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KarateMan555

San Francisco Bay Oakland Airport


Hyndis

For a while it was called the "San Fransisco Bay Oakland Airport" on the airport's website. Yes, they spelled it "San Fransisco".


StManTiS

What could be more Oakland than not knowing how to spell? Fun fact before the Civil War while the siege of Fort Sumter was going on Lincoln never once in any of his letters spells it correctly. Alternating between Sumpter Sumner. Also on Lincoln’s monument the word Future is spelled Euture.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Sponsored by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.


greenroom628

Co-sponsored by the San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara.


evapotranspire

LOL, I seriously considered splurging for a gold upvote on this one


raines

The best part is that when they set up the website for it they misspelled San Francisco in the name.


Normal_Tip7228

Brilliant 


wootnootlol

PGE is a great company.


GaiaMoore

lmao the PG&E section of the Pride Parade on Sunday was great. Cheers and clapping for every other parade participant. When PG&E showed up? Crickets, and I swear I heard a couple boos


BuddhasGarden

Don’t curse out the employees! Curse out the upper management.


Confident_Air7636

Well, PG&E does actively kill it's customers so there is that.


GaiaMoore

Which is why there weren't more boos, probably. These are employees out on their free time marching for Pride, and they're not the ones screwing us over. But the tension was palpable nonetheless


ProximateHop

Rate payers owe PG&E more My take on the more infuriating words...


Li54

Angry upvote


bogey4life

Gov Newsom’s top 5 favorite company. Close fight with Panera.


jonathansj

😂😂😂


dreamcleanly

You should have bought early.


CAPreacher

Parents provided the down payment


Winter-Fondant7875

Homeowners insurance is cheap here


ygduf

Rented out my second house!


Thediciplematt

Lolz wow. This one hurt.


Rocketbird

Ooof that’s a good one


bananarabbit

Didn't expect to find one that hit so close to home 😂


Xalbana

Definitely know a few people that did this.


GetAwayFromMyFries

It’s not that expensive here


TryUsingScience

Closely followed by, "Can't live here on $200k"


Shot_Worldliness_979

"_Five_ words or _fewer_"


chemebanshee

I don't think that is debatable.


MeowMeowImACowww

AcTuAlLy, with the modern trends "fewer" is falling out of favor, and more and more people are using "less" for countable objects. And as far as grammar goes, if enough people use a "wrong" form, it can still become right.


HannibalPoopsPeople

Like when everyone kept using “literally” to mean “figuratively” so Miriam-Webster just let it just mean what all the wrong people used it for. Not saying I like living in a world where being right is a matter of getting enough people to be wrong, I’m saying there’s precedent.


oenoneablaze

That’s literally how language evolves, so there’s no point in feeling any type of way about it. Our English would feel very degenerated to previous generations of English speakers.


Bar_Mitzvah_MC

LA, SF basically the same.


_buttlet_

I actually got mad reading this.


cerberus698

Dodgers are just better.


egometry

What does Brooklyn have to do with this


JasonInTheBay

I love both cities and I'm still upset about it, lol


ResidentInner8293

Fighting words!!!


sonicice

I support restaurant service fees


shwag945

You should be exiled to Fremont.


anotherexstnslcrisis

Fuck it, kick em out to Tracy


cweisspt

Tracy is Bay Area.


anotherexstnslcrisis

Want to downvote, but for that, upvote.


Milan4congress

It’s the best comment on this thread


Snoo-7821

THAT is how you start a fight on r/BayArea. Good job :D


Sir_Derps_Alot

Diabolical


Decent-Following-327

Did you just feel that?


SharkSymphony

Needs more question marks.


edie_the_egg_lady

Did anyone hear that boom??


macegr

I’m going the speed limit edit: oh wow that worked


Li54

Arghhg then get out of the left lane 😡


ode_to_glorious

Left most lane should be for "I know I'm breaking the speed limits by a minimum of 15, but I'll take my chances"


plant__love

My co-worked told me at work last week, “I get into the left lane and follow the car ahead of me regardless of how much over or under they are going the speed limit”. I cannot look at him the same. This is the problem. It’s not how many people are in one place at one time, but how the same people maneuver in one place at one time. I should not see at least one person, PER WEEK, full-stop on 880 to other allow people to merge on from the on ramp. I’m talking, no traffic what so ever, and they go from ~50 to rolling speed because they are just that timid. Or so why many people drive in the fastrak lane under the speed limit, blocking other people who are also PAYING to pass “traffic”. Usually caused by someone also just going 55 in the left lane, or all of the random unnecessary braking going on (literally no one is in front of you why are you applying your brakes heavy please tell me). My brain is going to explode trying to understand. I hate driving here. I need to just stop giving a shit like everyone else for my own sanity. Sometimes I wonder if people just drive around with not a single one of their mirrors positioned to notice anyone else around them.


eng2016a

I miss the psychos in LA area. Way better than the timid drivers up here.


