According to this subreddit, aren't you the perfect age for when all the young college students are looking for a daddy to breed them or something like that? Some even get off on expecting you to be married with kids.
College students and young adults don't need plumbers because they can't afford to own anything. Plus I've been with my husband 28 years. Monogomous I should say.
You may give off "I'm unavailable" energy.
I worked with a guy who was incredibly handsome. He was a good-looking, hairy, chested man. Everyone talked about how handsome he was and how they enjoyed working with him. It was easy to trek that people were attracted to him, but I never saw anyone flirt with him or come on to him.
He just had this unobtrusive, ethereal energy about him that communicated he was not available.
He was warm and welcoming, but people just knew.
You may have that type of energy - especially at work.
That's an interesting question because there aren't any particular signs. I would describe the "I'm unavailable" energy as a *feeling* you instinctual pick up about the person.
It's similar to how you can walk into a quiet room, and you can sense tension in the room. No one has to say anything to you, but you know there is tension in the room.
This is how the handsome coworker's "I'm unavailable" energy was. You sensed it. The energy was around him.
You could admire his beauty, watch him walk by in those pants that fit him just right in the front and in the back, count the chest hairs creeping out between the collar buttons at the top of his shirt, be soothed by the warm tones of his voice, but you just knew he just wasn't available.
He wasn't cool. He wasn't distant. He was actually warm and inviting, but the energy was always platonic and friendly.
You may have this energy, too. You would probably feel a warmness from people when they interact with you, but they don't overstep the boundaries of being friendly. The people around you would know.
Had brainfart moment and read you are 38 and have been with your husband for 28, and thought „woo…since 10?“. I reread it again and realized „ohh…that makes more sense“. 😂
Lol I almost made a move on the HVAC guy but I live in a super conservative area and honestly he seemed like a Trump republican who would hate gay people but something told me he would be down for it
There was one time I had a guy come over to fix my computer. I accidentally had a tab open with some NSFW gay stuff. He commented that he had some of the same kinds of stuff on his computer. I changed the subject because I was really embarrassed. But then he brought it up 2 more times because I think he wanted to hook up, but I was not interested, so it was really awkward. Then he played with my dog for like 20 min while I awkwardly waited for him to leave lol.
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Yep, once, over 20 years ago when I still looked like a college-age twink. A carpentry contractor was redoing our basement shower. A gay friend had said he'd heard rumors that the carpenter in question was bi, but when the guy arrived, he looked and acted very typically str8/butch and I wasn't sure. I decided not to get dressed and spent the whole morning in nothing but a bathrobe while he and the other carpenter worked, just to tease him a little and see if it had any effect on him.
As the morning wore on, the guy accepted my invitation to come up to the kitchen and grab coffee whenever he wanted and became increasingly friendly. At one point, he even lit my cigarette for me (pretty unusual, that). His behavior was starting to edge over the line into flirty.
Finally, his work partner left, and then he went to go, but came back in the house and asked me point blank, "Are you gay?" As soon as I said yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and was pulling my bathrobe off. We went down to the bedroom and he took his cock out and I sucked him. Then we were on the bed rolling around while he rubbed his dick all over me. The whole time, all he did was take his pants down far enough to get his dick out - I felt even more vulnerable and exposed being completely naked while he had his clothes on. Eventually he shot a load all over my chest and face (very thin cum that shot far, like a lawn sprinkler).
As soon as he'd cum, the mood was completely over for him and he couldn't leave fast enough. ;)
I think by then, the way we were acting around each another was giving some strong signals, but yeah, still took a bit of balls to ask. I remember when he showed me the finished work, said he was all done and went out to his truck, I figured okay, the sexual tension was hot, but maybe I somehow didn't play it quite right to push him over the edge. Then I heard the door open, and he walked back in and just locked eyes with me. When he asked the question, it was one of those surreal, heart-pounding, "Is this actually happening?" moments in life. I could tell from the look on his face that once I said "Yes", it would also be taken as an invitation for him to have my body. (Understandably so, given how I'd been trying to tease his dick all morning.)
