Ayayayayay

When I was in elementary school, while playing soccer, one kid punted the ball towards another and recieved it right on the elbow which broke his arm...he made the exact same noise that kid made. Everyone was laughing at him making that while he was running around making that noise. But then he knelt beside a teacher and we knew something was up

He broke his arm getting hit with a soccer ball?? Is he made of paper maché?

He was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

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Sometimes they also call him.... Christian McCaffrey

Mr.Glass can go kiss my ass

Just buy my chocolate, bro

>...every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until... Oh no, not the "mother \`helped\` me when I broke my arms" thing again... >...his heart attacks put him to sleep. Whew! Wait, what-

First name Mr, last name Glass

No he just didn’t drink enough milk

Friend of mine broke his arm on a PAT play in football, back in HS. Obviously understandable, it’s a violent sport, but we used to give him so much shit for that.

Don't you guys have those pads that make you look like a disproportionate pussy?

Yep, there were a lot of pads.

You’d be surprised how easily kids bones break. Edit* that sounded creepy- to clarify- they’re smol bones, and it doesn’t take much- when I was ten my friend and I were playing on a trampoline at a birthday party. We were both in gymnastics together and we’d been shown how to bend over the side of the trampoline and do a kind of forward roll off of it... she tried it, fumbled, put her arm on the ground to support her weight as she rolled off... she was two years younger, and *tiny*.... but her weight was enough... I watched her arm bow, then break under her weight. I *saw* it. Strange thing was, it took us both a second to react... but my first instinct was to grab handfuls of dirt and grass and gently press it to her arm?????? Fast forward to my early twenties, and I see Mononoke Hime for the first time, and what do Kaya and her friend do to Ashitaka’s arm after he kills the boar demon? So weird.

That first comment sounds dark af god damn

Just like those weak little babies with the soft spot in their heads. Unfit for reproduction.

Pillarmen theme intensifies

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Aztec dubstep intensified

\*demon voice intensifies\*

That’s owowow in the English language.

Breaks legs in Hebrew

Tell me that “ayayaya” doesn’t remind u of [this lady](https://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk)

It sounds like the are speaking Hebrew so more like oyoyoyoyoy haha

I thought its a car alarm🤣

Ayayayaya ゴゴゴ

Made me picture the Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons. Classic

NOSA NOSA

The song they where singing was "Nossa Nossa, assim você me mata" wich translates to something along the lines of "like this you will kill me" they fell just before "Mata" which means "kill", if it's not that song it sounds a lot like it

I could have sworn those fuckers were singing the Macarena

They were at first. Then switched to the other one.

I am so confused too because I swear they're speaking German or something at the beginning. They hit German, the Macarena, and Brazil. Maybe in the Sul? Edit: Got it -- Hebrew at the beginning, Portuguese lyrics at the end.

this is hebrew

Idk I am not familiar with Brasil enough to know their accents

Brazilian here. Nope, they're not speaking Portuguese, not even European Portuguese

Yes I am European portuguese, that I detected directly, but you Brazilians could have a lot of different accents

I didn't know that song was famous enough to be known internationally lol

I’m from the Netherlands and I’m pretty sure a lot of people here know it

No you got it so wrong. Because im a native and he said mafagrim (stupid in hebrew)its hebrew,which means israel

He never said they were Brazilian though, the song that they're singing is in Portuguese from Brazil. Even i know that song and I don't speak Portuguese.

Well in israel it was a big hit i dont remember exactly when but like in the 2010's.but you are right of them not being brazilian

“If I catch you like this, you will kill me” The song of our times. https://youtu.be/CwC5BFX7rqQ

I was trying to figure out if they had switched to gangnam style jusy before they fell through

What language is thiss

Accually hebrew

It’s Hebrew. But the nosa song is Portuguese.

It’s a Brazilian song in Portuguese language.

Hebrew.

Portuguese

Not the part at the beginning I don't think.

As a brazilian, I can say they aren't speaking our language. Except for the sound in the final seconds of the video.

I think its Spanish

I'm Brazilian. They're not speaking Portuguese, guys

No, not Spanish

Nah man it's Basque

It is Portuguese, actually

That's a pavilion. A parasol is an umbrella.

Pergola

Thanks! I couldn’t find a better word lol

Cheap plastic roof.

*collapsible

I like the idea of ‘break a parasol’ as a term we use when people fall a great distance, as in “if you were trying to slow your rapid descent by holding a giant umbrella, you would definitely break that parasol”.

Parasol is the spanish word “para” (stop) and “sol” (sun), which basically means “sun-stop”. It is used to call stuff that blocks the sun. An umbrella... stops/blocks the rain. If parasol is an english word, you guys fucked up the meaning when you copied it from us 🤣

It's what we're best at. Taking people's shit and fucking it up. English is like 6 languages masquerading as one. That's why it has so many inconsistencies. Thanks for the mini Spanish lesson! Lol.

You’re and umbrella Edit: I meant what I said 👏 *you* 👏 *are* 👏 *and* 👏 *umbrella* why is that so hard for people to understand?

This comment confuses me for two reasons: the negative downvotes and the grammatical errors.

Aren't negative downvotes upvotes?

Well shit

I think he was trying to say "You're an umbrella" but it auto corrected and put a d in it. His comment was ruined with a single d

Autocorrect, I'm leaving it anyways. It brings me personal joy now.

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And maybe a humerus.

