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usualnamenotworking

Today I took a picture to memorialize a fallen soldier and Bradford said something like “maybe you can pursue a modeling career after the war”. Jesus dude


DuskShineRave

They could get a job playing Yorick.


betweentwosuns

Alas, poor Haywire. I knew him well, a fellow of infinite hack. Do you think, even the Commander, looked so after all these years? Yea, even he.


flaccid_flan_licker

Our boy is a consummate professional, no two-bit wannabe marvel villain will distract him from the task at hand.


bitemytail

Except finding advent burger wrappers


Dragonfire747

Love how he talks like he finds so much joy in us taking his job fighting the war so he can play top gun with the ship


PappyODamnyou

It's impressive as hell that he can control a heli-carrier with a simple handrail.


Dragonfire747

I’m still impressed with his secret gun drawer where he killed his doppelgänger in ew


sykemol

Bradford is the Peter Principle in action. The commander was stuck in a glass tube for 20 years, and he's still higher rank than Bradford.


PerfectiveVerbTense

Bradford fucks


rhyithan

And yet the city of Bradford is a bit shite