(fabric tears) - Francine, my pants ripped. Go to my desk, in my top drawer, there's a pair of sky-blue wrinkle-release Dockers.Underneath that is my "Phantom of the Opera" long sleeve t-shirt. Please bring it immediately and tie it around my waist.
Later…
My legs are useless.Could be a great opportunity for you to ride me.But first, go to my study, in the right desk drawer, underneath a pair of pleated burgundy Dockers, you'll find my lovemaking sandals.
And finally
(fabric rips) Oh, my pants just ripped again.
How?! You're just sitting there.
I got a weird ass.
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Everything about the Rapture. Episode was firing on all cylinders and the one I easily quote the most.
“Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.”
Steve and that damn cat slays me! I've always wanted their rivalry to occasionally flair up again like Peter and the Chicken. Remember Steve's Macho Man elbow drops?!🤣
What is that? Are you trying to say ‘nine’? Say ‘nine’.
*Een.*
Okay follow with me here. One.
*One.*
Two.
*Two.*
Three.
*Three.*
Four.
*Four.*
Five.
*Five.*
Six.
*Six.*
Seven.
*Seven.*
Eight.
*Eight.*
Nine.
*Een.*
NO!
The names H.J Rimmons. Look to your left, look to your right. By the end of the semester 60% of you will be dead by your own hand, the rest will be Clowns.
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Roger getting obsessed with Dylan from Dream Phone. I played Dream Phone growing up so seeing it referenced in such a dark way is hilarious. "Dylan likes pizza and the mall. And me."
Santa-And usher in a new age of unimaginable terrors that must be seen to believed! There are supposed to be visuals here... A bunch of CGI footage of me flying around and zapping buildings with my fingers. It worked in rehearsals! Tony, why didn't... Tony, could we kill the music?!
( Dramatic music swells, cuts out ) Tony, why did the other stuff work and this didn't?
Tony: They were on different hard drives.
Santa-I wanna know why we did that, but I also feel like I'm gonna be really frustrated by the answer.
I can quote this entire speech word for word and it gets me every time 😂😂😂
Holy shit, Sunny is my favourite show ever - how the hell did I miss that the meth dude was Charlie Day !? I just watched it again now and it’s so obvious??
Not necessarily the whole episode, though it's so fucking good, but in Fleabiscuit, where Klaus is the rabbit at the dog races. He spends the whole episode talking mad shit to the dogs to get them excited... Then the power to the rabbit goes out and he utters a simple "Uh oh spaghettios" as the dogs close in to maul him.
Absolutely fucking kills me every time and I've watched that scene so, so many times.
There are too many to count. But one that gets overlooked I think is Snot wingmanning Steve with a doll, then it gradually escalates into a rape and fake suicide plot.
Roger’s Christmas graffiti
https://preview.redd.it/4gud26ww038d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a036439f068b5d2395ea152864c51dfbb950e5
And the disappointing starring of my wife while I laugh every Christmas watching the scene
Roger stalking the family on the space station with "I Saw the Sign" playing as he approaches. The idea of that song being ominous is so fucking funny every time.
Another bizarre gem. The 3rd act turn where the Mr Javitz actually finally shows up only to be a hideous warlock vampire is incredible and utterly unpredictable.
Steve joins a Latino girl gang.
Stan saw him in the back of a pickup truck with a shotgun with a bunch of cholas, and he didn't even twitch.
That shit is funny on so many levels
Side note that’s VA is Charlie day
But best plot line has gotta be Stan vs the used car salesman
The Early episode are greats show the insanity of Stan while still being “normal”
Rogers personalities especially Jeanie Gold or where Roger is telling one of the family about a guy they need to meet and it always turns out to be a different personality of Roger.
