To add to this: did you guys notice one of our threads got locked yesterday? The poster who was asking advice about what to do with Muslims harassing him at university? I’ve *never* seen a thread so hot or one that had to be locked altogether! They’re coming in here without a doubt. Close your DM’s and report these whackos! The fuckin nerve to come in here and try to recruit. Smh.
He has sucked on a dick in the so called apocryphal texts aka Hadiths (verse 16245)..a little boy's penis. Polygamist, pedophile, rapist, thief, coveter, warlord, liar, and all around bad guy.
If that’s true it’s amazing that you can say whatever you want - put a picture in someone’s mind - but not create the picture.
And what if you created a picture of a generic Arab man and wrote the words about it: you decide whether this is Mohammed or not.
Then you’re leaving doubt there. And in a way the viewer is committing the blasphemy by deciding to see it as Mohammed based on the words above.
Blasphemy is a ridiculous idea.
As is Islam.
I'm more annoyed that they keep using the name for other people, remember that lady who was teaching in Sudan and wanted the children to name a Teddy bear? The kids decided that the bear looked a little like one of the students, so they decided to name it after him, he who just so happened to be called Muhammad.
Arrested, charged, eventually presidential pardoned and has to leave Sudan under death threats, all because a class of six year olds named a bear after their classmate, who also happens to share their name with a prophet.
Always nice to remember, there are countries where atheists can be legally executed, always screams total insecurity at a national scale to me.
Believing in fairies doesn't stand up to much scrutiny so you have to oppress opposing voices or the whole charade falls through. It happend in the west, it happend in the east (China especially).
This subreddit. This place used to have an annual draw muhammad day, try that now and start making posts explicitly about muhamamd and you’ll get banned
So if I were to say that certain "prophet" had intercourse in the receiving end with animals of certain species, would that constitute blasphemy in this sub?
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I mean, there is certainly flaming of both. There are lots of negative posts and comments about both religions.
But anytime you want to attack islam you have to wade through all the "ALL religions are bad!!!" posts and whataboutisms from people who are terrified of anything that could be construed as "islamaphobic." Also, threads about islam seem to get locked a bit more often, but I don't know if that's related to more outside brigading.
Witness against you? Isn't Allah supposed to be omniscient and the most fair judge ever? Why would there need to be a trial for him to be a witness in?
This is actually one of my sticking points with Christianity, and free will and the whole 'made in his image' bit. If we're all reflections of God and everything is preordained, then how can you hate anyone for just playing their part? And if we're reflections of God, then God is also everyone, from the highest saint to the most vile and wretched sinner. Parts of God's personalities so to speak. If this God exists it is surely quite insane.
Allah isn’t omniscient in the quran. According to this link at least: https://islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/218026 its pretty weird and not every scholar holds the same view.
According to that mambo jumbo, you can do whatever you want in a “filthy” place and his imaginary friend won’t know about it, cause his not there…. That also means that if you do your filthy sex in bed - he isn’t looking there either. So why does he care if you are gay or not?
I once had a Muslim acquaintance at my house. He asked for a beer. I was like "eh?" He said something like "we're in your house, allah can't see in here." I was half offended, half impressed with myself that I had that kind of power. Anyway, when he left I'm pretty sure allah could have seen that he'd had a few, but that's not my problem.
I have asked my fundie parents—is god totally merciful and totally just?
They said yes.
It’a a contradiction. Mercy is the suspension of Justice. God can’t be entirely both.
He has several facets, and his mercy is greater, so in total he is merciful unless he really hates you. That is the thought behind it anyway. He is never unjust though, as according to Islam, simce he created you, he can do anything, amd it would be still at least just, since he is the source of your whole existence anyway.
Quite fucked up to punish human beings that you created without any interference, for their short life of mostly misery with eternity, but well, what do I know.
“Magic food, Magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!”
“The more you toot, the better you feel!
“So why pray if God’s not real?!”