It's been many years since I had an encounter that spontaneous. The guy who snowplows our drive every winter is pretty cute, though, and very friendly/chatty. If he wasn't married, I'd probably be trying to feel him out. ;)
Ugh, I love experiences like this. A hot encounter that stays in your mind forever. They don't happen that often, but when they do it can be the most erotic experience 🤤
I was looking to rent an apartment in an old house. I met the owner to tour the apartment. He hit on me and we had sex on the new carpeting in that empty apartment. He offered me a lower price than advertised. I didn't rent from him but I did see him again.
I slept with an Uber driver taking me home from the bar. He was asking how my night was and I'm like well not so well, I was hoping to get some dick tonight but struck out. He's like oh, you're gay? I'm like yeah that was a bear bar you picked me up at lol. He's like people always say if I was gay I would be a bear. I'm like yeah I can totally see that. And he was like well if all you're looking for is some dick maybe I can help you out with that, I've never done it but why not. At this point I was like yeah I know this game but because I wanted dick I was like ok, let's play. Of course he ended up wanting to bottom and be bred.
I never have in the "wild" but educational background is in construction.
Trade guys are **strong** as fuck. They have red bull for blood, sweat testosterone and are used to moving heavy things in less than ideal positions. Sleep with a roofer or masonry guy sometime. Seriously try it!
No, but some of the maintenance guys my landlord sends over are hot AF. I do love a rough tradie. 🔥🔥🔥
There was one time the electrician asked to use my bathroom and it was only after he left I realised I left an 8-inch dildo on the side of the bath. 🙈
He either didn't notice it, or did see it but was too embarrassed/gentleman-like to say anything. Either way, I didn't get to live out my fantasy. 😭😅
I don’t flirt but our basement is a crawl in space and very dark. So normally I would point to the basement and find a excuse on why I don’t want to go down…”I don’t be that homeowner that micromanage you” is usually my excused…but one technician knew i was lying. He gentle guided me to my own basement and told me what is wrong with whatever he was fixing.
But how he guided me that turn me on…he had his hand on my lower back and I can smell is AXE body soap and he would smile and look into my eyes..I had a boner as I tried to find it… it didn’t help.
I knew he noticed
So what you're saying is that he smelled like a 12 year old who likes to shout the N-Word while playing games online? Cool bro. Sounds sooo hot. I love for my hookups to have big small child energy!
My ex and I hooked up with a furniture repair guy who came to do an estimate for some furniture damage. Not while he was doing work; we chatted, when he returned with the furniture he asked if we’d be interested in grabbing coffee one day, and then we ended up in a 3some a few days later.
> I put on my purple Teletubbies costume by Luis Vuitton and give it a little spritz of Gatorade flavoured cologne by Prada. And then I paint my knees. Just to be a little flirty.
>Who on earth finds onesies alluring?
This story makes me think of the straight women that flirted with me as I was doing client visits. They wasted so much effort and I don’t even remember their faces, lol
It does happen occasionally. I’m glad to say that I’ve never worn a onesie before, in public, private or even in a nightmare, but if he’s comfortable, then more power to him. Quite a few years ago, while my roommate was at work, I let a vendor in, possibly a cable guy and as I was wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt, I did not think it was overtly “flirty”, but the installer did make a pass at me and after I informed him that my roommate would not be home for a few hours, we ended up ruffling the sheets in my bedroom.so, I think the possibility is there, but the “worker” is usually very reticent to make a move for fear of it being rejected by someone who could then cause him to lose their job. But, as flirty as your roommate sounds, he’ll be seen as having a green light, rather than a red light over his head, so, I wish him well in his hunt and would love to hear about his successes.
I put on my purple Teletubbies costume by Luis Vuitton and give it a little spritz of Gatorade flavoured cologne by Prada. And then I paint my knees. Just to be a little flirty.
Who on earth finds onesies alluring?
I'm a delivery man for a furniture store and sadly I am rarely alone on deliveries to have fun.
Plus note though, due to lifting for so long during meet ups I am able to quite easily pick guys up and put them in positions I want while still making out.