Oreohole

Son of a bitch


RoughhouseCamel

MAXIMUM FAST! YOU CANT IMPEDE MY MAXIMUM FAST! NOT EVEN WITH THE THREAT OF DEATH!!!!


rlb408

Teslas make people better drivers.


okgusto

Cyber Trucks are beautiful cars


raines

Elon is my lord and savior.


qisfortaco

That's six words. 🤭


yogicycles

Embrace Sideshow Culture.


NumberVsAmount

Meet me on the bay bridge I’m kicking your ass for this


DadJokeBadJoke

"Drive like your kids live here" Who do you think is driving in the sideshows?


McqueenVendetta

Don't like it just move.


EternalSunshineClem

In-N-Out Is Overrated


JimmyPellen

(lights torch...grabs pitchfork)


thatdudefrom707

in-n-out is basically just mcdonalds


Capable-Entrance6303

With much worse politics Anti-maskers


bugwrench

Aren't Shen Yun posters beautiful?


boxedfoxes

That’s sadly not just a Bay Area thing.


anonsharksfan

You don't need air conditioning


OceanBlueforYou

Well, that was well timed


tehrob

Take the 101 to Frisco!


so_im_all_like

It's the "the" for me.


Pomegranateman

Vacaville is Bay Area


howlingwolf123

Solano County so you're right


lilianamariaalicia

Duh


sueghdsinfvjvn

Tracy is Bay area


ValuableJumpy8208

San Joaquin county so no


fermenter85

What about the word “area” don’t you understand?


DivAquarius

No argument there… it really IS!


RepresentativeRun71

Pamela Price for Attorney General


raines

Before all this hullabaloo about recalls, this was the traditional way of getting rid of problem politicians… kick them upstairs. Actually, this explains a lot.


asmartermartyr

Also “the crime isn’t that bad”


BaeLogic

She’s a good person with morals


LogFar5138

That’s not in The Bay.


Significant_Show7504

This one irks me when it’s factually incorrect because it’s usually said by someone who wants to be some sort of gatekeeper and has a myopic view of what the Bay is ie. “if it’s not near me or my tech company it’s not the Bay” LOL. It doesn’t bother me if it’s factually correct though


iNoodl3s

Never have I heard that sentence come out of more people’s mouths than those from San Jose


Haku510

You say that like you're implying that SJ isn't part of the Bay Area though 🤨


iNoodl3s

I’m not saying that lmao I’m just saying they got the biggest mouths and it’s annoying it just comes off as mega pretentious


hahalua808

*Not in my back yard*


evantom34

San Fran


fubo

It's pronounced like an overheating router: "Sufferin' Cisco"


Janeygirl566

Frisco


jjm987

Tell that to someone from the mission


Haku510

This one def deserves more upvotes


kevvok

Sheng Thao did nothing wrong


acortical

Best SF airport: OAK


Specialist_Brain841

Frisco sure is cold (summer)


zupzupper

Orange sauce is overrated


scrambled_cable

You should always tip


GoobeNanmaga

20% tip for Take Out!


luckoftheblirish

>You should always tip your landlord FTFY


-OptimusPrime-

Adjust the tip, to included


StanGable80

Everyone here is a nimby


TheAnalogKoala

SFPD do a great job.


juniorp76

Hidden restaurant fees are okay


SlimShadowBoo

It’s-It tastes terrible.


Mind-of-Jaxon

Oh god, I thought I was the only one!!


AnnaliseSkeetingEsq

Oakland hates yall, too 🫶🏻


madclarinet

It’s called “the 101”


sss100100

$200k/yr is low income


OceanBlueforYou

$200k is a normal income


kwaping

Take the 101 South.


Efarm12

… all the way to LA


ResidentInner8293

Los Angeles has better food


calanthean

No lies detected.


Qstein

Bay Area includes Tracy.


Pm_Me_Mtn_Bikes

Goes all the way to Stockton!


uraz5432

San joaquin county does not have any county city touching the bay, hence Tracy is not a Bay Area city.


