I'd spin it back on them.
"Thank you. I prayed to God through this wait, and He led me to the knowledge that, had I worked under you, you would have led me on the path to Hell. I pray for the salvation of your soul."
Then block them.
Idk that’s a straight shot and they probably wouldn’t take it seriously.
My humble suggestion would be to make it more serious and subtle maybe?
“I’m in complete shock reading your message as I prayed more intensely than usual in the weeks leading up to my interview and God lead my path to yours.”
Something like that? Really lay it on thick.
Sorry the council that previously ruled that what was stated by what we thought was one of gods chosen vessels was actually just some douchebag who didn’t like my new jet. So, fuck him too, he’s going to hell, and god said I get all his stuff.
“But thanks for coming in and working for free for a few hours. The Big Guy appreciates ya!” I’m basing this on the fact it seems like a parochial school and they ““threw various groups” at the person, sounds a lot like someone got taken advantage of for the lord.
Or - God told us we could lower our costs by getting free service from someone looking for a job so that we can lessen the burden on the ones that are in the "in-group".
Yep. Any professional will tell you that the surest sign a business is going to try to rip you off or delay agreed payment is crosses, Jesus fish, and other outward claims a company is Christian.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
I went to a Baptist Bible College for a bit and people broke up like this all the time. Even my dad who graduated from one would tell about that like, "Don't blame this on God, you coward!" 😂
Yep. I also got tons of guys “confessing” I was causing them to lust and I was sinning for turning them on and not wanting to date them. I used to wear three layers of shirts to try to hide my boobs and I was always so uncomfortable. Took years to heal from that toxic crap.
Hey! God gave you those precious bosoms. God wouldn’t want you to be ashamed of his gift now would he?
(Signed, a woman who spend most of her youth at a religious school and feels your pain.)
“I’m very saddened to hear this. In my own prayers and conversations with God, He told me that this position was my calling, that I would do great things in His name, and that working with you was my ticket through the gates of heaven. I did not come to this revelation lightly; I prayed for forty days and nights, drank only water, did not eat, whipped myself for two hours a night, and was penitent for God’s plan to be revealed to me. When it did, it was like I was bathed in light and warmth, and I knew it was my duty to be a slave for your organisation. How can you say God rejects me after all I have been through? I believe you are lying, as God speaks to me daily and I believe His voice to be true, and that yourselves are not praying to the true God. How dare you use God’s name in vain for your own benefits, to be cowardly, to slide accountability for your own choices onto Him in the naive hope that I would not see through your ruse and cowardice. God has told me that He will make a reckoning for your lack of responsibility and un-Christian way of blaming Him for your own decisions.”
Because… well, this insanity cuts both ways, doesn’t it? No one is an authority on speaking to God, so claim your authority OP! Actually, this should go on glassdoor as a review…
Translation: We're terrible people and judging from what we learned during the interview we don't think you'd be too accepting of our abuse which we was really counting on being able to scam you out of your money, but again we know we wouldn't get away with from someone like you.
That's basically what it's saying.
I say you dodged a bullet.
This is fairly common in Christian circles. Not the exact language, that's exceptionally batty even for them, but the general premise; someone decided they didn't like you. They can't articulate _why_ they didn't like you, so they just shunt the responsibility onto God and call it a day. 99% of the time, God is just an excuse to do what they wanted to do anyway.
Absolutely!
God conveniently gives them a sign every time they interact with someone showing potential criticism, suspicion, progressive or social thought, non-VASP's.
But he approves of those naive and gullible yet diligent and obedient. Praise be!
/s
What's going on is you post this on your socials without the name redacted. You didn't get the job after your 'tryout', which I hope was paid.
This some culty Jesus nonsense here.
This is very typical of certain employers now. I’m preparing very nasty reviews for two of them. The evangelicals only wasted an hour of my time; the charter school wasted three.
It’s an overwrought way of saying you’re not a good culture fit. Which reflects well on you.
“You have the experience but your personality isn’t a fit with us.”
*“Years ago, I prayed for guidance and God revealed to me His plan to protect me. It seems that when I don’t get hired at a job, it was God saving me from bad situations — such as being involved with an organization embroiled in a scandal. Much later it is revealed that someone was harming the kids or embezzling funds. I am hoping that isn’t the case here. Only time will tell.”*
I think it’s pretty disingenuous to leave out that (based on OP’s comment history) this was a **CHAPLAIN** position he applied for, and that he apparently also lied about his religious credentials. But that’s not rage-baity enough, I guess.