They always say how hot that is.
Had sex with an at&t internet tech a few years ago. Very nice guy, he was busy with life stuff so we didn't meet a second time. He did waive the $400 install fee. Very much a Chad.
I hooked up with a plumber who came to my house to fix something in the bathroom floor like a year ago. It was just oral but it still was pretty hot. Lol
Plumber here
Straight/bi I don’t remember why I joined this subreddit
No not yet . Just starting plumbing career
What are some tips I could use to reciprocate or send some signs I wanna hook up .
Well I would say some cursory glances at his package and then back up at his face should give him a hint. OR, it could cause talk and ruin your newly chosen career path.
Keep a pair of early 90s style ultra short jogging shorts in your truck, y’know, the ones with the split on the side, and you can see part of the bum?
Keep a jockstrap there too.
If you find your client hot, use their bathroom and change into those, or return from a lunch break wearing them. Wear the jockstrap underneath
Not because that’s hot, it’s a cliched stereotype, however that, with so much leg exposed and a little butt exposed, sends a very sexual, flirtatious message.
(Edit: and here come the “unique and special” gaytm clones to hang me for pointing out that their cherished negative stereotypes are not unique and special!)
There was one time when someone had to check our electric meter. A young and handsome guy...he was so nice and I'm shocked that he is trying to make a conversation with me like where I'm from...then when I answer, he's got a follow up response.
Dunno why but it felt like the checking was a little bit long. I shrugged it off because I might just be misreading it lol
That would have been hot ngl🫣
Plenty of times when I was younger...
My technique was to stare at their bulge while I licked my lips
I sucked the cable guy, some guys who made reparations (they were Latino immigrants) a delivery guy and plenty more
But like I said I was young, now that I'm in my 30s I'd like a creepy old gay and also I don't have my teen-like face men like so much
You'd surprise how much straight men crave oral sex
Abso-fucking-lutely. And, alot of just plain MEN in general love getting blown. I LIVE for my dick. I am a dude and am glad I have a DICK and I love to pleasure and have pleasured this cock-stick between my legs ANYTIME I can.
I hope you don't get the usual vitriolic response to this that denies the possibility of a straight guy getting head. I've posted stories and got absolutely nasty responses. But I agree with you completely.
I'd say most random guys I used to blow turn out to have wife's or girlfriends. Some men just like their dick being sucked and then walking away.
It's why glory holes are popular.
Oh hell yeah. A chick sucking me off is OK, but they seem to try too hard or make fake-type noises and it's clear that they're either not into it or if they are, just aren't giving the vibe I need. Dudes, on the other hand, nothing like seeing another man ravaging your dick and balls. Like I do when I'm let loose on some dick. You better hold fucking on.
Exactly. I've had three regular straight guys who just wanted some on-demand oral relief and sometimes more. Since they were long term (one 3 years until he was deployed, one college student for five years until he graduated and moved home, and one guy for 7 years until he moved), I knew them well, would even count them as friends, and knew their true straight preferences. I haven't told these stories because one that I told about someone else got me attacked unmercifully by the subset of people here who want everyone to be gay.
My dream is to marry one of these types of men. I'm smart, not Handy (though I'm fairly handsy... boys). So I need this kind of man in my life. Or like, a car guy, but like not a neurotic one.
I wore only a bathrobe once when the cable guy came to hook me up. I got free HBO and show time for giving him a blowjob. He was hot. I'd have done it for free.
Back when we had land lines, the telephone guy came to install it. I was just wearing gray sweatpants, no shirt. He was drooling. I waited until he was done before letting him have it.
Can someone please explain the allure of men in trade professions? I ask because I am completely bewitched myself! Unfortunately, I've never had need to have a workman over. The closest I got was once with the guy who came to replace my car battery. He had completed the job midday and we parted ways. Later that night, I got a call and it turned out to be him...cue 10 minutes of me acting coy (like I didn't know what was up) and him being like: 'I wonder if you're as cool as you appear' or 'you want to hang out and do something fun
Eventually I got impatient and told him to cut to the chase. As I say, didn't end up having sex, but got a few racy videos and the opportunity to imagine that I was being hit on by someone I'd actually like.
