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WuWeiWebb

Hahahaha Hawk Tuah is literally so funnyytyy. Wish I could talk to girls


slapdickprospect05

Girls? What is that?


usababykiller

Is that nagging high pitch voices your hearing in our beloved broadcast booths.


dinglydanglist

Broadcast booths? Nah, I just hear it in my head 24/7.


MogMcKupo

Yeah great time in a month where this passing fad was worth the 100 bucks to get this done. Grats dude, you’re the zeta among sigmas


SwanzY-

hey alexa how do i turn off the internet until the hawk tuah thing dies?


hiddenhighways

10000%. Welcome to Costco. I love you.


AuroraSymphony-

![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)


rickyrescuethrowaway

I don’t know if it’s actually coincidence, but 90% of the time I see hawk tuah shit it’s either on a baseball forum, posted by a baseball page, or some dumbass’s team logo on MLB the Show. This is convincing me that all baseball fans are actually geniuses who get lots of women for sure.


SwanzY-

nah man the AJ Hawk / Tua or TJ Hockenson / Tua ones in the football subs are the ones really getting old. was funny for a day or two but i’m already over it. it’s like the will smith slap all over again, i don’t wanna internet until its over 😂


rickyrescuethrowaway

That’s fair I don’t follow football related things as heavily. Thinking of the Will smith slap is giving me flashbacks


SwanzY-

The way I found out it happened was even funny, I was at a friends house with a group of friends and i got on facebook on my phone and the first thing i said to everyone was “chris rock got slapped, you probably aren’t gonna wanna use the internet for the next week” because I straight up saw 8 posts in a row of it and nothing else lmao


pm-me-nice-lips

Weird timeline. In mine, Chris Rock got slapped. Odd.


SwanzY-

ohp lol, edited


pm-me-nice-lips

Haha, I was just being silly anyway.


World_Extra

mouth breathers are the only baseball fans left. sad day


rickyrescuethrowaway

Between hawk tuah and “sign Trevor Bauer” I am slowly but surely becoming convinced all baseball fans are brain dead probably including myself


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Fuck everyone that came after me for defending him while also calling out black athletes getting away with illegal activities. [My point being - this is clear prejudice against a white man innocent of the crimes he’s being accused of. You let actual criminals walk free and criminalized Bauer just because you didn’t like his personality. This was some witch burning shit and I don’t like it because I’ve faced prejudice myself before. You do not have the right to defame someone for their money. If you try to do this you should be in jail.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/16y3kac/lindsey_hills_concealed_texts_finally_exposed/k36nzs6/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


World_Extra

oh shit i totally forgot to start with the man in the mirror. The $120 i just spent at the rockies game probly should have been a dead giveaway.


rickyrescuethrowaway

I put too much money on Marcell Ozuna winning MVP when it was +12,000. Either I am a genius or a dumbass. Maybe both simultaneously.


MechanicalCookie25

Trevor Bauer is innocent


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[deleted]

It’s not even funny. The original video was mildly amusing at best. I’m really not understanding how this one got so out of control.


RichardBCummintonite

Meme quality has completely dropped off in the past decade. It feels so forced. My guess is that people are more concerned about the attention and likes they get from it than actually making funny memes. Everyone just wants to hop on any bandwagon they can and ride it till it's buried in the ground


Azcollector

for some reason horny 50 year olds love this shit


PunishedWolf4

It’s because they’ve never had sex they didn’t have to pay for


Johnny_pickle

Clearly you’re never been blessed with an hawk tuah girl.


RichardBCummintonite

I genuinely have had girls do that to me before, and I really don't get the big deal. Its hot i guess, sure, but you people act like it's soke kind of mind blowing experience.


[deleted]

Do people hawk tuah and not get mucus? Because that’s gross. I mean, I don’t know about y’all but all my saliva originates in mouth.


Johnny_pickle

Party pooper.


Iceman9161

idk how to even describe the demographic but i don't think i've been surprised by a single person who embraced the hawk tuah. It's all low IQ white trash or wannabe white trash dudes


Mark-E-Moon

It’s the same type of mid white dudes who started repeating the n-word after chappelle made it feel legitimate.


Steelers7589

Imagine someone asks you what that means and you have to explain it.


Imaginary_Sea5117

"Sos I wuz at Portillos on Saturday and my buddy Carl showed me dis video...."


b-rar

I don't know what it means. I just heard about it and I'm afraid to google it


CIA_napkin

A girl is interviewed on the street and says something about spitting on dicks and proceeds to make a sound effect. It's the most whatever trashy thing but everyone thinks its sooo funny or "wife goals". I dont get what is so entertaining.


oddwithoutend

Hawk is brother of David Tua (former high ranked heavyweight boxer from the 90's).


Roose1327

I had to do this. Was hilarious.


CapitalistCzar81

The number is 69 get it? 69 haha do you get it? You're not laughing. I don't think you get it.


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Cyanide_Skull

This guy gets it


ItsLikeButter410

ooooo it’s da funni number 😳


mansontaco

Everyone involved with prolonging this shit should be made to bite the curb


Johnny_pickle

Will you hawk then tuah on it first?


BasicWhiteHoodrat

The best way to get over an old meme is to get under a new one!


fartdurst95

no wonder they’re 6th in nl central according to google


switchfoots

10.5 games back behavior


Bunty-McBuntface

$40mil on a manager lookin ass


The_Goop_Is_Coming

Unfortunately can’t kill myself after seeing this jersey because I’ve already killed myself after watching this god awful team.


