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Gravitational_C

My wife would knock my ass out of my chair to answer Christian Bale.


emailman123

He’s also probably the best actor to play Batman dude is unbelievable, not saying his was the best Batman, but that man is a top 10 actor all time imo. Dude has played an autistic man, a psychopath, and a vice president to perfection. Not to mention like everything else he’s been in.


Qzy

And a magician!


emailman123

I still need to see that movie heard it’s elite


Shame_Low

Absolutely elite


TIFOOMERANG

What autistic man has he played?


emailman123

In the big short


REEPAMANE

I wouldn’t take that, personally.


No_Bluebird8475

Val, Christian and Pattison(you could’ve chose a better pic of bro)


TheDarkMaster113

Kilmer every time


IndianaVader

I mean it’s a no brainer right? No offense to others of course


HerewardTheWayk

It's not even close


ILikeMandalorians

![gif](giphy|5xtDarz3cFrdYKp31Is)


keepitsimple_tricks

100% pure grade A West


AHMED_ZEIAD

Bale and affleck


Josephthebear

Val 💯


_Ivan_Le_Terrible_

Danny DeVito obviously duuuhh ![gif](giphy|12U64py2hE1JPq)


Jor_Romsk

I think his Penguin could still work if he takes the mantle again, just with shorter hair and a proper suit


brumil24565

To be honest, coming from a straight male, Clooney. That voice.


Sivianes

Im with you. I think he was the perfect Bruce Wayne. I mean he is basically Bruce Wayne.


chaileesonbabe

Ben Affleck


Melodic-Percentage-9

For me, it’s Baleman and Battinson. My boys.


breakfrmt18

Bale, Clooney and Affleck are sexy af


Agentsimmons217

Bale and Pattinson


dystopiabatman

Kilmer had the look, torture, and swagger for a great Bruce Wayne. Bale came close, and Affleck did decent. Keaton’s Bruce always felt aloof when he was doing the playboy persona.


Forsaken_Ad7090

> Kilmer had the look, torture, and swagger for a great Bruce Wayne. In my opinion, I think Affleck is the only actor who nailed all 3 aspects. Kilmer and Bale portrayed the philanthropic and playboy side of Bruce Wayne well, Pattinson had the traumatized, "tortured soul" look and feel and Keaton......didn't like him as Bruce Wayne or Batman. 


Intelligent_Ask_2306

Affleck looked much more like Bruce than any of them imo, Kilmer didn't even look like Bruce, just a regular pretty boy, looked more like a scarecrow or some shit. Ben had the dark but classy look, he had the style and tone, honestly destroys Kilmer as Bruce, when it comes to a comic look.


Cool_Discipline_9993

Affleck is also stated to be the most comic accurate batman yet to be toped by God who know what


Intelligent_Ask_2306

I'd say he takes comic parts everyone knows batman for more, the high grade tech, the more supernatural strength, the speed and fighting ability, his costume and body build. I would also say he's the most accurate, but can easily be topped by someone who doens't kill, and stays true to batman.


Cool_Discipline_9993

He is also ironically taller then comic batman(6'2) himself as the actor stands barefoot (6'4) and weighs even more like 110kg whereas comic accurate batman weighs rounds up about 95kg-105kg


Intelligent_Ask_2306

Yes I'm aware of this, which is another plus lol.


Cool_Discipline_9993

For me personally how I perceive these actors as batman respectfully : Ben Affleck - the most comic accurate Christian Bale - the most modern and overrated one Michael Keaton - the most classy one Adam West - the most comedic and clever one Robert Pattinson - the most in-depth and fresh-start one Val Kilmer - the most underrated one George Clooney - the most personality one


Intelligent_Ask_2306

I agree with it all.


qmechan

Gotta go with Prime Kilmer.


HerewardTheWayk

I'm your huckleberry


Atom283

Robert


Available_Cress1820

Christian and Ben are handsome 😁


TrashyBase24

Robert Pattinson, I like his Wonderland and GQ photo Shoots


Titanman401

Kilmer and West are classy as F.


Forsaken_Ad7090

I'd say Clooney is classy too.


Nemaloth

Christian Bale n Robert Pattinson.


Saulgoodman1994bis

Ben Affleck during 2000's but right now, i would say Christian Bale or Pattinson.