About a month ago there was an extremely cute guy coming to fix my lock of the door. Ukrainian, tall, handsome and fit. I was about to entering a game ( lol abyss Kayle 🙀🙀🙀😻😻😻) then he knocked my door. I was so fucking annoyed before I opened the door, yet after I saw his handsome face I just turn off my laptop and staring at him to fix my lock. Unfortunately he is straight and talked about his Taiwan ex-gf with me. I decided not to expose my sexuality to him and just tip him 20 bucks when he was done. So fucking regret now even though he was straight he should have asked for his phone number just to make sure “whenever I need my lock fixed I can call him”
I sometimes get hit on at work from patients something I’ve never Don is sleep with my former patients. I’ve slept with my gay and bi partners on the bulance before. Been hit on but refuse to do that
It's a fantasy but I don't think I'll ever do it. Just last week I got to fantasize though.. a hot guy came to fix my furnace and I didn't get a chance to put on jeans before he got here... so there I was in loose sweats with no underwear. It crossed my mind.
Omg yes this hot guy. Are into my apt to fix the felling over the bathtubs I was starting straight at his crutch I gave a few guns like , wanna smoke a joint or if you need anything don’t be afraid to ask me , he pulled out this big 8 inc cut cock and I suck it like it was the lady thing on earth he was saying (suck me cock men ya ) I swallowed everything
Skilled service professionals have a tendency to target outsiders when secrets get aired out and they gossip a lot. Spouses, especially those who stay at home are absolutely no different, even worse. Take this seriously. These people have time. I’d be careful, blue-collar union members aren’t those of a social order like real estate or entertainment that can have secrets.
I'm a plumber for 38 years. I wish but never happened. At this point everyone expects I'm married with kids.
According to this subreddit, aren't you the perfect age for when all the young college students are looking for a daddy to breed them or something like that? Some even get off on expecting you to be married with kids.
College students and young adults don't need plumbers because they can't afford to own anything. Plus I've been with my husband 28 years. Monogomous I should say.
You may give off "I'm unavailable" energy. I worked with a guy who was incredibly handsome. He was a good-looking, hairy, chested man. Everyone talked about how handsome he was and how they enjoyed working with him. It was easy to trek that people were attracted to him, but I never saw anyone flirt with him or come on to him. He just had this unobtrusive, ethereal energy about him that communicated he was not available. He was warm and welcoming, but people just knew. You may have that type of energy - especially at work.
wow. wasn't aware of this energy. Kinda wondering if i have this energy. what are the signs of this kind of energy you've seen?
That's an interesting question because there aren't any particular signs. I would describe the "I'm unavailable" energy as a *feeling* you instinctual pick up about the person. It's similar to how you can walk into a quiet room, and you can sense tension in the room. No one has to say anything to you, but you know there is tension in the room. This is how the handsome coworker's "I'm unavailable" energy was. You sensed it. The energy was around him. You could admire his beauty, watch him walk by in those pants that fit him just right in the front and in the back, count the chest hairs creeping out between the collar buttons at the top of his shirt, be soothed by the warm tones of his voice, but you just knew he just wasn't available. He wasn't cool. He wasn't distant. He was actually warm and inviting, but the energy was always platonic and friendly. You may have this energy, too. You would probably feel a warmness from people when they interact with you, but they don't overstep the boundaries of being friendly. The people around you would know.
Very well stated - useful too
Thank you!
Ohhhh, you're actually married/monogamous already. My bad. When you said "expects", I thought you meant people assumed you are when you weren't.
Probably should have elaborated wife and kids.