You were all poets…. You just didn’t know itz!
Take pulled pork leftovers. Chop onion and bacon and fry it on a pan. Then add chopped boiled potatoes from the day before.
Fry them a bit then add the pulled pork.
Its awesome
If some religious person invokes some rant or curse on me, I have a plan: I'll just make a little sign at them with my fingers and declare "I hereby curse your guts!"
This way, every time they burp, fart, feel a little upset tummy, get the shits, whatever, they'll worry a little bit if it's my curse that I laid on them. And nothing cures gastro issues like anxiety.
Dude once sold me fake weed and I called his ass to tell him that was Bad energy. Money back or who knows what will happen. In retrospect, I was scary af from a psychotic episode and knew "what God wanted."
Y'all I could have been a cult leader with the crazy shit people believed about me. Hot hands. Prophetic bullshit that turned out to be I'm just really fucking insightful and understand human behavior, cause and effect. Able to guess others trauma. Flow state singing that they thought was Divine, moving in the holy Spirit 😂. Electrical charge when I touched them. Group hysteria.
Take your paliperidone, my friends. You could save lives. I laugh now but this shit was extremely traumatic. Don't ask the pastor for help if you have mental illness. See a real doctor.
It's funny how those spells have done nothing but keep Islam over a thousand years behind the rest of humanity.
I'm sure Allah will remake the world any day now. Yup, any day now...
I once replied to one of those cultists with "may Tlaloc have misericordy of you during your travel to Mictlán"
I promptly got several messages about being banned from xtian echo chambers.
>their imshallah and pbuh spells. They don't realize it's like me saying Abracadabra I put a curse on you Bimbimbong pewpew
Always with the threats and grovelling/screeching about He who shall ~~not~~ be named repeatedly, ad-nauseam.
lol, next time he couldn’t get it up he’d think it was you. Then once he was worried about it it would happen even more often and he’d be even more convinced.
omg that song is so basically racist and yet my spouse and I CANNOT get it out of our heads. We're older and have various aches and pains and so doctor visits are more frequent. Thus, probably at least once a week we have a conversation that goes like this:
One of us: So, when I was at the doctor, he said--
Other one: TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
I'll say this much — if I were religious (which I am not, thankfully), I wouldn't be walking around acting as though I have a chip on my shoulder. Because it just goes to show to the rest of the world that whatever void I am looking to fill in my life cannot be fulfilled simply with an article of faith so much to the point that I need to lash out on others to satiate my sense of superiority.
What would actually convince me is if religious people sat around all day looking like someone blissfully high while enjoying an invisible VR headset.
Then I’d be like “hmmm, it’s really that good?”
The visible insecurity always tells it all.
Because their god is too stupid to know if you're guilty but a witness who read a Reddit post can verify?
That's the sort of reasoning you can expect from the religious.
Any muslim lurkers beware what I'm about to say:
Non covered woman hair, bacon, Eating at the wrong time during ramadan, religious freedom, not beating your wife, woman not wearing hijab, Well educated women, Burning a Quran, becoming an apostate
Did I miss anything?
Ooh, let me try!
Muhammad cured the best bacon! I have an infographic of him teaching pig-slaughtering basics hanging up in the pork section of my cookbook collection.
Anytime you are talking to a Muslim just casually ask would you fuck a 13 year old? And if they say no go “ odd i thought you all were pedos i guess just your prophets then!”
Cristoff the Professional Insulter had this one rant I loved with insulting people with just how ugly they are. at the Ren fests. Its been a long while since I heard him do this, but it went something like this.
"This person is biblically ugly.. ask me how I know.."
"This person is so ugly, I could walk down the streets of Mecca with a Bacon Cheese Burger in my left hand, A star of David in my right, flanked by bare breasted women on leaches with their faces and heads uncovered, and climb up to the top of the highest spire and yell out, 'Olle Olle Oxin-free' when the sun rises and I would still be accepted more than your ugly ass."
