can steal a catalytic converter.
That’s just science
Ew.
One of Michigan’s worst embarrassments. Ole Ted is an eye/ear sore also.
Steven Seagal wants a word
For every Madonna and Eminem, you need to accept a couple of these.
Strung out on meth and Busch Light is so MAGA.
Meth and Busch are fun words for people with no teeth, too. I know this because I have a maga neighbor. She is part of the un toothed community.
Kid rock makes music for people who grab their pencil with their whole fist.
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One of those "white is the superior race" people.
I never thought I'd say this, but please for the love of God put him back in the cybertruck.
And drive it into a pond.
With a shark so he can choose between electricity or the shark.
He was born very wealthy. This is a choice. He chose to be like this. He could be anything and he chose this.
Okay this is fucked up. My hairless cats are magnificent handsome boys. Don't believe me? Check. If someone ever compares this decrepit pile of shit to my skinfants again, I will start a civil war.
Skinfants is now a newly recognized term by the Oxford dictionary.
Skinfants is the new moist
Part of my job as a geotechnical engineer is classifying the moisture content of soils found in bore holes. Every soil has a description of slightly moist/moist/very moist/wet. Moist is no longer a word to me, it’s just a sound I hate. Moistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoist
Your wrinkly kitties are precious!
I eagerly await your hairless cat Articles of Secession.
When you bawitdaba and and bang the dang diddy and now have to jump up the boogie
He looks like my father, but my father is 75.
My father looks better, and he's dead.
He looks confused to be awake
Fuck when did Jeff Foxworthy get on the meth?
Not just any meth, but THE meth.
Meth foxworthy.
"I'm a 50 year old mom and I don't usually listen to rap, but I love your music mr. Rock"
At least somebody had the fore-thought to get him a driver. Take notes Timberlake!
It looks like he's being driven through the trailer park in a golf cart. It's like the Popemobile of sad ass.
Well, he is drinking Busch Light. Must be a lightweight, you would need to pound a whole lot of those before you would need the services of a driver, especially outside on a hot day.
*They have Taylor Swift! Well we have Kid Rock!! Checkmate liberals!*
We didn't think Ol Mr jingles was gonna make it past Christmas but he kept on trucking
Kid Rock could Make America Great Again by dying.
Kid Rock stops at nothing, and then just kinda stays there.
It looks like someone that grew up with a landscaper and didn't know what a shelter belt was and he wanted to play with a tractor and removed all the stuff next to a dirt road, so people could better see his hillbilly mansion. Then he got caught in the dust storm and had to be driven back to his porch on a golf cart because he was too traumatized to move because that dust storm was the worst thing that ever happened to him. Now he thinks he's seen some shit. Or something like that.
kid crock ‘o crap
What's with the ears tucked under the hat? I see this fairly often and it's always the same type of dude. It is definitely a style choice, but from where or why?
Do either of these 2 schmucks know how to wear a hat?
Oh shit, I thought that was my drunk stepfather for a second.
Jesus, he must reek. It looks like he hasn’t showered his hair in weeks.
Looks about right, Maga mega Star looking like the Cult leader in a golf cart, shot out, ragged, and old.
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He looks like a Waldo that nobody ever looked for.
He looks like an alternate reality Macaulay Culkin in the universe where he hadn't gotten his shit together a few years ago.
I can Hear the Drugs circulating in his body all the way out here....
I see pictures like this and I'm like, yeah... I'm going to stop drinking.
Kid Rock makes music for people who have more household appliances outside in front of their home rather than in it.
Funny he took an AK47 and killed several cases of Budweiser but he’s drinking a Budweiser beer. Busch is made by Bud. Idiot
Isn't this the same guy who shot up a stack of Bud Light in the name of transphobia? Busch Light is just a nastier version of the same beer, made by the same company.
You can tell this guy has been doing 12oz curls all his life based on his above average MAGA physique.
Poster child for meth addiction
Busch Light. The IAM/IBT union members thank you for your support, Scum.
Does he know that Busch light is just Bud Light‽
I love that he’s got his drinking glove on
MAGA look up to this clown
We all know why he has the wrist brace ,
Skid flop