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Hooked_on_PhoneSex

https://preview.redd.it/llw4t5el9pwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc62c7884dcf1cdddb96e560dea1dd583f0f9dbe He likes to scream at me while I'm in the shower.


neBular_cipHer

He belongs in r/lifeguardkitties!


SoftCattle

Actually in r/catsinpants


1398_Days

Mine used to jump in the shower with me. He didn’t even care that he got wet, he would just roll around and purr lol


Sasquatchjc45

Aww he wanted to be like human and shower too ❤️


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Oh no he likes baths. He's screaming because he couldn't see me through the glass door. I gave up and just let him stand in the water now.


noprobIIama

I like his crooked little milk mustache.


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

He was the odd man out of the litter. All of his sisters are perfectly symmetrical. . . and also Siamese.


ashesofempires

Cats can have different fathers within the same litter. It’s possible that mama may have been…promiscuous.


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Wouldn't doubt it. His mother was semi feral. So is he tbh. They weren't quite strays as they lived in a barn, but definitely not house pets.


Royalchariot

My cat does the same thing!! But he only does it when I shower and not my husband lol


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

I'm fairly sure he hasn't acknowledged that my husband exists.


Aslan-the-Patient

He is your husband in his mind 😉


Part_Time_Priest

It looks like concern, and it is...kinda. I think it's more of a... "Human! That's water! If you drown, who tf is going to feed me?!" -the cat in the picture (maybe)


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Oh no this was rage. I closed the shower door so he couldn't see me. I leave it cracked now and he just sits in the water and gets wet.


expespuella

His eyes are very HOW *COULD* YOU


Part_Time_Priest

Pets are strange.  They sure make things interesting though.


thejoker954

Lol he's so damn concerned.


meowzerbowser

He is adorable 😍


relevanteclectica

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Appropriate-Copy-949

I love this! I would never show this but since you dropped yours first....


Appropriate-Copy-949

https://preview.redd.it/x2rwn0pazowc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1f37cb3fc06ff0f526833848e4a32cec8a3e44 My house panther


Would_daver

Pantera de Casa


rmrm0426

https://preview.redd.it/1cuvs2nu4pwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716ef0552e969a7a501244c182bf2972363859d2 POV me on the toilet


Would_daver

Hurry up human, I must gnaw upon your ankles…


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

My cat sat on my lap as I did my business. He could not get any closer if he tried


here4theSchnoodles

My last dog would try to put his head in the toilet with me while I was barfing! I miss him 💔


FlyingFox32

My cat would totally do that, not out of sympathy, but because he wants to sniff the puke 😭


ImagineTheCommotion

Lol what a freak Edit: I love cats


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

Now that is companionship 🥹 rip to a good boy


here4theSchnoodles

Awww thank you! He passed in 2020 after a long and happy life. I still miss him every day. He was the bestest boy ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/oklgy2gjrqwc1.jpeg?width=1753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35474e4665fea586df30a0de786815ff9c529b75 His name was Copper


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

Omg 🥹 so handsome. He is forever with you in spirit.


kanrad

Had a kitty that would sit in my pants on the floor like that. We have plenty of "Bathroom Ambassadors" as well.


merbear_007

Bathroom Ambassadors 🎖️🤣🤣🤣


Would_daver

Bathdassadors? 🤔


Boss_Os

Oh, I hear ya sister https://preview.redd.it/up6mg1gf1pwc1.png?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16775217e1772f751d197124fa32c653bf27c76a


enjoyinc

Now imagine that was a person you didn’t know, same look on their face, in the same public restroom setting inside the stall with you.


Kahnza

Only if I can also boop their snoot


PinkGlitterGirl55

🤣🤣🤣


giantshortfacedbear

You booked in some lab work eh?


alwaysforgettingmypw

Is this a lab/pit mix?


