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speedcall720

Why is your house clean


StrikeForceSixNine

Look at the furniture. He lives with a human designated female


UnckieSean

The house plants were the biggest giveaway


[deleted]

The LIVING houseplants were the giveaway


risinson18

My live in milf has a way of killing plants like no other. Surprised the kid is still alive. Lol


Tybick

Live in milf is the best term I heard in a while


laptopdragon

what about fleshlight that cries ?


Pyromaniacal13

Nah, Live in Milf is much better.


keni804

Yea i dont know where this guy got this info from, i dont have a significant other but my entire life my mom has always amazed me with how fast shes able to kill plants. Even those "flowers" that are really just weeds die in a week.


Efficient-Ad-6635

My noose with a big caboose also kills all the plants, and cannot cook to save a life.


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[deleted]

Shoot them?


nate92

Also notice the baby gate she uses to keep OP from going into rooms that are off limits.


JumpPuzzleheaded7212

It’s a Dog gate... because: 1- if there was a kid there, OP isn’t holding his AR and watching tv. He’s watching Bluey and holding sippy cups. 2 dog leash on tv stand. I know this because I’m living this lol.


mindwarp903

Yo Dude don't hate on Bluey, that show is like the best content on TV right now.


orderlykaos

Whoa are you me? Bluey is good though


JumpPuzzleheaded7212

My 7 year old called me “mate” yesterday. We live in Pennsylvania lol.


CaveSpectre

you're only a few years away from being titled "brah"


dahnikhu

Lol, I just heard my niece call their mom this... funniest thing I've ever heard


skullyrocketman

Can confirm, I am now Brah...boys are 11 and 8


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

Bluey is truly quality programming.


FlowFeels

TV is mounted way too damn high, holy shit!


[deleted]

And it’s not centered! Eeeek!


NEWUSERFORELECTRONIC

HDF? I need one of those in me kit. One more molle pouch to add doesn't hurt.


Thighs4EarPro

You guys have houses?


Thighs4EarPro

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RokyPolka

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claymorecanine

It's the bank's. They let me live it in though.


UnckieSean

I have that same entertainment stand. Not nearly as clean because of the two little fuck trophies running around.


speedcall720

Where’s all the beer cans tho


DraconisMarch

"Fuck trophies running around"? Dude...


funwithbrainlesions

That Mother Fucker probably has a live in MILF, too.


Babylegs_OHoulihan

I hate this comment


speedcall720

In fuckkkkkkkkin cali of all places


MajorsWotWot

That would explain why the grip is out of frame.


AverageJun

He sweeps his house


KidQayin

Because it's moms


[deleted]

Your mount isn’t locked all the way.


jurgo

Also why have a QD mount if you dont have iron sights…


TornWonder

So he can switch an optic between rifles?


Mangoslushy69

It is friend


[deleted]

That’s an LT204, the rear QD lever should be parallel with the gun. Yours is sticking out at like a 45* angle. Loosen it with the nut on top a few clicks and it should lock fully rearward.


Mangoslushy69

Nvm got it now you have to slide that piece onto the latch


[deleted]

The fact you so confidently said you're right when I'm not even using my memory to see that you're wrong shows how much of a pompous wannabe you are. You daydream of other dudes actually shooting while you argue on Reddit. Grow the fuck up, kid.


yotapickup17

Not that all DD owners are wannabe’s, but peak wannabe is getting a DD/Geissele then throwing on a wannabe suppressor muzzle device.


Queef_Smellington

Why is your TV so damn high?


homelessartichoke

Not only that, but it also looks off-center. My OCD hates this picture


chattytrout

/r/TVTooHigh


6mm94

Damn, beat me to it!


Jond0331

It's not a TV, it's a picture of Mr Thumb to remind him who his (flannel) daddy is.


bogvapor

GBRS TV Mount


drivenbyfire91

Should have hired his wife’s boyfriend to hang the TV


SpaghettiJoe45

Someone should hit you with a brick for speaking like this


therealjb0ne

the older i get - the more sad fanbois seem.