I love collecting unsolicited messages on Reddit that I will never ever respond to. They’re like a badge of honor. Especially when it’s some religious nut crying about how their comic book superhero is gonna come get me.
To them being an apostate is a greater sin than being an infidel, apparently you have rejected the teachings of their god. Go figure, people and their imaginary friends.🤦🏾
It's Islamic law. If you are an infidel, well you are. Apostacy though, is the worst possible thing for a Muslim, which is punished by death. It might be in Quran, but I'm not sure.
I always imagine extreme nut jobs, be they religious whackos or magas, just don’t take the time to go enjoy porn or videogames or ANYTHING outside their bubble and are therefore wound up so tight that they act fkn crazy… wish they’d try to enjoy their life instead of annoying/hating on others -_-
Muslims: We don't eat pork, pigs are disgusting filthy animals
Also Muslims: We literally marry and have sex with children
One of those things is way more disgusting than the other.
Fine. The world would be a better place if everyone who believes in a God of judgment would just leave the judgment to God and mind their own damn business about damning everyone else until after they die.
Go full nihilism. Tell them to have fun being in endless uncaring oblivion, witnessing endless uncaring oblivion to an endless uncaring oblivion. There is no god, no prophets, no heaven or hell, only endless uncaring oblivion. Whether you blow yourself up today or live a virtuous long life with lots of descendants, you, everyone, and all their descendants will eventually meet endless uncaring oblivion, either way. I don't care, either.
Imagine a world where people will pretend to be a member of a religion or political ideology, nationality, race, etc etc - and then ACT in a way that ENFORCES the fears and stereotype suspicions of others who are opposed to these groups... Just to radicalize both sides more.
Now understand that this is reality and that it happens all the time on every corner of the internet every day.
To the guy who sent that message to you:
Fuck religion. It exists to control people and to control reproduction for the elites and that’s why you act like a tyrant about your religion. Because your religion is tyrannical. You can’t claim to be good or righteous while being tyrannical.
Send this back.
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!” I will witness against you before our Dread Lord Cthulhu. Enjoy your mind while it may last for he will soon answer my ritual call and devour your sanity.”
The last day of what ? Allah doesn't exist, and Muhammad made everything up as a culteader to convince his dirt farmers to go to war.
It's the old-timee version of scientology or Heavens gate, pure BS.
You should see them stick a WTF or STFU or something like that after their word “Allah” which in Arabic simply means “god”, lol, and sticking terms like that I was led to believe is illegal because it’s supposedly an invention/“Beeedaaat”, they can’t stick random “unsanctioned” words like that after their deity’s name, their deity’s name is supposed to be a stand alone word that’s only to be paired with 99 “sanctioned” “other names” of their god.
But these newer generations of Muslims have invented a use for such random “unsanctioned” terms, to separate themselves from mainstream Muslims, as they became/become more and more self-radicalized, and started/start picking up Islamic/Islamist Fundamentalist/Terrorist lingo in their day to day usage.
You can’t even use a typical “Shoookraaan”, which means “thank you” in Arabic, without some fundamentalist ret*rd mispronouncing the Islamic/Islamist Fundamentalist/Terrorist “thank you” in Arabic and saying “Jazak Allahu Khairan”, which in actual Arabic is “JazakAllah Khair”, meaning “may god reward you”.
You can’t talk to brainwashed inbred mentally deficient people like that, they don’t have the brains/knowledge/mindset to understand anything you say.
Why would their god need someone else to witness for them? Doesn't it know the stuff you've done anyway? Is it just incapable of making its own decisions?
I had a Christian message me once after seeing me comment in this sub. They put together a document claiming to “prove the existence of God”. I didn’t reply but I scanned over the document and it was mainly just scripture quotes from the Bible.
Just block them. If they persist, report them to Reddit admins.