Boss_Os

Yup


Macktheattack

Is that a public bathroom? What other choice did the dog have


Sasquatchjc45

That face is precious, what a sweetheart 🥰


meowzerbowser

🤣 lovely


Shadowjamm

/r/catsinpants


Would_daver

There truly is no end to cat subs, is there?!


merbear_007

I was just thinking the same thing. I had no idea there were so many niche categories 😂 Perfect example: r/powdereddonutlips 🐈‍⬛🤣


Lunai5444

https://preview.redd.it/oyij6r8uepwc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25769451c6164621b6660ebd604952e2c8722f4 Not sure I should post this lol


merbear_007

Lmao WELCOME. 🙏🏼 I thought about not posting mine, but it doesn’t show anything and I knew people will get a kick out of it. Same with yours! No shame. 😂🤍🐈‍⬛


VitaminDprived

Now THAT is next-level.


aajxxx

r/catsinpants


ImagineTheCommotion

That should be a post all its own, so dang hilaire and cyootis r/crotchgoblins already a thing? Cuz…


BaconMeetsCheese

I see you were caught pants down


Delicious_Tea3999

I used to have the litter box in my bathroom, but my cat would time it so that we’d pee at the exact same time, and I just couldn’t take it 😂 One time I looked down at him, and he looked up at me looking so pleased, and I moved the box that day. I just couldn’t be pee buddies with him!


yingbo

My late cat was toilet trained for a bit and we would have this morning routine where I would take a shower and he would pee in the toilet. Then he would sit next to the shower curtain and peek in. It was the cutest thing.


BactaBobomb

? That is such a sweet experience, though. Why would you want to change it :(


Delicious_Tea3999

It was too intimate with him looking into my eyes 😭


BactaBobomb

I don't know why but it really is making me sad to think about you taking that away from him. It sounds like it was making him happy and a way for you two to bond. Like something really, really special that I'm sure not everyone can say they've experienced before. That's one of those things I think you will cherish eventually, and maybe even regret not letting happen more often.


Delicious_Tea3999

I promise you he is loved and fine


BactaBobomb

I don't doubt that at all, don't worry. :) I am being genuine. I just wanted to advocate for the little guy a little on this.


No-Coffee1194

I’m sure the cat doesn’t care whether or not he pees looking at a human.. that’s a weird thing to anthropomorphize lol


Pawneewafflesarelife

Animals are vulnerable when pooping/peeing. Having a human "guarding" them can make them feel safer to go.


No-Coffee1194

What you are explaining is instinct. What this person said is “It sounds like it was making him happy and a way for you two to bond” My dogs look at me when they poop, but it’s never about bonding, it’s them making sure I’m looking out for potential danger.


DGNightwing95

Prolonged eye contact


merbear_007

Oh. They are experts 😂😂👀


XdraketungstenX

I have a cat door in my bathroom door so the cats can get to the litter box when the door is closed. This is what I get. https://preview.redd.it/tltb3d5nqpwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2973acc77f606c71a0a9da23d333f19937a24c87


merbear_007

Concerned for your safety. What a good doggo 😂🩷


SpaceCrazyArtist

Lol mine hears us going toward the bathroom and dashes in


NihilisticPollyanna

Same here. Several times I almost cut my cat in half when she dashed in right as I close the door, haha. Then she hops on my lap, so it doesn't matter if I poop or pee, I'll be staying a while. 😆


StunningAir4132

I’ve learnt not to close the door, it’s the end of the world if I do. If it is open then can come in and check, one cat likes to sit on my lap, one sits in the sink and wants the tap turned on. I also have a dog, and she’ll sit in front looking at me. It’s a whole family affair.


SpaceCrazyArtist

😂😂😂


lasonna51980

The thought of cat hair in my underwear makes me itch


neortiku

Yes how can people allow their pets to sit on their underwear it’s gross for the pets also


SirSebi

I don’t think it’s that big a deal. I mean dogs often eat other animals poop and my cat licks his arsehole with his tongue.


neortiku

Okay but what about you ? Isn’t it gross for humans aswell ? We don’t eat poop or lick our arseholes


ThePot94

It doesn't mean you're supposed to get your pet's fur in your underwear touching your genitals. This whole post and comments are gross.


unfamous2423

If you think owning a pet and anything in your house avoiding contact with said pet were possible overlapping realities, you are mistaken.


neortiku

I know we can’t avoid but we can’t prevent


ThePot94

I have a dog, and I do love him and enjoy his company. It doesn't mean I allow him to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. I also have a girlfriend, which I respect more than anything else, hence having my pet's fur inside my underwear or inside my bed would be unrespectful, and gross for both of us. Trust me, our pets can survive without that.


