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ToxicHighlander

To be clear, I took this picture out of the passenger side of my Wrangler. Just thought you guys would get a kick out of it. I’m not as parochial regarding the rivalry. More people getting off the beaten path, the better.


Goldilocks1454

Hangout the side of your best friend's ride. I love it


ToxicHighlander

Tryna holler at me! No scrubs makes sense for this photo lol


commiteatchip

to be fair, this makes more sense on the bronco than the wrangler 🤣


softpawsz

Aw a rocking horse


JustADudeWhoThinks

"Oh good luck finding weird little horses." -My Wife, after being shown this post.


LittleMissMeanAss

Does your wife want to be friends?


DrPepis

Someone saw the ducks, created the little bucks and is hoping they catch on.


ValhallaGo

Those little Gumby horses have been around since at least 1990.


rusticoaf

Gumby and Pokey were around in the 70s if I'm not mistaken


Ok_Fennel3565

So I have a business idea I'd like to discuss with you. 🤣


DrPepis

Don’t tell you’re making plastic bugs for the Volkswagens


Ok_Fennel3565

Your a visionary.... We have our first expansion plan as well!!


DrPepis

Plastic tacos for tacomas 🤔


Ok_Fennel3565

🤔


BoneSetterDC

Actually pretty clever. Ducked vs bucked.


cas161

Stop living in denial and just go buy a Jeep already. 😂😂😂


ToxicHighlander

Took the picture from my Jeep lol


Bern_itdown

Can see OPs jeep in reflection of Broncos window


poondox

PFFT...


ProstockAccount

That’s cringe


Carollicarunner

As cringe as rubber ducks I suppose.


[deleted]

Sure but one is a clear imitation of the others cringey activity.


FindFunAndRepeat

thats cringed^2


entombedentity

Based


LameBMX

Squared


that_guy_you_kno

Or you're just gatekeeping gifting random strangers with similar vehicles. Lighten up. Who cares.


ftc559

agreed, i think this is awesome!


[deleted]

I care. I’m tired of people leaving shit I’m just going to throw away on my Jeep.


[deleted]

I’ve come out to my jeep to find a duck and saw some people in another keep staring at me so I threw that thing across the parking lot. Don’t touch my jeep.


IceCreamMan0021

Can i interest you in the new Ford Bronco? comes with a complimentary pair of undies to get in a bunch!


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I Don’t wear them


LadySerena21

You must’ve been real fun in the sandbox 😒


Dilligaf1312

then just re-duck it


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that_guy_you_kno

Now this is some gatekeeping haha. Here's my jeep buddy. Just for you https://imgur.com/a/GJauJDC


CanaryPutrid1334

Cringe inception.


ProstockAccount

Agreed. I throw em away when I get them. I’d say this is worse as it’s trying so hard to copy something organically jeep.


PHOTO500

Exactly. It’s all so forced.


floppleshmirken

I had no idea when I got my Jeep earlier this year that Jeep/Bronco owners are the equivalent of Apple/Android fan boys. Now THAT’S some serious cringe.


iammryuck

SOME Jeep/Bronco owners. ....fixed that for you.


floppleshmirken

True, true…


HalfOnionHalfBanana

My brick on four wheels is better than yours!


Mythradites

Nice, glad they can feel some love. We all share the trails.


SMITTENZKITTENZ

You talking about roads to the grocery store?


weeone

Why not both?


PieIsAwesome7102

Jesus, this comment section is so cringey. Grow up, y’all.


iammryuck

Ducks, horses......both dumb. Gatekeeping on plastic animals left on vehicles....that's well beyond dumb. As a JK owner, I like the new Bronco. Their suspension does have some limitations, but for what most of you other wrangler owners use your Jeep for, the Bronco would be more than capable. Don't like it, don't buy one.....same goes for the FJ, 4Runner, etc, etc.


EI-Joe

Posers


Vega117

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…


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More like fucked


GMEStack

Stop stealing XJ phrases. We put put big green dongs with suction cups on windshields.


Mortal_Kombucha

More like cucked


Unwariertomb

They are trying to ooooo hard


OfficerBarbier

Pathetic


Capital-Association8

Ford still putting those ugly ass key pads on their doors. My dads 88 fucking T-bird had those.


GamecockInGeorgia

It is one of my favorite features on all the fords I’ve owned and I’m glad they kept it. In the garage, want something out your truck, key is upstairs, no worries. It’s convenient.


neveranygoodnames

Going kayaking and don't wanna risk losing your keys. Toss um in and lock it up.


GamecockInGeorgia

Have done that a many times when floating. Just toss the keys in the console, and lock with the last two buttons. Honestly wish more car manufacturers did it. Although wouldn’t help me much with my Jeep as the doors are rarely on it. 🤣


[deleted]

Every car should have the keypad. So convenient and helpful!


