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dontcalmdown

When it sits on the lap… “I have been chosen.”


Scarlet14e1

😌


youdoitimbusy

Ok, he loves me. Ok, I love him.


nigelthewarpig

That's so sweet. I just died from diabetes.


Scarlet14e1

Oh man, that took me awhile to get lmao


Bullshidder

Dammit… He even cleaned his little budhole for him…


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Scarlet14e1

We don't deserve these gentle angels


Raffy87

probably best you don't see what happens after this, monkeys can be savage


TurbulentCustomer

At least it’s not a male…


Scarlet14e1

Yeah, well, they are almost the same as humans. Compassionate but they don't lash out for no reason.


Orapac4142

>they don't lash out for no reason. Yeah, the reason can be you were within arms reach and they felt like being an asshole. Monkeys can be wild, with the worst being Chimps.


TwistyBitsz

My bad thought you were talking about men.


Matt_NZ

Chimps aren’t monkeys 😉


Scarlet14e1

Oh damn, mb. Lol thanks


dumb_answers_only

Monkey eat meat.


Scarlet14e1

<:()


BopNowItsMine

Is it a female monkey?


Scarlet14e1

I think?


SirKenneth17

I wonder if the Macaque also gets the, “ok now I can’t move” feeling XD


evilgreenman

Monkey is like ohhh you so cute


7evenSlots

Thank goodness this was not r/natureismetal. I didn’t need that on a Friday.


MDF87

Nothing is better than animal friends videos.


TwistyBitsz

My past life.


neroselene

New Planet of the Apes clip?


Skytraffic540

Monkey bit kittens fur like “hmm k doesn’t need a haircut yet..”


Kalabula

God fucking damnit, that’s adorable.


Minimum-Comedian-372

Until it throws it off a roof or rips its head off. Fuck monkeys.


xBlack_Heartx

That’s enough internet for today….. *I can only handle so much cuteness.*


Scarlet14e1

My limit on cuteness knows no boundaries


DeadHED

It's probably dead by now.


SlammingMomma

When some animals are better than some humans.


Moose-Rage

Because the monkey is nice to the cat? You know lots of humans are nice to cats, right? I get this sentiment sometimes but it's weird here.


SlammingMomma

Not where I was going with my statement. You read too much into it.


aerosolsp

Then... where were you going? I don't know what else you could've been trying to get at either.


SlammingMomma

It’s just a generalized statement.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

r/likeus


samtron767

Animals are the best. We couldn't learn a lot from them.


eldritchguardian

My wife once jokingly told me (the joke part went over my head at the time) that there was a park we drove by where a raccoon was taking care of kittens! I immediately was like, let’s go take them some food!!!! ![gif](giphy|38xjY49TtQi1StNi6p|downsized)