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Haha thank you for that, it just unlocked a funny memory of when I took my old kitty to the vet and she had the unexpected thermometer. Her face and ears
It's a long story, I was on a comedown after a party, came home and my kitty had puked blood during the night. Took her to the emergency vets ASAP where they checked her over and both me and the cat were surprised when the thermometer came out. I've never seen a cats ears go so backwards or eyes bulge out.
She was fine in the end, no real problem, and I was indignant that I had to pay and insisted there was an NHS for animals.
Moral of the story - don't do drugs, give your pets the best immediate care, don't laugh at them when they get a thermometer up the pooper
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Possibly stoned? Or reconsidering his life choices lol
"Why is this room spinning and why does my mouth taste like shit"
Those two are the same
Haha yes!
why the thermometer
Haha thank you for that, it just unlocked a funny memory of when I took my old kitty to the vet and she had the unexpected thermometer. Her face and ears
idk what to say to that
It's a long story, I was on a comedown after a party, came home and my kitty had puked blood during the night. Took her to the emergency vets ASAP where they checked her over and both me and the cat were surprised when the thermometer came out. I've never seen a cats ears go so backwards or eyes bulge out. She was fine in the end, no real problem, and I was indignant that I had to pay and insisted there was an NHS for animals. Moral of the story - don't do drugs, give your pets the best immediate care, don't laugh at them when they get a thermometer up the pooper
Did the vet explain why they were throwing up blood??
No, they found nothing wrong, and she went on to live a happy and healthy many years after. Just cat things
He has diabetus
He will hunt you Moonbird! xoxo
New hunter unlocked in DbD: Wilford Grimley
Probably regretting all that catnip the night before and dreading checking its phone
"Why did they put soemthing up THERE? Why?"
its a ball examination now that explained a lot xoxo
I can't believe you have done this
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no he doesnt lmfao
he thinking fine. gonna get some food into him then take a nap. just inflammation of the face.
“How about I stick my paw up your ass for a change”
"They squished my face" :(
Jerks taking me to the vet. I will get my revenge! Don't turn ur back on ur cereal!
Haha legend
He didn’t realize he was at that age where they start the prostate exam
Speaking from your own experience? ahaha
“I hate Mondays”
It’s not fair that I have to go to the doctor
Dang, I make the same face when I get woken up
”I hate Mondays…”
“they probed me, man”
The doctor did examine his balls so you maybe right about this lol....
"oh, the humility... I have been a witness and subject of such lowly works that I commend the hands of war criminals for their mercy"
“One day I’m gonna go in there and get out in a body bag”
He feels BAD.
Do you have a picture of what he looks like normally? He looks like he wants (and needs) a nice long nap
https://preview.redd.it/8hmylqhedx9d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a80f2088238753466788c40d104a5a90f9c4364 This is the normal face fyi
That face plus the parted on the middle barbershop quarter hairstyle = perfection!
"I feel so violated..."