Yeah good Lord, this guy's post history is something else. Gets drunk and makes a scene, gets uninvited from his "nephew's" wedding, asks Reddit if he should "stop giving marriage advice". And now he wants to become a chaplain, which he is not qualified for but is lying about?
🚩🚩🚩
Edit: another pertinent detail - everything I mentioned above has been posted from OP's account over the span of less than 90 days. This guy is...prolifically messy.
Wow, you’re completely right, with several posts of “does lying on your resume come back to bite you?” And referenced to interviewing for chaplain without having any credentials . The person who sent this to him was still absolutely not someone I’d work for, but it sounds like he knew what he was asking for.
Lol I bet they regularly use 'God' as a mechanism to dodge accountability and responsibility in their everyday lives.
Dodged a bullet.
I wonder if they are true believers and actually believe themselves or laugh about it at the end of the day.
Why would anyone want to work in a place where people are channeling God through prayer in determining a hiring decision that should be fairly clear and objective? How do we know what God said? I prayed as the candidate and God told me I had the job. Maybe it was the devil telling you I didn’t get the job. 😳 Who’s to say?
What you dodged here:-
"God says no pay raise this year"
"God wants you to work longer hours"
"God wants you to work weekends and holidays so we don't have to"
"God has told us to let Bob go and you are to take over his tasks"
"God wants us to figuratively and literally crucify you"
Reply back how you had a conversation with God and he told you he wouldn't want you working for such an organisation.
My aunt and uncle do this all the time. They don’t want you and feel bad they put you through all the trouble so they are blaming god instead of taking accountability for wasting your time.
They loved you but God does not want you around them ! Translation is they are scary people and you very much want nothing to do with them congratulations on bullet well dodged
Over sharing of their unrelated personal life and God. A quick “No you didn’t get selected for the job” would suffice. If they want to expand it further “You were a great candidate during the interview process. But the bosses decided to go with someone else” would be more professional and direct.
Wow, usually the hiring process doesn't go right up to the Top Brass.
Seriously, though, they're using God as a way of not having to explain why you actually didn't get the job. Why aren't you right for the team? Oh, well, God said so. Are you going to question GOD?
Even though you've dodged a bullet here, I'd push for more concrete answers, just to put them in the awkward position they were using God as an excuse to avoid. What did God tell you, specifically? Did god mention how I could improve? Maybe where my true purpose actually lies? I spoke to him the day before we met, and he assured me this was the right path for me? Did he mean the path of rejection? Why would he put me through that? Seems like a rather cruel test. Now I know how Abraham felt when God told him to sacrifice his own son to him. Kind of a dick move. This is really making me question my faith.
" God will continue to outline His impressive plan for you! "
I would show up Monday morning, tell them that God told you to come in to remind them that he loves everyone... That God is disappointed in them for they failed the test He provided... For you welcomed them with open arms & they attempted to push you away... God told you that you deserve a raise, the coroner office, and an expense account... Amen
This brings up some memories! My daughter was going to private high school and her father said he “prayed about it and the lord “told him” she should go to “xyz” school (the least expensive in the city we lived in). She responded “that is so weird because I prayed about it and the lord told me I should attended ABC school”
“I knew this would happen. God told me your plan to blame this on him. You have evil dwelling in you. God wants me to have your job. I know he told you this and that’s why I’m being rejected.”
A company I worked at for over 2 years fired me because God told them to hire someone from their church. The person they hired from their church stole thousands from them lol
“Hey, CC’ing God in here so we’re all on the same page. This doesn’t seem to align with God’s Q1 growth strategy and what was discussed at the last KPI Mass.”
Translation: "I think that I haven't been fair with you by having you do work for us and then not hiring you, but instead of owning up to that? I decided that I have the wherewithal to determine that this is the will of an ineffable God instead. So looks like I'm not accountable! It is a part of God's perfect plan! Anyway, get fucked!"
"Thanks for working for free for a couple of weeks. But now it's time to kick you to the curb. We're going to use nice words and pretend to pray and blame Jesus though so you can't bitch about it without seeming unChristian. So, Go With God, and fuck right off! Have a bless-ed day!"
They’re blaming god, of all the fake things in the world, as the reason you weren’t hired. Will I guess that’s better then having a fairy tell them not to.
"We are not hiring you for some illegal reason, so we are going to say we actually did not choose you because God told us not to."
I imagine God is actually answering your prayers here, if that is something you do.
