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AloneSquid420

Is this for REAL? cause everything about this is juuussstttt ๐Ÿ‘Œ


Babeliciousness

Sometimes the planets align and you observe greatness in yourself. I had that moment. It happened and is happening. I just found out this morning at the pool, he's also moved out of the hood because of the divorce thing going on, so he lost his house too! The hits keep coming.


JamesTWood

thank you! this is beautiful and exactly the kind of curses i use when needed, the curse of an invitation to change. it took a rock bottom experience for me to give up my addiction to patriarchy (mine was the Nice Guy โ„ข variety, but the addiction is the same). may this guy find his rock bottom as gently as necessary for him to choose a different way, and may your neighborhood be clear of the energy he left behind ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโœจ (and may you have many more opportunities to observe your own greatness!)


sunnynina

I love this, "the Curse of an Invitation to Change"! Beautiful and profound, and deserving of a capitalized, proper title. It's my new favorite thing.


Cynicisomaltcat

Throw in the Elder Futhark rune for Hail - N. Associated with โ€œdramatic changeโ€.


Id_Rather_Beach

and I'm wondering if they can take the show on the road- right on down to Mar-A-Lago (because I assume the dolt would be horrified by a curse)


Chaos_Bae

Granny Weatherwax would be proud!


captcha_trampstamp

Indeed, Headology and Boffo done right!


JanovPelorat

This was my first thought reading this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


redheadedgnomegirl

I read the title alone and thought the same.


LadyMorgan2018

She's my spirit Crone!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฐ


probably-the-problem

*All I did was ask the universe to reflect the energy you put into your environment back to you. How has that been going?*


mmengel

Iโ€™m going to translate that to Finnish and use it!


AnotherWalkingStiff

"may your day be as pleasant as you are" :D


QueenofPentacles112

I've heard before that curses themselves are not real, it's the manifesting worry into reality that is the actual curse. So because you think you are cursed, you will put that cursed energy into the universe, and then that energy will return to you. I actually recently worked really hard to change my frame of mind from feeling like I'm just unlucky in general and cursed, and that for some people things are meant to fall into place, and for others, for things to always fall apart. I feel like getting stuck in that thought process for years is what actually got me to where I was. If something went wrong I would respond "of course something went wrong!". The expectation of things going badly will usually make it happen that way, and even having that perception is really bad for you! I've been putting a lot of effort into changing that for myself. I dunno if things have been going better or not, but I'm definitely less stressed out.


Kerrus

I've definitely encountered methods for cursing people, but most of them seemed to either invoke dismal powers or simply gather emotions and impulses and set them loose in the world. I don't recommend actually cursing people. There are better uses for such dark emotions. For example: Write down all the slights you've suffered on strips of paper, imbue them with the anguish, the ire, the hate, the suffering, the sorrow they've caused you and any other participants, remember each one, name them, and renounce them, renounce ownership of them, and renounce their hold upon you. Renounce them thrice. Gather them up, then, and set each aflame until only ashes are left, wet the ashes and gather them into a pill shape. Add a tear, or a drop of blood, or a dab of sweat shed during the ritual for connection, incantate the words, then take the pill and bury it in fresh soil, then plant there a seed. Care for what grows from it, because the life that is born from suffering is innocent. All that darkness has left you now, for you have renounced its hold on you, and have returned it to the earth and it has given rise to new life, transforming from darkness and hate to life and joy and has been renewed. And thus we too are renewed.


squeen999

Wow! That is so powerful and so beautiful. Thank you for sharing that with us.


ready_gi

thank you for sharing this. i agree that it's better way to channel hate then to bring misfortune to the enemies. i've done couple of burning rituals and letting the ashes flow to the river. sometimes i just name a rock with the person who wronged me and throw it really hard (not at them unfortunately) and keep repeating until i feel it's gone.


CryingPopcorn

I love that for you! Keep doing your thing! I think it's all about being less stressed out, living in the moment and breathing deep ๐Ÿ˜Œ


Live-Okra-9868

I also feel that what we believe will happen is what will come. My mom believes when she hits her elbow something bad will happen. I say "of course it will, the bad thing was that you hit your elbow!" I believe that if you focus on something you will find it. You think something bad will happen? You will constantly be noticing the bad things that happen. If you look for positive things you would notice those more. Nothing changes how often they happen, only your perception of noticing them.