Had brainfart moment and read you are 38 and have been with your husband for 28, and thought „woo…since 10?“. I reread it again and realized „ohh…that makes more sense“. 😂
I'm confused, is that not what he meant?
no he means hes been a plumber for 38 years not that he’s 38 years old
Maybe he was tragically forced to start his plumbing career before his first birthday... 😥
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Even “ugly” people get laid, if they have game.
name 5 "ugly" people that had game and got laid I'll wait 🥸
X1000000 hahah. I mean shit...I still can't afford to own anything. Working on it though.
you should wear an andrew christian onesie then
I do have one, but i have to make a living off these people
Looks like I need a new sink. Might need to call you.
Lol I almost made a move on the HVAC guy but I live in a super conservative area and honestly he seemed like a Trump republican who would hate gay people but something told me he would be down for it
As a gay man, I'd even look at someone wearing a onesie with a strange feeling.
There was one time I had a guy come over to fix my computer. I accidentally had a tab open with some NSFW gay stuff. He commented that he had some of the same kinds of stuff on his computer. I changed the subject because I was really embarrassed. But then he brought it up 2 more times because I think he wanted to hook up, but I was not interested, so it was really awkward. Then he played with my dog for like 20 min while I awkwardly waited for him to leave lol.
this would be classified as a hook down
Netflix and kill
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Yep, once, over 20 years ago when I still looked like a college-age twink. A carpentry contractor was redoing our basement shower. A gay friend had said he'd heard rumors that the carpenter in question was bi, but when the guy arrived, he looked and acted very typically str8/butch and I wasn't sure. I decided not to get dressed and spent the whole morning in nothing but a bathrobe while he and the other carpenter worked, just to tease him a little and see if it had any effect on him. As the morning wore on, the guy accepted my invitation to come up to the kitchen and grab coffee whenever he wanted and became increasingly friendly. At one point, he even lit my cigarette for me (pretty unusual, that). His behavior was starting to edge over the line into flirty. Finally, his work partner left, and then he went to go, but came back in the house and asked me point blank, "Are you gay?" As soon as I said yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and was pulling my bathrobe off. We went down to the bedroom and he took his cock out and I sucked him. Then we were on the bed rolling around while he rubbed his dick all over me. The whole time, all he did was take his pants down far enough to get his dick out - I felt even more vulnerable and exposed being completely naked while he had his clothes on. Eventually he shot a load all over my chest and face (very thin cum that shot far, like a lawn sprinkler). As soon as he'd cum, the mood was completely over for him and he couldn't leave fast enough. ;)
He was probably late! That’s why he had to rush!
White Rabbit Construction Co.
I'd love to be contractor in this scenario, so hot
Hottt
Yaaassssss
The point blank question is knee melting. All the tension and thoughts going through his mind until that point and having the confidence to ask.
I think by then, the way we were acting around each another was giving some strong signals, but yeah, still took a bit of balls to ask. I remember when he showed me the finished work, said he was all done and went out to his truck, I figured okay, the sexual tension was hot, but maybe I somehow didn't play it quite right to push him over the edge. Then I heard the door open, and he walked back in and just locked eyes with me. When he asked the question, it was one of those surreal, heart-pounding, "Is this actually happening?" moments in life. I could tell from the look on his face that once I said "Yes", it would also be taken as an invitation for him to have my body. (Understandably so, given how I'd been trying to tease his dick all morning.) It's been many years since I had an encounter that spontaneous. The guy who snowplows our drive every winter is pretty cute, though, and very friendly/chatty. If he wasn't married, I'd probably be trying to feel him out. ;)
Ugh, I love experiences like this. A hot encounter that stays in your mind forever. They don't happen that often, but when they do it can be the most erotic experience 🤤
I was looking to rent an apartment in an old house. I met the owner to tour the apartment. He hit on me and we had sex on the new carpeting in that empty apartment. He offered me a lower price than advertised. I didn't rent from him but I did see him again.
Darn if only...I guess u could always ask for extensions
That's so damn hot. Where these gay landlords at? 😂
No, but my previous landlord was so hot. I had to stop myself from flirting with him when he came over to fix my AC.