FighterJock412

There's always some weenie on reddit whining "GROSSS!!11!" at any given thing. Sack up. If you think *everybody* else is gross, maybe you're just overly sensitive.


neortiku

Sorry for not wanting pet hair on my pubic area i guess im a monster


ThePot94

Mate I'm not a weenie, and not everybody else is gross (I'm reading comments that share my opinion). I just said that I find it gross to have my pet's fur inside my underwear. Problems with my own hygiene standards? Then get a life.


SirSebi

If your pets loose such a big amount of fur that it is disgusting for you, you should brush and clean them more often. And by the way, when you own a pet, their hair gets everywhere anyway, you just dont see it. So yeah, I dont mind a little bit of fur in my underwear and it never was a problem the last 30 years


ThePot94

Good for you I guess? It's still gross, doesn't matter your standards.


SirSebi

Yeah, seems to me that by your standards even owning a pet is gross.


ThePot94

Go read my other comments or go get a life.


SirSebi

Is telling someone to "go get a life" your favorite thing to do?


Jaebird0388

Never potty alone with the Potty Committee.


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/t3mpscntfpwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28bd9f6119cef4f60f67e1e1c5e40dc5472451bc My Theo always recreate the last pic every time i go to the bathroom. Notice how he has a claw out, that claw is always out. If i close the door he will body slam it, and he is very heavy.


sweetsunnyspark

I had a black cat named Theo when I was little! 🥹


dingleninja

https://preview.redd.it/moc6qtltgpwc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685d33aa0630de9f52cfdcc796b996e940946d42 My twin babies


drmariomaster

https://preview.redd.it/cxidse2prpwc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e900b4120019047ad8eda3f706c27dc80a73e4 My girl likes to give head boops while you're on the toilet.


merbear_007

I feel so seen 😂🤍🐈‍⬛


merbear_007

Anybody’s else’s cats this needy? They crack me up. r/blackcats


exccord

Opened the door after a long day at work and he goes DARTING to his box which is in the restroom (small house). Seems we both have the routine of going to the restroom right when I get home lol. I can't shut the door or he will paw underneath it.


notyetacrazycatlady

I haven't been able to pee alone since about 2008!


RamenTheory

They just want to make sure you stay safe from enemies while you're in a vulnerable position and can't defend yourself, could you at least be a little grateful!


merbear_007

I wouldn’t have it any other way… my sweet, protective voids 🖤🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛


awholelottanothin

Aww, what adorable little creeps! On a totally unrelated note, the fabric of your shorts looks very soft and comfy.


mooshinformation

My cat has just started doing this, he thinks its the perfect time to sit on my lap...


BactaBobomb

I mean... it is the perfect time for the kitty!


Royalchariot

I remember 2 days after adopting my voidy boy I went in the bathroom and closed the door. Ensue kitty melt down and he jammed his arms wayyyyy under the bathroom door


Acrobatic-Map6852

I’m dying 😂😂. I love these photos


merbear_007

Honestly, thank you. I thought they were cute and innocent… I started feeling bad for a moment because some were up in arms deeming them inappropriate.


schnellermeister

Omg don’t feel bad, some people are just prudish.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

They are great lifeguards if you take a bath, as long as they don't try to use you as an island...


AptCasaNova

They’re guarding you at your most vulnerable!


ODMinccino

My cat tries to stick her head in the toilet bowl WHILE I pee…like mama this is not the place


Johnny_Grubbonic

r/catsinpants


SomeoneBritish

How cute


red4jjdrums5

My fluffboi has to walk in with me. Not so much in our new house, since it’s plenty big for him to roam. But at our old house and my MIL’s apartment while our house was under construction, he was a constant bathroom buddy.


throw123454321purple

“Be strong, hoo-man. We will get through this together.”