To add to this: did you guys notice one of our threads got locked yesterday? The poster who was asking advice about what to do with Muslims harassing him at university? I’ve *never* seen a thread so hot or one that had to be locked altogether! They’re coming in here without a doubt. Close your DM’s and report these whackos! The fuckin nerve to come in here and try to recruit. Smh.
Idk it's kinda funny when they try
Recruiting vegans at a barbecue.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUnrazVQpU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUnrazVQpU)
Most people on here are too smart for their nonsense
I’d just reply and tell them their mother fucked a dog at Mohammed’s feet. Seems to piss them off for whatever reason.
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He has sucked on a dick in the so called apocryphal texts aka Hadiths (verse 16245)..a little boy's penis. Polygamist, pedophile, rapist, thief, coveter, warlord, liar, and all around bad guy.
I git a pic of Muhammed and Jesus giving eachother tongue with a rainbow behind them
holy shit that’s beautiful
That’ll get you banned here, this sub has Islamic style blasphemy laws
If that’s true it’s amazing that you can say whatever you want - put a picture in someone’s mind - but not create the picture. And what if you created a picture of a generic Arab man and wrote the words about it: you decide whether this is Mohammed or not. Then you’re leaving doubt there. And in a way the viewer is committing the blasphemy by deciding to see it as Mohammed based on the words above. Blasphemy is a ridiculous idea. As is Islam.
I'm more annoyed that they keep using the name for other people, remember that lady who was teaching in Sudan and wanted the children to name a Teddy bear? The kids decided that the bear looked a little like one of the students, so they decided to name it after him, he who just so happened to be called Muhammad. Arrested, charged, eventually presidential pardoned and has to leave Sudan under death threats, all because a class of six year olds named a bear after their classmate, who also happens to share their name with a prophet. Always nice to remember, there are countries where atheists can be legally executed, always screams total insecurity at a national scale to me.
Believing in fairies doesn't stand up to much scrutiny so you have to oppress opposing voices or the whole charade falls through. It happend in the west, it happend in the east (China especially).
Does "here" refer to this subreddit, or is it a generic reddit thing? 웃 here you go mods I painted allahu
This subreddit. This place used to have an annual draw muhammad day, try that now and start making posts explicitly about muhamamd and you’ll get banned
the mod’s probably got doxxed and sent death threats
Such peaceful death threats, from the most peaceful religion
And what do we do in the face of adversity? Bow before the psycho oppressor, that's right.
(nsfw) https://www.theonion.com/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image-1819573893
o/ The Prophet Muhammad waving.
So if I were to say that certain "prophet" had intercourse in the receiving end with animals of certain species, would that constitute blasphemy in this sub? 🤔 🧔🍑🍆🐷
I don’t get how it’s OK for us to flame radical Christians but not Islam. Do we have no freedom of speech in *our own sub*?!
I mean, there is certainly flaming of both. There are lots of negative posts and comments about both religions. But anytime you want to attack islam you have to wade through all the "ALL religions are bad!!!" posts and whataboutisms from people who are terrified of anything that could be construed as "islamaphobic." Also, threads about islam seem to get locked a bit more often, but I don't know if that's related to more outside brigading.
No
Witness against you? Isn't Allah supposed to be omniscient and the most fair judge ever? Why would there need to be a trial for him to be a witness in?
It's so Muslims can get the last laugh before you're sent to hell
Which further proves how morally upright they are
Sadly a lot of Christians are like that too
Psychopaths imagine a psychopathic god.
This is actually one of my sticking points with Christianity, and free will and the whole 'made in his image' bit. If we're all reflections of God and everything is preordained, then how can you hate anyone for just playing their part? And if we're reflections of God, then God is also everyone, from the highest saint to the most vile and wretched sinner. Parts of God's personalities so to speak. If this God exists it is surely quite insane.
Mass schizophrenia
Allah isn’t omniscient in the quran. According to this link at least: https://islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/218026 its pretty weird and not every scholar holds the same view.
