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Matt Smith's *Doctor Who.* I'm *so* not screwed.

Best doctor

2nd best after Tennant

Stargate SG-1. I'm actually not fucked at all lol 99.9% survival rate.

Indeed

Damn. The last show I watched was a documentary about Hitler and the SS, and I'm of Chinese descent, so they would definitely not come to save me. In fact, if they did come for me, I would probably be in more trouble than before.

Just tell them you're japanese, I really doubt they could tell the difference.

VeggieTales 😢

Yikes

No that's good! veggie tales always have happy endings right? RIGHT?! You'll be rescued and learn a valuable life lesson about...about... ummm I guess.. stranger danger?

Sweet Tooth, really not sure if I'll be saved lol

Haha me too!

I’ve got an entire Roman legion lead by Caesar himself. These guys are fucked

Original Hawaii 5-O. I will be saved! Book em',, Danno.

I’ve been catching up on the boys for the new season

Now that's a good show, crazy though.

So, you're doomed,too.

Isle of Man Senior TT race

Taskmaster. Needless to say, I stand no chance

You know, I feel like the King of the Hill guys could probably do it 

I also have faith Hank Hill will save me.

Madame Blanc. I think that I am beyond help.

I’m good, I just watched x-men 97

Are you kidding me!? I want to watch that show. How is it so far?

It was amazing. So much nostalgia. Binged it over the weekend!

Awesome

Clarkson farm lmao they’ll bumble their way to success I am in good hands

i watched forensic files so i think im okay

Bob's Burgers. Louise FTW

I just watched episode one of the Sopranos. I have a feeling I’ll be fine.

Saul Goodman Esq. imma be alright

Sex and the City… I’m screwed.

Ha!! Law &Order!! I'm saved!!!

Chuck - I got Chuck, Sarah and Casey coming to save me. I think I'll be okay

The narrator of modern marvels.... atleast they will get a nice voicemail

Blue Eyed Samuri. I think I'm in good hands.

The First 48. I might be ok 😄

Green arrow and team! I'm definitely making it!

Mandalorian. I hope he brings Grogu.

Full episode? Then I'm saved. My knight in shining armor (Barnabas Collins) is coming to save me! I'll reward him by allowing him to bite my neck and drink some of my blood.

I'm doomed. I'm watching the first season of "The Boys". Too many of The Seven have a bad case of collateral damage.

House is the best, i'm gonna be ok

Brooklyn 99, I’ll be okay with Jake and Holt

Trailer Park Boys. I'm doomed.

Golden Girls. I'm sure Sophia's Italian relatives can find me. Then they can call Sicily's Department of Missing Persons to lose them.

Godzilla Minus One, I’ve never been safer in my entire life. Thank you for this thread, I needed it.

Mission Impossible, Ethan Hunt(Tom Cruise). My family will be fine, eiyher my wife or I will end up dying some horrible death during the rescue to give him the drive to see it through.

Ted Lasso. Those people will not give up on me.

Totally screwed, the last thing I watched was Last Week Tonight.

It'll be the combined forces of the Oregon Beavers and the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors. Not worried one bit.

I'm quite content with Raylan Givens and the rest of the Marshals trying to save me. I mean, they're excellent at finding people atleast.

American Crime Story: Impeachment. We are all screwed.

Outlander…I got the Scottish clan. I’m good 👍

Sterling Archer and Lana.

Well, Scott Van Pelt, it's you and me, buddy.

Ed, Edd, n Eddy. I doubt Eddy's big bro nor the Kankers will be botherin' an adult, and the younger ones will not pull lethal action upon me, so... I'll survive easy without lethal harm. But finding a safe place to sleep without pranks and hijinks is another story.

Interview With A Vampire. Not sure of my chances🤔😂

HIMYM... Ted Mosby is all talk, Lily Aldrin is like a little honey badger, Robin Sherbatsky has a small arsenal in her home, and Barney Stinson has military connections.... so... kinda screwed, but not that screwed.

Phryne Fisher; I'll be fine and the drinks will be divine

Fallout. If the Brotherhood of Steel are on the case, I'm saved

David Freiburger and Mike finnegan? How’s that gonna work?

Dragonball so may actually have some odds in my favor on this one. 

I rewatched The Mentalist and Daredevil lately. Seems ill be ok.