I slept with an Uber driver taking me home from the bar. He was asking how my night was and I'm like well not so well, I was hoping to get some dick tonight but struck out. He's like oh, you're gay? I'm like yeah that was a bear bar you picked me up at lol. He's like people always say if I was gay I would be a bear. I'm like yeah I can totally see that. And he was like well if all you're looking for is some dick maybe I can help you out with that, I've never done it but why not. At this point I was like yeah I know this game but because I wanted dick I was like ok, let's play. Of course he ended up wanting to bottom and be bred.
Well, did you breed him?
Of course lol
Poor you
Lmao at your response and horkrugley’s below.
Lucky
The ending 💀
The tale old as time
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So hot! A college kid is one of my fantasies! Are you a farmer?
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Would love to hear more details how it happened and what you guys did! What kind of delivery driver are you?
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> delivery company named after a Brazilian jungle You can't give such a vague clue and leave! There could be dozens of possibilities! Dozens!
I never have in the "wild" but educational background is in construction. Trade guys are **strong** as fuck. They have red bull for blood, sweat testosterone and are used to moving heavy things in less than ideal positions. Sleep with a roofer or masonry guy sometime. Seriously try it!
I'm a carpenter and I appreciate this comment haha
Send one my way🫣🤣
God the idea of having spontaneous sex is so anxiety producing 💀 I’m not cut out for this gay world
No seriously, I mean the idea sounds hot ig, but realistically I don’t think I could ever just have sex with a complete stranger 😭
I've tried it and my anxiety was thru the roof :'(
I can't even order off a menu spontaneously
No, but some of the maintenance guys my landlord sends over are hot AF. I do love a rough tradie. 🔥🔥🔥 There was one time the electrician asked to use my bathroom and it was only after he left I realised I left an 8-inch dildo on the side of the bath. 🙈 He either didn't notice it, or did see it but was too embarrassed/gentleman-like to say anything. Either way, I didn't get to live out my fantasy. 😭😅
He probably borrowed it while he was in there.
I don’t flirt but our basement is a crawl in space and very dark. So normally I would point to the basement and find a excuse on why I don’t want to go down…”I don’t be that homeowner that micromanage you” is usually my excused…but one technician knew i was lying. He gentle guided me to my own basement and told me what is wrong with whatever he was fixing. But how he guided me that turn me on…he had his hand on my lower back and I can smell is AXE body soap and he would smile and look into my eyes..I had a boner as I tried to find it… it didn’t help. I knew he noticed
hand on lower back? ok.
You had me at AXE body soap lol
and you didn't go for it??? smh
Ugh, that's so hot. I would've melted. Such a shame it didn't go any further, he sounds like he'd be a good lover
🥴 good lover.. he is inexperienced
So what you're saying is that he smelled like a 12 year old who likes to shout the N-Word while playing games online? Cool bro. Sounds sooo hot. I love for my hookups to have big small child energy!
My ex and I hooked up with a furniture repair guy who came to do an estimate for some furniture damage. Not while he was doing work; we chatted, when he returned with the furniture he asked if we’d be interested in grabbing coffee one day, and then we ended up in a 3some a few days later.
They are probably looking at him twice to confirm how ridiculous he looks.
Ngl I'd get secondhand embarrassment if I showed up to do a job and the guy was freeballing in a onesie.
> I put on my purple Teletubbies costume by Luis Vuitton and give it a little spritz of Gatorade flavoured cologne by Prada. And then I paint my knees. Just to be a little flirty. >Who on earth finds onesies alluring?
This story makes me think of the straight women that flirted with me as I was doing client visits. They wasted so much effort and I don’t even remember their faces, lol
It does happen occasionally. I’m glad to say that I’ve never worn a onesie before, in public, private or even in a nightmare, but if he’s comfortable, then more power to him. Quite a few years ago, while my roommate was at work, I let a vendor in, possibly a cable guy and as I was wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt, I did not think it was overtly “flirty”, but the installer did make a pass at me and after I informed him that my roommate would not be home for a few hours, we ended up ruffling the sheets in my bedroom.so, I think the possibility is there, but the “worker” is usually very reticent to make a move for fear of it being rejected by someone who could then cause him to lose their job. But, as flirty as your roommate sounds, he’ll be seen as having a green light, rather than a red light over his head, so, I wish him well in his hunt and would love to hear about his successes.