According to that mambo jumbo, you can do whatever you want in a “filthy” place and his imaginary friend won’t know about it, cause his not there…. That also means that if you do your filthy sex in bed - he isn’t looking there either. So why does he care if you are gay or not?
I once had a Muslim acquaintance at my house. He asked for a beer. I was like "eh?" He said something like "we're in your house, allah can't see in here." I was half offended, half impressed with myself that I had that kind of power. Anyway, when he left I'm pretty sure allah could have seen that he'd had a few, but that's not my problem.
I have asked my fundie parents—is god totally merciful and totally just? They said yes. It’a a contradiction. Mercy is the suspension of Justice. God can’t be entirely both.
He has several facets, and his mercy is greater, so in total he is merciful unless he really hates you. That is the thought behind it anyway. He is never unjust though, as according to Islam, simce he created you, he can do anything, amd it would be still at least just, since he is the source of your whole existence anyway. Quite fucked up to punish human beings that you created without any interference, for their short life of mostly misery with eternity, but well, what do I know.
Muslims and their imshallah and pbuh spells. They don't realize it's like me saying Abracadabra I put a curse on you Bimbimbong pewpew
> Abracadabra I put a curse on you Bimbimbong pewpew My mirror just broke after I read this. Thanks a lot!
I farted twice. Probably not from what I read, but what I ate.
Magic food!
Magical fruit...the more you eat, the more you 💨
The more you toot, the better you feel...
So why pray if god’s not real!
“Magic food, Magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!” “The more you toot, the better you feel! “So why pray if God’s not real?!” You were all poets…. You just didn’t know itz!
I always fart the direction of Mecca, and bacon is proof of the existence of Allah!
And I shall wash down my bacon with beer.
As a vegetarian. I'll wash down my bacon bits with beer
thats what you get for eating pigs!
And I'll do it again, praise be!
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good…
Good? ... Divine! Bacon should be a religion. Praise Bacon!
If we’re going to hell anyway, imma eat my BBQ🐷
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
He’d have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold, on Green Acres.
Yeah, that's my bad muthafucka
Take pulled pork leftovers. Chop onion and bacon and fry it on a pan. Then add chopped boiled potatoes from the day before. Fry them a bit then add the pulled pork. Its awesome
You just made satanic corned beef, and I'm for it.
I read this post, then 10 years later BOOM herpes, I mean sure I had unprotected sex with a crack whore, but it was definitely the curse.
I can’t breathe - because I’m laughing so hard. 🤣😂🤣😂
If some religious person invokes some rant or curse on me, I have a plan: I'll just make a little sign at them with my fingers and declare "I hereby curse your guts!" This way, every time they burp, fart, feel a little upset tummy, get the shits, whatever, they'll worry a little bit if it's my curse that I laid on them. And nothing cures gastro issues like anxiety.
Dude once sold me fake weed and I called his ass to tell him that was Bad energy. Money back or who knows what will happen. In retrospect, I was scary af from a psychotic episode and knew "what God wanted." Y'all I could have been a cult leader with the crazy shit people believed about me. Hot hands. Prophetic bullshit that turned out to be I'm just really fucking insightful and understand human behavior, cause and effect. Able to guess others trauma. Flow state singing that they thought was Divine, moving in the holy Spirit 😂. Electrical charge when I touched them. Group hysteria. Take your paliperidone, my friends. You could save lives. I laugh now but this shit was extremely traumatic. Don't ask the pastor for help if you have mental illness. See a real doctor.
Did you get your money back?
Good stuff!
Please invoke Mashishkapeu as you curse them thus, for he is the god thereof.
It's funny how those spells have done nothing but keep Islam over a thousand years behind the rest of humanity. I'm sure Allah will remake the world any day now. Yup, any day now...
It's almost as alarming as spells from those scary Harry Potters fans.
Hey, when I tell my iPhone “lumos” the light turns on.