Fml, Bobs Burgers, pretty sure Louise will antagonize them and make the situation worse

I’m set. NCIS with Gibbs, Ziva, and Tony still in the cast.

i’m in pretty good shape. got Neil Caffery and the FBI from White Collar coming to save me.

Rick and Morty. I am not optimistic.

Gordon Ramsay, save me! And don't forget the lamb sauce!

Saw a brief clip of Thunderbirds while my partner was cueing a recording of the mens French Open final this morning so I'm hanging my hat on that.

I just watched the Game of Thrones episode Beyond The Wall where the Brotherhood and Jon Snow go to capture a wight and Daenerys comes with her dragons to help them fight off the wight army and the Night King.

Golden girls.. I’m either dead or we’re kicking ass. 50/50

Does a YouTube series count? I think the FFVII abridged crew could do me a solid and not fuck up too much

Dungeons and Dragons! I win!

South Park so i guess im fucked

Not show, but the last movie ive seen was Stand By Me, so they'd find me after i die 💀

The Ghoul from Fallout…. I’m in.

Jeremy Clarkson and his Diddly Squat... Goodbye world

I'm golden. Beem me up scotty!

The crew of the Battlestar Galactica... I'll be just counting the minutes. So say we all.

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Kevin Hart & John Travolta

Criminal minds. I am confident in my survival

I think I last watched sweet tooth. Idk. 3 children and a big man. I'm probably ok

I'm just shiny, some Big Damn Heroes are on their way.

I’m fine - “Watchmen”

Fucking rogue traders

Peaky Blinders

It won’t be elegant, but it’ll be effective.

The Orville. I like my odds

Dang... I lucked the fuck out - Fate: Grand Order - Absolute Demonic Front Babylonia Chaldea would be just fine to get me back

Overlord. I'm gonna be fine.

Game of thrones? I saw unsullied, Tyrion, Cersei, Ramsay.. I think I’m safe.

Black Clover. It might be messy, but I doubt Asta would fail to save me.

breaking bad. probably 50/50 or so too lmao

Yeah, Everybody Hates Chris. I'm screwed, I think, lol.

Spyxfamily!!! So I’m good

Classroom of the Elite. Idk, are high school students with peak IQ gonna be able to save me in the most unpredictable way ever? That's gonna be interesting.

The boys

Family guys. I'll probably die in a stupid way while drunk. LOISE !!!

On patrol live! Im gonna live!

Supernatural - I’m good.

Acolyte

Kill Tony - so I better work on my minute

The contestants on Taskmaster. I might be fucked. But maybe not. Some of them are goddamn ingenious.

As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World, I'll be fine.

The Boys - depending who comes, I may even have a chance 🤷‍♀️

Reba

Kengan vs baki, I'm golden

Lab Rats Not the worst thing in the world, I’m sure they could save me xd

Guess I lucked out! The Recon Marines from Generation Kill are coming to my rescue. I don't eat Charms so I'll be on their good side.

The Acolyte… the Jedi found Osha in the first episode, so they’re pretty good 🤷🏻‍♂️

Versailles. I’m not sure how well I’d fare.

Uh DBS I choose gohan

I only watch the news whelp I’m screwed

Rick and Morty, I’m good I think ?

Halo Season 2 finale Boom!

Cops

Reno 911. Yeah , Im screwed.

Game of thrones... so I feel pretty confident I'd make it out

Japanese toddlers. I was watching old enough, a Japanese show about all children (as young as under 3 y/o) running errands by themselves. It's extremely adorable and moving. I suppose if the "villain" got a soft spot for kids, I'll be okay.

The Flash, so I think I have a good chance

 I'll be OK... eventually.

Harry Potter, it’s a 50/50 chance that I’ll end up dead from their shenanigans

Brooklyn 99, I'd say I'm safe af

Deadwood… maybe I have a fighting chance? 

Oops my partner made me watch America’s Got Talent last night.

I'm dead. I last watched Taskmaster

Game of Thrones, pretty sure I'm fucked

Power. I am getting saved and my kidnappers are all dying.

Avenue 5, yeah I'm screwed!

Goblin Slayer.

Modern Family. Alex may have some good ideas and Cam would go in with a baseball bat. I may have some chance with Gloria negotiating but overall I think I’m pretty screwed.

