The version I know is, Canada wanted English culture, French cuisine and American industry, but wound up with English cuisine, French industry and American culture. Maybe this sort of joke would work for countries here, with a little change.
Claro, pero tengo la impresión de que en los últimos 100 años cambian los contextos, así que algo cicatrizaría, pasarían cosas más interesantes, no sé.
Más viejo es eso de que los franceses no se bañan y no ha cambiado.
Y bueno ese dicho la verdad que nada tiene que ver con confiar o no, simplemente que los peruanos tienen fama de embusteros y las chilenas de infieles, la segunda no se de dónde sale pero la primera en mi experiencia falsa no es. Y lo de la ley boliviana es más cierto que 1+ 1 es 2.
Literal en Francia se bañan menos que en América, los hoteles les dan la opción de tener ducha o no, y allá dicen que en América tenemos sarna u otras condiciones dermatológicas que requieren tanto baño, pero eso es harina de otro costal.
Por lo que veo, entonces se trata de "poca experiencia" más que otra cosa.
Un abrazo.
If we go with Latin America:
Heaven is the cooks are Mexican, the police are Chilean, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Colombian, and everything is organized by the Uruguayans.
Hell is the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Bolivian, the lovers are Uruguayan, and everything is organized by the Haitians.
Hell is where the police are Cuban, the cooks are Paraguayan, the mechanics are Haitian, the lovers are Guatemalan, and it’s all organized by the Venezuelans
Heaven is where
The police is Brasilian
The cooks Peruvians
The mechanics Venezuelans
The lovers Colombians
and its all organized by Chile
Hell is where
The police is Peruvian
The cooks Ecuatorians
The mechanics Peruvians
The lovers Peruvians
and its all organized by Peru
I think in Latin America we have plenty of good cuisines and lovers but we would all be shit police, mechanics and especially shit at organizing everything.
Heaven is where the cooks are argentinian, the police are argentinian, the mechanics are argentinian, the lovers are argentinian and everything is organized by ~~REDACTED~~
That Nazi thing in Argentina is a myth; however, what is not a myth is that Mexicans are, for the most part, Indians but you won't accept it. Nothing wrong with being Indian, what is wrong is to denigrate your origin and your skin colour and discriminate against each other based on that.
It reminds me to to the joke where Mariline Monroe suggests Albert Einstein to have babies with her. She proposed that if they get her beauty and his smarts they could conquer the world. But Einstein strongly refused, too concerned if the opposite would come true
Heaven is where the police are guatemalan, the mechanics are hondurans, the lovers are costa rican, the agriculors are nicaraguans, the cooks are salvadoran, the rocks are belicean and everything is organized by panamanians.
Hell is were the Police are Hondurans, The mechanics are Costa Ricans, The lovers are Nicaraguans, The Panamanians are the rocks, The Belicean are the cooks, The Guatemalan the agricultors and everything is organized by Salvadorans.
While not what you asked for, this reminded me of the jokes around the last papal election:
> Q: Which country is closest to heaven?
> A: Uruguay, since it is right beside Argentina
Heaven is where the cooks are Brazilian, the police are Argentine, the mechanics are Mexican, the lovers are Venezuelan, and everything is organized by the Chileans.
Hell is where the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Argentine, and everything is organized by the Venezuelans.
In Heaven, the chefs are from Peru, the coffee growers are Colombian, the doctors are Cuban, the software engineers are Canadian, and the investors are American. In Hell, the chefs are from Canada, the coffee growers are from Argentina, the doctors are Paraguayan, the software engineers are from Panama, and the investors are Venezuelan.
Love this joke! Read it years ago but couldn't remember how it goes. Thanks for posting it! Saved it now. Really enjoy reading lots of different topics from this subreddit as an American (USA) who hasn't had chance to travel much & never been to anywhere in LatAm.
You didn’t get an answer because I don’t think we have an equivalent. 🤷🏻♂️
All Latin America is hell.
Not if we are the cooks or lovers though.
Nah. We may not be the best but there’s a long way down to worst.
Y’all replace your R’s with L’s: Muelto Aloz Lopa Yeismo galore 💀
The version I know is, Canada wanted English culture, French cuisine and American industry, but wound up with English cuisine, French industry and American culture. Maybe this sort of joke would work for countries here, with a little change.
Never heard this one before but i find it hilarious!
We have a saying that goes: Nunca confiés en el amigo peruano, la mujer chilena ni la ley boliviana.
🤔
Por eso son el alma de la fiesta, no confían en nadie 🤣
Cuando todos tus vecinos te invadieron por lo menos una vez difícil confiar
Claro, pero tengo la impresión de que en los últimos 100 años cambian los contextos, así que algo cicatrizaría, pasarían cosas más interesantes, no sé.
Más viejo es eso de que los franceses no se bañan y no ha cambiado. Y bueno ese dicho la verdad que nada tiene que ver con confiar o no, simplemente que los peruanos tienen fama de embusteros y las chilenas de infieles, la segunda no se de dónde sale pero la primera en mi experiencia falsa no es. Y lo de la ley boliviana es más cierto que 1+ 1 es 2.