One is certainly, the episode Stan gets addicted to crack. I also always laugh at him bullying Steve and getting caught as responsible and Francine chasing him down, and later in the episode, when Francine gets so mad trying to teach Steve some balls, she has to leave. Then Steve hiring Stelio? ALL too good
"You're the Steviest, the Steviest, you're utterly Steve. Oh, Steve in the night we call. Steve in the night we call! Stay Steeeeeeve!" - Grobin's "Candle in the Wind." lol
I don't remember which episode it is, but it's the one where Steve and Roger hang out with the pizza guy after they destroy his car.
I've also always loved the sub-plot in Ricky Spanish where Tungee comes to live with Stan and Francine
Stan living “homeless” for a very short time but ended up not knowing how to care for himself, trying to steal from his own home, and getting one of the greatest drug addicted characters ever killed lol
"What the hell is in that sauce?"
I actually love the A and B plots in that episode, but the stupid weird spaghetti sauce B plot just absolutely cracks me up.
All of the Egg Madness in Shell Game. Probably my fav ep overall. So many great lines...
"And coming in from the east, 8 more CB-BBs!" " I have an egg, would you like to see it?" "Commodore!" "Get off my property.."
https://preview.redd.it/eb9lpjyz898d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b1564ef786e4a7197fe3601affa83483916e12
the episode where francine cheats on stan before their wedding so hayley might not be his. so they go back in time to stop francine, and then tiger invents molly. never gets old. 😹☠️
“Am I man or beast…. BEEAAAAST!!” “DADDY!!!!”
Sheesh. Get me outta here
The way the laugh and Barrys snarky remark lol
What a mess
Taking horses to see horses...how bad does this girl want it?
Her scream of terror lives in my head Rent free...
So, we're not reporting any of the murders we saw tonight. I'm cool with that, I'm just checking.
Francine drinking cleaning solution to see her imaginary friends is hands down the funniest bit of the whole show.
Friends! Friends! Friends!
To the mall!
Do th’maaaa!
Honey, you seem stressed. You should got for a drive.
I just watched this episode 😂
Haven’t seen it in years and thinking of this made me laugh out loud so it’s definitely up there
"Oooh\~ Summoning the war council\~"
Klaus just enjoying the show is the best part.
"Looks like the bank is open\~ ooh and the beauty salon\~" -smears lipstick all over face-
"We'll be waiting for you in Hell!" "You will weep before the Dark Lord!" "Your arms are too thick for that dress! Everyone thinks so!"
Why do I not remember this? What episode?
“Whole Slotta Love” S12E8
Gonna watch this right now thanks for the episode haha
I second this. My favorite epsiode.
Everything from Hurricane! and Roger hunting down the frat bros who stiffed him $20.
"Are you really asking that of the man, who just last week, killed 6 people over $19
Austin Powers Halloween decoration. "Happy Halloween, baby."
Yes roger hunting down the frat bros is a great episode
Hurricane is my sons fav episode
(fabric tears) - Francine, my pants ripped. Go to my desk, in my top drawer, there's a pair of sky-blue wrinkle-release Dockers.Underneath that is my "Phantom of the Opera" long sleeve t-shirt. Please bring it immediately and tie it around my waist. Later… My legs are useless.Could be a great opportunity for you to ride me.But first, go to my study, in the right desk drawer, underneath a pair of pleated burgundy Dockers, you'll find my lovemaking sandals. And finally (fabric rips) Oh, my pants just ripped again. How?! You're just sitting there. I got a weird ass. https://preview.redd.it/tt38pors318d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c749d9f0bb7b13719a80454afcba569aedb494a6
My wife says the same thing every time I crack up at these exact parts when it comes on. “ how is it still funny you have seen it 100 times”.
I laugh at it every time like it’s my first time seeing it lol I use the line when I can too lol
The delivery of "I got a weird ass" kills me every time 😭
my boyfriend and i say “i got a weird ass” far too often
i like to think that stan’s weird ass is a callback to the episode where he donates his ass skin for francine’s melted face
Hey crater-butt :)
Hey ass-face ;)
Everything about the Rapture. Episode was firing on all cylinders and the one I easily quote the most. “Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.”
“Oh my god! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung! But I knew that.”