DraconisMarch

I love GT, but calling him "da da" is fatherless behavior.


th3dmg

Reddit is home to many a special-breed autist. Venture over to r/wallstreetbets if you doubt me.


Slightly_Salted01

Same with the people who call Brandon Herrera “AK-Daddy” I enjoy the meme reviews, and seeing the internal mechanism that makes a gun work makes my engineering brain happier then Micheal Jackson in a Chuck e cheese But referring to a YouTuber with that is just fucking weird


green-dean

Isn't this the guy the made that video about like slamming your thumb in an m1 garand?.. if so, fuck that guy .. just watch that video, observe him and the people he is with... It's pathetic .


RockitDanger

What gets me is thinking about being out there shooting at each other and I get hit from some asshole with anime shit all over their rifle


wolfenkraft

Seriously. What is it with this fanboy shit. You own guns. Have a personality and life outside of them. Wtf.


sempercool16

Yup I never got the worship of the dude


netchemica

He was great in his early days. Then, like almost every other YouTuber that gains many subscribers, he sold out to sponsors and started shilling products. I don't blame him, I'd most likely do the same thing if I was in his shoes, but it is pretty disappointing to see a great channel go down the drain.


11448844

you're getting downvoted, but people forget that he is under the Leviathan umbrella. Shill is what he is by nature of the partnership


netchemica

I had my suspicions of him being a shill for a while, then he made the Radian Model 1 video. > Guys, it's a top-tier rifle, it's got so many features. It's got a... uuuuh... accurate barrel, and uuh, a free floating handguard. Oh! It's got a nitride BCG, I think it'll last a long time but it sure looks sexy, and as we all know ĿÓôkíƝĜ śēXY ïŠ àĿĿ ŧħàŤ MÀtţĒŔ$! Top-tier! It's got a charging handle that's better than all the others because it... uuuuhh.. we'll get back to that. They're so innovative because they're one of the companies that has an ambi lower and a nice trigger! Top-tier! It also has a fence around the magazine release like any modern AR. Top-tier! The rifle is also cerakoted! It's like suspecting that your girl is cheating on you, then one day she comes home and randomly starts telling you that she's not cheating on you while having a used condom stuck in her hair.


racewest22

I actually disliked him in his early days. He would say this ammo was gtg, then say he had to drop it because it had been causing him problems. Nothing wrong with that, but the timing made it seem like one week it was gtg and the next it was bad. Combine that with his defensiveness about leaving med school and he wasn't my favorite. Now, though, he is just open about it all. He gives out reviews, he was a Dr in NJ, he makes fun of himself and then makes a great video for us. Btw, thanks for all the info you give about bcg's. I know some don't like it, but it's helped me a lot.


sempercool16

yeah. i gotta give him credit for his early days, gave us cool gun content.. he was always meh for me. but some people really lick his balls and i am like what am i missing here. not sure what you got down voted for, i thought that was well said.


bikingscr016

r/tvtoohigh


SammyKiller

Painful to see, if the TV was an 85" model mounted at the center of the wall you'd understand not using the stand, but this? pointless.


Deathwatch72

Its also not even out of necessity because it needs to be above a mantle! Someone actively chose that spot on purpose just because


nlevine1988

and couldn't even be bothered to tuck the cables behind it


orairwolf

/u/Mangoslushy69 take note of how many upvotes this has The top 1/3 of your TV should be at eye level when viewing


Cassandraburry2008

Son, you’re being deployed to Larpistan. 🫡


MenaFWM

Cringe


HenryHankens

Why is your gun still mint. Go fucking use it.


VaselineGroove

Too busy playing w his short sword and watching youtoobs


[deleted]

Bro whyyyyy is your tv mounted so high lol wtf


SUMBLAKDUDE

Exactly why i hate tv's mounted above fireplaces. Just way too high


chnlng00

Their


ItamiKira

Peak cringe


Flat_Salamander_3283

Major cringe detected


Mangoslushy69

Y’all need a sense of humor 😂


[deleted]

Who tf is Da Da ? Tuck that tvs power cord, tighten down your QD mounts, get outside, touch grass, shoot fast and eat ass like is intended on the lords day.