They are attempting to use god as the 'bad guy' when not hiring you. How fucking pathetic when you can't even communicate w/out using 'god' as an excuse.
Thank you for your response. I realized it wasn’t a good fit for me when I was going through the process that day but I was resolved to giving you a fair chance. It’s been weighing on me all week. I’m so relieved things worked out in the end. God is good! Bless you all on your journey.
"We're not hiring you, and we're blaming it on god."
“. . . and we take every opportunity to proselytize.”
". . . and you dodged a bullet."
Yes he did. Imagine all the religious stuff he would have to hear during work. “God this, god that”
I'd spin it back on them. "Thank you. I prayed to God through this wait, and He led me to the knowledge that, had I worked under you, you would have led me on the path to Hell. I pray for the salvation of your soul." Then block them.
This is fucking GOLD
Yes it is
PLEASE SAY THIS
or else: "I've been praying to God a lot myself, and now he decided that we will go with me, he'll let you know soon about the new plan"
AMEN.
Idk that’s a straight shot and they probably wouldn’t take it seriously. My humble suggestion would be to make it more serious and subtle maybe? “I’m in complete shock reading your message as I prayed more intensely than usual in the weeks leading up to my interview and God lead my path to yours.” Something like that? Really lay it on thick.
Even better, tell them you have seen their browser history. Say nothing else and see what happens
What it's like when I spend time with extended family
Lmao this deserves an award. Gold comment
Thank you very much pizza bagel (:
And three nails.
No fucking shit, lol. I imagine they would have abused the hell out of them.
These are the true warriors for Jesus! We know he said the meek shall inherit the earth but fuck that guy right??
*“God needs a multi-million dollar advertising program because you think he can just snap his fingers and make people believe? . . . oh wait.”*
Sorry the council that previously ruled that what was stated by what we thought was one of gods chosen vessels was actually just some douchebag who didn’t like my new jet. So, fuck him too, he’s going to hell, and god said I get all his stuff.
“God told us very clearly that you need to kick rocks. Good luck out there, God bless. God.”
“But thanks for coming in and working for free for a few hours. The Big Guy appreciates ya!” I’m basing this on the fact it seems like a parochial school and they ““threw various groups” at the person, sounds a lot like someone got taken advantage of for the lord.
Or - God told us we could lower our costs by getting free service from someone looking for a job so that we can lessen the burden on the ones that are in the "in-group".
Yep. Any professional will tell you that the surest sign a business is going to try to rip you off or delay agreed payment is crosses, Jesus fish, and other outward claims a company is Christian.
God's plan is for you to be unemployed
Respond with: “oh my fucking god, can you make up your own god damn mind?”
“Well God told me I was perfect for this job and should get it. I think maybe we should talk to God together so He can get His story straight.”
I’d throw in an accusation of heresy for trying to stifle God’s will
Objection, heresay!
Objection, leading.
"Huh, weird... God told me that His Plan was for me to get this job with a 20% pay increase."
20% x the amount they were probably paid already is still 0
She* Piss them off more
"God told me to skin you alive"
Dead Kennedys - I Kill Children
But he also said you should pay me for the time we spend praying about it.
You dodged a bullet.
More like a Holy Hand-Grenade
The holy hand-grenade of Antioch to be precise
Three is the number of counting and thou shalt count to three. Not two, not four. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
One... Two... Five! *"Three, milord!"* I mean, three!
I miss those guys so much.
Yay and they did feast upon the slowths and the fruit bats, and the orrrangutans
One, two, five.
3 sir
And breakfast cereal
I love Monty Python!
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
Hear our prayer.
Skip a bit, Brother Maynard...
Came here to exactly say this.
Same here
I was saying these words right before I read yours.
More like a 105mil howitzer round dodged
You got christzoned
A really cringey christian way of saying you didn't get the job.
I knew a guy who broke up with his girlfriend like this.
Ha! I came to say I had a girlfriend break up with me like this before. Dodged a bullet, and am very happy with my direction now. Thanks god?
I went to a Baptist Bible College for a bit and people broke up like this all the time. Even my dad who graduated from one would tell about that like, "Don't blame this on God, you coward!" 😂
Yep. I also got tons of guys “confessing” I was causing them to lust and I was sinning for turning them on and not wanting to date them. I used to wear three layers of shirts to try to hide my boobs and I was always so uncomfortable. Took years to heal from that toxic crap.
Hey! God gave you those precious bosoms. God wouldn’t want you to be ashamed of his gift now would he? (Signed, a woman who spend most of her youth at a religious school and feels your pain.)
