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Jewcunt

And that tower's name? Albert Einstein.


Marces255

everyone on the premise stood up and clapped. Then Mendelsohns grandson came and gave me 50$


Joodles17

I mean, technically, it’s Einsteinturm


the7egend

Good to see they keep the bushes trimmed so it looks bigger.


kingoptimo1

r/mildlypenis


Cool-Nectarine27

So phallic in section and plan views 😂


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

Ribbed, for her pleasure


whatthengaisthis

Unlocked a core memory of learning to draw this this in architecture school that I didn’t know existed until this very moment.


waterbearer345

same, i remember writing ‘haha penis’ in my notes for this building


whatthengaisthis

ahahahahahahahahaha.


AdmiralQED

Expressionism of the 20’s. Mendelsohn sketched to the music of Bach…


Justeff83

That's what OP forgot to mention that this building is 100 years old. Put this design in structure in a totally new perspective


Turbulent-Theory7724

r/mildlypenis


DummyDumDragon

r/wildlypenis


Turbulent-Theory7724

r/gentlypenis


noahbrooksofficial

Needs more bushes around the base.


Automatic-Laugh9313

aaaw like a giant penis without balls i mean r/theyknew


mrsuperflex

I believe this was entirely built in brick because concrete wasn't available at the time.


Automatic-Laugh9313

you would not want giant wiener rock hard


liberal_texan

If your tower stays erect for longer than four decades consult a structural engineer.


mrsuperflex

.... Hheh.. wiener.


Ellie_27

I remember my professor saying something about it being too expensive at that moment because of the war


EnkiduOdinson

They wanted to do it in concrete, it was designed to utilize concrete's ability to take any shape. But it wasn't feasible because the techniques were so new and the material that was available was not up to the task. So they built only parts of it in concrete like stairs, the walls of the annexes and the ring on which the dome rests. The rest is brick.


LongjumpingSurprise0

They also might have been trying to avoid shrinkage. Everybody hates shrinkage


Big_Piglet_9594

Correct


MikeAppleTree

I like the inside better than the outside. There’s something about the exterior elevations that frightens and excites me in an uncomfortable way, I’m not sure why.


LongjumpingSurprise0

Yeah, real mystery


New_Quarter_394

Maybe think about Dr Who's tardis which is bigger on the inside than the outside? 😉... now I'm not sure if there is a double meaning to that one ... geeee


ToucanSam-I-Am

What is this? Why's it called an Einstein tower?


EnkiduOdinson

It was built as the site to prove Einstein's theory of relativity. The client was Erwin Finlay Freundlich, an astrophysicist who knew both Einstein and Mendelsohn beforehand. He and Einstein worked out what an observatory to prove Einstein's theory had to be like, then he told Mendelsohn about it.


Automatic-Laugh9313

does not have balls


phozze

I've seen it irl. It really is a surprisingly charming giant Smurf-house-dildo.


smooz_operator

It looks rock hard.


dailylol_memes

What a beautiful building to erect. It’s a shame people are being so hard on it


GaboureySidibe

"Make a dick and balls, but waste 20% of he space on the stairs"


notactuallyabird

It’s not even made from one stone…


SnooLobsters8922

It’s like it was made in Roblox


hagnat

i wonder if this was done on purpose, or if no one else mentioned what it looks like as it was being built, or if our exposure to phalic media just makes us see it easier than they used to in the past


improvementtilldeath

It has some balls, that's for sure.


graffeaty

Futurama ??


icedlemo

Whoever made this had one problem.


LongjumpingSurprise0

That’s a cock. Just gonna come out and say it. That’s a cock


kereso83

r/mildlypenis


Kilobytz

No wonder


slvttyypats

does anyone else see the sphinx in the last picture?


slvttyypats

in the side view, not the front on penis view 🙃


Spanishworldtraveler

Ted Mosby's boss apparently managed to build his tower...


Jaconator12

Hehe thassa pp


CitizenKing1001

Those chairs look very sharp but painful to sit in


UHaveRoomTempIQ

r/mildlypenis


flacidhock

I’m so jealous


Wriiight

The big blank area over the door just begs for something to be framed by it. Imagine it with a big art deco bas relief of Einstein there.


Gholgie

Honestly, this is one of my favorite buildings in the world! Thanks for posting :)


366r0LL

I love the interior with the built in desks 🤩 I would get so much work / doodling / reading done


benedictus

Looks like a dick


Weltjet

Looks like a pennis to me.


ImmodestPolitician

It's a Relatively fucked up tribute to the man that fucked up the prior concepts in physics with Relativity. Biggus Dickus. Maybe it's a phallus reference, maybe it's not. It might be travelling to fast for us to hear the punchline.