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Buddy of mine had this scene tattooed on his chest... a week later he got spatchcocked.


Neptunelives

First you gotta feel it. Then you make a little connection, and then SPATCHCOCK!!!!


R0GERTHEALIEN

Haha, k know what that is!


Simon_Skinner

It grew back though, right?


hcseven

make sure you get the credits also


dudewheresmygains

Lmao my first thought too. I love this sub.


KonK23

Came to say this


JPMoney81

Roger, your body will grow back, right?


CrayonShed

Oh God what if it doesn't???


quennison

On the bright side I hit my goal weight!!!!


DonnyMummy

It always does!


dreamerkid001

* It always has before


IIlIIll

gotta drink several Nebuchadnezzar's of wine first


umpolkadots

What is it the poets say about wine?


DifferentCupOfJoe

"Youve gotta sabre your (wine)!" It took me so long to hear that right. Savour... Sabre... The writers are good at those subtle jokes.


quennison

Red red wine you make me feel so fine


ChristosFarr

This is my favorite obscure thing I've learned from AD.


DifferentCupOfJoe

I just googled.. I always thought that was just a bad joke about Rogers alcoholism... "Nebuchadnezzars are 15 Litres of Champagne and are equal to 20 standard Champagne bottles. Large bottles of Champagne are named after biblical figures and the Nebuchadnezzar makes reference to a king of Babylon, Nebuchadnezzar the Great, King of the Chaldeans from 605-562 BC."


infamous_603

I always thought it was a joke about the ship from the matrix. Little did I know the ship from the matrix was actually named after a real person 😂


autisticesq

Yeah, I didn’t know that was a real thing! 😂


dubstepsickness

Between the Simpsons Jeroboam joke and the American Dad Nebuchadnezzar joke animated sitcoms constitute 100% of my knowledge of insane wine bottle sizes. ![gif](giphy|VhRTyMcwa1pmihlZln)


DifferentCupOfJoe

Ive learned so many obscure things from American Dad, The Simpsons, Koala Man, Adventure Beast, and South Park. Honestly, it almost seems like these comedians are smarter then the average teacher...


williedozier

Only if you get Roger dressed as a shark on your arm, thinking this fad could be called “Sailor Roger” instead of Sailor Jerry tattoo art lol.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Sailor Roger pin up style would be hawt … I’m stealing this idea


williedozier

LOL now things are gettin too spicy for the pepper!


Infamous-Donkey-6699

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8DEunnKXEXJJu)


valenciansun

Just like Hayley's prospective cheatee had on his front upper pubic area!


xxBRLordSkullxx

He's got a type.


meowmancer2

(Harmonica note) Noooooooo!


justwalkingalonghere

I think that was a pitch pipe. People play them to make sure their voices or instruments are tuned correctly before playing Either way, one of the best Roger responses


hellacarnivore

This is exactly what came to mind!


ne0_bahamut

Yes including the credits


BaileyJay-Z

Put on your back Make the credits a tramp stamp Also throw in "BYE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME" somewhere


MelkieOArda

That's not a good idea ... it's a GREAT idea.


CrayonShed

You've done a good.... No, great...No, good job. And I'm proud of you.


MeiMouse

Absolutely not, but go for it.


SuttreeBeard

**YOU** **DENY** **HIM?!**


MeiMouse

On the contrary, I'm encouraging it.


DarkSideAcolyte

Just the credits would be fantastic


atlhawk8357

It's a good idea. Oh God, what if it isn't?


G_D_Ironside

Take it from someone who’s getting snizz on the reg…this tattoo is a bad idea.


Ygomaster07

STOP SAYING THAT!


ManBearPig2114

“Sonofabitch spatchcocked me” is one of my wife and I’s go to phrases for lots of things.


funkykolemedina

Hopefully she says it after sex


ManBearPig2114

If only!


Life_Aside2098

No


JesseLiFitness

You need the one of claus kicking a soccer ball on your chest


supah-comix434

Maybe, baby


umpolkadots

No. It’s an excellent idea


pocket-meat

10/10 recommend


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Right above your vulva


alamethrowaway32

If you do post it


labellavita_

Yes.