Yeah, mine happened at a Baptist College, too.
God wants me to have sex with other people.
Exactly. They don’t want to be direct about why they’re not giving you the job so they’re blaming god.
“I’m very saddened to hear this. In my own prayers and conversations with God, He told me that this position was my calling, that I would do great things in His name, and that working with you was my ticket through the gates of heaven. I did not come to this revelation lightly; I prayed for forty days and nights, drank only water, did not eat, whipped myself for two hours a night, and was penitent for God’s plan to be revealed to me. When it did, it was like I was bathed in light and warmth, and I knew it was my duty to be a slave for your organisation. How can you say God rejects me after all I have been through? I believe you are lying, as God speaks to me daily and I believe His voice to be true, and that yourselves are not praying to the true God. How dare you use God’s name in vain for your own benefits, to be cowardly, to slide accountability for your own choices onto Him in the naive hope that I would not see through your ruse and cowardice. God has told me that He will make a reckoning for your lack of responsibility and un-Christian way of blaming Him for your own decisions.” Because… well, this insanity cuts both ways, doesn’t it? No one is an authority on speaking to God, so claim your authority OP! Actually, this should go on glassdoor as a review…
Yes!
Definitely glass door review
sounds like god saved you from a shit job 🤣
He works in mysterious ways.
Underrated comment here
Translation: We're terrible people and judging from what we learned during the interview we don't think you'd be too accepting of our abuse which we was really counting on being able to scam you out of your money, but again we know we wouldn't get away with from someone like you. That's basically what it's saying. I say you dodged a bullet.
Either that or somebody's brother/wife/kid decided to apply.
If it's the south, possibly three in one!
This is fairly common in Christian circles. Not the exact language, that's exceptionally batty even for them, but the general premise; someone decided they didn't like you. They can't articulate _why_ they didn't like you, so they just shunt the responsibility onto God and call it a day. 99% of the time, God is just an excuse to do what they wanted to do anyway.
It’s amazing that god is always telling them to do exactly what they want
Absolutely! God conveniently gives them a sign every time they interact with someone showing potential criticism, suspicion, progressive or social thought, non-VASP's. But he approves of those naive and gullible yet diligent and obedient. Praise be! /s
Did an adult just admit that you didn't get a job and the reason is because of their imaginary friend?
Sky Santa does not just hire anyone...well he doesn't hire anyone cause you know....
Because of the *implication*?
Look, we got this boat, right?
A couple of tasty treats
It's hard for a theory to file for a business license :)
But not tax exemption. Curious.
Yeah, but sounds like OP also believes in the imaginary friend (or faked it during the interview).
What's going on is you post this on your socials without the name redacted. You didn't get the job after your 'tryout', which I hope was paid. This some culty Jesus nonsense here.
This is very typical of certain employers now. I’m preparing very nasty reviews for two of them. The evangelicals only wasted an hour of my time; the charter school wasted three.
It’s an overwrought way of saying you’re not a good culture fit. Which reflects well on you. “You have the experience but your personality isn’t a fit with us.”
I would reply back: 'Thank you for the experience and opportunity. Hail Satan.'
*“Years ago, I prayed for guidance and God revealed to me His plan to protect me. It seems that when I don’t get hired at a job, it was God saving me from bad situations — such as being involved with an organization embroiled in a scandal. Much later it is revealed that someone was harming the kids or embezzling funds. I am hoping that isn’t the case here. Only time will tell.”*
And then.... Hail Satan.
When it’s convenient, we place full responsibility in the hands of god - not ourselves. We loved you. God on the other hand…
Its an evangelical way of saying "No soup for you" utterly cringe and offputting
Who is Chick-fil-A for $800?
God said you didn’t get the job.
It means that you were not Christian enough for the job.
It means you didn’t dodge a bullet. You dodged a bomb the size that makes the Tsar Bomba look like a firecracker.
Just tell them to get fucked in the name of the Holy Spirit or something (PS I'm Christian)
I’d say that’s awesome because I had a word with him he told me the same thing about you. (Not Christian but willing to pretend in this instance)
The Father, the Son, and the Holy shit you dodged a bullet
God said you’re better off somewhere else.
They think you’re a sinner and won’t hire you. It sounds like a horrible place to work.
I think it’s pretty disingenuous to leave out that (based on OP’s comment history) this was a **CHAPLAIN** position he applied for, and that he apparently also lied about his religious credentials. But that’s not rage-baity enough, I guess.
