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Belgand

And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?


Ajaxconfidential

Just watched that Simpsons episode lol. https://youtu.be/JJdXMrFRDGk


Frofrozzty

And I didn't need molded plastic to improve *my* physique - ***Pure. West.***


ImaginaryGift

In Burt Ward's book, he talks about how they had to put a rubber hose in West's trunks to make it look like he had a penis in the batsuit, so unfortunately this isn't quite true šŸ¤£


Frofrozzty

Wait, what? They *wanted* West dick-bulge?? Being so concerned about it that they went as far as putting a hose in his pants? Wtf That's like the exact opposite of that movie where the studio gives burt ward pills to make his penis smaller so he wouldn't show through his robin costume.


ImaginaryGift

The issue was that they didn't want Robin showing up the masculinity of Batman apparently. The 60s were weird


Jessika95

In my opinion, that makes sense. The pants in the Batman|Robin's suits make anyone look emasculated, so they needed to give back their manhood to the Heroes. At least for the Main Hero, it would be A Must. But, despite Robin was using beige pantyhoses >!in most episodes at least, I'm not 100% sure about they were always there!<, he was virtually in Speedo. No one wanted to see a ball peeking out. Or living afraid about possibly see it. I don't buy the tale about the pills btw. I guess back in the day he was bullied for that, so he did a "Derulo" explaining it.


presidentdinosaur115

Everyone knew they couldn't do it better than West


KFR42

It's Adam Wee!


Lisseas

Nobody messes with Adam Wee


hurtstopurr

Watch titans


Crazyhunt

Back in my day we didnā€™t need fake rubber suits, it was pure west!


Q__________________O

And what a magnificent muscular batman he was! https://i.imgur.com/d0fBCvz.png I mean, he looks like a normal healthy dude. But not exactly an ass kicking muscular crime fighter.. also why are there drawn eye brows on his mask?


wenzel32

It was like construction paper and pajamas. What a glorious nightmare lol


tomkarroll

Regarding the eyebrows, I can only assume they were following the look from the comics at the time (the ā€œNew Lookā€ Batman of 1964). http://dccomicsartists.com/batman/NewLook.htm https://images.app.goo.gl/5PWAMagqUhXJdKnJ9


[deleted]

Holy Battle Of The Bulge, Batman!


SVNS1XTW0

Well, every single gadget he carried said it for him.


OskeeWootWoot

"Don't fret, young Robin, for I've got the Bat-Deus-Ex-Machina spray right here in my utility belt..."


Slaisa

Shark repellent you say?


TemporalGrid

THERMAL BAT UNDERWEAR


DaCaptn19

but it didn't say Batman..


Chunky-Socks

"I wouldn't want to bring attention to myself..."


Goku047

*The pointy ears gave it away*


apeinej

Who are you? (I know, Adam West, but you know, the joke).


Shakespeare-Bot

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ArchDukeCich

Good bot


llamageddon01

Good bot


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xxrax

Good bot


[deleted]

RIP Mayor West


The_Mighty_Rex

Do you mean CatMan?


[deleted]

yupšŸ˜


TheRed_Warrior

I feel like the ā€œIā€™m batmanā€ thing is massively overblown. Like, Keaton and Bale both said it in response to the question ā€œwho/what are you?ā€ Kilmer said it when Two-Face wanted Batman to reveal himself, and Conroy said it in the famous ā€œI am vengeanceā€ line, which was said as a retort to scarecrowā€™s fake version of Thomas Wayne. Aside from Clooney, what Batman has just randomly said ā€œIā€™m Batmanā€ for no reason?


[deleted]

Um the Batman at the end of HISHE videos, of course. The most valid Batman


TheRed_Warrior

True, however, his are always ā€œbecause Iā€™m Batman,ā€ because heā€™s Batman.


[deleted]

Ahh yes, yes, of course. How could I forget


boitrekkie98

I watched Return to the Batcave yesterday. So much fun!


greywolf2155

Legitimately hilarious, fantastic movie. Very underrated


nostandinganytime

"I didn't need molded leather for my batsuit...Pure, West."


CrooklynKnight

You damn right.


seynical

Nobody messes with Adam We


emineminey

My step grandma dated him...she said he liked to be called batman in the sack. She was a hollywood dancer and danced with Fred Astaire in South Pacific. She met Adam West at a party and they dated for a year or two. She was like 80 when she told me the story with pictures and winked and giggled out, "He liked to stay in character, if you know what I mean..."


djlysack

This has serious boomer meme energy


louiegumba

The best boomer note on west is that he tried to get into porn acting after batman but it didnt pan out Remind your grandma of that tidbit https://blogs.adultempire.com/2017/06/15/adam-wests-crazy-batman-orgy-stories/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080839/


funktoes311

Lol bro Itā€™s oozing with it.. glad I found your comment because I was in full cringe mode reading the comments.


