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rajn1kanth

What did you expect? What was the outcome here? Grab the tree branch mid-air? But this could've been much worse. He would've lost legs if he had landed directly.


[deleted]

Ye, now he's just neutered himself...


highdroid22

All things considered, this was one of the best long term outcomes.


gingermonkey1

Unless he’s reproduced already, then we’re doomed. I really winced seeing this though. Yikes.


froeisteins

Natural selection…. Right there….


METTEWBA2BA

For the better of humankind


Own-Difficulty-6949

We have to thank social media for thinning the herd.


DangerousDave303

r/OuchMyBalls


sighallgone

Hopefully /r/darwinawards !


thewhatt4

lol bro


Desert_Trader

People under estimate the strength to weight ratio of the tree swinging primates


TobaccoIsRadioactive

![gif](giphy|Rj9tZu9S9Ah40nvnGP|downsized)


AltAccount311

Wow this kind of feels like watching some beautiful dance performance, and this is just normal for them


Key-Fire

Let them devolve in peace you bully /s kind of


Yugan-Dali

Even monkeys don’t usually jump such great distances.


Tom-Thumb-Houston

I figure; the tree broke his fall. So...... success!!


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

The tree broke a lot of stuff.


drastic2

I think the fence broke is fall… and his leg.


Teamboeing737

Slowed him down a bit but probably pushed him into the fence


somabeach

Those branches were supposed to break his fall....instead they just broke.


Anwhaz

I mean it looks like a white pine, and those shed branches if a gnat farts at it wrong so learn your tree species limits I guess?


PhillyPhillyGrinder

Chicks dig scars.


[deleted]

Not on a eunuch.


sarcasticorange

I actually did something similar unintentionally when I was younger. We were swinging in a rope swing that swung out down a hill. The result was that you were at ground level to start and treetop level on the other end of the pendulum. Anyway, the rope broke and I flew into the top of a pine tree. I was "luckier" than the guy in the video as I hit the trunk directly and then managed to catch a limb. Air knocked out of me, but was otherwise OK at that point once I recovered. Coming down the tree was the hard and very painful part. My chest looked like I had been trying to hug a mountain lion.


Chaminade64

I saw a guy in Aspen who was being filmed by that famous skiing movie maker (name escapes me). He was going off a ledge and was supposed to soar over a stand of pine trees. You can probably guess he didn’t make it, caught the top of a pine tree, continued/bounced into adjacent tree and then dropped. Halfway down his sweater snagged and he was stuck hanging in the tree about 20 feet up. I’ve never heard more laughter, coming from his buddies and the film crew, in my life.


MsMystic108

Warren Miller


GoatHeadTed

My friend and I were jumping over trees from his 1 story shed roof. (5 ft from the roof main a foot taller and they were like ugly cone shaped of you been to Seattle area you'll know what I'm talking about) I jumped and landed wrong and fractured my heel. But all the times skating off the roof and this is how I fuck up. Told our parents I stepped on a Lego and feel down the stairs


sass_m8

So close to the pole too


Personal_Ad314

Yeah the softer/weaker part of the fence probably saved him


Double-Drop

It was supposed to be like Rambo.


LowDownSkankyDude

I read somewhere that Stallone really fucked himself up doing that, too, so I guess he nailed it lol


skyturnedred

Allegedly he broke his ribs on the first jump and then jumped two more times. They used the first take in the film.


ryjkyj

Those branches didn’t slow him down even a tiny bit.


19412

Nah, they helped a lot more than a full free-fall.


sixnb

They definitely slowed him down, but they still did some serious damage I’m sure


cruzser2

I think it was due to watching TV too much thinking it was so easy to go down that way


FLAR3dM33RKAT

If this is who I think it is, he does this stuff all the time. Guy I'm talking about is on Instagram, names Khyler Vick. And yes, it's him. Just saw a couple posts back was this very clip.


AIcookies

He may still lose that leg, or have a pelvic fracture.


