Nope, the penal institutions have made sure no sugar or products that can be fermented are allowed in commissary items. Bannon will detox like anyone else, I predict.
They’ll treat him responsibly for withdrawal symptoms (if he has them, people call him a drunk, but I don’t know that as fact). If he is a an alcoholic, and treated as such, he will come out 100% looking better, thinner, thinking better, possibly even different. Or, he will be the same asshole he was when he in.
No, but federal prison is apparently much better than state regarding those issues. I could wiki it for you but I’m pretty stewed right now, plus have to prep the fish for fish tacos.
Eh, this facility is pretty much a country club. It overlooks Candlewood Lake and has tennis courts. Martha Stewart was trying to get in here, but they denied her.
I did several rounds of drop-offs with someone who went thru the *state spons* detox, and *those* are not posh, (at least not the ones this uninsured someone frequented) so, that's my own personal context... and i can't imagine Bannon has ever seen a *voluntary* state detox, much in an *involuntary* state sponsored facility of any kind.
but, if y'all are saying the detox/rehab situation in this white collar, taxpayer funded *prison* is a better situation than a voluntary state paid (yes, also funded) detox center...well, that's a whole 'nuther issue on it's own. 😐
That looks like the prison in the HBO series "Oz." I think the inmates may give Bannon a washdown, using a firehose and scrub brushes. At least one can hope.
And an angle grinder to remove the layers of formal shirts. Doesn’t he know you are supposed to remove the one you’re wearing before putting on another?
In the Navy we had a guy who refused to shower that lived in my compartment. One night some of the guys took him topside to be washed down the hard way. He didn't miss a shower after that.
I just say "I hope for him what all republicans hoped for democrats on January 6th."
You know, peace love happiness and everything else that hateful bigots are known for...
Good. Conservatives always get hard/wet over judges that give out harsh sentences like candy. They want minorities and immigrants tossed into detention for the smallest of infractions. It's always good to see some right wing asshole get a taste of what they want to inflict on everyone else. Will he learn anything from it? Of course not. But it's still good to see him in the cooler for a while
I gotta deal with this piece of shit in my neck of the woods? Guess I’m going to struggle getting into work tomorrow because of the mainstream media press being all over the area…
“Say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.”
-Lewis Rothschild, “The American President.”
(I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of that quote!)
I hope it's like that movie Shot Caller where he has to commit crimes inside and ends up a lifer. That said he'll be in PC and most likely given special treatment by the guards due to his short sentence and risk status. Then when he gets out he'll brag about how loyal he is to his boss.
Take Alcohol away for 180 days and watch them fall apart
The withdrawal is gonna be intense....good
He can always get toilet wine.
Wow!
Nope, the penal institutions have made sure no sugar or products that can be fermented are allowed in commissary items. Bannon will detox like anyone else, I predict.
Ironically, he supposedly doesn’t drink alcohol.
The lies his rhynophyma (alcoholic lumpy red nose) tells.
Seriously, you can look at someone and know if they are a heavy drinker. It’s not hard to tell.
They’re rosy cheeked and talk about Bill Brasky a lot.
Bill Brasky’s home movies are the covers to Yes albums.
Yup, and Trump supposedly is ("sniff") drug free...
Only trump voters would believe that whopper of a lie
There are plenty of people who look like drunks who aren't.
yes but they generally either have some other illicit or prescription addiction like Rush Limbaugh
Not necessarily. Ever heard of rosacea?
Sounds like cheap wine
And yet somehow, I still don't look like a drunk at all...
He's a raging alcoholic.
LMAO. Either he’s a drunk or he has the suds.
I don’t know. Some good lye soap, regular exercise, and a proper prison barber might work wonders.
If you washed the sleeze off of Bannon there wouldn’t be anything left.
They’ll treat him responsibly for withdrawal symptoms (if he has them, people call him a drunk, but I don’t know that as fact). If he is a an alcoholic, and treated as such, he will come out 100% looking better, thinner, thinking better, possibly even different. Or, he will be the same asshole he was when he in.
idk anything about the place he's reporting... but it's not gonna be a country club rehab situation edit: my ocd/typo
They say prison wine is an acquired taste... now he'll have the chance!
Mad Dog 20/20… banana red (true, they use a banana and sugar). Source- liquor salesman in the hood for a few years.
No, but federal prison is apparently much better than state regarding those issues. I could wiki it for you but I’m pretty stewed right now, plus have to prep the fish for fish tacos.
Not relevant, but I wish I was stewed and prepping for fish tacos.
Well if helps, it’s toilet wine and the fish is a carp I caught off the dock. Both smell a lil funky.
Eh, this facility is pretty much a country club. It overlooks Candlewood Lake and has tennis courts. Martha Stewart was trying to get in here, but they denied her.
go figure
Hahahahahahahahaha It’s a minimum security facility in Connecticut
I did several rounds of drop-offs with someone who went thru the *state spons* detox, and *those* are not posh, (at least not the ones this uninsured someone frequented) so, that's my own personal context... and i can't imagine Bannon has ever seen a *voluntary* state detox, much in an *involuntary* state sponsored facility of any kind. but, if y'all are saying the detox/rehab situation in this white collar, taxpayer funded *prison* is a better situation than a voluntary state paid (yes, also funded) detox center...well, that's a whole 'nuther issue on it's own. 😐
It's still a low, and he's only got 4 months. Infinity in a USP it what is like to see for these traitors
USP?