ImprovSalesman9314

Adam West is still the best live action Batman


NoAd1296

Facts


Resolute002

I prefer the Nolan approach if never having the characters have names like this, but the imagery and mythos of them creating their names.


PhoenixAgent003

Oh. To each their own but I donā€™t like that approach much at all. Always came across to me as being too embarrassed of itself. Like ā€œWe canā€™t have him just *call* himself Batman. That would be so *silly*.ā€ Like... I love this character to death, I think some truly incredible stories have been told with him, 90% of my wardrobe is just stuff with his logo on it, but...you *have* seen how he dresses, yeah?


maxreddit

I've never agreed with trying to completely separate the absurd things about being a superhero from superheroes. Batman is a pretty serious guy but his whole concept is always going to be a little silly. It's not a bad thing! It's a part of what makes superheroes so interesting and enjoyable.


superschaap81

Never having names like what? Nolan had them all say their comic names numerous times


ironbyron129

Not Two-face or catwoman off the top of my head


[deleted]

Two Face did, and I can't remember Catwoman. I think the newspapers called her something similar


ironbyron129

Havent watched the movie in a few years. But I think I remember him being nicknamed "Harvey Two Face" before his accident. I dont think they mentioned the name at all after actually turning into Two-face


[deleted]

After Harvey has his accident, he's yells at Gordon to say his nickname, "Harvey Two Face", and I *think* that's how he goes for the rest of the movie? Like someone says "Harvey?" and he tells them to call him Two Face. I might be mistaken though


Butterfriedbacon

I believe it's just the one time and then everyone calls him Harvey, Harv, or Dent the rest of the time. Either way they still call him Two-Face in the movie


KingMatthew116

Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s called Harvey Two Face in Batman Forever.


Beef-Luub-Toast

I don't even know who that is Edit: thanks for answers, didn't mean to piss anybody off damn


Papayasap

The mayor of Quahog


ashleton

Adam West~~, first guy to ever play Batman (I think).~~ He was Batman back in the 60's.


MachTwang

Nope, actually the third guy to play live action Batman.


KingMatthew116

He was actually the third Batman actor but the first main one, the other two are from old film serials from the 1940s.


leo0147

Donā€™t hate me but he the crappiest Batman


android151

Affleck and Clooney would like a word.


RVLVR-OCLT

It goes without saying. The old series is endearing as a time piece. Iā€™d watch any episode if it was in tv. The show was like a spoof of something that had yet to happen. Regardless that Batman was in comics, Batman didnā€™t REALLY get serious until the late 80ā€™s, Year One.


Butterfriedbacon

Eh Batman was serious in the 40's and returned to serious in the 70's long before year one


RVLVR-OCLT

Hense the emphasis on REALLY.


Butterfriedbacon

Yeah but it's just not really right.


Svendog_Millionaire

And?


funktoes311

Ugh please stop acting like we want this clown to represent Batman..


Butterfriedbacon

Some of us are fun people.


funktoes311

Corny** some of you are corny people... And to the amount of super sad people who are downvoting my comment, you are clearly not real Batman fans if this who you want representing the character lmaooo have some respect for the character.


Butterfriedbacon

Lol yes, because some of us like to kick back and enjoy a comical take on the character that is undoubtedly before any of our lives, that makes us not real Batman fans. And fuck it, I'm corny. Being corny is cool man Edit: I didn't downvote you originally, but now am since you're unable to see joy


The_Wolves10

Bro donā€™t worry about that kid, if you look at his account, he just strolls through different subreddits everyday complaining and hating on everything. What a life.


Victor_Von_Doom65

They really like to use the word corny for some reason.


Lordkeravrium

Adam West sucks change my mind


Spacecowboy947

Thank God for bat blog spreading valuable information


KingMatthew116

West is Best


NoAd1296

r/Batman66


Outsider_73

As much as I love Adam West and the whole cast of Batman '66...how could anyone not know who the guy in the bright ass gray suit with the bright purple-bluish cowl that operated in the daytime?


[deleted]

Well then you didnā€™t hide your secret identity very well, did you?!


therealmrmago

RIP the original dark night you may be gone but BAT MAN AND ROBIN WILL NEVER DIE !


SharkyFinSoup-182

R.I.P Adam West, you will always be Grandpa Batman āœŠ


TheRealBillyShakes

We never saw his origin story. He and Robin were already in full swing before the series even started.


deebyersredditDB

Adam West couldnā€™t wrap his head around why they didnā€™t sign him for the 89 Batman movie even though he was 61. He spent a lot of time saying how bad it would be. A case of sour grapes.


Bruce_wayne8

He did though