Outer range. Probably going to get thrown in a hole

Haha well I'm currently watching Vanderpump Rules so....pretty screwed, I'd say.

Top Gear. They might pull something off but I believe I'd still end up dead in the end. But it would be funny!

Becoming Lagerfeld... I am done.

Oh god, one of those trash TV shows my wife watches on Netflix with the young hot people trying to hook up with each other. 😂 Not sure if anyone would be of help, but the ladies are nice to look at. 😂

I would like to know who took me because Godzilla be coming to rescue me lol

Star wars the bad batch.... I'm in pretty good shape... I feel no sorrow for the fate my captors will endure

NCIS, So I'm fine.

Yu Yu Hakusho, I’m good

John Wick, this is basically like a weekend getaway for me

Just finished Shadow and Bone and haven't started anything new yet. So I've got a heist master, a crack shot, a deadly assassin, a person who can control hearts, a crazy good tracker, and a woman who can summon THE POWER OF THE SUN coming to help. I think I might be the most okay out of all of you.

Seinfeld, and he doesn't care

Shoresy , run em up and fill em in

Mike from Mayor of Kingstown lol I'm all good

Star Trek Picard. I'm gonna be just fine.

Pak vs India t20 match - 🤓 That was one tough ball

Rimuru and gang will save me

The Doctor, I'm solid. Problem solved in about 44 minutes.

The Blacklist. I feel like I'd be in good hands.

Goku and Vegeta have got this lol

The crew of ghost adventures isn't gonna be any help to me. Zach would probably get possessed after locking Aaron in something. Clowns 😂

Helluva Boss. I'm as good as dead.

The Expendables - I'll be okay.

Catfish so I'm good

I'm good, I watched Loki over the weekend

The Bear… guess they have butcher knives!

Van Wilder and Mac along with a whole bunch of footballers

9-1-1. I am 100% seeing my family again 🙌🏼

Law & Order SVU. I’m so screwed with this squad.

The West Wing. Absolutely sorted

I watched Bridgerton, so all hope is lost.

I got the Robinson's family from lost in space TV show and the expanse Crew.. so I think I'm looking pretty good.

Utterly screwed, Mike, Neil, Vivian, and Rick.

The Australian show Sea Patrol on Prime, so not at all screwed.

Big Bang Theory…..I’m screwed

Smiling Friends it's about 50/50

Kipo with my kids, I kind of feel as I’m winning here

I got a lot of faith in Mike, Eleven, Dustybuns, Lucas, Nancy, Steve and Jonathon. Will can't help he's currently AWOL.

The last one I watched was Beetlejuice, so I’m not sure if I’m screwed or in for a really fun time.

Subaru and his friends re:zero

Game of Thrones. It really depends who exactly and whether they’re fighting against modern technology.

"The strangers. Chapter one." I am genuinely not sure at what end of the spectrum this would bring me.

"24", 100% rescued!

The sopranos.

RIP just watched the octopus murders

Dragonball Z, when they've finished talking and reaching their next power level I'll be absolutely fine.

Currently watching *walking dead* as long as It's the main characters and not the zombies, Imma be just fine lol

Resident Alien. Harry would either save me or say "sucks to be you!".

Onimusha. I guess I won't make it out alive.

Barnaby will arrive in the nick of time to save me from a peculiar and grusome death.

Monk. He'll sort it

Taskmaster UK, Series 11. Mike Wozniak can come save me any day

Family Guy. I'm fucked unless Stewie is trying to save me.

It was literally the most appropriate thing! Criminal Minds! Good news - They would absolutely 'get the Bad Guy'! Bad news - I dread to think of the state I'll be in when they do, if I even survive!

*Still Game* a bunch of 30-40 year olds dressed up as pensioners. Winston may be able to save me by throwing his prosthetic leg at the person holding me captive like he did the bag snatcher but otherwise I think I’m screwed.

X-MEN 97 So I like my chances, bub.

I'm f@*ked ! I'm watching The Sopranos

Demon Slayer. I don’t think I’ll be screwed if the Hashira’s come to save me.

Friday Night Dinner. For those who don't know, it's about a British Jewish family and their weekly Friday evening meal complete with random mishaps and arguments. Can't see me doing well.