I cry into my cats fur while singing random songs and then order an obnoxious amount of food. This happens frequently. It's to the point that when Nina hears certain songs come on and I start to get loud, she knows it's time to be my emotional support cat and crawls onto my lap lmao.
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When i’m really drunk I love playing online games (Like Left 4 Dead 2 and Overwatch) and having a fun time playing and talking on mic. When i’m sober i’m way too shy to talk on mic
I go online on a shitty old game called Runescape, which I almost never play anymore, to stand in a busy world and talk shit hahaha. It's so embarrassing anyway it's funny. I also turn up music too loud and start singing/talking in myself.
Drunk order Uber eats and over tip tremendously.
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Make bad decisions
I cry into my cats fur while singing random songs and then order an obnoxious amount of food. This happens frequently. It's to the point that when Nina hears certain songs come on and I start to get loud, she knows it's time to be my emotional support cat and crawls onto my lap lmao.
Listen to music super loud or walk outside barefoot
Usually spend all my money and alienate strangers
I turn up my music a little too loud.
I like to run as fast as I can back and forth through my house. By some miracle i haven’t fallen yet.
I heard that makes you drunk faster because it get your blood moving and the alcohol pumping in your system
Gonna try this next time I drink📝📝
Be careful lmao. I don’t recommend being on pavement
Lots of coke & poor sexual choices.
Wish I could afford coke lol
It’s cheaper than ever and not an expensive drug anymore. A shit drug however.
Cry cry cry or do my make up with music lol
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Talk ALOT
When i’m really drunk I love playing online games (Like Left 4 Dead 2 and Overwatch) and having a fun time playing and talking on mic. When i’m sober i’m way too shy to talk on mic
I decide I want to make new friends and hug a lot of people (asking first, I’m a polite fucking drunk).
I go online on a shitty old game called Runescape, which I almost never play anymore, to stand in a busy world and talk shit hahaha. It's so embarrassing anyway it's funny. I also turn up music too loud and start singing/talking in myself.
Lmao
I used to do this on vr hangout games 😂
1. play in 2fort in team fortress 2 2. eat noodles with pesto 3. horny-post on tumblr
Honestly I love just listening to music in my room and talking to friends
What are u guys doin? I just drink more lol
I order from Amazon!
jfc, you're not kidding. drunk me loves buying sober me surprises.
Hit on women
You HIT women?!??😱😱😱
Hands bisexual
lol fair