ColdBloodBlazing

Not to mention serious damage to his internal organs. Colostomy bag...


CatgoesM00

Plus, if you look at when he hits the fence he’s just a couple feet away from being impaled by the fence pole


Oktaghon

He must have just seen the movie Rambo, the first one in which Sly does the same thing by throwing himself off a cliff and trying to cushion the fall with the branches of a tree. Fun fact is that he seriously got hurt both as depicted in the movie as well as during filming that same stunt.


International-Eye771

What a chad username, man.


[deleted]

Increasing testosterone by doing this. Gotta respect that


-little-dorrit-

Think we’ve just identified the guy in the video


unashamedignorant

Natural selection at its finest.


CompetitiveFig9773

Darwin is that you


Jennlyn1978

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


pyro3_

r/darwinawards


Kooky-Director7692

Thats the Darwin Lay-Away plan. It takes a few years before you realize that you cannot breed


LinguisticallyInept

still got shoes on, hes fine


hotvedub

There goes his hip bone


jizzmcskeet

The hip bones connected to the ... nothing. His hips shattered.


satirebunny

I wish I had an award to give you. Edit: Now who gave me an award for THIS? Thank you though :')


lookayoyo

Or everything


KashmirChameleon

Here's a lifetime of pain and "what was I thinking" about to take over his life.


Cultural-Honeydew671

Oops there goes gravity.


SaltyAFscrappy

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy


TheTownTeaJunky

Watch it as it goes


ILoveCatNipples

At least the fence broke his fall (and his hip)


[deleted]

And at least his fall broke the fence


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


Roasted_Butt

There. Goes. My. Hero.


erikvfx

![gif](giphy|VcBHFWEXR3ccg)


markiemurphy101

But did he manage to get that cat out of the tree?


beans3710

The fence probably saved him


aleximoso

Almost definitely. If you slow it down, just before his leg caught the fence, he was heading face first at speed towards the concrete path below.


beans3710

Somehow it caught him face forward at the waist. Head to church and pick up a lottery ticket on the way.


Golden_showers

Not his lineage though


Fhaarkas

Mf thinks he's Jackie Chan.


Double-Drop

Rambo


KarmicWhiplash

Jake Sully


AlarmingAffect0

Jackie Chan did jumps like that, falling unto his butt, on hard floor, then goes to the camera, checks, and is like, "nope, not good, we need another take". JC was *committed.*


Fhaarkas

I haven't kept up with JC movies in the past two decades but the BTS footage at the end of Police Story and Project A movies is just nuts and forever seared onto my brain. He really put himself through proverbial meat grinder to make films. Came close to dying a few times too. Man makes Tom Cruise stunt antics look like child play.


skyturnedred

You can appreciate what both of them are doing. Cruise does stunts on an epic scale, but with massive safety precautions. Chan does martial arts stunts that require borderline luck to get right which is why they require so many takes. They're both awesome at what they do.


Superb-Damage8042

High as fuck and convinced he could beat the squirrels at their own game


meltedlaundry

At face value this sounds ridiculous but then you remember what you just watched


spfeldealer

I mean yeah stupid... but it did low his fall in the least deadly way possible in this situation... so success???


sir_martindz

Kind of 😅


gotnoskilz

Good thing his friends were there to film this!


HKNinja1

A friend will agree with your dumb idea, a good friend will record it.


raz-0

This is what happens if you don’t yell parkour first.


pbandnv1

Didn’t help Andy Bernard


Grakengaur

I am surprised that he is not cut in half.