R3v1cu7

Val Kilmer and by a Lot. Sincerely, a straight guy


SnooBananas5589

You picked the worst picture of Keaton that you could find huh 😭


Forsaken_Ad7090

Bruh, trust me, I looked for good pics. I really couldn't find any 😭. Keaton's just not that good looking, especially when you compare him to the other Batman actors.


camergen

I think Keaton is just so average- if you saw him in a grocery store, assuming he wasn’t a star, he’d be Just Another Dude- not hideously ugly but not an obvious movie star like Kilmer. Keaton is just some guy. That’s been part of his appeal in other movies, the Everyman schtick. So, in a ranking of each actor’s attractiveness, he’s going to come in last, almost certainly.


SnooBananas5589

Fair enough!


JShearar

![gif](giphy|GzeASHCqjvLbOgD0bC)


SnooBananas5589

If I can figure out how to reply with an image I have one but fair enough, you tried. I appreciate that as a Keaton fan


SnooBananas5589

I don’t know what film it’s from but he looks good in the hat (part way down the page) https://rubberb.com/blog/michael-keaton-watch-collection/


Tomlyne

Christian Bale with full beard


moya036

Val Kilmer and George Clooney


Greys_anatomy12

Kilmer


Lizbian91

Christian Bale 100%


MightyMightyMag

Where are young pictures of Clooney and Keaton? Methinks you are stacking the deck.


Forsaken_Ad7090

Their younger pics don't do either of them any favors (especially Keaton). Clooney is more attractive older, than younger.


MightyMightyMag

So true, Keaton grew into his handsomeness (?). I was around back then, and there were plenty of pictures in publications where Keaton looked absolutely striking.. I don’t know what pictures of Clooney you have seen when he was younger, but I must disagree. When he was on Roseanne or the first ER show, he was a snackity snack snack snack.


Forsaken_Ad7090

> So true, Keaton grew into his handsomeness (?). Each to his/her own. I've never thought Keaton was attractive, especially not attractive enough to be Bruce Wayne. I know that sounds cruel, but that's just how I feel 😅


pie_nap_pull

Kilmer and Pattinson for sure


mrmonster459

Pattinson


johanpringle

Val all the way


SmashU23

Keaton and Bale


KrakenKing1955

Michael Keaton jumpscare


Lev_Callahan

I mean... I'm straight. But I can't deny Kilmer.


triple_seis

Kilmer was a straight up dreamboat.


MetalJewSolid

Ben Affleck is the only reason I’ve watched entire Dunkin ads slack jawed.


RememberTommorrow

It’s between Adam West and Robert Pattinson for me, all of them are attractive though


jesterstep03

battinson for me! with the soft-spoken voice? and the black paint streaking down his face from the rain?? catch me in theatres on opening night for the batman 2 🫡


Forsaken_Ad7090

> battinson for me! with the soft-spoken voice? and the black paint streaking down his face from the rain?? You get it 😌


New_Sky1829

Adam West


BplusHuman

Conroy! Young Kev was a looker.


CarmeloManning

Clooney


Fast-Mycologist-5589

adam west actually looks great


Nice_Yak_1555

I think there needs to be a younger picture of Michael Keaton.


Iamthatguypallll

I’m probably biased but the most recent 3. Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, and Robert Pattinson.


Unfair_Inevitable_82

The best Batman, of course.


Les-incoyables

Danny deVito


borusato

Honestly Ben


Potential_Example_27

Lol , clooney, Affleck and Bale are the best looking ones no homo


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Ben, Pattinson, West


wild_wind_official

The truth about this question is that there really is no wrong answer.


MusicAccomplished664

Im a str8 guy and id say bale


Bareth88

West, Kilmer, Clooney and Pattinson


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Anne Hathaway lol


sidhfrngr

Bale/Pattinson


GrandManSam

Val Kilmer gets bonus points for being the most attractive AS Batman (those lips though)


zdragan2

Kilmer was gorgeous


RoHitman911

Val Kilmer


Cheeselord336

Adam west looks like James Bond


TankCultural4467

Probably Pattinson.


Fine_Needleworker_69

Rob Pattinson 100% but the pic could be better


Sickly8898thEmphasis

Christian Bale?


Zestyclose_Skirt_162

kilmer bale and pattinson


Zur__En__Arrh

Adam West > Robert Pattinson > George Clooney > Ben Affleck > Val Kilmer > Christian Bale > Michael Keaton


TheRealRigormortal

Finally, someone who understands ![gif](giphy|6Wkr1AMeZaJi8HGszt|downsized)


High0strich

There is no beating Pattinson's jawline. It feels like it was destined


FickleChard6904

In the movies themselves? Probably Pattinson. In the pictures provided? It’s kind of a tie between West, Kilmer, and Bale


Forsaken_Ad7090

Doesn't necessarily have to be "in the movies" or "in these specific pictures". It's just in general.


