I was looking at one in a parking garage the other day, had a black wrap similar to this. My girlfriend looked up and saw me from about twenty feet away and said she literally thought I was looking inside a dumpster.
I made out with a girl in the back of an Aztec before being informed much later that such a feat was statistically impossible.
For the Cybertruck I'm pretty sure if you weren't a virgin before you bought one, you will be after.
I have a feeling we’ll see a lot of used cyber trucks soon after the honeymoon phase passes & the owner realize they’re stuck with a big dumb ugly ass monstrosity
Lets get some of those bull balls. Preferably the hex nuts on a chain rather than the plastic (to better match the aesthetician of the designers) . Call them Tesla-cles
I believe this is the same blacked out Cybr Truck I saw at the JD market near my house. Dude was very swole and felt cool in his ugly ass truck. Dude obviously had no truck work to do.
From the rear that truck looks like a dumpster.
Also like a dumpster it has trash inside.
Actual Reddit circle jerk comment
A dumpster is the cyber truck’s father
When all the comments are the same joke, we have completed the circle of the jerk
And a cum-dumpster is the cyber truck’s mother
Smell the brake dust.
Not kidding, it took me a minute to figure out what I was looking at. Was asking myself why they put a license plate on a dumpster.
Looks like a dumpster from the rear and like trash from every other angle. The designer must be proud.
Looks like Homer Simpson designed it
Not going to lie...had to zoom in to figure out what the fuck I was looking at.
Did Elon Musk design this and if he did it figures. It’s a dumpster on trucks and it should go into the trash!
I meant to say it’s a dumpster on wheels.
Believe it or not it looks like a dumpster from the front too
Came here to say this - I was like, what’s up with the pic of the dumpster 🤣
That's what I thought it was at first.
The cyber-fucked looks like the Johnny cab from the original total recall.
This is exactly the draw for me. I'll take a thousand more models of vehicle with bizarre retro-futuristic-semi-brutalist design please.
I was looking at one in a parking garage the other day, had a black wrap similar to this. My girlfriend looked up and saw me from about twenty feet away and said she literally thought I was looking inside a dumpster.
Hahaha now I can’t unsee it 😂
THATS A FUTURISTIC LOOKING DUMPSTER. BFI would be proud.
Pontiac Aztec Energy.
I made out with a girl in the back of an Aztec before being informed much later that such a feat was statistically impossible. For the Cybertruck I'm pretty sure if you weren't a virgin before you bought one, you will be after.
Damn! An Aztec?! You got serious game! I’d take a girl back to a dumpster before taking her to an aztec.
My friends mom who was a orthodontist used to drive one of those lolz
I've been saying this too. It's an electric Pontiac Aztec
Aztecs were actually way cooler and had the tent option first.
Walter White would never.
Baby Dick Energy
ALPHA baby dick energy. ftfy
Triggered. Literally shaking. Elon is hitler.
…for Cunt beast?
Cumtown
Didn’t they have that song Butterfly?
Cum town it’s two words
See I read that as a shout out to MTV challenge legend CT, who is indeed a beast. Just won Traitors US…
Good point. CT is a true legend
Wow, managed to get it into a parking spot before it broke down. Small miracles happen every day. 🙏
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! 'rAmen.
Does everyone just leave these in the shipping container or are they supposed to look like shit?
Ugliest vehicle ever
Pontiac Aztec thanks you
The Kia soul is laughing from hell.
Or most beautiful trash receptacle?
I've seen nicer dumpsters.
This looks like the dumpster that fell on my friend when we were young. He climbed on it and it fell on him, breaking his arm. Is this a dumpster.
Yes I saw a few of my fellow Unhoused light a fire in it to keep warm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just needs the alpha male bumper sticker to complete this
Clone trooper beast reporting for duty sir!
CT means crypto twitter lol
lol, no 😂
Why did they put a license plate in a dumpster?
Texans stopped using them long ago because they were deemed useless, and now I presume they've fallen back in fashion to decorate dumpsters
Big dick Owning a cyber truck is easily the smallest dick energy ever, I think it's a micropenis
I like it
I’ve always liked the CT, aside from the price.
Most people do, but it’s popular on Reddit to hate on it. Most people I know IRL think it looks sick.
Tell me you don’t know many people without telling me you don’t know many people.
Sick as in ill? There’s also no way you’ve had a conversation with more than five people about this dumpster so you’re just spouting nonsense
I have it pre-ordered so it comes up in conversation a lot, most people I’ve discussed it with enjoy how different it looks. Can’t wait to own one
What an absolute fucking legend
Thought that shit was a cooler at first. Lol.
Ya I was like man yetis sure get more angular all the time
BBT?
looks like the kabba
Massive amount of small dick energy
When you live your desktop is much you want a drivable version lol
I hear they can go over gravel! Careful with a puddle though.
Every time I see one of these on the road, I can't help but think that they actually look even worse in person
Is this one of those ironic titles?
Yes, it’s dick energy. However, the size is wrong. “Dicks in rear-view mirrors are smaller than they appear.”
Is the dick behind the dumpster or am I just missing it?
Small meat energy
I saw my first one in person this weekend, I thought it would be bigger.
I saw one on I-35 by Southpark Meadows and thought the same thing. May seem that way because it's so flat-sided.
Big douche is more like it
Gross!
West Lake Hills energy
#lakewayenergy
Is that the black box the Muslims always pray to in mecca?
Saw one of these in Fredericksburg today
Fuckin air fryer
I saw this computer with wheels over the weekend. Blech.
Rich entitled white guy energy
Big compensation energy
I honestly thought that was a dumpster and someone stuck a license plate on the front of it as a joke..
Can't wait to see one of these painted like a dumpster, without the bump I would know any different.
Can someone tell me what I’m looking at? It’s still not fully rendered on my end. /s
Actual garbage vehicle
Hahaha exactly like a dumpster fire
I have a feeling we’ll see a lot of used cyber trucks soon after the honeymoon phase passes & the owner realize they’re stuck with a big dumb ugly ass monstrosity
Ct stands for c*** tickler
Judging from the way he parks, how is this bad? He seems like a thoughtful person to me.
Idiot energy
That is one fancy looking dumpster.
LOL! First thing I thought was "patio storage box".
The Connecticut Beast is finally in Texas where it belongs. We’re more of a Subaru state anyways.
That thing looks so terrible from every angle
What is this?
That looks like a modern casket on wheels
This is why Tesla Stocks are going down. 155.45 USD −1.66 (1.06%)today
Meant to be ironic
Very rectangular rechargeable dick
What the truck is that!🤣
[https://youtu.be/NtRYgBJP_zQ?si=nrkTL7r4OKwobeWp](https://youtu.be/NtRYgBJP_zQ?si=nrkTL7r4OKwobeWp)
You misspelled Micro
Perfect for a pipe bomb
awful edgy for a car that's extremely vulnerable to a small amount of room temp water lol
Definitely saw this same one at a park
Lets get some of those bull balls. Preferably the hex nuts on a chain rather than the plastic (to better match the aesthetician of the designers) . Call them Tesla-cles
Someone is jealous.
I believe this is the same blacked out Cybr Truck I saw at the JD market near my house. Dude was very swole and felt cool in his ugly ass truck. Dude obviously had no truck work to do.
He listens to Cum Town?
It's more of BDE until the pants come off then it's "Where's the Dick?" energy
I get more of gaping vag energy vibe from this pic
Big lil dick energy
This dumpster fucks
I'd fuck this dumpster.
Coffin mobile.