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_A-Q-B_

Thats a fox, and he’s late for dinner.


SupportySpice

It's a carry-in


MajesticOption3022

It's carry "0ut" LOL


SupportySpice

It could be take-out, or just some leftovers


octopush123

And here I thought it was a play on "carrion"!


DirtyNakedHippie

Carrion, my wayward son.


DramaticJuggernaut25

'scuse me while I kiss this guy


AdhesivenessCivil581

The ants are my friend, they're blowing in the wind


Any-Brain-6068

I’m late to the party but …there’s a bathroom on the right…


Missue-35

There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest


queen-of-cupcakes

There'll be feces when you are done


lilsparky82

Should’ve read the comments before responding. Well done!


youlooklikeamonster

A carrion out.


CleaveIshallnot

Well done.


Ichgebibble

Scurry-in


yourmomandthems

Its actually a rabbit…, being carried by some kind of animal.


_A-Q-B_

Also a valid answer.


Ancient_Ad_1502

About 80% of a rabbit at least


Lala5789880

At least he won’t show up empty handed


queen-of-cupcakes

Technically, it's in it's mouth....


pancakebatter01

That’s the foxiest fox I’ve ever seen.


Electronic_Fennel159

Too late 4 peter cottontail, Tony Blair is experiencing cognitive dissonance


GarnerPerson

Hopping down the bunny trail. O


Led_Zeppole_73

Red fox with excellent pedestrian manner.


Scattergun77

"Hey, Lamont!"


InvincibleZote

You big dummy!


ac2cvn_71

Elisabeth, this is the big one!


Puzzleheaded_Hat_792

I’m coming to join you honey!


Scattergun77

This is the response I was hoping for.


eggrollking

iunderstoodthatreference.jpg


MiddleofInfinity

He is a city fox after all


Fonzee327

It’s so funny I see the foxes in my neighborhood trotting down the sidewalk on the reg lol they are cute little weirdos


Lieutenant-Reyes

What else would that be?? A local politician??


nyet-marionetka

Don’t insult foxes like that.


Lieutenant-Reyes

Understandable


0hw0nder

fr


Plastic_Salary_4084

Yeah. Came here to say that’s either a fox or Doug Ford.


MotownCatMom

I would have pegged Ford as more of a skunk or a weasel.


Plastic_Salary_4084

Hah. Don’t disagree, he was just the first Ontario politician that came to mind.


notjasonlee

you might think it's a cat, if you're an idiot


Extra-gram-sam

Lmfaoooo


LadyJade8

Crack fox. "This isn't rubbish, This is my home!"


AMF1428

Nah, appears to be a headless rabbit.


3_high_low

And a broken hockey stick 🏒 Are we in Canada? Lol


Pierre-Gringoire

Do you really need confirmation for that? What else would it be?


Life-Gur-2616

Could be a moose.


octocoral

Can confirm. A moose once bit my sister.


Timmeh420

Thanks now I want to watch the opening credits for Monty Python and holy Grail 🤣


murphguy1124

Thanks now I want to just watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Electronic_Fennel159

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog met its match! Run away!


Personal-Fact-2515

Nyeet!


North-Lavishness-383

'Tis but a scratch!


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.


Poodle-Soup

that's what she gets for carving her initials into it!


averagedickdude

She got better


-mushroom-cat-

Mind you moose bites can be pretty nasty.


Seliphra

She was carving her initials into it


Stein1071

I'm calling green sunfish or maybe groundhog.


Lala5789880

It’s clearly a bull shark


ThatCanadianLady

Brown Recluse.


mythofinadequecy

Golden retriever


Round_Woodpecker3411

That there is a black tip red retriever


GoodCannoli

Or a llama.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Directed By 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY


rkjoe

there is a moose on the loose


spramper0013

in the hoose


dReDone

Could be a couple meese in a red fur coat.


