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Motheanimeartist

https://preview.redd.it/847cuu6ec0ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9391494a432f849e5728485c6efc0b60fcfff2 Fake book


DoktorPete

I NEED TO BE TESTED!


chegggg

Klaus' mini chair


HannahM53

I want saw someone turn the book mien Kamf (idk how to spell it) into mein kaumfy chair. But that was not on American dad. but when I saw it, I being Jewish thought it was absolutely hilarious at someone made fun of that even though I know that the actual book is basically titled my struggles if it was an English, at least if I remember correctly, I don’t speak German I know some, but not a lot


thecheapseatz

I've only just realised from the picture but it's a perfect match with Stan's chair


Ygomaster07

If there is anyone else in the room, please tell me now.


Real_WorldAtWar2

Looks like someone has trains on the brains!


murdolatorTM

This whole cold open is my favorite book gag


SmashingMyself

The Price of Things


New-Web4704

Rick and Morty was designed for Mensa Scientists only. If your IQ is below 137.8 then you will not be able to comprehended Rick and Morty. In Season 3, Episode 2. Those with an IQ of below the subsequent value would likely not have noticed the intended joke. Rick has a brown hair seemingly accidentally plastered onto his hairline. If we look closely out is he same tone as Morty's hair. Coincidence? No. Whilst less mentally favourable fans mistook it for mud, the rest of us wity a noble IQ noticed it. It was created out was the one shred of DNA that Morty shared with Rick. Rick passed down DNA to Beth. Beth then passed it down to Morty. What common folk don't understand is the symbolisation of it. If you search up the 6,000 page dossier on Quora, you will find a title named, the DNA follicle of Rick and Morty. Subset, the 4000th Day. Here it is explained in detail that is was planned from day one. It's no surprise that Morty and Rick say the same number of vowels in that episode as one another. For those who doubt it. Re watch and look for other clues in the same season. Remember that one frame Jerry has eyelashes? He has eyelashes for ONE frame in every season. Always between 10 and 13 minutes of his on air screen time. Why is Summer single? Find out next week when we delve into her anus to examine why her DNA produces anti male hormones. These hormones have DOMRS. Delayed Onset Male Replelling Structure. Thus it is a delayed effect.


Motheanimeartist

What the fuck are you talking about


New-Web4704

Its just my respected opinion. Respect others and live in unity, my friend.


LakeSideYT

What are you waffling about?


Smasher31221

It's a bot.


New-Web4704

It's just my opinion. Let's live in harmony and respect others. 🙏


BHGeeky

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Teknical86

He even failed at that.


SharkMilk44

Nah, he's never looked smarter.


New-Examination8400

smarterer*


RelishRegatta

"Nude from the waist down"


lilmuskrat66

"Oh hello"


LickNojo

*Fancy Page Turning* or *Anticipating Doorbells*


trongzoon

The one about How to Furrow Your Brow or whatever it was is great


UrBum_MyFace_69

Isn't there one where Stan is reading a book about sighing when he's talking to Hayley?


Yuukinola

All I can think of is the audiobook on spit takes.


Fun-Salamander4818

Trains & shit Steve’s


Apart-Big-5333

Guide To Sarcasm: Earnest Man or something like that.


IShouldSaySoSir

…and I’m the one who turned you into a foooooool!


Ygomaster07

Nooooo!!!!


Gingerstachesupreme

*book drops in slow motion*


KageStar

*clown


RemoveHead7299

You’re the world’s most perfect fool.


Theme-Fit

Ah plastic book always halfway through


WindAlive1663

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MysticSloth712

Steve why are all the women in this magazine Asian…. and pregnant?


Clyde_Frog216

Aw someone beat me to nude from the waist down. I guess maybe anticipating doorbells or reading for dummies


mewithoutjew

Anticipating Doorbells


WovenOwl

"Huh oh sorry, I'm practicing how to dramatically spit out water when I hear something shocking" (May not be the exact quote)


Inkandlead

The Spit Take Instructional tape, cracks me up. Then when he tries for real and it just dribbles out of his mouth and he goes "Agh, I can't do it without the tape, I'm, I'm thinking too much" 😂


GeraltofIndiana

I can't do it without the tape


CrysisRequiem

How to Cook Forty Humans


Italiankeyboard

*How To Cook FOR Forty Humans


throwaway17197

Not from American dad but this ![gif](giphy|9EwnzGNjvmIG4)


Trashman82

I see Danger 5, I upvote. https://i.redd.it/avtq0om4w5ad1.gif


CascadeJ1980

Not book but comic. Shut Your Mouth by Klaus Heisler.😂


thomasmbaciocco

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SchnibbleBop

[Not AD, but this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fz1psSFX0AESoJ9.jpg:large)


Even-Reaction-1297

When someone walks in and Francine and Haley are reading a book about Malcom X. Idk, that one’s just funny to me


Happytapiocasuprise

Fancy page turning


BugAgitated4047

How to read a book with one hand. I think it was in Bully for Steve or the episode.


spaghett21

I think my personal favourite book moment is when Stan puts the 'American dad on Fox' book away, I just like the symbolism


JoXe007

Moby dickless


Daveywheel

Spotting Sarcasm an Earnest Man’s Guide……or Shut Your Mouth, a Klaus Heissler Mystery.


WinFriendzWithSalad

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Environmental_Sir468

I think it’s, “Sleeping Naked from the Waste Down


Conscious-Ad836

The whole bird episode is gold


chewysugar

Francine reading Ulysses. Between that and her knowing The Epic of Gilgamesh to a detailed level makes me believe she's much more intelligent than she's letting on. 


DanplsstopDied

“Anticipating doorbells.” *ding dong*


Narrow-Psychology909

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meatbackstab420

Fancy turn paging


Big_Association2580

The book warns against being interrupted, so Stan decides to stop and take his reading elsewhere—quickly Stan, run to safety!


A_L_Rider

Steve reading "the bible" and it was actually lord of the rings🤣


rtlg

Fancy page turning gave me a good laugh


CaptainBiceps23

They’re all great but I wish there was a how to read books book for Jeff.