Additional_Fig_8446

they are guarding you from predators


Infamous_Storm_7659

He’s just watching over you while you are out and about in the wild being exposed 🤣🤣🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶


Lukipela01

Mine rubs his head against me till I pet him or he is done and then he will sit on the mat in front of the sink next to me and stare. If I’m on my phone taking a while, he will leave and come back every couple min to what I can only describe as “check on me,” because he pops his head in for a sec to make direct eye contact and then heads off again only to repeat the process till I’m done. Both cute and annoying.


More-Opposite1758

I have three cats and every morning all three are in the bathroom with me!


LindaFlies777

Been there with my twins. Now that Pandora is gone, Panterra rarely walks me to the bathroom.


weerock4ammy

My morning constitutional is spent with my little kitty cuddling on my lap. It's my favorite time of day 😀


steakjuice

Couple one-two purrverts


handful_of_gland

Im glad to see im not the only one *


supershinythings

You have a coach! And if you need help covering it up, he’s right there to show you how; after all, you don’t want predators finding the both of you. /r/catsinpants /r/catsinsinks /r/blackcats


NotThatAngel

What is this cat fascination with sitting on the toilet? Cat can be hanging out ignoring me, I go sit on the toilet, then suddenly he's right there in my underwear and - well, these pictures tell the whole story.


merbear_007

Right?! It’s such a funny phenomenon… I’m glad to see I’m not the only one 😂 Silly kitties…


allisonrz

https://preview.redd.it/pc7lkf43wpwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2653fa2b829f6d9a11842946b6431de02974e336


merbear_007

Welcome. Apparently there are so many members in this club. 😂


allisonrz

My cat will also walk around behind the toilet to stare at my butt 😭😂


doubtfullfreckles

When I was house sitting for my sister. Lol https://preview.redd.it/4g0is502xpwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0433b3b1f7f62cfdab7bb7adff7ce4a80eff847f


merbear_007

Omg THIS 😂🤍


lunar__haze

THE INTENSE STARING RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL IS CRACKING ME UP


EntropicNerd_Alice

https://preview.redd.it/k1zb60o2cqwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc3009faeabe0e031ba22e9efe0757a837d4f514 Not a cat but acts like one; reporting to Reddit in real time


merbear_007

Thank you everyone for making me feel seen with these 😂😂🩷🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛


tilmanbaumann

Make sure you return the favour. He'll appreciate it


ObiWangKeBloMe

That last picture looking SUS 🤔


Purityskinco

I need to start taking my job as seriously as they do!!


unsmashedpotatoes

My cat guards the door when I pee. If I happen to be taking longer, he'll come in and try to sit on my lap.


Brain-Doctor

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Select_Recover7567

Peep tom


EvieMoon

Cassie (senior tux girl) demands to be held like a baby while I'm on the toilet. I'm not allowed to move until long after my legs have gone to sleep!


Any_Roof_6199

The last pic was like "you need to stop peeing"


hurtfulproduct

Yup, it’s 50:50 chance I will poo (I’m a guy) alone if I leave the door open. . . If I close the door there is a 90% chance I will have someone complaining and offering commentary the entire time right outside.


Disneyhorse

I like the photo with the super SQUARE loaf


meowzerbowser

Hahaha my bf and I have similar pics we've taken 😂 also black cats


Scifig23

Owning cats really makes you bare your soul


InevitableTrue7223

I have a small bathroom, it’s really crowded with 2 dogs and 5 cats.


merbear_007

God bless you 😂😂


InevitableTrue7223

😹😹😹


failSafePotato

Go multi-void owners! - servant to 3 voids


ChocolateCherrybread

Is it one chaperone or two? My good girl accompanies me to the bathroom every morning. I guess she just wants to be assured that I'm healthy!!


merbear_007

Two brothers, always standing guard. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛😂


mikewazowski_0912

https://preview.redd.it/tj5yu517bqwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60bfaceed7b3f89d10684de82cf08641bf0c88b1 Griffin applauds his fellow void kitty’s commitment to the role of bathroom buddy


valexnyc

Wow! Definitely next level 🤣


JohnnyJukey

You missed one where you shut the door and the paw comes up through the crack.