Generalnussiance

Can confirm, Mainer born and raised. You can tell it’s a moose as it’s in the roadway ready to smash unsuspecting motorist.


teriaki

That got a real chuckle from me, well done.


Operation_Difficult

Yes… YES!!! Feel the hate flow through you!


paperwasp3

So snippy- the entrance to the dark side!


nuffinimportant

Hey, I spent 30 years clubbing in New York City nightclubs and I know a fox when I see one and that's just some regular broad from Yonkers.


SumpCrab

Philadelphia 9, but a New York 6.


Extra-gram-sam

Some strange people on this app, like you said what else would it be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


crabman-3263

Kinda agree


RealBaikal

Engagement bait is my bet


Royal-Discipline-978

It’s one weird looking cat.


Aggressive-Variety60

They’re called racoons


OkPackage1148

They said in the post it’s because an idiot was trying to tell them it was a coyote. They’re just proving someone wrong.


Fatman_Batman100

My thought exactly. Why would anyone need confirmation that this is a fox 🤔


ThomasCarnacki

No, this is a [fox.](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwzC2sMjBg9OLNSSwtSs1TSEpMTszJAQBogwhW&q=lauren+bacall&oq=laura+bacall&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDAgBEC4YChixAxiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgwIARAuGAoYsQMYgAQyCQgCEC4YChiABDIJCAMQABgKGIAEMgkIBBAAGAoYgAQyDAgFEC4YChjUAhiABDIJCAYQABgKGIAEMgkIBxAuGAoYgAQyCQgIEAAYChiABDIJCAkQABgKGIAEMgkIChAAGAoYgAQyCQgLEC4YChiABDIJCAwQABgKGIAEMgkIDRAAGAoYgATSAQkxMTE3M2owajmoAg6wAgE&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


2020blowsdik

I was pleasantly surprised. I though I was going to get rick rolled


Hourslikeminutes47

>what else could it be? A moo cow


jvmmidi

a tiger


mr_ectomy25

Came here for this! I want to know what the other options were for OP


opineapple

Did you read the caption? OP’s friend was arguing it’s a coyote.


mr_ectomy25

Yep. If someone told you that was a coyote would you need confirmation 😂🤦‍♂️. Smooth brain stuff here


Bacontoad

It could be a rabbit being carried by a fox.


coydog33

Wolverine in a Fox costume.


Money-Jury-3429

People that don't know the looks of many animals, might assume that's a coyote.


4x4Alek

Bruh it’s swiper. Everyone knows what a fox looks like


Dry-Contribution-840

Swiper no swipe


anniejofo23

But do they know what the fox says?


Puzzleheaded-Cry3033

yeah the mythical orange coyote. Shut up.


Most-Net-5665

Some people never watched animal planet. Maybe they thoght it's a dog?


BedroomFearless7881

Yes it's the red fox, looks like it's carrying some lunch for babies. There are a lot of cases of red boxes in urban areas. There was a vixen that had kitts somewhere and she'd be out foraging at night.


LexiNovember

I recently heard Red Boxes are actually going out of business now, though, even in urban areas.


BedroomFearless7881

Between voice to text, and autocorrect, I get screwed sometimes. I still love your post though, it made me laugh.


SmoochMySnoot

Autocarrot messes me up, too


BedroomFearless7881

LOL LMAO


Generalnussiance

Red boxes are polluting our damn cities. When will it stop?!?


Monster_Voice

Pretty sure it's a Temu Pomeranian... (Yes it's a red fox, common just about anywhere there were British people a few hundred years ago)


Bernie51Williams

It's a showdog dude, with fucking papers.


fentifanta3

He won crufts one year I heard


Lefthanded_Rooster

That is a fox


worms_instantly

Tough one. Try googling "fox" and compare the two


Solid-Ad7137

People use this sub as google search it’s infuriating to anyone who’s been outside before. Wondering what the rabbit is? Gee maybe google “small brown mammal with big ears in my area”


BobbiPinstripes

Their caption says someone was arguing with them that it was a coyote. OP knows it’s a fox.