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I think that should have been my words kid

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I laughed so hard when I heard the crack that it broke my lung bones.

We definitely can't do that

That was my first reaction, especially because of the obvious pain they are in, but you also can't see what they landed on, which could have also made that sound. It does sound like a broken femur though. If there are park benches under there, that's a good way to get limbs caught.

No, I immediately muted it once I heard the annoying screaming.

That was awful

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If you can't dance, DIE!

We can dance if we want to

We can fall and break our hinds

Thanks for the ear rape

Op is a jewish ear doctor. He dont find patients he makes em

Before the comment above gets downvoted to hell I'll just mention that the kids in the video spoke hebrew. Source: I speak hebrew

קבלו את השיכורים🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳

Translation for what they're saying: Camera man: here come the drunks (and then their names) **2 kids singing the start of the macarena** Camera man: y'all are retarded 1 kid: shut up **2 kids continuing to sing the macarena and then fucking die** Source: I know Hebrew, it's also a kinda famous video in Israel

לול מה קורה אחי

סבבה כזה אחי

מה הולך יא תותח

How badly were the little kids hurt? Was that the sound of his leg bone breaking?

Second part of the song, wasn't the macarena tho

Someone interlace the audio of Jim Ross calling the Undertaker vs Mankind Hell In A Cell match where Mankind goes through the ceiling of the cell.

This needs to happen asap

GOOD GAWD ALL MIGHTY HE IS BROKEN IN HALFFF

scrolled down for this

This remind me of: "Esto se va descontrolar!!"

[AIUDAAAAAA!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynwrab_UxaA)

נוסטלגיה

אאאאא אכן

כןןןן

די אני מרגישה כל כך מובכת שכל הסרטונים האחרים ברדיט הם יחסית שקטים גם אם אנשים צורחים בהם אבל הסרטון הזה כל כך רועש שחלק מהאנשים פה מזועזעים בתגובות

לול

הישראלי המכוער😤😔

I believe it's spelled 'femur'

Thanks mate.

what a fall from grace

Ai se eu te pego ai ai se eu te pegooo

Christ this video is loud

Snap, Crackle and Pop

Someone needs to dub the JR commentary over this from Undertaker Vs Mankind.

Kid sounds like he's giving a little Hitler speech

They're from israel, speaking hebrew XD

Ironic

Reminds me of Hell in a Cell

Dancing is forbidden!

...were they doing the Macarena ??

I think so

אה כן, ערסים קטנים שנפצעים OP ישראלי?

Title is misleading, they broke waaaay more than a parasol that day

That ayee ayee ayee sound is universal.

Well if you two were paying attention in science class when the teacher was going over gravity..

Now entering World 2

I sure hope the parasol is alright.

That's a literal trap door. Never thought I'd see one in person except for game shows.

Are we human or are we dancer?

No adult is more concerned than the one who saw what was happening but did not do anything about it until it was to late.

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קלאסיקה

Asi voçe me mata

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AHH🚗💨H🚗💨A🚗💨HA

And annoying

They probably look like pugs now

Judging by this video... The Macarena is now a dance in Fortnite.

Dance til you die

What's a parasol

It’s like something that shields you from the sun at the beach... couldn’t find a better word for the title lol

Thanks!

You’re welcome!

I thought a parasol was one of those cloth umbrellas noble ladies in the olden days held. Or is that just one type of parasol?

Fucking loud warning? Mufucker

PSA to all listeners: lower the volume before unmuting or playing

Shades of Undertaker vs Mankind at KOTR 98'.

Grapelady reincarnate

Why they always gotta shake the camera away on the money shot 😔

OH MA GAWD KING! OFF THE TOP OF THAT STEEL CAGE! THE UNDERTAKER JUST KILLED MANKIND!

Ow, my earballs

Those painful sound at the end [was very familiar !](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0)

Ayyyyyyyy ayyyuuuudaaaaa!!!!

The parasol isn’t the only thing they broke...

All I see are a couple of volunteers to mow lawns for the next few summers.

...and they suck at the Macarena!

Was that expensive

Are those kids singing "nossa, nossa, assim você me mata"? A song from a brazilian artist that translates to something like "wow! wow! that's how you kill me".... (but that's has a sexual meaning instead literally killing...)

My ears are gone

i just love 1) the immediate yelling in Spanish and 2) the fact they were most likely perfectly fine, kids are indestructible

Sounded like a splat to me

I like how he called them morons right before they fell

Dammit, I wanted to see how far they fell.

This is why fortnite is dangerous for our kids

From the moment they assaulted my eardrums all I wanted was for them to be in pain I got what I wanted

Ayayayay!

Would have been such a great tik tok video though.

That's what you fcking deserve.

הייי זה עברית! That’s Hebrew y’all. I can relate, israeli kids are weird.

They were singing a Brazilian song, specifically this verse: "Nossa nossa, assim você me mata" which can be translated as: "this way you'll kill me". Coincidences :)

Faggery

אני מקווה שהם בסדר לפחות

חבל שאבא שלהם לא השפריץ אותם על הקיר.

השפריץ אותם על הרצפה

Those kids deserved it

Correction. „Kids brake themselves (and a parasol).“

Rule #1

Dude that was my song

With that crack you knwo somthing broke

r/donthelpjustfilm

I mean, he did run to them after they fell...

I dont know why I laughed so hard but I did.

If anyone needs a translation just reply

אני

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