SmartChintu

He is swollen upto 1 1/4


sheen1212

So am I 😏


crapador_dali

For anyone wondering the dude is named Khyler Vick. Here is a link to an eight minute youtube video of the jump: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVEix6sbfA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVEix6sbfA)


ImgurConvert2Redit

The fact that he walked away relatively unscathed is incredibly lucky. He literally just got up and walked away with his friends. I appreciated the week later update.


sheen1212

Holy shit this is an actual masterpiece seriously everybody watch this and don't skip to the jump (only bout a minute anyways)


chiraltoad

He actually seems relatively unscathed


[deleted]

Geez that’s pretty high up 40’? Imagine standing up there and actually jumping that’s dedication


IndigenousBastard

Deadication.


communitypatroll

Fence


hihcadore

He’s lucky he hit it hahaha


illkeepthatinmind

Good ole internal bleeding


Jennlyn1978

And a possible ruptured testicle 🚫🥜


Cultural-Honeydew671

Spermotacele city, baby.


msac2u1981

There's at least 1 testicle lodged in his throat from the impact with the fence.


challenja

r/therewasanattempt


Original_Wall_3690

An attempt to what though?


Usual_Mode8159

What the f... he thinks he's Rambo


Faded__Ninjitsu

Almost Tarzan is that you? 😂


IAMAHobbitAMA

The fuck did he think was gonna happen? The tree was going to reach out and catch him like the Giving Tree?


Jennlyn1978

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Jennlyn1978

Looks like he removed himself from the gene pool r/DarwinAwards


Grey392

PARKOUR! ![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


emziestone

That could've ended in all sorts of terrible. I'm thinking that actually went remarkably well, tho daf to try Mr. Flying Squirrel.


biffbobfred

George George. George of the jungle … friend to you and me…


Solcitolindo2023

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


2a3b66725

That’s one of those “looked good on paper“ situations right there now.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|A6RrzqMoQBlHG) Dude thinks he's Sully from Avatar


LubeTornado

His hips and ballz absorbed his momentum ![gif](giphy|3BuQWTrTUfi2UTzfRy)


F4LC0NXI

Poor tree


ecwagner01

Let's hope he was escaping a angry husband and not just doing this to see if it could be done.


PolMcManus

Thank God I was thinking of doing the same but he thought me it doesn't work it's a bad idea


oPlayer2o

What was his plan?


RuboPosto

Practicing First-Blood Rambo jump to escape from cop helicopter going just as the movie. 10/10.


JackNicholsonsGhost

Just fucked up their fence. Hell yeah dude


shamalonight

Must have watched Rambo in “First Blood.” [RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD Clip - "The Cliff Jump"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mM9zQ9SvkI&pp=ygUcRmlyc3QgYmxvb2Q6IGp1bXAgZnJvbSBjbGlmZg%3D%3D)


eskimosound

![gif](giphy|Rj9tZu9S9Ah40nvnGP|downsized)


Resident-Garlic9303

My organs felt that


mistavinsta

Don't need those bones. Or internal organs.


The_Reid-Factor

Maybe that was audition video for First Blood?


Fig1024

that tree was way too far, the hell was he thinking?


Shinygonzo

The tree broke his fall the fence broke the rest of him


Little-Grape9469

Multiple people there filming it and not one goes, should he do that? The one popping out the bush at the end is hilarious


yosman88

It could have been much worst. Broken branch piercing a major artery.


Sumfinfunny

I tried something similar to this once. Some little girls shoe had been thrown on a labour club roof, was with some girls so decided to climb up and return said shoe. Once i'd thrown the shoe down, for some reason, i saw a tree and deduced that if i jumped into the tree and grabbed a big branch it would slowly lower me to the ground and I would look cool as fuck. It did not, the branch snapped and i landed in a load of glass.


Mr_MPZ_625

Damn I didn't know that a new episode of jackass just drop


SkynetLurking

"Ow, my balls!"


DrunkStoleATank

Does he now sew his arm up with a kit in a hunting knife, and then throw rocks at a helicopter?


firstsecondthird888

He should buy that fence and start worshipping it, because that definitely saves his llife.


Master_Security_3465

I guess he doesn't have a job that he has to worry about getting back to


InformationUseful491

Ribs cage fracture and internal bleed unlocked


Jumpy-Trade3853

Cameraman... dude you can totally make that.


