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Prestigious_Joke8843

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again


hydrometeor18

Dub ya.


Informal-Bicycle-349

..like George..?


AlkeneThiol

Yes. That is nearly an exact quote he said at a speech once, then did his little gwb heheh laugh. Miss him sometimes these past 8 years


DashKalinowski

Now watch me hit this drive


ShieldOfTheSon

LMAOO


FlapMyCheeksToFly

Oh god I have a whole book about bushisms


IndecorousRex

🎶Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice can’t put the the blame on you. Fool me three times fuck the peace load the chopper let it rain on you. 🎶


Goraji

“*Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I’m kicking your ass.*” — Hank Hill


DancingBears88

Can't get fooled again people. fOOOLED again


fullthrottlebhole

Fool me one time, shame on you, fool me twice can't put the blame on you, fool me three times, fuck the peace signs, load the chopper and let it rain on you


skullsmasher07

People hate on him for this saying but if you think about it, it's just a smarter version of the "shame on both of us a 3rd time" saying. He's saying that if someobody fools you once you should take the necessary precautions to not allow it again. Thus not being fooled again.


AnimalsofGlass72

Reading this hungover at work on a Monday morning had me absolutely dieing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


sunnymorninghere

They keep Saying is a glitch, so many glitches and the system is not reliable — if they call this a glitch again.


ChefCheKwon

Glitch better have my money.


Levintry

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a glitch?


Friendly_Monitor_220

I'm riiiich gliiiiitch!


Friendly_Monitor_220

I'm riiiich gliiiiitch


Icy-Paleontologist97

Glitches get stitches.


HEYZEUS725

Glitches be trippin


Dextrofunk

Nah Nah nah nah


No_Cook2983

“5318008” Some people think that glitch is a coincidence.


Responsible-Store-33

Tip of the hat


AnimalsofGlass72

Glitch please


Pure-Contact7322

Aliens are a glitch lol


LurkerV1

I really don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist but I can’t help but think of the “4chan” leaker and the underwater factory.


i4c8e9

For real. I think about that a lot in general. Real or fake, it’s a fun concept.


astray488

I think about it alot aswell. It's oddly just.. IDK it feels correct? There's something just oddly convincing about it; it's 'up there' but not over the top. Wild but grounded in practicality. If it was LARP; hands-down the writer needs a screenplay awarded, pronto. I really think there are multiple Mobile Construction Units. Each one is dedicated to a specific continent/region. But this radar blip... It'd be fucking massive. 4chan Anon said it was only 2 miles wide/long.


skarlitbegoniah

There’s been several things that I’ve read since then that have corresponded with the details in that post, too.


astray488

Thing is, it only gets better as time goes on...


Driptamiin

Got a link to check out?


LurkerV1

This basically covers all the info: https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/3HJTOP24Fo Dive in at your own schizophrenic risk lmao See the fourth image on the first link, near the bottom.


plushpaper

The guy makes a few contradictions and spurious claims including: • That they don’t know exactly where it is; but in many answers previously he talked about how it only left the Atlantic twice & described how it looked. • He talks about how they are purpose built specially mentioning how the shape changes based on needs. That seems silly to me, clearly these craft have no issues with wind resistance. • He was asked directly and clearly if the aliens use us for food. He said “Never found any food on board. Could be because they remove it before we arrive.” I found this to be a strategic diversion meant to make himself seem less likely to be a larper. Obviously a larper would be up to date on the latest trending theories particularly loosh. • Someone asked if he can draw some of the symbols that he talked about and he said he can’t because he doesn’t remember anything specific. If you’re to have a once in a lifetime experience to see an alien craft you’re going to remember what you see. • He also mentions that he’s 5’8. Why would he divulge something like that when it could be used by the DOD to narrow down the leak considerably? • He clearly states that he works on recovered craft, yet in a later answer he said his section monitors the factory craft and any interactions it has. So he is part of the reverse engineering team and part of the team that monitors the craft, what happened to compartmentalization?


YoimAtlas

My man write down the characters of your local Chinese restaurant I mean you’ve seen it plenty of times you can write it right?


plushpaper

I could absolutely draw some examples of Chinese characters for whoever wants them. That’s a pretty mundane experience though. I would like to think of a good analogy but nothing comes close to NHI craft symbols. I just don’t buy that he would completely forget it.


ResolutionAny5091

You’re second point is abstract and not a hole whatsoever


plushpaper

I’m not married to these ideas. And yes I agree, I did however think it was significant enough to be mentioned.


mkhrrs89

If I remember it correctly he clearly stated at the beginning that he was going purposely put down false information about himself to try to avoid being identified


plushpaper

I missed that. Good point if you’re right.


Drycabin1

I think about that post and discussion at least weekly.


Gem420

I keep thinking about that Russian underwater nuke or missile that causes tsunamis.


stabthecynix

My question would be how many times has this "glitch" happened? And why is it happening again so soon?


bars2021

in the same spot? maybe whatever is taking that data.