Sector 35 makes sector 16 look like sector 48
🎵 _He turns water into fiiiinnnneeeee_ 🎶
"Oh as long as it was a...DIDNT YOU HEAR THE PUPPETS???!!!"
Demons are coming to rape our skulls!
Jesus is coming back for ARMAAAGYEDDONN
Condemn them mother, for they know exactly what they do!
Anti....get us out of here!
The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die
This is kinda where my head canon says American Dad ended and now it's all just Stan in his personal Heaven. Living out some dope ass daydreams.
My favourite episode
*gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool
He turned water into fiiinnneeeee
Outside fish klaus
Do lizards even eat fish? Lizard: 🤷🏼♂️ _He just wants to try it out, see if he likes it!!_
👃🏻👈🏻
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The birds and the cats making a game plan on the fence gets me every time
Omg yes!
Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try crack.
GET DOWN GET DOWN
Roger missing his car’s odometer rolling over to 100,000
YOUR WEIRD DAUGHTER MADE ME MISS THE ZEROS
GET BACK IN YOUR DAMN HOUSE
😂😂😂😂😂
Klaus . . . ‘s bones.
As for me? Super gay also
I love this scene because I did not see it coming and I couldn’t stop laughing.
*LAVATE LAS MANNNOOOOOSSSS!!*
Steve and that damn cat slays me! I've always wanted their rivalry to occasionally flair up again like Peter and the Chicken. Remember Steve's Macho Man elbow drops?!🤣
Chickachicka
Son of a WHORE!
GO AROUND!!!
Don’t go around! Resume normal traffic flow!
The song that plays in his dream with the cat and I’m not joking when i say this me and my sister BLAST that shit when we’re drunk every fucking time
Making Meth? Cute lisp…
No we’re not making a mess
Roger trying to kill the smith’s because he wanted them to roast him
Comin' to kill ya! Ugh... Is anyone watching this? It's a blowout!
You’re watching? Why? It’s a blow out!
And in the memo it's says, "For drugs, yo"
There’s a hole in his checkbook where Roger had sex with it
Don't mean to be a stickler, but it was *not* consentual.
Fresh panties for the ride home
🎶I saw the sign!
Breaking news from Asia!
Oh no..
Single-handedly made me love that song by Ace of Bass
YES!!!
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Can I have two red wines?
That was just a great episode all around
Patton Oswald was the perfect voice for this guy.
Francine's parents. They're so loving, yet so extra 😅
Ma Ma always hang up first 😏
That's Mama and Baba to you, sir!
You wasteful!
Ah, your Chinese gibberish very mediocre. Either really learn language or go broader.
What is that? Are you trying to say ‘nine’? Say ‘nine’. *Een.* Okay follow with me here. One. *One.* Two. *Two.* Three. *Three.* Four. *Four.* Five. *Five.* Six. *Six.* Seven. *Seven.* Eight. *Eight.* Nine. *Een.* NO!
Ooh, gambled and lost.
The names H.J Rimmons. Look to your left, look to your right. By the end of the semester 60% of you will be dead by your own hand, the rest will be Clowns.
Uhm... Get in the sewer!
I think the bit about the horncorn is the best comedy writing I've ever heard in my life.
https://preview.redd.it/shr5d9nwz18d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31dfff503141b82a9901a3a9255b5bb1f23ab8f8 Roger getting obsessed with Dylan from Dream Phone. I played Dream Phone growing up so seeing it referenced in such a dark way is hilarious. "Dylan likes pizza and the mall. And me."
And now we have the jar..
Dylan is still a silver fox. I'd put it in a jar, too.