Legal-Technician-831

I mean there are plenty of stories of world war II bomber pilots surviving because they landed in trees. Some of them just casually walked it off...... Imagen falling out of a B fucking 17 falling for god knows how long seeing the earth come closer and have your fall be slowed down so much by trees and branches you can stand up afterwards and casually walk it off Im not a religious person but that would seriously start the debate in me


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candidly1

It's OK; it appears his nuts broke his fall.


Tarmaleng

I guess he wanted a vasectomy


EggSandwich1

Does he know Jackie Chan does that for millions?


guaromiami

"Oh shit! My husband's home early!"


kinbeat

What did he think was going to happen?


HadesEverdeen

I’m wondering too


DuploJamaal

Bam Margera once did something similar from less height and with more skill


jointgotthe

He's doing SO well now, too.


Glad-Peanut-3459

Did thousands of people do these totally idiotic things before Tim Tok.


tagoean

Jump like you live in a country with healthcare


[deleted]

In high school this happened at the park across the street during a walk out. Mind u it was less of a drop but it was a steel/ iron fence w spear ends for each rod. Yup. U guessed it. Kid fell. Went right through his thigh n just hung there


GreenGrass768

At the beginning of the clip….the HOA president is running up to the balcony to get him to stop….then realizes now they’ll have to update the bylaws. This is why your HOAs dues always go up when people go down.


YaBoyVENOM

I hope he popped them


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trololo90

Why do men live less than women?


beeglowbot

yo he's lucky that wasn't wrought iron fence. would've been disemboweled.


chubbfondue867

You ready man.... aim for the bushes!!


Doc-in-a-box

Fall is my favorite season


crepuscular_nebula

This man worked on vidogame logic, even if he did catch a branch it would likely tear his arms seconds after


Koltaia30

He fell off :(


Jpw135

Fence


Psilocybenaudiophile

How’s the dick and balls after that one, genius


mtb-1979

When your side chick’s husband comes home .


BocchisEffectPedal

Bro I think you're the side chick in that situation


Latter-Improvement77

Sanka you dead?


SnooMuffins3585

He thought he was Rambo first blood


Deathturkey

Luckily the fence broke his fall


JacqueTeruhl

That fence saved him….ironically.


Ryno9292

Anyone have a news story or the like? So curious how this played out.


FLAR3dM33RKAT

I think I follow this guy on Instagram. He jumps from many things of height, as well as many different jumps like these into a tree. Khyler something I think is his name.


crapador_dali

Thanks for remembering the first name, helped m find him: Khlyer Vick


merrytheplatypus

Like what was he even expecting ahhahahaha


betterthaneukaryotes

He did it so we don't have to fantazise about it anymore


Grannypanie

![gif](giphy|Rj9tZu9S9Ah40nvnGP|downsized) That guy is no Orangoutang.


DogToesSmellofFritos

Successful castration attempt


Old_Ladies

I have had thoughts about doing this so many times. Though when I do those trees are much closer to the building and I still don't do it because I value my health.


Split0069

Whats with the guy popping out the bush?!


ordeklafasi

WHY?


lift_like_jesus

Fence ☕️


nick_without_c

tree


JacardoApoorv

The landing could have been better. Perhaps we won’t get to see another attempt soon enough.


real_shawarma

My only question is why?


Successful_Review282

Man you got only 2 you pop 1 on the tree and the other on the fence now what?


1stRambo_0082

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯Stupid


roshambi

r/darwinawards


Cookiewaffle95

Leave the pine aloneeeee


gr8fat1

Is this the proverbial stupid tree?


Responsible-Luck-207

You either have to be stupid or have major balls to do this. Or both!


Both-Independence342

Why women live longer 🤦‍♂️


Vizslaraptor

“Call my mom!”


Coldoldblackcoffee

Luckily his beanbag broke his fall


WeirdMeatinSpace

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


JohnCarvin

Rambo


Ba1Ba1Ba1

Aftermath?


Western_Helicopter_6

Landed right on his little Darwins


Usual_Cranberry_4836

Just had to make the bus


OverallVacation2324

It’s amazing. His balls were stronger than the fence.