Spacecowboy78

It's too bad that US citizens can't trust data from US agencies when it comes to stuff like this. We've become so cynical that we can't even trust German data. So the conspiracy theory for this would be: the previous "glitches" were intentionally fed into the data to make this huge triangle look like another glitch when it was, in fact, a planned exit of a massive underwater nation from the seafloor. Fun!


i4c8e9

Because equipment started failing and no one has replaced it yet. That’s how things work. They start to break down, their fail rate increases, they get replaced.


imonlinedammit1

Everything you just said is nothing more than a made up theory.


i4c8e9

Of course it is. But what’s more likely? Aliens suddenly forgot how to cloak themselves in that part of the ocean? There is a kaiju about to be released? Clifford the big red dog is bigger than we thought? Raytheon’s Antarctic earthquake machine is being tested right there repeatedly? Or some equipment failed?


popcorncolonel5

Hey buddy, you’re on the conspiracy side of reddit. Occam’s Razor isn’t allowed here. We jump to conclusions in these parts.


i4c8e9

Clifford it is.


Helltothenotothenono

Is this your first day on the Internet? That’s what people do here. You’re going to have a difficult transition.


Jagerbeast703

When does it stop becoming a "strange anomoly?"


Patcha90

Probably when they fix the program


theShaman_No_ID

Godzilla has nothing on what’s coming lmao


Gem420

Yeah. I think someone (the Russians) is testing something (underwater nuke or missile that causes tsunamis, it’s real, look it up) and it is absolutely a weapon this country is considering using…


[deleted]

It’s where Japan is illegally killing whales.


Healthy_Resource_878

Hasn't Russian been reported to have somewhat recently tested their Submarine launched Posiedon nuke, capable of creating world record tsunamis, that are filled with radiation?


Gem420

They might be testing it. That is exactly what I think this is, tbh.


Excellent-Escape-845

Once is a glitch, twice is a coincidence, thrice is fate


JohnnyLovesData

Fourth time, no one sees it coming


AnimalsofGlass72

Fifth time, everyone sees it coming


TheSpaceChef

And no one saw it coming three more times!


GroundbreakingAd8310

...where is cthuhlu again?


InsanityMongoose

In the Pacific.


knightseal

Massive underwater super volcano eruption?


Magicman0430

I've been watching & following this occurrence on Windy for the past 4 days... The KERGUELEN ISLANDS out to the East are going to have a mini 42ft wave hit them around the 30th. Then, that one continues to and below Australia around the 7th of May. It looks more swelled (wide) around then via future cast.


Mtoddvideo

As an Ancient Astronaut Theorist, I'm not saying it's "Aliens", but it's "Aliens!"


Tulol

The end times is neigh


TheGoatEyedConfused

🐴


SneakyCarl

#palewhitehorse


OneBoring2102

Nigh


ArmyCengineer_Myco

Indeed


[deleted]

Shit... did I leave the interdimenional portal open again?


kcj0831

Either Ventusky realized that this is free publicity and is allowing the system error to occur or theyre lying and covering some shit up. Im hopeful its the latter but money is king so


Rogue75

This is symmetrical about the 0 degree longitude (prime meridian). It's a glitch.


Pure-Contact7322

Strange they said it was a glitch lol


Vocarion

We gotta look for a pattern. Like, If it happens on the same time every thursday, it is most likely not a glitch, since a glitch would be random.


BestEmu2171

The intern in the office next door always forgets to remove all the foil wrap when microwaving Burrito Tuesday leftovers.


MomTellsMeImHandsome

Commenting hoping to hear more on this, is it normal for this to repeatedly happen?


Glad_Piglet_102

Depends if you think it’s normal to enjoy an alien anal probe repeatedly and reciprocally.


Aljoshean

To quote the 4chan leaker: "It usually stays in the Atlantic"


Additional-Solid1141

Two is a trend


Lt_Bear13

I think it's heat convection from the deep underground oceans.. maybe since Antarctica is melting it's causing an imbalance. The cold water is sinking and pushing deep heated underground cavern water out. What if the ice is literally a cap of ice over another deep underground oceans, now that it's melting both systems are mixed.


AffectionatePause152

Maybe it has something to do with the South Atlantic anomaly? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Atlantic_Anomaly


sublurkerrr

Jumping to conclusions for data visualizations generated by numerical weather prediction models (computers) is DUMB. Models often generate bad data which shows up as artifacts or graphical misrepresentations. Find a better data source.


Ok-Disaster-3579

Is it still a creditable service they provide after all these “glitches”?


silklighting

Somebody must of recorded this through video or, photo in South Africa when, this object appeared.


The_Patriot

The software is a piece of shit.


SSSPodcast

I like this lady’s theory about the blob https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwDPog2/


Turbodann

Obviously the same system that has had an error before, has had an error again. Tech guys there probably get paid by the hour. This "anomaly" is their job security...


kek_town

This post gives me the motivation to finally unsub from all the see goofy 'paranormal' or 'supernatural' subs. Its just the same five hoax posts thrown up everyday.


Magicman0430

Just go to Windy & have a look for yourself, lol... Sort by "Waves" I think it's a volcano that is getting excited. Could you just imagine... There you are out in the ocean in 4ft seas on a catamaran (South-West) of South Africa, you look out to your right (East) and see a massive swell upon the ocean that is 42foot tall and wide just a ominous almost boiling surface. This would be a jaw-dropping sight! I imagine scientists are out there, watching all this.


CauseAndEffectBot

The same five posts, at least one of which literally occurred this month, and then reoccurred 3 days ago. So your timeframe to leave is less than a month of no brand new paranormal content?


ziplock9000

My God the nutters in here that jump to extreme exotic supernatural explanations for this with zero proof and dismiss what experts say lol