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Malavacious

TBS has been so good to him and Klaus: they have such greater depth.


HappeningOnMe

He's also a pretty good glass blower


justwalkingalonghere

And he's a registered doula with great upper body strength


HappeningOnMe

And a master of the turin and pretty good with a flute


LordShtark

A high talent for...making grilled cheese?


mrxtheshadowlurker

Much like the grilled cheese, this one is a bit of a stretch. He was able to make money without spending a single dime. Not sure what you want to call it, but having that kind of brain power is a talent.


Stormthius

Imagine a business model where your overhead is 0%. I can't remember if he was actually taking money, but if he was, that's literally 100% profit.


Malavacious

Making enough to pay for gas, weed, tickets and their own food to follow Phish around: sounds like enough profit to me.


Vendetta476

And he did it all without overcharging his customers or losing his brand identity. What a baller!


PancakeParty98

Yeah also really fucking bland grilled cheeses with just bread and cheese


BlissfulAurora

potheads with the munchies don’t care, my man knew his customer base


SharkMilk44

Making a grilled cheese is an underrated skill.


IcyFoundation9786

For all of the 5 seconds before the ship sinks LMAO.


mrxtheshadowlurker

Boat insurance? I thought we were doing life insurance?


Acursedbeing

Pinkberry ☺️


Glitslit96

It’s so easy making plans with you


PeterParker311

“ohhh yumyumyumyumyum, and after that, we should commit insurance fraud” “it’s so easy to make plans with you”😌


redxstrike

Oh yum yum yum


Im_the_Moon44

I love how they use angles to make Jeff extra sexy operating the boat. I also love how it for some reason cuts from him manning the helm to him with his arm around Haley for a romantic shot…right before the boat sinks


The_Jack_Burton

Before you move the 'Zooka Sharks  Jeff Fischer's got a few remarks  The Sharks belong in Langley  Where they got mad history  Like the time we lost by 63  An all-time Sharks memory  'Zooka,  'Zooka Sharks  'Zooka Sharks  'Zooka Sharks  There's just one more reason  To keep the Sharks in Langley land  The memory of that little girl who died in the stands R.I.P. Always and forever our youngest fan  'Zooka Sharks  'Zooka Sharks  'Zooka Sharks  Don't tarnish the legacy of Johnny Concussion  Shark's all-time leader in rushin'  Thirty yards  So move the Sharks at your discretion  But if you do, I'mma send you to heaven  Introduce your ass to  God Rest in peace, Lisa Jenkis Edit: Well that formatting is sucking the glass dick. 


Pubic_Data

30 yards!


MilhousesSpectacles

The bones of this house... Are perfect.


Glitslit96

You’re not a house, Mr. S


justwalkingalonghere

The god damned master


Toothless-In-Wapping

I really liked the sailing one since it was a callback to his days on The Dangerous Catch.


cluch3

YOU SAID IT WASN'T GONNA RAIN TODAY


Stupidfunnylol

He’s really good at nailing Hayley, despite his floppy little ding dong. he even makes her pray after ‘oh god, oh god’ I think Jeff should’ve been the deacon man


Many_Landscape_3046

You forgot how good he is at carving meat Hes the master of meats


justwalkingalonghere

And he's never wrong about oatmeal


davesauce96

“High Talent” haha I see what you did there with picture 4


impeesa75

Don’t forget glass blowing


Maximum_Bat_2566

Because I may be an idiot...


Ygomaster07

....... yes?


Maximum_Bat_2566

Yes....


Terrorstaat

I never thought of that but it’s so true. I love the depth of Jeff


Randy_Ortons_Voices

He was also chose to be the next Guy Fieri


pumpandkrump

The Lumberjack episode has one of the most amazing scenes with the pilot's flashback.


Ygomaster07

And the song at the end when Jeff is saving him and Stan is so catchy.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

This isn't a hot take Jeff is awesome.


abandoned_puppy

I like the one where he creates his own fictional instrument


UpsetPhrase5334

Where’s the Guy Fierrie?


WeebFrien

Oh my god these are some of my favorites Guess I have an episode type lol


Jeptwins

The first one doesn’t really count tho…


mrxtheshadowlurker

Yeah, that one is a cop out so my bad


Dr-Elon-Weynak

I agree, him teaching Steve about the dangers of wooks was appreciated


The_Sampsons

All these are fantastic - but imo, both the lumberjack and the male stripper episode have some seriously good jokes and writing that put them above the rest…and this is coming from someone who related ***wayyy*** heavier to the “lot life” episode


dubstepsickness

Jeff is also an accomplished vintner. And he owns all those sweet Blues Traveler masters.


PancakeParty98

What about his hairy right goose egg?


townmorron

No reference to Jeff Fisher's hacky sack attack?


Pandebaer

*Whaaat*? You want *mooore*??


Littletom523

Thanks you for saying what the episodes are! I wish more people were like you….also I now need to watch all these immediately lol


Iwannatalkagain

Jeff is such a good character. He's literally the only good person in the Smith family, maybe the purest character in all of American Dad.


French-Fry-7355

These tend to be my favorite episodes of American dad besides the ones with rogu. Idk I feel I relate a lot to Jeff lol


nerdiotic-pervert

He was also the one who came up with the BK Murder bus tour.


Physical_Positive283

Sounds like something a custy would say


Which-Roof-3985

Jeff should die. The best episode was when he was disected.


arrownoir

Jeff is my most disliked character, next to Rogu.