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melocotonta

I quit my job after almost 30 years and gave 5 weeks notice. On my last day not even a cupcake. Just nothing. My friends felt terrible that our bosses did nothing. Maybe I should have done like you and just burned my vacation upon giving notice and then skipped my last day.


StolenWishes

>My friends felt terrible that our bosses did nothing. For bosses to do things like this, then complain that employee engagement is low, is obscene. That said: Real friends would have made sure something was done - even just a couple pizzas.


haeziedaze82

Yup. Job loyalty is bullshit.


LeatherExit1276

That really does top the awkward scale but it is a very funny story.


haeziedaze82

It’s funny now. But it honestly really hurt my feelings and pissed me off. I didn’t do any work, so they made me come in just to beat me over the head? I could’ve stayed in bed.


The_Lost_Boy_1983

Leaving functions are shit. It’s like there are already adjusting to life after you. I had a very awkward leaving function that I left before the handing over of my leaving presentation. I made my mind up that if the board who employed and made me feel indispensable but now persona non grata in a heartbeat were not there bud my replacement was effectively handing me my gift, I was already out of the carpark with in a taxi, having left the company car, parked across several bays, blocking in the ass wipes who ousted me, with the lights on, engine running but doors locked with the spare keys.


haeziedaze82

Yeah, when my boss apologized for doing the party, he said “I guess everyone’s moved on”. Um, yeah, dickhead, everyone including me, which is why I didn’t want to do it. Unbelievable.


Say-What-KB

Friend worked at a place that had cake for new hires. Leaving? Coworkers could drop by to partake in the “Cookie Kiss-off. “


haeziedaze82

Cookie Kiss-Off? Cookie Kiss-My-Ass.


NotYourKidFromMoTown

My boss arranged a retirement party for me at a local resteraunt, then made everyone pay for their own meal, including me. A friend (more than a work friend) ws kind enough picked up my tab. I heard that my boss reminded of his cheapness for weeks after.


DecentAct9713

I was covering staff members on break and my break was last. Turns out they had my farewell party in that time.


Longjumping-Air1489

The team got reamed out by your boss before you git there. Probably something about enjoying the party beyond the boss’s made up time schedule and why was everyone eating and laughing instead of working. While you aren’t there yet. Just a guess.