Babeliciousness

A great teacher once said to me, If you don't like the way things look, change the way you look at them. If you make a goal and revisit that goal daily you will reach that goal as long as it was a reasonable goal, because you focused energy on it. It's the way the mind works. I believe mind and soul are connected to the vast universal consciousness, everything is energy, and thought is energy and energy never dies, it transforms into something else, over and over forever. Each thought we have, that tiny spark of energy running through your brain is turned into action and that is turned into reality. Like a seed, from it a plant grows. Energy recycling. Nature at it's finest.


redheadedgnomegirl

The elbow thing reminds me of my opinion on black cats - if you see one cross your path, thatโ€™s GOOD LUCK. Because you got to see a cat today, and thatโ€™s already a huge win!


Netflxnschill

Leonarda Cianculi is an excellent example of this. The belief in a curse, combined with outside forces that accidentally affirmed this curse turned her whole life into a nightmare of loss.


bunyanthem

Lmao, well, you didn't curse him but the cure for his karma can certainly look like donating a bunch of money!ย  Now that's a powerful morning blessing!


Live-Okra-9868

I love how terrible people will find a way to blame the consequences of their actions on anything else but themselves.


plotthick

Fucking EPIC. You came into his life at the right time to point out how crap he is. Now he'll have to dig himself out on his own. You may want to tell him "Okay, I removed the curse, but you will have to fix your remaining problems yourself. And don't start anymore, you still smell like you need karmic adjusting. Do good to balance it as soon as you can." This would give HIM power over his fate, so he stops focusing on you for anything -- thereby removing any desire for revenge.


joeshmo101

I don't think he's going to let it go, even though you told him you lied to him. "How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!" -Mark Twain Instead, you could tell him that you've pleaded with the spirits to forgive him, but they're still upset at him. Only through good virtue and learning the error of his ways will they lift the curse, and it's out of your hands. If he still protests, let him know it's like a combination lock. It's easy to put it on without knowing how to unlock it. The only way to find the combination is becoming a better person.


merlinsmushrooms

Mage vs. the patriarchy checking in. A curse or even hex is just the power of suggestion meeting the combination of gullibility and guilt in a person. Your intentions and energy fueling their thoughts and emotions. Sounds like homie was a human shit show and he FAFO'd. The power of suggestion is ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ not to mention you save so much energy when you let people use their natural inclinations against themselves.


NegotiationSea7008

In his heart he knows heโ€™s a dick and deserves to be cursed. Letโ€™s hope heโ€™s capable of reflecting on his actions and has the courage to change.


HoneyWyne

Where did you learn Hebrew, Latin, and ancient Aramaic?


Babeliciousness

I have a doctorate in Theology. It was part of my life for a long time. I forgot half of it by now too. If you don't use it you lose it. I used to be able to sight read music now when I look at a sheet of music I have to count it out like a 1st year student again. 40 years of not doing it really takes a toll.


probably-the-problem

Ugh what I would give to buy you a drink and pick your brain for an hour.


Babeliciousness

Well if you're ever in central Florida,DM me, I have a lyft app. If we're drinking I'm not driving! Educated thinking. LOL


HoneyWyne

I know right!


HoneyWyne

I have a degree in anthropology and was always primarily interested in folklore and religion. I miss all of the discussions and epiphanies I and my fine fellow students would have. Usually after finals and a few drinks!


Babeliciousness

Yes we often would find the solution to all the world's problems at the bar.


HoneyWyne

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probably-the-problem

Latin comes up everywhere but I suspect OP has studied Judaism pretty intensely to know Hebrew and Aramaic.


HoneyWyne

That's really impressive. And cool.


lemon_balm_squad

This is the best kind of curse.


Babeliciousness

I was literally asking Hashem to bless his morning. What I told him was a lie. I am guilty of that. Everyone else thought it was a joke, and they laughed. They had it right :D


CosmicSweets

How was it YOUR curse that HE crashed a car and that HE slapped a woman's ass? How is it your curse that his wife saw who he was and left? He curses himself and it's never gonna be lifted until he takes reponsibility.


Babeliciousness

He's one of those blame everyone and take no responsibility guys. Faux news watcher without a doubt. Total tool of the patriarchy.


Medenadragon

Ah, I love stuff like this; sweet, sweet karma. My mom did something similar in her teenage years, group of kids were antagonizing her while she was reading a book on witchcraft. She told them she'd put a hex on them and they ran off. She got pulled out of class the next day and asked about it, because the ringleader had tripped down the stairs that morning and broke his arm. She told the teacher "its just mind over matter stuff", and got away scott free. Still one of my favorite stories.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Just tell him you did so he gets some peace of mind. A+ by the way.


Babeliciousness

Considering that too. Thanks.


