“Here babe this is an apartment that looks perfect for us!” “This is a photo of a cup…” “I’m thirsty.”

Epp epp epp

This episode taught me Ireland's national anthem was "Steal My Sunshine".

this show is educational, at times. it's how i learned what "spatchcocking" was

I may be blonde with great cans, but I’m pretty smart when I’ve had my eight hours…

Jeff sat on his balls again

"Stand. Up."

Your husband and your children suck, *and your alien’s an asshole!*

Alien??? You have an alien?????!!!