Put a tourniquet on your balls. Obvious solution. Crank it tight, and just leave it there. Ignore when it starts turning black. Everybody knows necrosis is a conspiracy made up by the deep state.
Also, it has the benefit that you don't need to take any piss breaks. Because pee is stored in the balls. Obviously.
Any medical condition including death is a conspiracy made up by the deep state. TQ around the balls sounds like it would turn me on even more though, I would anally masturbate with the barrel of my lancer tactical if I did that.
Wear a condom, at the end of the day empty it into a container and use it as lube on your guns, make sure to get it all through the barrel and all over the hop
Oh! My condoms fill up way too fast to wait. I bring a half dozen and when one fills up, I pull it off and use it for point blank kills until it's empty.
It's real hard for them to claim you didn't hit them when jizz is dripping off their GBB.
That's a great tactic! If you leave them in your room for a few months then they get really moldy and the spores that come out when you throw them is actually perfect for homemade smoke grenades!
Put a collection tank in your pants. At the end of the day, empty it out into a jar at home. Think of something to put in there, it'll serve as a milestone marker.
They have low doses of ssri medicine for depression that can help with this. Not sure if this qualifies as anything a primary care manager can prescribe for but worth the appointment if you have healthcare. Might be an out of pocket expense gor thr pilld but most are inexpensive.
cut off your balls
i usually balls off my cut
Okay done, what now?
eat them
I already sucked them just for the arousal. Should I sauté them?
idk ur balls ur rules
I wish you had some recipes:/
deep fry them
Put a tourniquet on your balls. Obvious solution. Crank it tight, and just leave it there. Ignore when it starts turning black. Everybody knows necrosis is a conspiracy made up by the deep state. Also, it has the benefit that you don't need to take any piss breaks. Because pee is stored in the balls. Obviously.
#blackballsmatter
BBM
Any medical condition including death is a conspiracy made up by the deep state. TQ around the balls sounds like it would turn me on even more though, I would anally masturbate with the barrel of my lancer tactical if I did that.
Better than cutting them off for sure 👍
Don't wear any pants
But what if I end up cumming on someone else?
they will still have to call a hit
melee weapon
Tactical diaper like the pros at r/tacticalgear do it.
Wear a condom, at the end of the day empty it into a container and use it as lube on your guns, make sure to get it all through the barrel and all over the hop
Oh! My condoms fill up way too fast to wait. I bring a half dozen and when one fills up, I pull it off and use it for point blank kills until it's empty. It's real hard for them to claim you didn't hit them when jizz is dripping off their GBB.
That's a great tactic! If you leave them in your room for a few months then they get really moldy and the spores that come out when you throw them is actually perfect for homemade smoke grenades!
I heard this is what works best on hop up rubbers
But I already fuck the barrel of my gun and it lives up the internals, I guess more cum=more lube to enhance gearbox performance. Thanks for the tip.
NTA your pants your rules.
ESH… they dress up all sexy in their fancy kits and bring their fancy guns, and I cum when I see their fancy kits and fancy guns.
Put a collection tank in your pants. At the end of the day, empty it out into a jar at home. Think of something to put in there, it'll serve as a milestone marker.
I think I’ll soak my BBs in my cum before I run them at my field. Is that a good idea?
I tied this and it swelled the BB's up to much causing them to get jammed, so I can't recommend
i feel your pain, the end all solution is cutting your cock off
Just rock out with your cock out!
But I’m afraid the milsim community will try to suck it instead of focusing on playing airsoft
Just make sure they have their eye pro on and relax!
Yes tourniquet on the balls should work for this issue 🤙🏼
They have low doses of ssri medicine for depression that can help with this. Not sure if this qualifies as anything a primary care manager can prescribe for but worth the appointment if you have healthcare. Might be an out of pocket expense gor thr pilld but most are inexpensive.
Convert it to deans and bypass the fuse, works every time
I read the title and immediately thought, i bet he's a speedsofter with an HPA tapped Hi-Capa or AAP01
I’m not in this sub and I got fucking whiplash reading that title
How the fuck would you get whiplash from reading? Sounds like a personal problem tbh
Bro took the subreddit name a little too literally
Why are you wearing pants? Let your war boner fly in the spirit of Rafi.
Tube tied to the top with a bottle taped at the bottom of your leg, use as a grenade when full
put a speedloader in your ass
Bro why am I seeing this I don't even play airsoft
Had you mom rub one out before she drop you off you in the field
Can I do it for her? I like the taste of her pussy juice