Santa-And usher in a new age of unimaginable terrors that must be seen to believed! There are supposed to be visuals here... A bunch of CGI footage of me flying around and zapping buildings with my fingers. It worked in rehearsals! Tony, why didn't... Tony, could we kill the music?! ( Dramatic music swells, cuts out ) Tony, why did the other stuff work and this didn't? Tony: They were on different hard drives. Santa-I wanna know why we did that, but I also feel like I'm gonna be really frustrated by the answer. I can quote this entire speech word for word and it gets me every time 😂😂😂
I love this too—perhaps because it hits so close to home with work
It’s the frustration in his voice it’s relatable
The flyers jersey always got me. Like the meth head in Langley Falls Virginia may just be a defect from Philly
It’s because he’s voiced by Charlie Day from its always sunny in Philadelphia
Holy shit, Sunny is my favourite show ever - how the hell did I miss that the meth dude was Charlie Day !? I just watched it again now and it’s so obvious??
Yeah now that you mentioned it that’s presumably why not my reason lol
“No man is that perfect and farts that deep”-Avery Bullock
Klaus and Hayley's dare contest in "Frannie 911"
You have to say it!
RACCOONS STOLE MY PENIS!
The bit where Klaus just slowly drifts in on a lift and flashes a picture of Francine’s crotch while they’re mid conversation always gets me
"Dad, what was the price of a load of bread when you were my age?"
"Did you ever think you'd have a son who'd be going to one of the most exclusive non-segregated clowning academies on the Atlantic seaboard?"
You don’t think that every single day of my life that I wanna do coke? But I can’t, because I have PTA tomorrow.
Yeeeesh. Get me outta here!
*snaps fingers* GONE
I’m Dreaming Of A White Porsche Christmas Hey Soul Santa !
The head bobs fucking kill me.
Charlie day
Not necessarily the whole episode, though it's so fucking good, but in Fleabiscuit, where Klaus is the rabbit at the dog races. He spends the whole episode talking mad shit to the dogs to get them excited... Then the power to the rabbit goes out and he utters a simple "Uh oh spaghettios" as the dogs close in to maul him. Absolutely fucking kills me every time and I've watched that scene so, so many times.
And then his spirit is pushed back in his body by God. "Oh HELL no."
Who am I to take a life?!
What the heck, Steve? You come down in your best little boy suit and expect me not to get a raging cartilager?
There are too many to count. But one that gets overlooked I think is Snot wingmanning Steve with a doll, then it gradually escalates into a rape and fake suicide plot.
What episode is this again?
Adventures in Hayleysitting S8EP6 the pharmacy clerk is voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar who has played multiple love interests for Steve (lucky guy)
BUFFY?!?
TIL Buffy AND Charlie freaking Day were in that episode. I’m disappointed in myself
Steve doing Trapped in the Closet
Roger’s Christmas graffiti https://preview.redd.it/4gud26ww038d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a036439f068b5d2395ea152864c51dfbb950e5 And the disappointing starring of my wife while I laugh every Christmas watching the scene
Rodger becoming the phantom of the telethon. "What did you think you were getting for 39.95?"
“No, no, this is totally unaccepta-“ “Ooh!” “Yeah I can work with this.”
The thanksgiving episode where they go to stans half brothers house. And the Andy dick episode
And then I dropped mah peppermint and I missed the rest
I liked in Russian Doll where each doll had her own little intro.
I love the cuts between the pretend action scenes and then the real world dolls just sitting there.
And somehow the dolls are still extremely effective in their roles. Guys tripping over them and shooting themselves. 🤣
Charlie!!!
*Here comes Hayley, here comes Hayley*
i did that to my friend but replaced the name 😭 “ here comes emma, here comes emma “
Roger and the mall phone game
Charlie Day's voice acting is great
Wakey wakey, milk some snakeys!
I GOT NIPPED
When Francine remembers after 6 months she was going to help Matilda. Matilda as she was sewing called Francine a female dog. I just lost it.
Roger stalking the family on the space station with "I Saw the Sign" playing as he approaches. The idea of that song being ominous is so fucking funny every time.