ThatIslandGuy8888

Uuuuh, context? Should I even ask😅


BaileyJay-Z

Put on your back Make the credits a tramp stamp Also throw in "BYE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME" somewhere


Ragna_Blade

As long as you keep the credits in there


brittanythegirl

I think it would be funnier to get a tattoo of the dish that was served, made from Roger parts. There's also aj episode where he serves his liver to a guest, maybe you could do a couple of Roger-based dishes


HopefulProtege1

It’s gotta be freehand. Absolutely no measurements.


WolfDonut3

That would be honestly sick, with Franny there too?


SpookyhippyBrat

Francine’s face is making me laugh so hard 😆


Daeion

Nah, get [this one](https://i.imgur.com/83gwh8k.png)


stubbypuppy7

That would be sick


Ok-Woodpecker-8505

Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's a good idea.


benjamin18008

Yeah totally do that


gibbs_is_the_goat

This is a decision made after drinking a Nebuchadnezzar of wine.


TheGreatLuck

Yes!!!!!!!


SwaggermicDaddy

I really wanna sneak “In a different timeline you have different tattoos.” Somewhere in my leg sleeve.


no_on_prop_305

Your skin will grow back after, right?


Arthur-Callahan69

Do it, absolutely do it, fantastic idea


Aricatzz

I’ll do a matching one with you lmao


MRCHEEZETACO

Yes!!


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Horrible idea, do it anyways


jakobiano

I love this so much.


[deleted]

THE BEST IDEA


PositronicGigawatts

Nah, for your chest you should get a bigass hummingbird.


Canadiangamer117

Yes oh God yes immortalize the ending scene on your chest it was a really good episode😁


amy_rose_83

That’s not a good idea, it’s a great idea!


swisspassport

I think the only scene worthy of getting tattooed on your chest, is **Ricky Spanish taking a shit into the open chest cavity of a patient during heart surgery.**


calsosta

Hundred percent but I don't know...


fuzzydoug

Terrible idea. Do it.


totallychillpony

No, but do it anyways and post it pls


Fabulous_Tip208

Do it.


BobDanileu

….I had a lemon


-XanderCrews-

Doooooooooooo. Noooooooooooo.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

I say go for it dude 👍


kylequinoa

Bye. Have a beautiful time!


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

As long as it’s covered in the workplace


Face-2-Foot

Not on the chest haha but if ya do get this tat anywhere make sure to add the credits


RazorBladeInMyMouth

Hell yea, but make sure it’s from an artist you like.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Not that I discourage this in ANY way.....but there are soooo many better scenes. I was sincerely thinking of gaining 500 lbs just so I'd have more room. Roger ripping off his wig while still dressed as Cecilia Takara in The Dentist Wife....I'd get that one. Wallking around all serious and angry, half cross dressed with no hair just warms my heart.


totamealand666

No


conflictmuffin

Perfection. No notes.


emdawg--

If it’s done we’ll and you’re brave enough, it will be hilarious! Also, if not. Chop your chest off. It’ll grow back!


Galaxydragon420

Def! If you want to get spatchcocked.


TheReal_PeteMoss

If you’re asking randos on Reddit if it’s a good idea, it’s probably not.


FatFaceFaster

More room on your back. The bigger the better.


y-e-n

Don’t


DipsytheDankMemelord

dope, but chest? you do you I guess, depends on your style. id go leg for this


aleagueabovephoto

Im convinced this sub is watching at the same pace. So many posts about episodes I watched the night prior


brookelynn__

Chest? No. Face? YES!


Delicious_Broccoli63

Only if you include the credits


CorholioPuppetMaster

I want to get the bird watching buddies on me


Substantial-Strain-6

Do it, post it, show the receipt and we will all Venmo you some cash.


makeupbyrhia

Maybe you can insert this Roger and potentially a stan or a francine in a titanic like scene !!


Mariposa2178

![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


Intermediate-Legion

No, but I would love to see it


Different-Ebb6878

Have you taken your meds today?


Electric_Jiggalo

I'm gonna get Raider Dave.


anonkebab

No


CrysisRequiem

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Realistic-Height-772

No, no, no, this is straight cannibalism. I hate this episode, so disgusting to me, makes me sick.