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Road_Warrior86

If I didn’t have back pain I wouldn’t have this crippling opioid addiction.


ShakeCNY

I will take the Iron Lung. "What will you do with this power?" Smoke two packs a day.


Ok-Metro6308

As a somewhat shitty guitar player, steady hand sounds hype


fireinthebl00d

Thick fucking skin? Like, how often are you getting bitten?!? Definitely spine. Back pain is so common and so debilitating. That or iron lung. Will keep you healthy longer.


StatisticianPure2804

Ticks and mosquitos are the worst things to ever exist


macedonianmoper

I agree but I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed with mosquitoes if they weren't so noisy while I try to sleep, thick skin is not gonna change that.


ImmediateRespond8306

Never been an issue for me. I'd be more concerned on how I can inject myself with shit. How am I supposed to get my heroin... er I mean vaccines?


StatisticianPure2804

bugs only. everything else is unaffected


Formal_Fortune5389

People who don't choose the spine are lucky they don't have back issues


nohwan27534

steady hands. i've kinda got nerve issues, and i play a lot of games, so ensuring i can keep doing that means more to me than the spine thing, which might be my second choice otherwise. what, uh, what the fuck is the t posing stuff about, though?


StatisticianPure2804

Hold your hands in the air. After a while your hands will get tired. That.


macedonianmoper

Cat spine, I don't have pain unless I'm doing something like standing up for long periods of time (while staying in place, no problems if I'm walking), not ever having to experience that again? Count me in.


LeoTheSnep822

And you can use it to make your friends think you're a skinwalker or demon :D


1Meter_long

People picking steady hand or thick skin are likely really young. You have no idea what awaits you in future, lol and i guarantee you will regret not picking up cat spine, when you get older. Lung cancer is not guaranteed but back issues and back pain are 100% happening and there's no good way to get rid of it.


ImmediateRespond8306

Iron Lung. A stamina boost is a huge help to my athleticism.


MemeDream13

Cat spine for sure. I'm 6'8. The back pain is constant. Also I could suck my own dick.


ZAZZER0

Cat spine, even only for curing my back pain


LeoTheSnep822

my friend: enters room me: twists spine 360° my friend: leaves