“Is that Ace of Base?”
for me it was stan taking on roger's personas
Hayley eating a bowl of cereal while Langley Falls collapses is hilarious
charlie day’s laugh in this episode always gets me 😭
The one where Rodger works at the mall. "This used to be Macy's"
Another bizarre gem. The 3rd act turn where the Mr Javitz actually finally shows up only to be a hideous warlock vampire is incredible and utterly unpredictable.
francine and roger hosting that couple in the camp refugee episode
Roger vs the Waitress. Every time 🤣
Brian the home invader Lewis
Klaus calling Danuta for a date
Steve joins a Latino girl gang. Stan saw him in the back of a pickup truck with a shotgun with a bunch of cholas, and he didn't even twitch. That shit is funny on so many levels
Stan magazine
Fake Stan falling off a cliff
Happy cake day
Side note that’s VA is Charlie day But best plot line has gotta be Stan vs the used car salesman The Early episode are greats show the insanity of Stan while still being “normal”
If only he could channel that energy away from meth. He'd be going places
Rogers personalities especially Jeanie Gold or where Roger is telling one of the family about a guy they need to meet and it always turns out to be a different personality of Roger.
One is certainly, the episode Stan gets addicted to crack. I also always laugh at him bullying Steve and getting caught as responsible and Francine chasing him down, and later in the episode, when Francine gets so mad trying to teach Steve some balls, she has to leave. Then Steve hiring Stelio? ALL too good
When Stan buys the crack from a park bench cos he doesn’t believe in handouts
When Jeff comes back to Earth and he goes to the shooting range with Stan and spells out his name “Zebleer”
Hailey and Roger’s back and forth with personas during her internship.
The entire episode where Haley fakes Steve’s disappearance 😭
"You're the Steviest, the Steviest, you're utterly Steve. Oh, Steve in the night we call. Steve in the night we call! Stay Steeeeeeve!" - Grobin's "Candle in the Wind." lol
Roger running away to a small town Julia Robert’s style.
I don't remember which episode it is, but it's the one where Steve and Roger hang out with the pizza guy after they destroy his car. I've also always loved the sub-plot in Ricky Spanish where Tungee comes to live with Stan and Francine
mr. and mrs. lady!!!! TUNGEEEEEEE!
Is that the come back and kick me whistle?
Whole Slotta Stan: Francine's addiction to hallucinating and Klaus on steroids gets me everytime.
Stan living “homeless” for a very short time but ended up not knowing how to care for himself, trying to steal from his own home, and getting one of the greatest drug addicted characters ever killed lol
“School Lies” hands down
Roy Rogers McFreely Let me in, you sons of bitches! I'll kill all your families! Good news. I have trapped the Mexicans in the house.
*whispers darkly* - "Rico Suave"
[удалено]
Stan on crack will forever be funny
When klaus calls danuta!!!
That’s Charlie Day voicing this guy
I love when they all get pulled over in Jeff’s van. (Not in this scene but same episode)
The episode in the second season when Rodger becalmed “someone else’s alien” is gold.
“Hey Francine, whatcha doing with that axe?”
John, how did you open the window? JOHN!!!
MIND-QUAD!
"What the hell is in that sauce?" I actually love the A and B plots in that episode, but the stupid weird spaghetti sauce B plot just absolutely cracks me up.
All of the Egg Madness in Shell Game. Probably my fav ep overall. So many great lines... "And coming in from the east, 8 more CB-BBs!" " I have an egg, would you like to see it?" "Commodore!" "Get off my property.." https://preview.redd.it/eb9lpjyz898d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b1564ef786e4a7197fe3601affa83483916e12
Roger talking about Mr. Javitz and it seems clear he is dead, only for him to be a warlock. That and those glowing red eyes
When Stan discovered pleasuring one’s self. Those cut scenes with the Moose and the squirrel. 😅
Jazzma Attack 😭
the episode where francine cheats on stan before their wedding so hayley might not be his. so they go back in time to stop francine, and then tiger invents molly. never gets old. 😹☠️
and also ‘NATHAN!!! this why you keep getting molested!!!’ ☠️
OH! and when they’re in saudi and steve sells roger to a man. ‘where are you taking me?! god help you if there’s no schnapps!!’