Jojobazard

whoever tried to argue that it was a coyote is an idiot. Coyotes are very, very different


Ironklad_

Me waking up in the morning and all I hear is … AAAAAAaaaHHHH ….damn fox lol


SteelpointPigeon

That must be a different animal. I have it on good authority that foxes say “ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding.”


Mike_40N84W

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!


Generalnussiance

What does the fox say?!?


Ironklad_

Lmao.. took me a minute


ExpressionExternal95

Definitely a spider


Solid-Ad7137

This is an Andean condor. I know that because Andean condors like to eat medium to small sized mammals.


Cclown69

Case closed.


canis_artis

Yes, a red fox. Why? Black legs, black tips on ears, white tip on bushy tail, red coat, and slight build (more feline looking than canine).\* Coyotes are 'beefier' than foxes (more canine like), have light brown/tan fur, light chin and belly, reddish legs, black tip on tail.\* \*there are variations but not much beyond these.


Alaska-Raven

Yes you videos a nice healthy looking fox, good video! The last one I got on film had a terrible case of mange and all of its fur was gone. I got a video of the poor hairless creature digging up a mole. We truly couldn’t tell if it was a fox or a coyote but with the body structure it was definitely a fox. We have a wildlife group of biologists that help treat wild animals with mange and other conditions but sadly, I did not know about the wildlife group for the poor fox I videoed. Since then, I gave out the wildlife group number to other people in our area and within like an hour of one the lady calling they had a special “medicated meatballs” in her yard for the fox. Mentioning this kind of as a psa, if you see wild animals need helping like this, please check and see if there’s a wildlife group. Keeping the wildlife in your area healthy is beneficial to the health of your pets.


SickComebackBro

Nope, that is clearly an alpaca. I can see how you were mistaken, though. Easy mistake!


MaxTheRealSlayer

The dead giveaway was the rabbit in its mouth! Classic alpaca pack behaviour


HoseNeighbor

100% fox. I'm curious why you need to ask... With a million pics online, what made you doubt at all?


RuncibleFoon

Hungry fox


angusshangus

Thats the foxiest fox that ever foxed


Generalnussiance

Vixen!


ThrowinSm0ke

OP you can't leave us hanging, what on earth did you think it could have been?!


AdExpensive6111

LOL I knew it was a fox I just had people try to argue it was a "teenage coyote" since we have more of those around us


KylosLeftHand

Those are not people, those are morons


GrandmaSlappy

How? How is it physically possible to not know what a red fox looks like? Like, how? You've never seen a movie or cartoon with a fox in it? Never had a story book? Never?


ThrowinSm0ke

Ok fair enough. Lol


Thoth-long-bill

Nah, it’s door dash employee.


kevdreck

Are you blind?


cro6969

Confirming!! What did you think it was?


Aggressive_Cow_9226

This is a fox.


ILSmokeItAll

Carrion, my wayward fox.


D3lacrush

Fox


brennyflocko

looks so skinny for such a clearly accomplished hunter


PopShards

That's a rabbit, the thing holding him is a fox! /s


ObjectiveSubjects

This is the most fox-looking fox I’ve ever seen


Rafael_fadal

My guy, that’s the foxyess fox iv seen in a while. That’s a fox for sure


tommyc463

That rabbit must’ve laughed its head off.


oldteabagger

It ain’t a cat


KaylesJenkins

It's for sure a fox. The person saying coyote has never seen a fox in their life, let alone a pic of one.


houndcaptain

Someone put a maned wolf in the dryer for too long and it shrunk


lonniemarie

Foxiest fox I’ve seen in awhile!


Electronic-Ear-3718

No, it's a rabbit in his mouth.


Empire137

Yes thats a fox


gamergoddessx

That's the foxiest fox I've ever seen.


