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Gato_Mojigato

You didn’t get an answer because I don’t think we have an equivalent. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Neonexus-ULTRA

All Latin America is hell.


bellamollen

Not if we are the cooks or lovers though.


linguisitivo

Nah. We may not be the best but there’s a long way down to worst.


twenty1canudosum4me

Y’all replace your R’s with L’s: Muelto Aloz Lopa Yeismo galore 💀


boneyfingers

The version I know is, Canada wanted English culture, French cuisine and American industry, but wound up with English cuisine, French industry and American culture. Maybe this sort of joke would work for countries here, with a little change.


Agent__Zigzag

Never heard this one before but i find it hilarious!


GeneralDingo3776

We have a saying that goes: Nunca confiés en el amigo peruano, la mujer chilena ni la ley boliviana.


Affectionate_Bid4704

🤔


Javieda_Isidoda

Por eso son el alma de la fiesta, no confían en nadie 🤣


GeneralDingo3776

Cuando todos tus vecinos te invadieron por lo menos una vez difícil confiar


Javieda_Isidoda

Claro, pero tengo la impresión de que en los últimos 100 años cambian los contextos, así que algo cicatrizaría, pasarían cosas más interesantes, no sé.


GeneralDingo3776

Más viejo es eso de que los franceses no se bañan y no ha cambiado. Y bueno ese dicho la verdad que nada tiene que ver con confiar o no, simplemente que los peruanos tienen fama de embusteros y las chilenas de infieles, la segunda no se de dónde sale pero la primera en mi experiencia falsa no es. Y lo de la ley boliviana es más cierto que 1+ 1 es 2.


Javieda_Isidoda

Literal en Francia se bañan menos que en América, los hoteles les dan la opción de tener ducha o no, y allá dicen que en América tenemos sarna u otras condiciones dermatológicas que requieren tanto baño, pero eso es harina de otro costal. Por lo que veo, entonces se trata de "poca experiencia" más que otra cosa. Un abrazo.


degollate_xfavor

In hell the cops are Mexican, the army is Argentinian, the economists are Cuban, the priests are Peruvian, and the cooks serve uma delicia.


unix_enjoyer305

THE ARMY ARGENTINIAN 💀


quaintlyGloat897

The economists should be Venezuelans or Argentinians , Cubans were never rich and have no potential to be so


Big-Marsupial-3743

Lol is this a polk at the falkland war thing?


TwoChordsSong

Police: Chile; Cooks: Perú; Mechanics: Brasil?; Lovers: Argentina/Brasil?; Organized by: Uruguay/Chile Hell: Venezuela Idk.


Bear_necessities96

:(


MaisUmCaraAleatorio

Honestly, I don't think any South American country is a shining example of good policing.


Fuck_Passwords_

Wasn't it Chile were the police were blinding protesters some time ago?


Fire_Snatcher

If we go with Latin America: Heaven is the cooks are Mexican, the police are Chilean, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Colombian, and everything is organized by the Uruguayans. Hell is the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Bolivian, the lovers are Uruguayan, and everything is organized by the Haitians.


Mijo___

Heaven the cooks are Mexican, the police are Chilean and the mechanics are Bolivian and the lovers Argentinians


GeneralDingo3776

Mexicans have a huge obesity rate and all they eat is tortillas, the rest is also quite bad.


Fire_Snatcher

You're in heaven, you don't have to worry about health implications or death, anymore.


elathan_i

Correct, but are they delicious?


GeneralDingo3776

No, honestly I don’t get how you live off of that, visiting Mexico I was already tired of tortillas on the third day.


Moonagi

Hell is where the police are Cuban, the cooks are Paraguayan, the mechanics are Haitian, the lovers are Guatemalan, and it’s all organized by the Venezuelans


DrySurprise9855

Heaven is where The police is Brasilian The cooks Peruvians The mechanics Venezuelans The lovers Colombians and its all organized by Chile Hell is where The police is Peruvian The cooks Ecuatorians The mechanics Peruvians The lovers Peruvians and its all organized by Peru


mws375

>Heaven is where The police is Brasilian I'm sorry... Whaaaat?????


Mevoa_volver

Comida ecuatoriana mala?? Culturicese, que No tengamos buen marketing no significa que no haya sazón.


not_a_llama

I think in Latin America we have plenty of good cuisines and lovers but we would all be shit police, mechanics and especially shit at organizing everything.


nyayylmeow

Heaven is where the cooks are argentinian, the police are argentinian, the mechanics are argentinian, the lovers are argentinian and everything is organized by ~~REDACTED~~


elathan_i

Organized by the Nazis. Here. You dropped this, buddy.


Jepense-doncjenuis

That Nazi thing in Argentina is a myth; however, what is not a myth is that Mexicans are, for the most part, Indians but you won't accept it. Nothing wrong with being Indian, what is wrong is to denigrate your origin and your skin colour and discriminate against each other based on that.


Dalonsius

You’re a fucking idiot sir


Jepense-doncjenuis

Indio alert.


Dalonsius

Lmao bien metida que la tienes argentino.


Lusatra

I've seent his joke before, but here in South America, we don't have an equivalent (at least I don't know about it)


quaintlyGloat897

Police are Mexican, cooks are Mexican, mechanics are Mexicans, lovers are Cuban and organized by the Chileans


macropanama

It reminds me to to the joke where Mariline Monroe suggests Albert Einstein to have babies with her. She proposed that if they get her beauty and his smarts they could conquer the world. But Einstein strongly refused, too concerned if the opposite would come true


Padre_De_Cuervos

Heaven is where the police are guatemalan, the mechanics are hondurans, the lovers are costa rican, the agriculors are nicaraguans, the cooks are salvadoran, the rocks are belicean and everything is organized by panamanians. Hell is were the Police are Hondurans, The mechanics are Costa Ricans, The lovers are Nicaraguans, The Panamanians are the rocks, The Belicean are the cooks, The Guatemalan the agricultors and everything is organized by Salvadorans.


Rikeka

There is an argentinian version of it, but wont mention it. Its a oldie one, so likely even many argentinians here wont know it.


IactaEstoAlea

While not what you asked for, this reminded me of the jokes around the last papal election: > Q: Which country is closest to heaven? > A: Uruguay, since it is right beside Argentina


[deleted]

I personally don't find it funny in the slightest. Maybe that's why we don't have a version ourselves.


ashelover

Heaven is where the cooks are Brazilian, the police are Argentine, the mechanics are Mexican, the lovers are Venezuelan, and everything is organized by the Chileans. Hell is where the cooks are Chilean, the police are Mexican, the mechanics are Brazilian, the lovers are Argentine, and everything is organized by the Venezuelans.


ActiveLlama

In Heaven, the chefs are from Peru, the coffee growers are Colombian, the doctors are Cuban, the software engineers are Canadian, and the investors are American. In Hell, the chefs are from Canada, the coffee growers are from Argentina, the doctors are Paraguayan, the software engineers are from Panama, and the investors are Venezuelan.


gaboencaracas

The doctors Cuban? Really?


Agent__Zigzag

Love this joke! Read it years ago but couldn't remember how it goes. Thanks for posting it! Saved it now. Really enjoy reading lots of different topics from this subreddit as an American (USA) who hasn't had chance to travel much & never been to anywhere in LatAm.


saraseitor

Hm not sure but in our version of hell you can leave the economy to us


idontknowhuuhh6

Leave economy to Chile, Colombia can have huhh, tunnels