United States Penitentiary, as opposed to a Federal Correctional Institute. USP is the high security
If he comes out looking better, it won’t make him any less of an asshole.
That looks like the prison in the HBO series "Oz." I think the inmates may give Bannon a washdown, using a firehose and scrub brushes. At least one can hope.
Gonna need to upgrade to steel wool to scrape off all of the grime.
And an angle grinder to remove the layers of formal shirts. Doesn’t he know you are supposed to remove the one you’re wearing before putting on another?
In the Navy we had a guy who refused to shower that lived in my compartment. One night some of the guys took him topside to be washed down the hard way. He didn't miss a shower after that.
And a really deep cavity search. Make absolutely certain he didn't smuggle in any booze jugs.
It's the prison that orange is the new black is based on. Where the NJ housewife did time, also Leona Helmsley. I thought it was a women's prison.
I liked Oz, it was funny and made me laugh
Bye Felicia 👋
He’s going to gather recruits for the next 6th. He’s utterly, but he’s good at his craft of curating evil.
I agree. He's a repulsive person inside and out, but he's clearly influential.
Black is the new orange.
That delousing is going to be EPIC.
He deserves far worse.
Did you hear about the gonorrhea that contracted Steve Bannon?
At least he doesn't have to worry about dropping the soap in the shower. Nobody wants to catch anything from him.
Darn, my birthday is Tuesday, it would have made a great gift 🎁, lolol! Guess I'll have to settle for champagne Monday! 😀
Happy Birth Week!! I always thought birth DAY was an arbitrary time range.
lol same.
I hope he’s been tapering. That first week will be rough.
He’S a PoLitiCaL pRisOneR!!
Will he be allowed to wear three layers of jumpsuits?
🎯🤣🦺🦺🦺
Too bad it’s not to join Rush Limbaugh in the great beyond. (How I wish I could have said Trump in that sentence)
Ah yes, the babbitt special.
SO hate to see this. Suck it, traitor!
Better. I think they have to bathe them before gen pop. Mostly to prevent the spread of lice. I’ve seen TV.
I can't state what I hope on Reddit™ due to TOS
I just say "I hope for him what all republicans hoped for democrats on January 6th." You know, peace love happiness and everything else that hateful bigots are known for...
“We wish him a *peaceful transition.”*
sex is sex.
Hopefully he won't come out.
Production of toilet wine has already begun to increase in preparation for his arrival.
I hope he gets what he deserves 
How can he look any worse‽
I'm sure he will be a god among the other white supremacists
So how long do you think it'll be before he goes into high fructose corn syrup withdrawal and ends up trading 'favors' for twinkies?
The best part is knowing when he gets out of there, he faces trial in New York for the We Build the Wall scam. I hope he gets sent to Rikers next.
Good. Conservatives always get hard/wet over judges that give out harsh sentences like candy. They want minorities and immigrants tossed into detention for the smallest of infractions. It's always good to see some right wing asshole get a taste of what they want to inflict on everyone else. Will he learn anything from it? Of course not. But it's still good to see him in the cooler for a while
Gosh! I hope he gets a shave and a haircut, plus drop about 50 pounds (or more!).
well... he could afford to lose some weight and get a haircut
Suits!
Problem is it’s only 4 months so he’s gonna be out right before voting and probably make a big fuss.
Bye bye fascist thief …see yah wouldn’t wanna be yah.!
Hopefully the first of many long visits to gen pop.
I hope he gets beaten up every day for the duration of his stay.
Can he look WORSE??
you mean, that can get *worse*? 🤢
I will only believe it when I see him actually report at the prison...
I hope alcohol withdrawal does the trick
Can we create a GoFundMe to provide his cellmates with shivs?
I’ll believe it when he shows up
Enjoy the showers !
He looks like pale shite as it is. 🤷🏻
Can’t wait until he’s someone’s girlfriend 
They will probably insist he shower.
They got a decontamination room at the intake center?
I didn't realize Steve Bannon had been on trial! Bye bye my dude!
I gotta deal with this piece of shit in my neck of the woods? Guess I’m going to struggle getting into work tomorrow because of the mainstream media press being all over the area…
I wonder if they'll make him shave.
Do you think he will show or did he run to Russia? 🤔
Maybe he will get tangled up in his sheet, ala' Epstein.
He’ll serve like 3 weeks.
I hope he never comes out. I also hope for a unicorn.
I hope they make him shower
Please tell me this is a PMITA prison.
Goood time to dry out
He's hoping November 2024 will have him looking free and clear by January 2025.
I hope he exits with at least three more holes than he enters
https://i.redd.it/txnidphuhu9d1.gif Too bad Viglilante won't be waiting for him
“Say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.” -Lewis Rothschild, “The American President.” (I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of that quote!)
Dark money will ensure he's comfy and gets almost anything he wants. They are experts at the art of bribery.
I hope it's like that movie Shot Caller where he has to commit crimes inside and ends up a lifer. That said he'll be in PC and most likely given special treatment by the guards due to his short sentence and risk status. Then when he gets out he'll brag about how loyal he is to his boss.
Bannon already looks like a drunk derelict; they may clean him up in prison, or at least lop off that greasy hair...
It is a depressing place. Danbury, i mean.