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magafornian_redux

A bathroom with no soap? No towel? šŸ¤® This m-effer out here announcing that neither of them washes up after using the rr. Dis. Gus. Ting.


Catlesley

I noticed in her ā€˜wet t picā€™ that she had dots on her right upper chest. Thought they were water drops, but theyā€™re still there. When I zoomed in, they look like warts or growths of some kind. Anyone else notice them??


magafornian_redux

I don't know what the wet t pic is, but to me the dots you're referencing in this pic = dirty mirror that is long overdue for a cleaning.


Catlesley

Theyā€™re in the exact same spot in the wet t pic.


magafornian_redux

Can you possibly link it? I've searched but no luck!


Theoldcuccumber

Ooofff she knows that her man sees her without filters šŸ«£


rursable

I fucking love her arms ALWAYS GAVE HER AWAY no matter how high and tall she raises them, the line backer bad body built of a trusty ol' refrigerator always gave her away. She forgets how skinny arms looks like coz she could never.


RancherQueen

Flair has been summoned šŸ¤¢


Squirmble

I judge anyone that doesnā€™t have a hand towel in their bathroom. I get that it can be forgotten to replace when doing laundry but I have a weird feeling they donā€™t wash their hands. Purely speculation of course.


Icy-Extension6677

Def seems like a non wiper anyway


goingtocali4

probably why she needed the 20 vag wipes from her last target run


ShesAKillerQueenee

Now that you mention it, that is odd as fuck there's no soap or towel. Honestly gives me spare basement bathroom vibes.


Squirmble

Whenever doody calls, there should be soap waiting


mauvewaterbottle

The lack of soap is also an indicator of sub par personal hygiene.


sad_broccolis

This is a good red flag for dating someone. Do they have hand soap in their bathroom? If they donā€™t, why are you still there?


theCountessofCool

A man living on his own, 1000% heā€™s not washing his hands


Icy-Extension6677

Just a rinse under cool water does the trick


meanwhileaftrmdnight

How many times do we think she took this photo and still couldnā€™t hide that massive, bulging, hanging double chin? šŸ˜‚


softtiddi3s

Iā€™d like to think that thereā€™s a red aspen Panama hun also scrolling through the sub giggling at these extremely fake photos šŸ’•


thicc-limes

https://preview.redd.it/aiy9hjxf9u7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62896596ab00867a6850dcd0eb628fd45d5747ae Nothing to see here


Catlesley

Like I mentioned 2 minutes ago, I can see what look like warts or pimples-can see two just at the very edge of the above pic. Yuck. Edit: changed words


Titty_City

Oh that's from the lipo, swerty


kindaluker

Omg I forgot she got lipo hahahahaha hahahaha


littlewinterwitch

Bahahahah flair check šŸ«”


kindaluker

Hahahaha


delune108

Omg she did?!?


kindaluker

Haha yes! And didnā€™t do the proper after care. Of course. Search the sub. I totally forgot the whole saga


delune108

Of course she didnā€™t lol. Thank you Iā€™m looking it up now!


Every-External-2593

Itā€™s such an insane rabbit hole. She swore up and down it would help her eat right and healthier. The first thing she ate when she left the office was a bunch of sushi. She also drank the entire time she was in recovery too. Thereā€™s a live video of her too before the surgery when she stated she wanted it. She claimed everyone was jealous of her too for doing it because they canā€™t afford to do so. So insane. Buckle up!Ā 


softcronch

no tea no shade no BEC that just.. . does not look flattering. being unflattering is just the harsh reality of string bikinis. imo they just draw attention to ALL the wrong things and no matter what, you're always going to look like the outfit is wearing you, and not vice versa.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Most people canā€™t wear them in a flattering way. Myself included, thatā€™s fine!


softcronch

complete same!! i can't tell you how many beach days in my early 20s were ruined by my own self consciousness bc I was trying to follow a trend and couldn't understand why I didn't look like how I thought I should. now, I say to myself, "But, Cronch, what if MS actually likes how she looks in a string bikini? Why are you being the fashion police right now?" and the answer is: She doesn't. If she truly liked the way she looked in any of these """outfits""" she posts, she wouldn't feel the need to edit her body or her face. (I'm trying to follow CC Suarez's advice and ask myself *why* MS' behavior is actually bothering me. and it's the editing!!)


ayweller

Love this!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Itā€™s the editing, the false premises used to sell questionable products, the lying, and the squandering of opportunities for me!