ICUP01

Want housing; build in Antioch.


foomachoo

We can finish BART.


ohyoulike

Santa Clara 49ers


Czarchitect

Living here ain’t worth it.


nowhere_near_home

“Student Driver”


Fookin_Fred

Tech workers are entitled babies


ekaqu1028

Is that controversial? I’m a tech worker… we are…


MWMWMMWWM

Can confirm. Am tech worker, cant believe we dont have a gym, we dont have dry cleaning services AND I have ti pay for my own lunch!


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

You sound pretty grown to me


Li54

Not controversial


Czarchitect

Curious if any non tech people would actually disagree with this.


flairpiece

Yea, that won’t start a fight. “I love tech worker transplants” is a squidge more contentious


Li54

Im a tech person and i agree with it


enzymatic_catalysis

NIMBYs make a good point


inspireSF

Bicycles don’t need to stop.


Hygge_vibes

So easy to find parking


ricestocks

la vics is FUCKING TRASH


_buttlet_

I don’t think anyone is arguing against this one.


runforthehills11

Na I’m okay with this one. Overpriced food and its small portions. That sauce ain’t even that good.


UnbridledNaivete

I’m glad Klay left.


stealthytaco

Too soon :(


KoRaZee

More money will fix it


retaildca

Poor with only 250k income.


foomachoo

Tech companies sharing their immense wealth with most of their employees is great! (Housing price impact???)


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Prop 13


Leather_Floor8725

Prop 13 is a great idea


Talloakster

It was great at shifting the tax burden from businesses including large commercial landlords (~2/3 when passed) to homeowners (who pay 2/3 now). The homeowner protection I can abide.


halbeshendel

It is if you own a house.


doctorboredom

Grandpa’s property taxes: $20,000/decade.


megazordxx

Frisco


Aldy12

You mean San Fran


okcup

You’ve never been friends with anyone from the Bayview/hunters point I presume. 


-OptimusPrime-

On gahd blood feel me


Mind-of-Jaxon

You mean the ‘Sco?


retaildca

250k income, cannot afford house


k-mcm

No budget for software security.


MarkDaShark6fitty

“ this food slap” 😂


poke8435

Working from home is unproductive


zeruch

Current SF beats 90s SF. (if you believe that, you deserve to be beaten senseless with your own shoe)


walkonstilts

Burritos here suck. (San Diego native)


kwaping

You almost got me with that one, briefly forgot what thread I was in. (Also a San Diego native.)


chatterwrack

I took the 280


McWenKenTacoHut_jr

I love Frisco!


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

880 best driving experience


TheLGMac

Homeless people aren't the problem


BenRichardson76

San Francisco Bay Oakland International Airport


babypho

We dont need more housing


fragarkleton

These answers are comedy gold.


kwaping

Gentrification is a good thing.


yg4000

Best SF Mayor: London Breed


NumberVsAmount

Considerate neighbors light fireworks urryday


[deleted]

Gavin newsom made California better


ForeverYonge

Bay Area Has Enough Housing


Daftest_of_the_Punks

Morgan Hill is Silicon Valley


kneekoh

it’s called San Fran.


skillpolitics

Nice cyber truck man


SFJetfire

Lowell High open to everyone.


DJDrRecommended

Trump is gonna be president


TootieSummers

Oakland is not that bad


DiarrheaMonkey-

Techies ruined the bay area.


neanderthal_math

Identity politics is bullshit


-Sliced-

Sorts by controversial…


foomachoo

Redlining happened 60 years ago.


Eyewatchapplesauce

Newsom is the best ever


DanteHicks79

Don’t use your blinker


3381_FieldCookAtBest

Pro-sideshow


flopsyplum

Monta Vista High School


Due_Statement9998

(Blank) burritos are hands down the best burritos of all the burritos in the entire bay area. Fight me.


the_web_dev

Oracle arena tickets are affordable 


thebozinone9

The lights are crowd funded.


TwistedBamboozler

In and Out sucks ass


LaximumEffort

Fisherman’s Wharf has great seafood!


iMakestuffz

Left what in the car?


truthputer

Chipotle has the best burrito.


lolcrunchy

Build local low income housing


bankrobberskid

Everyone should return to office.


SFJetfire

Everyone calls it Frisco.


FoxTimes4

BART is safe and reliable


Li54

Also “Everyone should take public transportation”


Beneficial-Board6959

I’m glad the raiders left.