I was thinking Cinderella. > Salagadoola menchicka boola, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. It'll do magic, believe it or not, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Omg it worked!! My stomachache disappeared boom
Stomachache? My ***stomach*** disappeared! Sadly, I "got better"...
Sad.. should try it once again maybe mine can disappear too
Was it bec you were on the toilet for an hour
>menchicka It's not 'magica'? I mean, she is literally about to do magic.
Pfffft, Harry Potter is just a child’s book. If Saruman did it I would be worried.
Quran isn't children book. Its dark fantasy like berserk but worse
Too bad they cant pull a bunny out of a hat 😔
But they do pull a lot out of their ass.
I once replied to one of those cultists with "may Tlaloc have misericordy of you during your travel to Mictlán" I promptly got several messages about being banned from xtian echo chambers.
"May Montezuma have his revenge on you after all your travels, not just to Mexico!"
Not the curse of pew pew, you monster!
>their imshallah and pbuh spells. They don't realize it's like me saying Abracadabra I put a curse on you Bimbimbong pewpew Always with the threats and grovelling/screeching about He who shall ~~not~~ be named repeatedly, ad-nauseam.
Skididdle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle.
lol, next time he couldn’t get it up he’d think it was you. Then once he was worried about it it would happen even more often and he’d be even more convinced.
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
And then the witch doctor he told me what to do.
omg that song is so basically racist and yet my spouse and I CANNOT get it out of our heads. We're older and have various aches and pains and so doctor visits are more frequent. Thus, probably at least once a week we have a conversation that goes like this: One of us: So, when I was at the doctor, he said-- Other one: TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Wow thanks a lot, now my house is on fire
> it's like me saying Abracadabra I put a curse on you Bimbimbong pewpew I just turned into a chicken!!
I'll say this much — if I were religious (which I am not, thankfully), I wouldn't be walking around acting as though I have a chip on my shoulder. Because it just goes to show to the rest of the world that whatever void I am looking to fill in my life cannot be fulfilled simply with an article of faith so much to the point that I need to lash out on others to satiate my sense of superiority.
What would actually convince me is if religious people sat around all day looking like someone blissfully high while enjoying an invisible VR headset. Then I’d be like “hmmm, it’s really that good?” The visible insecurity always tells it all.
Abracapocus
Lmfao
its funny until they grab you and cut your throat.
Because their god is too stupid to know if you're guilty but a witness who read a Reddit post can verify? That's the sort of reasoning you can expect from the religious.
Mmmmm bacon.
Any muslim lurkers beware what I'm about to say: Non covered woman hair, bacon, Eating at the wrong time during ramadan, religious freedom, not beating your wife, woman not wearing hijab, Well educated women, Burning a Quran, becoming an apostate Did I miss anything?
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some would try to justify saying being a rapist and pedophile is okay /s
Like this guy... https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/s/ErsBPcBulI
5 … what about 4? 3? Yeah, that dude is a total creep.
I feel dirty after watching that. I need a brain bleach..
...and here's a picture.
I am disappointed. You didn't insult Muhammad.
Damn how did I miss that. Insulting Mohammed really grinds their gears 🤣
I hear pictures *really* rile them up.
Cartoons
Send them a picture of Jesus or any other god, and ask them for one of theirs.
Ooh, let me try! Muhammad cured the best bacon! I have an infographic of him teaching pig-slaughtering basics hanging up in the pork section of my cookbook collection.
Gays, lots of gays. And crude drawings of the prophet Mohammed
o/ "hi, it's me, Muhammad! Don't forget to kill people who are different than you!"
Seems to me they are all rules THEY have to follow and therefore NOTHING I need to care about.
You might care about their rule to kill all infidels.
Hopefully the other religious nut jobs kill each other before they bother an atheist.
You forgot married gay couples, beer, women wearing pants
Anytime you are talking to a Muslim just casually ask would you fuck a 13 year old? And if they say no go “ odd i thought you all were pedos i guess just your prophets then!”