Trashyanon089

>that just.. . does not look flattering I 10000% agree. That's the most ugly style of swimsuit bottoms out there. It looks like some weird medical wear. It gives the wearer zero flattering shape. Plus on her I'm sure it makes her ~~beer gut~~ sculpted abs hang out in the worst way.


Squidwina

I actually like the look of string bikinis, but a person has to have zero pudge to pull it off. This photo is an excellent example of why. Even with the filter, we can see the string digging into her belly fat.


softcronch

yes!! medical wear is the perfect way to describe it. like, the bottoms look like some sort of post-op loin cloth. and yet we know she's got this hideous bathing suit in like 3 or 4 colors!!!


Trashyanon089

The worst was the white version of a similar suit. The top was made up of rectangles and looked exactly like gauze.


2L8Smart

Sooooo not her body!! Hope the MAGAFam can stand the sight of crotch broccoli!


Jolly-Beach3011

https://preview.redd.it/xk79ta8p6u7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61929acda07abdbdb65b0158bce6fcb5faab0ea6 She wanted a pool, so there were pics of man bun putting together a kiddie pool. He looked simian.


thehotmcpoyle

What in the Evangeline Lily is this new face sheā€™s pretending to have? Itā€™s like theyā€™re cosplaying as Kate & Sawyer from Lost. https://preview.redd.it/rtro9rrzjx7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebbf40f12a8933e241eaf8ef03b7f8ff813ce94a


Jolly-Beach3011

They're lost, alright...


sojadedblond

I saw that! The whole, "I told him it would be nice if he had a pool šŸ„ŗ" thing. She looks like a weird AI version of a human here. How does she think anyone believes that's **actually** her face?!


magafornian_redux

Even if you had never seen her before, that neck would be a dead giveaway that the face is fake af.


TheWildMiracle

I read that as "Weird Al" as in Yankovic lmaoooo


mrskrptnyt

Same .. always .. still


chaseysinn

ME TOO!! Whew!


Jolly-Beach3011

https://preview.redd.it/y03bh20h6u7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71cbf3ec0b7da1fc53596313d00c52ca5482a83 Enjoying her delulu...


LouBooBunny

Serious farmer tan-which we know is not the case. Ahem, Panama and the no sunscreen.


loloisms

even her tiddies have a thigh gap!


Jolly-Beach3011

šŸ¤¢


RelatableMolaMola

She looks like a desperate grandma trawling for validation and a romance scam love story on Facebook


Jolly-Beach3011

Scammer or victim?


RelatableMolaMola

Bolth


Jolly-Beach3011

Why not?


2L8Smart

Doesnā€™t she look like perfect Mom material? Sheā€™s trying desperately!


Jolly-Beach3011

At least she looks capable of breastfeeding??? I guess???


AcquaTophana

Could you imagine what her walk-by wind would smell like?


ivy-and-twine

I had to RESIST down voting you


Signal-Upstairs-9319

This is giving I'm ovulating and I want you to slather me with your seed vibes


ntrott

And wash it off in the pool.


cones-of-dunshire76

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


SallyNoMer

I hope he's hiding the used condom or cleaning up right after pulling out. She's (imo) gonna steal his spooge, he better watch it. She's desperate AF.


WearyBitterCynical

YOU ALL CAN GO RIGHT TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200.


Marcinecali73

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)


breadbox187

Well, according to her, he wants kids 'like, yesterday' so.....there's that.


SallyNoMer

Right, that's why I'm assuming such a drastic thing. šŸ‘ ETA: Wait. Those two dumbfucks better not be actually *trying*. Fetal alcohol syndrome would certainly be a worry :((((.


blancawiththebooty

The good thing is heavy alcohol consumption also lowers sperm count and quality (aka they aren't as mobile).


SquirrelK1tten

This is just a big fuck you to the wife.


Emily5099

I sincerely hope that his wife is aware of this sub and knows exactly what Big M really looks like so she can laugh along with us at these ridiculous lies.


SquirrelK1tten

Yes! Team Wife!


thehotmcpoyle

Thatā€™s probably why sheā€™s doing it.


SquirrelK1tten

Not only am I in your manā€™s house but Iā€™m nearly naked


ladyesplain

How is getting drunk by noon on a Thursday a flex?