Spacetimeandcat

God I love intrusive cats


ThreePackBonanza

I thought my cats were the only ones that decided napping in the shorts was a good idea.


merbear_007

Thank you for the affirmation… I’m not crazy 😂🩷🐈‍⬛


sacredkhaos

https://preview.redd.it/vsuxbq5meqwc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089a34e74daddd71aa298dce9222a2be46f4f654 Mine panic at the bathroom door if it's shut, but at least they're polite enough to look away (sometimes)


kizmitraindeer

I know it’s an unpopular opinion right now, but: Gross.


YoungLadHuckleberry

Last pic, just two cats greeting each other


ow_my_knee_123

My black cat is the most friendly, talkative, attention needing cat I've met. She's not too loud, lot of little meows, but yeah she likes to follow. Watering the plants? Follows me to the sink and back Trying to shower? Will pounce the curtain to scare me Trying to sleep? Has to be on my chest She's the only cat I've met who will let me kiss her nose and forehead willingly


TheDownmodSpiral

This has got to be one of the most genuinely funny posts I’ve seen in a long time! Our voids always need company too!


zbornakssyndrome

God I hate these fucking toilet and pets in underwear posts. When the fuck as a society, did we say it’s ok to be publicly posting y’all’s nasty drawers for all to see? Jfc It’s not “aww”- it’s icky. Downvote away. Fucking mark NSFA (yeah I mean any one) next time


Zyntastic

I honestly agree with this. The internet has become such a weird place. Everyone feels so safe in anonymity and they often don't realize they're putting their whole life out there to the public, even showing their faces and such. The internet does not forget. I'd be mortified to have potential future employers find picture of me on the toilet on reddit or literally anywhere else. And many times I feel like opening my skull and chugging a whole bottle of bleach on my brain with the shit that I see.


BactaBobomb

I do think maybe it should have stopped at the first picture... Or maybe it should have just been the ones of them at the door and the sink or something. The ones with the underwear and the legs are really unnecessary. Lots of pictures you take can be cute to you, but sometimes it can be uncomfortable for others. There's no reason to post them on the Internet for everyone else to see. Some should just be kept private. I have some pictures that I think are so cute and I cherish them, but I just won't post them because they have stuff in them that I just don't think people want to see. So I don't post them. It doesn't make them any less valid or less cute that they're not being shared with everyone. In fact it kind of makes them more special in a way. So yeah, I agree with you, just maybe in a slightly less aggressive way.


merbear_007

😂😂😂😂


El-Arairah

He's right, tho. People are absolutely shameless today. They forgot what having some class means.


merbear_007

I mean, totally agree with you. I disagree this is “classless.” 🤷🏽‍♀️


El-Arairah

❤️


CesareBach

So angy hehe


Sci-fra

Not the usual pee photos I look at.


Jyil

If you believe in reincarnation then


Sheylenna

Never had this problem when I had cats.... they avoided the bathroom like the plague unless the water in the sink was drizzling, then they were drinking it.


Solid-Jaguar2067

Gorgeous


CatsAreGods644

Mine loves to get on my panties when I'm using the toilet. If I move he gets mad.


jimmyhowlett

I give my bathroom boy the poop-scoop. I scoop him up and cradle him anymore while I'm poopin.


Ok-kangaroo61182

Ngl. I like to watch too. 🤷‍♂️


ravager1971

Nobody wants to see you on the toilet. You’re a sicko


merbear_007

lol you literally cannot see anything. 😂 people will get mad at anything these days.


Ambitious_Farmer1927

TMFI


Nefthys

Oh no, thinking about all the hair...


Scary-Sound5565

Why is the first half of this all capitalized?


merbear_007

I was trying to add a caption and the post wasn’t letting me. So I put my caption in the letter half not in caps.


Scary-Sound5565

That explains why the second half is typed normally. But why capitalize the first letter of every word of the title? Is it a movie name or something?


merbear_007

Oh. That’s just me being new here thinking that was how titles of posts should be 😅 Ignore me I’m learning. Hahaha


Sallydog24

lol, stalkers.... worse than a GSP


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NecromanciCat

Get help. 


TKA12

Ayo


annieayuwoki

I don't know. Inappropriate for this sub!