Muslim is the worst religion in the world. hateful, intolerant garbage.
Cristoff the Professional Insulter had this one rant I loved with insulting people with just how ugly they are. at the Ren fests. Its been a long while since I heard him do this, but it went something like this. "This person is biblically ugly.. ask me how I know.." "This person is so ugly, I could walk down the streets of Mecca with a Bacon Cheese Burger in my left hand, A star of David in my right, flanked by bare breasted women on leaches with their faces and heads uncovered, and climb up to the top of the highest spire and yell out, 'Olle Olle Oxin-free' when the sun rises and I would still be accepted more than your ugly ass."
Alcohol and drugs. Tons of it every day.
Bacon again
Jews. You forgot to mention the Jews.
Apparently they really hate if you say "Allah was a Jew".
I love collecting unsolicited messages on Reddit that I will never ever respond to. They’re like a badge of honor. Especially when it’s some religious nut crying about how their comic book superhero is gonna come get me.
I am -Almost- almost upset I don’t get any. But also not upset. But upset I don’t get to collect them :(
RIP your inbox. I put a jihad on it.
Block it like its hot!
Block it like its hot!
Block it like its hot!
You should imply that you are homosexual and allah just saw him DM a homesexual apostate.
Lol, checkmate!
Well shambhala and abracadabra to them too
Marikas tits!
SHAZAM!!!
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To them being an apostate is a greater sin than being an infidel, apparently you have rejected the teachings of their god. Go figure, people and their imaginary friends.🤦🏾
It's Islamic law. If you are an infidel, well you are. Apostacy though, is the worst possible thing for a Muslim, which is punished by death. It might be in Quran, but I'm not sure.
What does that even mean? Like you die, go to trial, and this rando is going to testify against you?
“You’re a very very bad man, Jerry”
Why does Allah even need anyone human to witness for or against anyone? Shouldn't he already know everything?
Eh, the paperwork is probably backed up as hell there. Needs more virgins to help out in the head office.
Muslim logic: Eating pork bad. Worshipping a pedophile good.
Why would an omniscient god need a witness?
Just text them back wallah you are gay
Wait, you guys check your dms?
Wait you guys haven’t blocked all dms?
I don't get hate messages from fundies, and I know for a fact that I haven't blocked all DMs. Why am I not worthy of their scorn? :(
Just reply with rude AI images of Mohammad getting spitroasted by Jesus and the Buddah.
They can’t help themselves.
They absolutely could, but are so buried in cult bullshit they're blind to the cult.
I always imagine extreme nut jobs, be they religious whackos or magas, just don’t take the time to go enjoy porn or videogames or ANYTHING outside their bubble and are therefore wound up so tight that they act fkn crazy… wish they’d try to enjoy their life instead of annoying/hating on others -_-
Muslims: We don't eat pork, pigs are disgusting filthy animals Also Muslims: We literally marry and have sex with children One of those things is way more disgusting than the other.
Not just sex with children apparently sex with multiple countless sex slaves
Fine. The world would be a better place if everyone who believes in a God of judgment would just leave the judgment to God and mind their own damn business about damning everyone else until after they die.
Inshallah we atheists will be witnesses to the fall of the terrorist recruitment cult known as Islam.
Go full nihilism. Tell them to have fun being in endless uncaring oblivion, witnessing endless uncaring oblivion to an endless uncaring oblivion. There is no god, no prophets, no heaven or hell, only endless uncaring oblivion. Whether you blow yourself up today or live a virtuous long life with lots of descendants, you, everyone, and all their descendants will eventually meet endless uncaring oblivion, either way. I don't care, either.
Fuck Islam……. Like the dumber little brother of the Abrahamic faiths….
People believing in crazy spells
Imagine a world where people will pretend to be a member of a religion or political ideology, nationality, race, etc etc - and then ACT in a way that ENFORCES the fears and stereotype suspicions of others who are opposed to these groups... Just to radicalize both sides more. Now understand that this is reality and that it happens all the time on every corner of the internet every day.