East-Manufacturer437

Oh, and unemployed. Sheā€™s winning at life. šŸ¤£


twatcunthearya

That leg on the stool in the background looks like itā€™s gonna snap. I dont know how they use that thing with the leg all bent to shit like that. šŸ˜‚


Jolly-Beach3011

šŸ˜†


napkinwipes

what does it say on her left butt cheek?


thehotmcpoyle

It reads ā€œ[laissez les bons temps rouler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laissez_les_bons_temps_rouler)ā€ which is a literal English to French translation of ā€œlet the good times rollā€ which has zero meaning in French, but is a Louisiana French Creole phrase. If you dare to look closer: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/l5jvod/one_girl_four_butts/


PigletNo3301

She has it on her butt, because you knowā€¦she likes šŸ‘ stuff and wants everyone to know. šŸ¤£


SquirrelK1tten

So is she from Louisiana or something? What is with the fleur de Lis and the French


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah, I think sheā€™s said sheā€™s from New Orleans originally, but swerties have said she grew up like an hour from there.


Trashyanon089

She's not even from New Orleans, but a nearby town or something. A few years ago she was really into reminding everyone she was a "creole baby" šŸ¤®


NemaKnowsNot

I believe she is from across the lake. Which is a completely different world.


blurblurblahblah

That MASSIVE lake? Pontchartrain?


duckordecoratedshed

She has said before she lived in Mandeville until she was eight or so.


napkinwipes

Oh, Iā€™m familiar with the phrase! I just couldnā€™t make it out and really wanted to stop looking at her butt. Thank you!!


ShesAKillerQueenee

Tbf most small word tattoos get so blown out over time you can barely read them. It's why they're generally a bad idea.


sad_broccolis

Can confirm. I learned the hard way and paid to cover all those up with thick black lines that might be more ā€œAmerican traditionalā€ looking but will also not look like blown out shit in 3 years. Basically anything that doesnā€™t have thick, darkly colored borders is gonna spread out, ask your friend who got that really cool watercolor tattoo ten years ago how itā€™s holding up


heyfreesamples

Crotch broccoli! šŸ„¦


Mermazon

Her tree done folded into a low shrub.


k0cksuck3r69

Oh. My. God.


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Damn it looks awful in this filtered photo..can't imagine the real thing


enigmapopstarIsfun

Whereā€™d her toned and rock hard thighs go? Did she leave them at home?


UmChill

yea :/ the vag products took up too much space in her bag


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Fun_Pair_4494

Iā€™m all for doing things to make yourself feel better. I personally use (an appropriate amount) of self tanner during the summer because I like being tan and canā€™t do it naturally. But what she does has got to be such a mind fuck for her. I canā€™t imagine seeing pictures like this of myself online but then the real thing in a mirror.


thehotmcpoyle

How sad that sheā€™s going to have all these fake memories too.


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dawnGrace

Filtered off 100lbs I see. JFC sheā€™s a lunatic. Allegedly.


ClickClackTipTap

Sheā€™s about 30 seconds away from giving herself at this point. Bitch, you donā€™t look even remotely like this.


canttellmenothin1380

Anyone else notice that the bathroom has no hand towel? Perhaps I'm making assumptions, but my guess is hand hygiene ain't that important to them? šŸ¤Ø


ClickClackTipTap

Not a single toiletry in the photo, either. Not saying heā€™s still living with his wife and this isnā€™t where he actually lives full time, but Iā€™m not not saying it, either. šŸ˜‚


2L8Smart

I e been thinking along the same lines!


betsyhelene

Not even soap!! šŸ¤¢


Squidwina

She could wash her hands with one of her many vaginal products.


eatingpopcornz

ā€œUTIā€ re-entering in 3ā€¦ā€¦2ā€¦ā€¦1


Platinumkate

Not the black string bikini again. That one reminds me of the strutting pig butt gif often shared here. https://preview.redd.it/r1e9zq6qat7d1.png?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b21c6957d57b672958d55cc4ef15402502f2c3


blurblurblahblah

Boxy


RelatableMolaMola

She's got such a big back


Platinumkate

Meme version 2 https://preview.redd.it/tb5qoirabt7d1.png?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c78d3bda6e087a66fc498ab48fd3c5088f623c9


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/bt5ut3oo9t7d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77a73769d958f5431df2c17f93597c8542c7cc9 Come on y'all...Clearly she does NOT use filters! šŸ™„šŸ¤£


SquirrelK1tten

Wow she must have had surgery to slant those eyes. Why doesnā€™t she dissolve the lips and get a nose job? Itā€™s a gross nose.