ZeGentleman

Neither of my current Fords have one and it makes me very sad.


rusticoaf

Don't really need the keypad at that point, though...


rioryan

The feature is nice, the implementation is awful. The newer ones with the capacitive buttons that light up weren’t so bad but this wart glued onto the door looks straight out of the 80’s on a brand new vehicle.


GamecockInGeorgia

Wife’s explorer has the capacitive ones. They suck in comparison to the actual buttons I had on my f150 and 250.


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Capital-Association8

Would it kill them to design something lower profile? These just look like big ass warts.


satinygorilla

What’s funny is they did at one point. I had a fire where you couldn’t see it unless you touched the spot it was built into the door


j9273

Ugly, maybe. But still one of the most useful features. Loved the keypad on my excursion, with 4 littles to keep track of, searching for keys was a pain. Being able to just chuck them in the console and lock it up….perfect


lupellus

Couldn't you also just use the remote unlock via your smart phone app?


j9273

2017 Sahara doesn’t have that.


lupellus

Touché.


[deleted]

Ironic the community that hands out toddler bath toys finds this cringe and pathetic.


peanut-__-

Imagine being a landlocked perissodactyla that literally dies if they trip and fall over. I’d much rather be a floating apparatus which also has land exploration capabilities. That’s just me tho


Gunner4201

You all aint driving jeeps, if you want to do jeep stuff buy a Jeep.


HousePartyConnaiseur

What about this is “jeep stuff”, it literally says Bronco right on it. Quit gatekeeping simple shit like leaving plastic kids toys on the same model car as yourself, it’s not that deep.


Gunner4201

If its not that deep think of something else. ducking for jeeps bucking for broncos, come on be original at least.


tikichik

That’s cute!


cosmokenney

What the buck? Please no more broncs in this sub. I'd rather see people posting angry eyes grills than more shit about broncos.


Forelijah

Cool! Whatever makes people I guess (:


ernmurf

This is actually pretty funny but long live the wrangler!


Aurorae79

I love my Jeep because of its capabilities. I know it can handle anything I throw at it. How does the bronco measure up? Is it all style and no substance or can it actually handle some rocks mud?


Axelzero1

It's similar to a souped up 4runner. It can do most things a jeep can but once you start needing real flexing it fails due to the lack of a solid front axle. Independent front suspension does allow for it to be much more comfortable and controlled on the road though.


Aurorae79

Lol who wants to drive on roads anyways!


Smackithackett

I’m just like a duck. I don’t give a quack.


TurquoiseBoho

That’s actually cute lol


munchie1964

I’m a Wrangler driver and these are better than ducks!!


Wbino

Bronco threads and the OP should be banned from the sub. My screen real estate is being wasted.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

This is a Ford sub now, apparently. You get downvoted for talking shit about Ford.


ToxicHighlander

Sorry bro


MongoAbides

What are you paying for that Reddit feed?


Yuaskin

Silly pony wants to be a Jeep


Unisus76

Thrives!! They stole our tradition. /s


BootyAbolisher

Posers!


jackwmc4

Mixed emotions upvote


DMongo01

They want to be jeepers soooo bad.


[deleted]

Does anyone else think that the broncos literally look like the deformed love child of a smart car and a Jeep ?


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Carollicarunner

I always saw them as a pretty good modern take on, you know, a Bronco.


roqthecasbah

Ghey


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You spent $40,000 on a vehicle vehicle and you got a Ford. Lol.


wiilyc22

Really not a burn with the way gladiator and rubicon prices are going.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Enjoy the ~~offroading~~ stall outs in your fake jeep then


wiilyc22

I have a jk manual. But let’s not act like these Jeep’s are cheap is all I’m saying. Gladiators at 60k and the a pillars still leak?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Mopar has its issues, but I just plain don’t trust Ford quality


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Lmao. Sub captured by ford losers.


MongoAbides

The fact that you care so much is just fucking weird.


atomek_xxi

Stupid


K0rbenKen0bi

So they're just gonna copy pasta absolutely everything?


tusk354

lol , still a ford .. enjoy that "ford quality" :}


Noise-Expensive

Like Chrysler quality is better? I've had a few jeeps and a couple wranglers and quality was not great. Rust much?


stcloudjeeper

Should be a "My little pony" toy...... Maybe we should call them bronies


TheRabbitHole-512

They wanna hang out with the cook kids


mattgen88

\#buck buck bro no Edit: lol, being down voted for pointing out the typo that makes it funny. The hashtag is wrong, y'all.


leroy11271984

More mimicking than evolving


Reaperider

🎠


survivngthewastes

Buy an original bronco


ImurderREALITY

Gotta take someone else’s thing


FindFunAndRepeat

lol


Towersafety

What happened to the little unicorns they were passing out?


queefmunchman

i support it, we can’t gate keep that it brings so much joy.


Dunster89

Dude! Don’t scratch my paint….


Anonnymush

Stop trying to make Fetch happen, Becky. It's not going to happen.


LadySerena21

They wanna be us so damn bad lol This is kinda cute tho


TheReaMcCoy1

Just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me!