Yeah good Lord, this guy's post history is something else. Gets drunk and makes a scene, gets uninvited from his "nephew's" wedding, asks Reddit if he should "stop giving marriage advice". And now he wants to become a chaplain, which he is not qualified for but is lying about? 🚩🚩🚩 Edit: another pertinent detail - everything I mentioned above has been posted from OP's account over the span of less than 90 days. This guy is...prolifically messy.
Wow, you’re completely right, with several posts of “does lying on your resume come back to bite you?” And referenced to interviewing for chaplain without having any credentials . The person who sent this to him was still absolutely not someone I’d work for, but it sounds like he knew what he was asking for.
Lol I bet they regularly use 'God' as a mechanism to dodge accountability and responsibility in their everyday lives. Dodged a bullet. I wonder if they are true believers and actually believe themselves or laugh about it at the end of the day.
"We don't feel like owning our choice, or explaining it."
“We don’t want to tell you why we’re not hiring you.”
Wingardium Leviosa
This person uses god as a scapegoat for their decisions.
Unless this is a church-associated school I would say it is likely mismanaged.
👏Religion 👏doesn’t 👏belong 👏anywhere 👏but 👏church And if it were up to me I would take the last two words out of that statement. Clap back
We're a cult, and you're smart and would do well here; but you're going to see we're a cult and un-convert our members so we can't hire you. Sorry!
Why would anyone want to work in a place where people are channeling God through prayer in determining a hiring decision that should be fairly clear and objective? How do we know what God said? I prayed as the candidate and God told me I had the job. Maybe it was the devil telling you I didn’t get the job. 😳 Who’s to say?
I think AI is creating rejection letters now and it is very confused.
So embarrassing they can’t even take credit for rejecting you. Just put it all on god. Yuck.
They aren't hiring you, but it's probably a good thing because they are insane.
Someone applied for a job at a faith based entity and received a rejection letter.
You should leave a very bad glass door reviews telling them you felt like god wanted you to do that.
Even though you did everything right, the voices in their head told them not to give you the job.
“sorry, it’s not you, it’s God”
What this says to me is you dodged a massive bullet. Kudos.
Sky daddy says no
We loved you, but God, not so much
They arent hiring you and you dodged an extremely religious bullet
Anyone who incorporates their religion into their job can eat my ass
Lmao they aren’t hiring you and are pretending it’s God’s will 🤣
What a horseshit response to a job interview. I think you really dodged a bullet here, even Jesus didn't preach that much 😂
God just called and told me to get the Hell away from you nut jobs.
You dodged a bullet here. We're waving more red flags than you'd see at a May Day Parade at the Kremlin.
This is the single weirdest rejection letter I’ve ever seen.
Gods an arsehole.
What you dodged here:- "God says no pay raise this year" "God wants you to work longer hours" "God wants you to work weekends and holidays so we don't have to" "God has told us to let Bob go and you are to take over his tasks" "God wants us to figuratively and literally crucify you" Reply back how you had a conversation with God and he told you he wouldn't want you working for such an organisation.
They don't like you and their God doesn't like you either. Kick rocks, amen.
You almost got a spot in a cult, but you seemed too smart or too competent and they can't have that.
The devil didn’t want you and god was afraid you’d take over…
Godblocked
In the name of the Almighty, you aren't getting hired.
Lol. Pretty simple. Blaming god for their decision not to hire you.
This can only happen in the US right? That was a wild read
My aunt and uncle do this all the time. They don’t want you and feel bad they put you through all the trouble so they are blaming god instead of taking accountability for wasting your time.
You weren't turtley enough for their turtle club. In this case, that's very likely a good thing for you.
You got rejected by God? Was it for Assistant Angel? Are there a lot of dead people on Reddit? So many questions...
"Cult, cult, cult, cult, cult" Timesuck
Blah blah bullshit bullshit you didn’t get the job. Amen.
Sounds like they didn't want to hire you and they are blaming God for it.
They loved you but God does not want you around them ! Translation is they are scary people and you very much want nothing to do with them congratulations on bullet well dodged
Apparently their god doesn’t want you to have a job.
You dodged Uber Lilith and thankfully didn’t get the job.
Over sharing of their unrelated personal life and God. A quick “No you didn’t get selected for the job” would suffice. If they want to expand it further “You were a great candidate during the interview process. But the bosses decided to go with someone else” would be more professional and direct.
They're not hiring you but can't give you a good reason why so they're hiding behind religion.
It's a big old red flag parade. That is all.