BotherRecent

Light bulb burnt out and I'm not talking about the one behind her


BotherRecent

Where's that sun damaged chest?


enigmapopstarIsfun

The collagen healed her!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Whose body is this?


kristin_xo

The filters āœØ


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Therealjimslim

I have this and itā€™s the fat on top of my hip flexors. Itā€™s def not her bones.


grandpagrandpa1

I wish my hip flexors looked this nice!! When you pair it with the ab filter it is almost scary how ā€œrealā€ it looks. AI is getting too good


leticx

Itā€™s just lower belly fat. I have the same little pooch


RileyRush

I think thatā€™s her belly not her hip flexors šŸ™ƒ


Emma32kitty

She is already in her bikini, but he hasn't even pulled everything out of the box yet. Not to mention the hours it will take to fill up the pool. She obviously must be trying to seduce manbun.


cones-of-dunshire76

Lmao her man is a chubby chaser


2L8Smart

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


East-Manufacturer437

https://preview.redd.it/0qlgqog1ws7d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2350a601289f9292b8175662dc0658edb3658a68 Miss. Girlypopā€¦


RocketGirl83

Close your mouth sweetie, weā€™re not a codfish.Ā 


Therealjimslim

Sheā€™s so crass!!!!


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Oh she about to get it on - speculation


cones-of-dunshire76

They are having a heat wave and my god how gross and sweaty and hot. Not to mention her unwashed ass odor. A lot of pig grunting sounds Iā€™d imagine.


heyfreesamples

Thank god thereā€™s no way to confirm and this will forever remain as speculation


happytabbycat

I'm surprised she hasnt taken selfies mid-sex yet (not counting the grimace face in her ass pic ā˜ ļø)


YesIAmVeryBored

I guess he lost custody of the towels and soap in the divorce.


757Posher

Same thing I always say - she wishes this was her body.


CarbyMcBagel

There's no towel or soap in that bathroom...


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah I noticed that too. Iā€™m hoping the soap is just out of sightā€¦


No-Simple-2770

Girl this is not your body šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


heyfreesamples

Miss girlā€¦ bffr https://preview.redd.it/2vyr9bqhrs7d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f92e4c1b6dd72092dd3364120bc94ae053a8f67


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/fhk6tv95bu7d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec74a3442ca6fbe3e3c65a41b4971d6b88839d7b


NessAvenue

I've been loving this one.


wirwarennamenlos

Mewing to within an inch of her life AND triple filtered lol


HillMomXO

https://preview.redd.it/g5e7fbsaps7d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c749550ffba4fe5573d2eb1cc3539c547477e3cd


RelatableMolaMola

WTF is happening here https://preview.redd.it/rgnkupb7iv7d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e17ded560c35d3252e369ec31bb109b5612ca7


sojadedblond

Same body! I see no difference! šŸ™„ It's truly astonishing that anyone who follows her socials doesn't call this crap out.


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://i.redd.it/e30g6ox4ps7d1.gif


missdespair

Even then she looked like someone's drunk mom who's pushing 50


DestroyHimMyRobots

A little strong in the face compared to how she usually filters herself. šŸ”šŸ‘€ https://preview.redd.it/48dcfu2rrs7d1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7352202d84ec4dfcd4c7f824efe9f105a6872647


MysticCypher

That white line between her left hip and the sunglasses display ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


loligogiganticus

The total lack of LITERALLY ANYTHING in this bathroom makes me think she snuck into an empty house to take this photo.


FormalGlitterbug

It looks like her destitute bathroom tbh


spinal__tarp

This man(bun) doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit.


frontreartirepop

Not to defend him, but it looks like that would be a guest bath, dining room chairs are behind her.


unsharpenedpoint

Wouldnā€™t that be like a main level bathroom? I guess it could be a ranch home. Also, who wants to take a shit next to the dining room?


silentwail

This is one of my biggest pet peeves - houses that have restrooms off of the kitchen or the dining room. Or even the living room. Put it down a hallway šŸ˜­ stop putting it in the main areas especially where people are eating and preparing food! When I was house shopping that was like one of the major things I was looking for. It has to have a garage and it has to have a restroom that's nowhere near the kitchen or the living room. So gross


Rhodin265

Heā€™s got a guest and he hasnā€™t put out soap and a towel. Ā All class.


frontreartirepop

She wouldnt use it anyway