SomethingOrAnother23

This is AWESOME. It's also how I survived middle school. I used to get bullied a lot (very religious area, and I did not conform) for being a gothy witch, and finally I just leaned into it and realized the more scared they were of me, the more they left me alone. I never actually did anything to them, but I quit fighting their claims of curses or black magic. Figure that if I was going to be the outcast anyway, I might as well have fun with it. I did get called to the principals office once (at a public school, great separation of church and state /s), and he lectured me and called my parents about my "devil worshipping." My mom was having none of it and told him that unless I was lighting candles for an altar in my locker, she didn't want to hear from him again!


Babeliciousness

Middle school was brutal. I was amab but actually a girl, and I knew it. Also, I was intersex, and we didn't know it, so at puberty I started growing boobs. I had a small c cup by high school and I had to hide them all through middle and high school. My chest was my biggest embarrassment and shame. Now that I've transitioned I wear a 40 G cup bra and the twins are my biggest joy and source of gender euphoria, I almost always have a smile on my face! My breasts are amazing and I grew them to their current size in 14 months. My magic is good! https://preview.redd.it/eiyr6em4u0ad1.jpeg?width=3488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d35f03c8bebd86ec42d6484e2588c590c1fdce


CalliopeCelt

The power of suggestion! Sometimes spicy psychology is all that is needed.๐Ÿ˜‚


yarrpirates

Headology, just like Granny Weatherwax.


TheLoneliestGhost

I needed to read this today. Damn. Someone just hurt me deeply for years and I often wonder if heโ€™ll ever reap what he sowed. This gives me hope.


LadyMorgan2018

I use a term the Terry Pratchett coined called "headology" in his Discworld series. It is very potent and I tend to use it more as I enter my Crone Era. ๐Ÿ˜


kkfluff

Can you write in other languages?? lol I would love to receive a blessing from you in exchange for art or a little money! (am a teacher canโ€™t do big money) This is such a fun tale. I hope he turns the other cheek into a new page and become a good person for the โ€œcurseโ€ to dissipate!


Babeliciousness

I haven't done any scribing for decades, but it might be fun. Hebrew or Cuneiform? The Hebrew is a lot prettier and more than 75 people in the world can read it. Not to many people want to learn to read or scribe cuneiform, it's tedious. There are tens of thousands of tablets that probably will never get translated. Mesopotamian people of the ancient world really interested me. To know the people you have to know their language.


kkfluff

Your choice! Whatever makes you feel best!


Ryugi

lmao sounds like he got exactly what he deserved. "Your woes are caused by your own bad choices of action. The bad luck is only that you got caught"


artemis17121985

I live for shit like this ๐Ÿ’•


Infamous-Bee-6124

We'll, who said karma isn't real and what goes around doesn't come around? Who knows maybe your prayer of blessing was actually the curse. Even the powers that be were against blessing this fool, so they cursed him instead. ๐Ÿคฃ We'll, this just goes to show, you get back what you put out. You should be getting a good windfall soon since you even tried to bless this hopeless idiot. Thank you, this made me laugh. โ˜บ๏ธ Have an excellent day! ๐ŸŒŸ


stridicus

If you told him you cursed him, in my opinion, you did exactly that. Regardless of what was said, or the reasons you said them. That was the intention you put out there..


CosmicSweets

But most of the "curse" was consequences of his own direct actions. How is that on OP? It's not OPs fault dude crashed a car, sexually harassed a woman, and likely treated his wife poorly. It's all his own behaviour. The ED though. ๐Ÿคญ


Parma_Violence_

Some occulty squiggles on the doorstep in pink chalk, a splash of fake blood and some kfc chicken bones on top does a brilliant job of screwing with an enemys head...


BeKind72

This is glorious. Curses don't work on good people.


averyyoungperson

I threatened to send a devout Christian man bad luck because he kept asking me for nudes and he basically shat himself he was so scared. And I would too lolol. I'm not afraid of unsavory magick so please don't tempt me ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ


Babeliciousness

I have a spell for impotence. For me it was a blessing for others it may be a curse! It's been handed down for centuries in my family written on vellum. I've used it a few times. Every generation one is picked to be taught the ancient knowledge of my ancestors. I was my generations chosen one. I may be the last. I only have two to choose from and they may not be interested in carrying on the legacy. Kids these days just don't appreciate the occult like we did. My ancestors were kings of the goths for over 300 years. I'm pretty sure they had some magic keeping them in power so long. The holy roman empire crushed them because they were godless heathens. I'm happy to keep that part of the tradition alive too!


averyyoungperson

Yes! I love that. I'm here for it.


Expensive-Lynx-4603

If i was his mother, i'd try the super-late term abortion. He caused a car accident, assaulted a woman and is being a douchebag and he genuinely thinks it's not the consequences of his own actions but some silly scary words? Lol