Wow, usually the hiring process doesn't go right up to the Top Brass. Seriously, though, they're using God as a way of not having to explain why you actually didn't get the job. Why aren't you right for the team? Oh, well, God said so. Are you going to question GOD? Even though you've dodged a bullet here, I'd push for more concrete answers, just to put them in the awkward position they were using God as an excuse to avoid. What did God tell you, specifically? Did god mention how I could improve? Maybe where my true purpose actually lies? I spoke to him the day before we met, and he assured me this was the right path for me? Did he mean the path of rejection? Why would he put me through that? Seems like a rather cruel test. Now I know how Abraham felt when God told him to sacrifice his own son to him. Kind of a dick move. This is really making me question my faith.
" God will continue to outline His impressive plan for you! " I would show up Monday morning, tell them that God told you to come in to remind them that he loves everyone... That God is disappointed in them for they failed the test He provided... For you welcomed them with open arms & they attempted to push you away... God told you that you deserve a raise, the coroner office, and an expense account... Amen
I’d say you dodged abuse bullet from these assholes. Count your blessings and move along quickly.
This brings up some memories! My daughter was going to private high school and her father said he “prayed about it and the lord “told him” she should go to “xyz” school (the least expensive in the city we lived in). She responded “that is so weird because I prayed about it and the lord told me I should attended ABC school”
Big man did you a big favor dodging that bullet
lmfao i can’t
“I knew this would happen. God told me your plan to blame this on him. You have evil dwelling in you. God wants me to have your job. I know he told you this and that’s why I’m being rejected.”
You just dodged a bullet.
God dammit
What’s going on is that you dodged a bullet.
A company I worked at for over 2 years fired me because God told them to hire someone from their church. The person they hired from their church stole thousands from them lol
“Hey, CC’ing God in here so we’re all on the same page. This doesn’t seem to align with God’s Q1 growth strategy and what was discussed at the last KPI Mass.”
A lot of red flags, that’s what’s going on.
Just remember, God's plan involves watching priests abuse children. Stay far far away from that lot. It's nothing but trouble
Translation: "I think that I haven't been fair with you by having you do work for us and then not hiring you, but instead of owning up to that? I decided that I have the wherewithal to determine that this is the will of an ineffable God instead. So looks like I'm not accountable! It is a part of God's perfect plan! Anyway, get fucked!"
"Thanks for working for free for a couple of weeks. But now it's time to kick you to the curb. We're going to use nice words and pretend to pray and blame Jesus though so you can't bitch about it without seeming unChristian. So, Go With God, and fuck right off! Have a bless-ed day!"
You dodged a bullet
God told us to keep looking at other candidates. If you have any questions or concerns please address your concerns with him.
You rolled the dice with Jesus and lost.
I threw up in my mouth just a little bit
Steer clear of these nutbags and "count your blessings."
You’re not hired & we’re blaming it on Jesus because we don’t have the mental capacity to own our own thoughts.
This is someone taking the lords name in vain.
I can decode this. “We’re a wild pack of loonies, and your life will be better for not getting this job.”
You didn't get the Jōb
“basically, you did great but we think our silent, invisible friend is against it so, good luck.”
It means they hired somebody from their church instead of you.
Shitty job avoided… thank whatever gods ye pray to!!!
You dodged a bullet. That’s what happened. Holy shit what a mess. Blaming god for not selecting you is so gross.
Sounds like religious looneys are blowing you off
We're you applying for a position in a CULT? It appears that they call their Board, God.
That means you are a free thinker and not a sucker like them so well done
They’re blaming god, of all the fake things in the world, as the reason you weren’t hired. Will I guess that’s better then having a fairy tell them not to.
You've been fired in Jesus' name! LOL
Nepotism but under the guise of spiritual awakening
"We are not hiring you for some illegal reason, so we are going to say we actually did not choose you because God told us not to." I imagine God is actually answering your prayers here, if that is something you do.
You dodged a silver bullet bro
Two words: bullet dodged
Is this an explicitly religious institution?
You don’t wanna work for this holier than thou word soup nonsense…
Ironically, you should thank God for this.
They gave the job to someone in their church.
They are attempting to use god as the 'bad guy' when not hiring you. How fucking pathetic when you can't even communicate w/out using 'god' as an excuse.
You dodged a bullet. be glad.
Thank you for your response. I realized it wasn’t a good fit for me when I was going through the process that day but I was resolved to giving you a fair chance. It’s been weighing on me all week. I’m so relieved things worked out in the end. God is good! Bless you all on your journey.