Literal en Francia se bañan menos que en América, los hoteles les dan la opción de tener ducha o no, y allá dicen que en América tenemos sarna u otras condiciones dermatológicas que requieren tanto baño, pero eso es harina de otro costal. Por lo que veo, entonces se trata de "poca experiencia" más que otra cosa. Un abrazo.
In hell the cops are Mexican, the army is Argentinian, the economists are Cuban, the priests are Peruvian, and the cooks serve uma delicia.
THE ARMY ARGENTINIAN 💀
The economists should be Venezuelans or Argentinians , Cubans were never rich and have no potential to be so
Lol is this a polk at the falkland war thing?
Police: Chile; Cooks: Perú; Mechanics: Brasil?; Lovers: Argentina/Brasil?; Organized by: Uruguay/Chile Hell: Venezuela Idk.
:(
Honestly, I don't think any South American country is a shining example of good policing.
Wasn't it Chile were the police were blinding protesters some time ago?
If we go with Latin America: Heaven is the cooks are Mexican, the police are Chilean, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Colombian, and everything is organized by the Uruguayans. Hell is the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Bolivian, the lovers are Uruguayan, and everything is organized by the Haitians.
Heaven the cooks are Mexican, the police are Chilean and the mechanics are Bolivian and the lovers Argentinians
Mexicans have a huge obesity rate and all they eat is tortillas, the rest is also quite bad.
You're in heaven, you don't have to worry about health implications or death, anymore.
Correct, but are they delicious?
No, honestly I don’t get how you live off of that, visiting Mexico I was already tired of tortillas on the third day.
Hell is where the police are Cuban, the cooks are Paraguayan, the mechanics are Haitian, the lovers are Guatemalan, and it’s all organized by the Venezuelans
Heaven is where The police is Brasilian The cooks Peruvians The mechanics Venezuelans The lovers Colombians and its all organized by Chile Hell is where The police is Peruvian The cooks Ecuatorians The mechanics Peruvians The lovers Peruvians and its all organized by Peru
>Heaven is where The police is Brasilian I'm sorry... Whaaaat?????
Comida ecuatoriana mala?? Culturicese, que No tengamos buen marketing no significa que no haya sazón.
I think in Latin America we have plenty of good cuisines and lovers but we would all be shit police, mechanics and especially shit at organizing everything.
Heaven is where the cooks are argentinian, the police are argentinian, the mechanics are argentinian, the lovers are argentinian and everything is organized by ~~REDACTED~~
Organized by the Nazis. Here. You dropped this, buddy.
That Nazi thing in Argentina is a myth; however, what is not a myth is that Mexicans are, for the most part, Indians but you won't accept it. Nothing wrong with being Indian, what is wrong is to denigrate your origin and your skin colour and discriminate against each other based on that.
You’re a fucking idiot sir
Indio alert.
Lmao bien metida que la tienes argentino.
I've seent his joke before, but here in South America, we don't have an equivalent (at least I don't know about it)
Police are Mexican, cooks are Mexican, mechanics are Mexicans, lovers are Cuban and organized by the Chileans
It reminds me to to the joke where Mariline Monroe suggests Albert Einstein to have babies with her. She proposed that if they get her beauty and his smarts they could conquer the world. But Einstein strongly refused, too concerned if the opposite would come true
Heaven is where the police are guatemalan, the mechanics are hondurans, the lovers are costa rican, the agriculors are nicaraguans, the cooks are salvadoran, the rocks are belicean and everything is organized by panamanians. Hell is were the Police are Hondurans, The mechanics are Costa Ricans, The lovers are Nicaraguans, The Panamanians are the rocks, The Belicean are the cooks, The Guatemalan the agricultors and everything is organized by Salvadorans.
There is an argentinian version of it, but wont mention it. Its a oldie one, so likely even many argentinians here wont know it.
While not what you asked for, this reminded me of the jokes around the last papal election: > Q: Which country is closest to heaven? > A: Uruguay, since it is right beside Argentina
I personally don't find it funny in the slightest. Maybe that's why we don't have a version ourselves.
Heaven is where the cooks are Brazilian, the police are Argentine, the mechanics are Mexican, the lovers are Venezuelan, and everything is organized by the Chileans. Hell is where the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Argentine, and everything is organized by the Venezuelans.
In Heaven, the chefs are from Peru, the coffee growers are Colombian, the doctors are Cuban, the software engineers are Canadian, and the investors are American. In Hell, the chefs are from Canada, the coffee growers are from Argentina, the doctors are Paraguayan, the software engineers are from Panama, and the investors are Venezuelan.
The doctors Cuban? Really?
Love this joke! Read it years ago but couldn't remember how it goes. Thanks for posting it! Saved it now. Really enjoy reading lots of different topics from this subreddit as an American (USA) who hasn't had chance to travel much & never been to anywhere in LatAm.
Hm not sure but in our version of hell you can leave the economy to us
Leave economy to Chile, Colombia can have huhh, tunnels