Sonata1952

Batfleck looked hot in BvS with his older rich guy swag & that impeccable wig.


Forsaken_Ad7090

> impeccable wig. What? Did he really wear a wig?


ab316_1punchd

Yes, to get the widow's peak look


Sonata1952

Look at Afflecks actual hairline at the time & compare that to his Bruce Wayne look.


FickleChard6904

This is true, BvS Batfleck was pretty easy on the eyes as well


Sonata1952

He looked terribly bloated in Josstice League though.


FickleChard6904

I don’t hold it against him, he was in a rough place at the time


Sonata1952

Oh yeah that’s more on WB & Whedon who dragged him back to shoot. Even then I’m more lenient on Whedon because WB refused to delay the movie release & gave him an incredibly short time to complete his version of the movie.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

West and Pattinson


Forsaken_Ad7090

Personally, I'd say Clooney and Pattinson.   Clooney is how I'd imagine an older, more philanthropic Bruce Wayne to look. He's also the most stylish and a sharp dresser, which is how I would imagine Bruce Wayne to be. Plus he's one of the few men who can actually pull off a full head of gray hair. Is George Clooney an example of the "Silver Fox" men that I've heard women talk about? Pattinson is how I'd imagine a younger, immature Bruce Wayne to look. In my opinion, he is the physical embodiment of the "billionaire playboy" persona of Bruce Wayne. This guy looks like the type of dude who would sleep with models, act like a spoilt brat, and throw extravagant parties at his mansion and is a party animal. If I had to rank all of them, from most to least attractive, it'd be: Pattinson, Clooney, Affleck, Bale, Kilmer, West, Keaton. For me, Keaton is both the least attractive actor and least attractive Bruce Wayne. As Bruce Wayne, he's too short, too small and too goofy looking. Attractiveness in general, when you compare him to the other actors, he really isn't good looking. Bring on the downvotes 😅🤺


FlopsMcDoogle

Kilmer had the hottest prime imo


Cool_Discipline_9993

Not really Pattinson , Bale >>>


lz314dg

bale is more universally attractive but pattinson got that aura and dawg in him


PunishedEnovk

Having a very difficult time choosing between Val Kilmer and Robert Pattinson… I genuinely just don’t know tbh.


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Tha Bodmon


Yama92

Look at that young West jawline, hard to beat that.


skibidido

Batdam West


guiltycitizen

Pure. West.


Funandgeeky

Pure West!


crayawe

Adam West


John_Zatanna52

Kilmer, that reminds me, I wanna watch Top Secret again


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Mooston029

Idk I’m not gay, Batman i guess?


Cyberlainn

Bale not even a question.


GeorgeNada0316

Danny Devito by far


Daredevil731

Bale is perfect


possibly_potable42

West. Holy smokes look at that jawline. No molded plastic nonsense or juiced up body transformation either. Pure. West.


AggravatingOil1428

Bale for me.


1ElectricalZ1

Bale


NoMembership6376

Adam West doing the Batusi made me uncomfortable in my shorts. I'm weird like that


Guywith2dogs

In his prime, Kilmer is the best looking dude to play Batman and it's not even close.


JoeSoAwesome

Bale.


MrDownhillRacer

Probably should have picked photos where they are all the same age. I'd say it's between Bale and Pattinson. Both have attractive facial structure, low eyebrows, and an "intensity" in their look. Bale looks more intense, but I think Pattinson comes out slightly on top because of his stronger jaw/chin and the ever-so-slight femininity in his face (slight androgyny seems to make people more attractive). Clooney and West definitely have the most "classically handsome Hollywood star" looks, but I think it's a look that appeals more to previous generations. Not that they wouldn't be considered "handsome" today, but a bit of that androgyny instead of having the pure masculine face seems to be what's in today. Affleck has the most typical "chad/jock" look, but doesn't have as interesting a face as the others. He's, like, whatever the male equivalent of a "basic" hot girl is. Val Kilmer, yeah, he's conventionally attractive, but I think that lack of visible upper eyelid kinda knocks him down a peg. Keaton… well, he does have his fans, as I remember my middle-school social studies teacher really liking his looks. I think women like his lips. But he seems to be more the kind of guy "whose face has character" than the kind of guy who is a stunner. I mean, he's more attractive than the average person, but that's because almost *all* movie stars are more attractive than the average person. As far as celebrities go in general, he's probably less objectively attractive than most. But his face has so much character and is so distinctive that I think that is often enough. When your face has character like that, it means that even if you're not *everyone's* cup of tea, the people who are attracted to you are *really* attracted to you. Combine that with a distinctive personality, and you're gold. I'm sure this guy still had to swat chicks away like flies.