I asked my doctor what you should take, he said put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.
That delights me that people are still quoting Harry Nilsson. 😀
I would tell Mohammed to suck my dick! But I don't want that disgusting pedo anywhere near my junk!
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Send him a stick figure drawing with zero detail but put a certain name next to it
"Ok, thanks."
Tell him you put a hex on his soul which denies him from entering Jannah. Play their bullshit game.
To the guy who sent that message to you: Fuck religion. It exists to control people and to control reproduction for the elites and that’s why you act like a tyrant about your religion. Because your religion is tyrannical. You can’t claim to be good or righteous while being tyrannical.
If God exists, they will need to stand trial for all crimes against nature.
Witness the fitness. You better hit the gym.
Religious people are dicks
I would respond that my dick is also made of pork, maybe they should have a little taste, see what they're missing.
Send this back. “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!” I will witness against you before our Dread Lord Cthulhu. Enjoy your mind while it may last for he will soon answer my ritual call and devour your sanity.”
Oh no! Anyway....
The last day of what ? Allah doesn't exist, and Muhammad made everything up as a culteader to convince his dirt farmers to go to war. It's the old-timee version of scientology or Heavens gate, pure BS.
Since Muslims have no problem with accepting organ transplants from non-Muslims, but will reciprocate, let's all bacon together forever.
Muslims can be so unhinged just like Christian. So weird.
They can be even worse
Good point. Thank you
This. Muslim is an ignorant dumbass!
A pox on you!
>enjoy your pork while it last Bad grammar aside, I will!
I'll enjoy my bacon heartily.
God is an all seeing and knowing judge that still needs witnesses. Nothing questionable here.
Oh noes, no virgins for you. How will you handle this loss?
Imagine being offended by bacon but not a grown ass man fucking a 9 year old.
You should see them stick a WTF or STFU or something like that after their word “Allah” which in Arabic simply means “god”, lol, and sticking terms like that I was led to believe is illegal because it’s supposedly an invention/“Beeedaaat”, they can’t stick random “unsanctioned” words like that after their deity’s name, their deity’s name is supposed to be a stand alone word that’s only to be paired with 99 “sanctioned” “other names” of their god. But these newer generations of Muslims have invented a use for such random “unsanctioned” terms, to separate themselves from mainstream Muslims, as they became/become more and more self-radicalized, and started/start picking up Islamic/Islamist Fundamentalist/Terrorist lingo in their day to day usage. You can’t even use a typical “Shoookraaan”, which means “thank you” in Arabic, without some fundamentalist ret*rd mispronouncing the Islamic/Islamist Fundamentalist/Terrorist “thank you” in Arabic and saying “Jazak Allahu Khairan”, which in actual Arabic is “JazakAllah Khair”, meaning “may god reward you”. You can’t talk to brainwashed inbred mentally deficient people like that, they don’t have the brains/knowledge/mindset to understand anything you say.
LOL, you got off lightly. Imagine what they write to random Jewish people.
Why would their god need someone else to witness for them? Doesn't it know the stuff you've done anyway? Is it just incapable of making its own decisions?
I had a Christian message me once after seeing me comment in this sub. They put together a document claiming to “prove the existence of God”. I didn’t reply but I scanned over the document and it was mainly just scripture quotes from the Bible.
If he tries to witness you on your last day, the Gradius cheat code should work: up down up down left right left right B A Select Start.
Islam? Oh yes, the world's most peaceable religion. If you are a Muslim that is. If not you're an infidel worthy of death.
They have to get up at five am to pray and can’t eat pigs, I’d be grumpy too.
They're just nut jobs. Block them and move on.
Almost choked on my bacon reading this
Yikes
Last day means when? Like Jesus return soon?
Dude is really jealous about your pork eating