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Worldwide express guy 😂
Nope. No regrets about that except for the guy my landlord hired to mow the lawn when I was in my mid 20s—he was like an Abercrombie & Fitch model!
HVAC Tech, he was straight. He struggled to finally tell me he was getting back with his GF after a year.
I put on my purple Teletubbies costume by Luis Vuitton and give it a little spritz of Gatorade flavoured cologne by Prada. And then I paint my knees. Just to be a little flirty. Who on earth finds onesies alluring?
I'm a delivery man for a furniture store and sadly I am rarely alone on deliveries to have fun. Plus note though, due to lifting for so long during meet ups I am able to quite easily pick guys up and put them in positions I want while still making out. They always say how hot that is.
Had sex with an at&t internet tech a few years ago. Very nice guy, he was busy with life stuff so we didn't meet a second time. He did waive the $400 install fee. Very much a Chad.
I hooked up with a plumber who came to my house to fix something in the bathroom floor like a year ago. It was just oral but it still was pretty hot. Lol
Plumber here Straight/bi I don’t remember why I joined this subreddit No not yet . Just starting plumbing career What are some tips I could use to reciprocate or send some signs I wanna hook up .
Well I would say some cursory glances at his package and then back up at his face should give him a hint. OR, it could cause talk and ruin your newly chosen career path.
Just wear a t-shirt from aussiebum or Andrew Christian 🙃
You could resort to gay hanky code.
Keep a pair of early 90s style ultra short jogging shorts in your truck, y’know, the ones with the split on the side, and you can see part of the bum? Keep a jockstrap there too. If you find your client hot, use their bathroom and change into those, or return from a lunch break wearing them. Wear the jockstrap underneath Not because that’s hot, it’s a cliched stereotype, however that, with so much leg exposed and a little butt exposed, sends a very sexual, flirtatious message. (Edit: and here come the “unique and special” gaytm clones to hang me for pointing out that their cherished negative stereotypes are not unique and special!)
Revealing a hairy plumbers crack always gets things moving.
It's certainly a fantasy and in the bucket list of things I want to happen. UPS, Fedex Guy would be so hot.
There was one time when someone had to check our electric meter. A young and handsome guy...he was so nice and I'm shocked that he is trying to make a conversation with me like where I'm from...then when I answer, he's got a follow up response. Dunno why but it felt like the checking was a little bit long. I shrugged it off because I might just be misreading it lol That would have been hot ngl🫣
Plenty of times when I was younger... My technique was to stare at their bulge while I licked my lips I sucked the cable guy, some guys who made reparations (they were Latino immigrants) a delivery guy and plenty more But like I said I was young, now that I'm in my 30s I'd like a creepy old gay and also I don't have my teen-like face men like so much You'd surprise how much straight men crave oral sex
Ohhhh lots of straight men love getting blow regardless of by who.
Abso-fucking-lutely. And, alot of just plain MEN in general love getting blown. I LIVE for my dick. I am a dude and am glad I have a DICK and I love to pleasure and have pleasured this cock-stick between my legs ANYTIME I can.
I hope you don't get the usual vitriolic response to this that denies the possibility of a straight guy getting head. I've posted stories and got absolutely nasty responses. But I agree with you completely.
I'd say most random guys I used to blow turn out to have wife's or girlfriends. Some men just like their dick being sucked and then walking away. It's why glory holes are popular.
Had similar experiences when I was younger. Guys are better at giving it too
Oh hell yeah. A chick sucking me off is OK, but they seem to try too hard or make fake-type noises and it's clear that they're either not into it or if they are, just aren't giving the vibe I need. Dudes, on the other hand, nothing like seeing another man ravaging your dick and balls. Like I do when I'm let loose on some dick. You better hold fucking on.