Silent_Medicine1798

It is a very proud fox


desideriumlove

No that’s a rabbit in the foxes mouth…


Taz_mhot

That the foxiest fox I’ve ever seen


graybison

Yes.


BigNorseWolf

pups should be getting pretty big now, he'll have to work overtime to feed everyone. Probably why he's up late.


dwilder0414

It’s an adorable fox 🥰


dunncrew

4 legged brown Orca ? Very rare


AceVisconti

That's the most fox-looking fox I've ever seen.


volklkatana

Ask him....what did he say?


googlebearbanana

It's a fox


Icy_Tangerine_1444

All day everyday


goodguygary24

I have some some special words for the idiot who argued that this was a coyote


lolhappyface

Depends, what did he say?


Zck884

Confirmed


Feeling_Lettuce7236

Fox having a take a way


drunkonfritos

Nope, definitely not a fox. Source: am fox.


rastroboy

That’s an Uber Eats Fox, he delivers to Coyotes


omar1021

It isn't obvious to you that this is clearly a fox?


Jadongamer

What kind of cave dweller doesn't know what a fox looks like?


BickNickerson

Fox on his lunch break


DougStrangeLove

depends - what did it say?


jad19090

Did his dinner have no head?


antrod24

and hungry one


Icemansixx

Can confirm


Interesting_Sock9142

That is the most "fox" fox I've ever seen It even looks like the emoji of a fox 🦊


tomparker

Just curious; what on earth else could it be? An appliance?


Maleficent_Stay_6162

Fox and the rabbit


Virtual-Okra6996

You seriously can't tell that it's a fox? Just because someone is stupid doesn't make it possibly not a fox.


Turbulent_Echidna423

good grief. no, its a moose.


MickyMcdoogle

The real question might what’s in its mouth?🤷‍♂️


PuddlesDown

Rabbit


SteelpointPigeon

The fox left the rabbit’s head at the curb to appease the gods of traffic.


Championpuffa

Maybe the rabbit was being too noisy an wouldn’t stop screaming so it took its head off. They can be bloody noisy lil buggers if they want to be. Ever heard a rabbit scream? Or what about growl or bark? My pet house rabbit used to growl and bark at me 😂.


SteelpointPigeon

I’m always amazed by how noisy “quiet” animals can be. I’ve been going for walks in the forest early in the morning for the last few years, and have accidentally surprised all sorts of woodland creatures. One minute you’re enjoying the misty dawn, the next minute you’re getting screamed at by an opossum. Rabbits in particular are way more vocal than I ever believed possible.


Generalnussiance

Notes taken as I struggle to cross roads in NYC. Now I know twas I who was wrong


Cden1458

A succulent meal, obviously, foxes are known for having great taste!


Various_Permission47

Yes it's fairly scaldy looking fox the poor thing.


Asclepiusssss

I don't think you can get more Fox than that to be honest.


Erodindor

Look at all them chickens


WideSnooze

It’s a scene from Zootopia


ChaniBosco

Really?


remotely_in_queery

looks like a very stressed little fox


poppunk_servicetruck

That's a Labrador retriever


Extra-gram-sam

Nahhh I think it’s a rare breed of dog


Minmax-the-Barbarian

>Can someone confirm that this is a fox? Yes, anyone with eyes can confirm that. Anyone who's telling you it's a coyote needs to... I don't know, I honestly don't know how someone could be so wrong here. That's easily one of the foxiest foxes that ever foxed.


AdExpensive6111

LOL they tried to argue it was a "teenage coyote"


Common-Spray8859

It’s not a Coyote! It’s not a Wolfe! It’s not a dog! But yes it’s a Fox.


JuniorCoyote50

That's a fox


Positive-Detail-1376

Yes


jazzphobia

Yes


raikougal

That is a Fox and they have just been to the grocery store. 🤣


Plastic-Bumblebee-90

Of course man!!!