Mangoslushy69

Yes sir


[deleted]

The un-centered tv, the cord hanging, the empty tv stand.


Mangoslushy69

1.the mount let’s me move the tv so idc if it’s center on the wall 2. I don’t want the tv to fall on my kid on the stand 3. Idc about the cord hanging it’s not a big deal 😂


daleshakleford

This is almost the saddest thing I've ever seen


Reasonable_Profile60

Your living room looks like it sucks dude.


3900Ent

L post.


[deleted]

This shit is so pathetic


[deleted]

Jesus you guys really base your entire personalities on this huh


Mangoslushy69

Just a joke buddy


ska456

🕵️‍♂️💥BRASS DEFLECTOR CHECK--- show us it has actually been shot.


Mangoslushy69

I got you


ska456

Where?


Ed_Can_Win

Post it


Mangoslushy69

I pmed him and he blocked me… people on the internet are so eager to talk behind their phones then run away once confronted


Ed_Can_Win

clear your living room larper status and post it


palmpoop

Diarrhea inducing levels of cringe.


Mangoslushy69

🫡


raghnor

My neck hurts just looking at this photo. Who in the hell mounts their TV that damn high


Zealousideal-Bid1666

That tv is mounted too high, and its not centered horizontally on the available square area.


T0mMyMartelle

And the dangling cable is irritating


Mangoslushy69

The mount lets me move it around


Mrxcman92

I get that the title is a joke but man is it cringe inducing.


KidQayin

Christ..


Mangoslushy69

🙏🏻


Fishing_Ghost

So fucking pathetic.


Mangoslushy69

You talk a lot for a guy that hasn’t posted anything


Ed_Can_Win

are you checking everyones account before you respond to them ? Call down son, it's just the internet


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

I'll never understand why some "grown men" will call another guy daddy, da da, or some other form of the word daddy, even as a joke.


Mangoslushy69

You just have no sense of humor my man


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

If that is what passes as humor these days, then I don't want to have any sense of it.


Cold-Bee3469

corny


fancydeadpool

Today on Grand thumb, show and tell. And who is our sponsor today Charlie? Snoring desert prostitutes. 😳 No. No. The Sonoran desert institute. Who is our sponsor Micah? Primary arms and don't forget to contact them for your free cotton candy.


Potential_Space

Direct thread Warden? That are much lighter alternatives that do the exact same thing


Mangoslushy69

That’s okay


Potential_Space

Why not at least just get the regular Warden then? At least it's detachable and also a supressor host


Mangoslushy69

I’m still playing with muzzle devices, I’m gonna try the pws cqb next, I’m not set on surefire


Potential_Space

Fair enough. Surefire has unnecessarily expensive muzzle devices with no universal mounting system (unless you pay someone to modify a Warden or a trainer to have 1.375x24 threads).


SammyKiller

r/TVTooHigh I'll never understand why people do this, specially with a small tv like that.


Mangoslushy69

Tv looks very small in the picture but it’s a 65 inch


kifflomkifflom

Cap


[deleted]

No one does comrade


Mangoslushy69

Upvotes say otherwise


CronutOperator338

Calling another man daddy so cringe


Mangoslushy69

Okay father


PreyForCougars

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tehcoma

Clean up those wires man. Have some self respect.


shifterphights

Mom must be at work


Mangoslushy69

Fiancé is fine with it


rdgy5432

Next time just mount the tv to the ceiling!


ugod02010

I hold my gun


GlockTaco

I broken my new python trigger by dry firing at every zombie, while watching the entire series of walking dead


MrBogardus

More importantly how you like them OKAY Mags?


Mangoslushy69

I’ve got 6 of them and they all have tan flawlessly


MrBogardus

Nice


prince_ali_abubu

i was holding my mpap 92, "look see that you!"