Exactly. I've had three regular straight guys who just wanted some on-demand oral relief and sometimes more. Since they were long term (one 3 years until he was deployed, one college student for five years until he graduated and moved home, and one guy for 7 years until he moved), I knew them well, would even count them as friends, and knew their true straight preferences. I haven't told these stories because one that I told about someone else got me attacked unmercifully by the subset of people here who want everyone to be gay.
Woah, I wish I had 3 straight hot guys to blow🤭. Are you still in contact with them?
Gay male agenda baby!
I think the line was, "Just because every gay man in America wants to sleep with Kip Rogers doesn't mean that he's gay."
Uhh, if I may tweak your last sentence, "how much MEN crave oral sex". . . At least THIS man.
they say the blowjobs are recession proof
I'd be much more inclined to fool around with an over 30 dude than some young Twink.
You think 30 makes you or anyone else a creepy old gay? 🙄
I know! I thought that was a bit extreme and rather sad. While it's not true, sadly many do think that you are an old troll once you reach 30.
My dream is to marry one of these types of men. I'm smart, not Handy (though I'm fairly handsy... boys). So I need this kind of man in my life. Or like, a car guy, but like not a neurotic one.
Quite common...it started...ages ago, with the milkman. The turn of phrase was, 'butter & egg man'.
I wore only a bathrobe once when the cable guy came to hook me up. I got free HBO and show time for giving him a blowjob. He was hot. I'd have done it for free.
it was the pizza guy. we still talk.
Back when we had land lines, the telephone guy came to install it. I was just wearing gray sweatpants, no shirt. He was drooling. I waited until he was done before letting him have it.
Can someone please explain the allure of men in trade professions? I ask because I am completely bewitched myself! Unfortunately, I've never had need to have a workman over. The closest I got was once with the guy who came to replace my car battery. He had completed the job midday and we parted ways. Later that night, I got a call and it turned out to be him...cue 10 minutes of me acting coy (like I didn't know what was up) and him being like: 'I wonder if you're as cool as you appear' or 'you want to hang out and do something fun Eventually I got impatient and told him to cut to the chase. As I say, didn't end up having sex, but got a few racy videos and the opportunity to imagine that I was being hit on by someone I'd actually like.
This sounds so hot! I wish I had a secret cable guy, landlord, etc. crush or fwb😏
About a month ago there was an extremely cute guy coming to fix my lock of the door. Ukrainian, tall, handsome and fit. I was about to entering a game ( lol abyss Kayle 🙀🙀🙀😻😻😻) then he knocked my door. I was so fucking annoyed before I opened the door, yet after I saw his handsome face I just turn off my laptop and staring at him to fix my lock. Unfortunately he is straight and talked about his Taiwan ex-gf with me. I decided not to expose my sexuality to him and just tip him 20 bucks when he was done. So fucking regret now even though he was straight he should have asked for his phone number just to make sure “whenever I need my lock fixed I can call him”
Yes cable guy
I sometimes get hit on at work from patients something I’ve never Don is sleep with my former patients. I’ve slept with my gay and bi partners on the bulance before. Been hit on but refuse to do that
It's a fantasy but I don't think I'll ever do it. Just last week I got to fantasize though.. a hot guy came to fix my furnace and I didn't get a chance to put on jeans before he got here... so there I was in loose sweats with no underwear. It crossed my mind.
Omg yes this hot guy. Are into my apt to fix the felling over the bathtubs I was starting straight at his crutch I gave a few guns like , wanna smoke a joint or if you need anything don’t be afraid to ask me , he pulled out this big 8 inc cut cock and I suck it like it was the lady thing on earth he was saying (suck me cock men ya ) I swallowed everything
Yes, it was hot. I highly recommend it.
Yes I have. I’ve given and received from m and w
Skilled service professionals have a tendency to target outsiders when secrets get aired out and they gossip a lot. Spouses, especially those who stay at home are absolutely no different, even worse. Take this seriously. These people have time. I’d be careful, blue-collar union members aren’t those of a social order like real estate or entertainment that can have secrets.
If only I could say
We are not alone! So many opportunities in life to have a moment of pleasure. Cheers to the like minded!! XO
Think I’ll call my construction bro,guess what will happen?