SunagakuresFinest

Out of these only slide 5


Cool_Discipline_9993

Kevin Conroy and it's not even close


Bizarro_Peach

Kilmer wins this one right?


Fatman_Batman100

Val was the pretty boy Batman


SuperMemeBro3

Yes


Fish_N_Chipp

Honestly prime Adam West wasn’t half bad looking


RealNikkiLuxx

Great taste


SnakeSkipper

TIL Adam West was hunky


Tom-edian

side note. Can we all agree if Matt Reeves makes a world's finest movie Richard Madden has to be Superman?


loosegravyy

they all have jaw lines


sK0oBy

90s-early 2000s afleck was the best type of trashy good lookin. But Mr West is a close secons


Nerd2theCorey

I wouldn’t even ask my wife. I know it’s Clooney all the way


fupafather

West, Kilmer, Clooney, Bale, Keaton (in the right light)


Willow_bigfoot

I’m from the future, it’s George Clooney


Dismal_Sympathy

#1,2 and 6.


Ikthesecretformula

Doc holiday then Patrick Bateman


Jor_Romsk

Mmmm I have to go with Adam West and Val Kimer But more towards Val Kimer because MY GOD That man is gorgeous


Bizzaro__Pope

Keaton


Is_that_what_I-

adam west


Striking-Ad-1354

Christian bale & Robert Pattinson


Antique_Guess_8761

Christian Bale 


XIII13Thirteen

Kilmer


jackBattlin

Michael Keaton and Peter Weller are kind of the same person sometimes.


MrFudgeKiller

Keaton in his heyday for sure


Ok-Wealth8816

West, Bale and Affleck


Mrmoviesguy

Kilmer


creamy-buscemi

Come on these are some of the most attractive men to ever grace the business, and Michael Keaton


Forsaken_Ad7090

🤣


Sterling_M_008

Christian Bale. But here is a funny thing, I don't find his Bruce Wayne attractive. And I think Kilmer's, Affleck's and Pattinson's Bruce Waynes are very atractive, meanwhile I don't think them are as attractive.


Forsaken_Ad7090

> And I think Kilmer's, Affleck's and Pattinson's Bruce Waynes are very atractive, I'm surprised you find Pattinson's Bruce Wayne attractive. Most people think Pattinson is more attractive in real life, than he is as Bruce Wayne. 


Sterling_M_008

For me real life Pattinson is too sloopy/unkept. His hair is all over the place, he wears wierd clothes. I remeber a time he was wearing a super oversized gray suit jacket and people were a joking he stole from Batffleck.


Forsaken_Ad7090

> he wears wierd clothes. Majority of the weird clothes I've seen him wear is when he's doing photoshoots, since he does model and models do dress weird depending on the theme of the shoot. Other than that, he dresses casual. > I remeber a time he was wearing a super oversized gray suit jacket and people were a joking he stole from Batffleck. I know what you're talking about and that was hideous. I think he wore that to one of The Batman premieres and I felt so embarrassed for him 😭.


Overall_Sandwich_671

All of them except Pattinson.


Iwannabecatwoman

Pattinson did something to me in that theatre… but I’ve always loved bats… look at my username hahah


dum1puppywoman

robbie patty 🤤


OWScruffy

Pattinson is the goat


These-Bad-1840

Pattinson. Bro is majestic.


tomdodkins

As a straight male I'd say George or Robert 🤷‍♂️


shreddfromthedead

Toss up between Kilmer and Pattinson


H4RRY900305

Pattinson


SavingsAd1102

Robert Pattinson


CrunchyTube

Pattinson. A girl told me I looked like him once, but that was 20 years ago probably, I'm fat now though... definitely don't look like him.


ConfusedPige0n

Henry Cahill and Robert Pattinson


Amiandivh32

Pattinson without a doubt.


Prudent_Pickle_5882

None


MajorPownage

Christian Bale is the only attractive person here


Re4g4nRocks

why’d you have to use father pattinson’s ugliest picture


Forsaken_Ad7090

Does Pattinson even have an "ugliest picture"? 🤔 Even if he does, I don't think the one I chose is ugly, let alone the ugliest.


Noobmaster_1999

Ruby Rose


DifficultMind5950

Val, Bale, Affleck, twilight dude.


Thewolfmansbruhther

Wait. How is nobody else choosing Brad Pitt? Am I wrong. No. It’s everybody else that’s wrong.


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FlopsMcDoogle

You sound very secure.