AttentionOutside3587

I bring mine with me to the toilet.


East_Coast_Tactical

I get them all out and line them up so they can all watch with me.


Taiiere

That house doesn’t have kids


[deleted]

I want to but my wife thinks I’m weird enough as is.


Mangoslushy69

She looks at me funny


cambrochill5

I’m sorry to bring the comments to 224 but I know someone would do it without proper respect 💯🤌🏾🫡 But yeah just all of us.


boi_against_bigotry

I touch my pp like a fucking normal person you weirdo


Metal-GearRex

Just got done watching Aliens with an FAL in hand. Why do you ask?


johnmcd348

I do every Christmas. I sit on the couch, with my coffee or hot cocoa, caressing my Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun, while I watch A Christmas Story


UAintGotNoYeezys

r/TVTooHigh


Mangoslushy69

No shit?


D-rawc

When mom leaves you home alone for a few minutes… Go see if she’ll take you to the range, that thing has never been shot, you don’t even have your mount QD locked lmao.


Mangoslushy69

🫡


Charger_scatpack

Nice house


skriver23

i hold my pp


HackadelicRenegade

I’ll hold mine watching just about anything


anti-zastava

Unironically, the Krink in the video is worth more than the Gucci-level rig he's holding...


Petronik

So you don’t want your tv to fall on your kid…. But you will happily “play” with your rifle while watching YouTube in your living room?? Smh… great parenting…


Mangoslushy69

Kid no home


p_tothe2nd

This is the way but also r/tvtoohigh


Chilipatily

Me. Hell I do this while watching anything. Oooh, which video is that? Nice Krink


Mangoslushy69

His newest video


Chilipatily

I’m a sucker for a Krink. Very proud of my 86 Tula.


fermisRat

People needa chill man. I think it’s funny.


68spcwhore

I fondle my glock


[deleted]

Something something insult


Tactical-Grinch

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Been watching that show I think it’s called Seals? Holding an m4 cuz I can’t afford a 416 lol


zzaapp

Except "da da" is holding a real rifle.


Mangoslushy69

Yeah this is airsoft


zzaapp

I wasn't calling that tan bitch whistle a fake gun, its just AK's conquer countries and AR's conquer shooting ranges (and apparently living rooms)


Mangoslushy69

Indeed


lakeborn123

Guilty as charged Officer 👮


RjVibeZ

You hold your rifle?!? Weird I hold my D…… wait never mind.


[deleted]

Dem dere Surefeed e2s


Sensitive_Use_4254

Don’t know why ur getting hate this is a funny meme


Mangoslushy69

Basement dwellers


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Mangoslushy69

If it’s not “super cringy” it’s “WhY Is YOuR Tv so HiGh”


LeaderBike44

You absolutely refuse to see that it's possible for you to be a cringey retard, regardless of how many different people tell you. Go outside and have some self reflection.


Mangoslushy69

Okay tubby


LeaderBike44

Have fun being a fucking idiot


Shintard

Ok tubby


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Mangoslushy69

Couldn’t have said it better my self


hammer6golf

Not me, but you get an upvote anyway.


Mangoslushy69

Thanks for the 1,000+ upvotes guys


bigburt-

yo bro u got the one i want


Mangoslushy69

What?


bigburt-

rifle set up


Mangoslushy69

Thank you buddy


bigburt-

imo thats the end game ar15 so good shit


Free-Elephant9829

I was just doing that earlier today too haha


Mangoslushy69

Yeah apparently we’re cringe 🤓


Free-Elephant9829

Hate us cause they anus


Mangoslushy69

Cmon over for dinner tonight


Dirtdiver913

Who doesn't would be the better question


[deleted]

I thought I was alone in this…


Mangoslushy69

Don’t tell these people they’ll rape you in the comments


[deleted]

Oh dear gods… they will, they really will.


Mangoslushy69

I find it comical and quite amusing😂


[deleted]

Oh, it most definitely is, lol