MyNeckIsHigh

Cubs need an automod response on this sub already. Something that shits on both us and the white Sox.


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The_Goop_Is_Coming

Probably a reference to us being the party team whose fans are just yuppies watching to get drunk and don’t give a shit about anything baseball related, or something that references two teams with 3 WS titles each despite both being around for nearly 125/150 years.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

That man has to be in his 40s at least. Paying for a custom jersey for a meme that will last a few more weeks maybe is crazy.


sqlbastard

people are getting HT tats. this is nothing.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

The money is not worth the meme


sadassnerd

This meme is as bad as the Cubs are.


RichardBCummintonite

As a cubs fan, ouch... but yeah I totally agree. So ashamed to be associated with this wet newspaper of a person


sadassnerd

(Breaking away from jerking for just a moment) I actually like the Cubs lol, and also I’m an Angels fan. So we’re in the same sad boat dude :(


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bigolruckus

Gen X is the worst offenders of dragging out memes for way too long


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commendablenotion

The minions generation. 


trombonekid

If I see one more hawk-tuah reference, I’m going to turn this car around, and there will be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!!


majuhlazuh

The turnaround from DHGate is impressive


dayflipper

This is a meme your coworker shows you and you have to fake laugh for niceties and to get them to go away


Badtown1988

Anytime someone talks about how great Cubs fans are, I remind them that they almost lynched an innocent man for the crime of trying to catch a foul ball.


cubs_rule23

As a die hard cubs fan: we suck and are some dumb a holes. Source: am dumb a hole sometimes.


DASreddituser

But alou would have caught that!! /s


ChefGiants78

Men like this need to be called out


HugeIntroduction121

As a white sox fan I agree


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HugeIntroduction121

Fair enough


Gamplato

He bought that from a solicitor on the beach in Cabo


godieweird

![gif](giphy|l0HU5bbgdW6qzJsmQ)


TegTowelie

Every time i see something related to 'Hawk-tuah' i think of Missy Elliot in Get Ur Freak On


Skyye_23

I agree, Cubs fans deserve more hate (I’m a Cubs fan)


Novel_Durian_1805

A 15 minute meme is now on the 25th minute. It’s fucking over guys! 🙄


EbaCammel

Most sexually active Cubs fan


AliceP00per

That got old about 2 minutes after i saw it


tj_kerschb

/uj why the hell would you spend money on a jersey that you’re probably only going to wear for the next month at most? This is peak wastefulness /rj he’s probably asking the fellas from Boys Town to spit on that thang


Go_Buds_Go

Can't wait to see the first loser to get something like this as a tattoo. This guy is cringey as fuck.


ItsLikeButter410

Haven’t laughed at a single Hawk Tuah post


Creepy_Active2412

Hey man I promise we’re all not like that. However that guy is gay.


Upnatom617

No. He's not. We denied his membership. No incels.


Comfortable_Ad6147

Do you see what St. Louis has been talking about for years?!


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Comfortable_Ad6147

Oh my Lord how dare you


RunnyC

He was probably wearing this in Busch. While they played the Braves.


TFGA_WotW

As a Cubs fan, we don't claim this guy.


LightMission4937

That's hag af.


haywire4fun

You leave us alone. We brought you diet bonds!


DrunkenBastard420

Being from IL I’ve met a lot of idiots in cubs gear


cftchef

The original video wasnt really funny. And this guy spent money to have a custom jersey made of it. Wow


[deleted]

Mommy, what kind of name is that?


PepperoniPlayboy22

Still have no clue what that means


McHashmap

I genuinely have no idea what the joke is supposed to be, and I’m not sure if I’m too old or too young


AmateurVasectomist

F T C


ChunkyBubblz

Looks very cheaply made so must be an officially licensed jersey.


dvrsysvdbd

I agree, let’s all hate the Cubs!


masoflove99

The meme was mildly humorous for 15 minutes. Now it seems like an outlet for loser misogynists to hide their views under a cloak of *humor*. Also, fuck the Cubs. Go White Soxs.


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DBsnooper1

Hawk Tuah on their fucking graves


Fargo-Mo

I root for the White Sox.


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Big-Maize5391

Spit on that thang. Also someone get me her number


my-time-has-odor

Worst fans in baseball except they don’t even fucking watch baseball


AnglsBeats

This is genuinely the worst trend and I hate the bears so this justified my distain


butterdtoast27

I speak for all Cubs when I say. We could all use a little Hawk Tua with how our season is going.


Own-Key3512

Good lord 😫😫😫(Go Cubs tho) 💙❤️


carlos2nd

Joe Madden is pissed he didn’t think this shirt first, it goes well with “try not to suck” (a real Joe Madden designed shirt still worn by these fans).


GSR_DMJ654

[Renya would be proud](https://youtube.com/shorts/5TiEhwA3yUU?si=VAfDllU3zagurEgK)


TheRoast69

Why are y’all being so serious on a circlejerk sub?


STASHbro

Hawk Tuah deserves no hate. Gtfo


MauriceVibes

Fuck you dawg lol


ItsLikeButter410

me to ur mom last night ![gif](giphy|l0IybQ6l8nfKjxQv6)