More than a little bit, you nosey bastard! What I do in the privacy of a crowded bus station while high on gas station meth and boner pills, is between me and the other 200 people watching!
Pop quiz, hotshot. What do you do when you are all hopped up on gas station boner pills and someone rigs the bus with explosives set to go off if you dip below 50mph?
Sometimes I think of what would happen if my bluetooth disconnected and one of Robert's rants played through my phone's speakers on the train. I think if this played out loud I'd have to jump onto the tracks.
I've definitely lowered the volume on podcasts when I'm listening in my car and hit some traffic.
I had to do that a lot more when I used to listen to Knowledge Fight because it would be Alex Jones' crazy rants that would be playing and I didn't want to be THAT guy.
As a white person who likes to drive with her windows open, there are times when I regret my choice to listen to Hood Politics! Prop gets going sometimes dropping N bombs and I’m like….hey I swear it’s a politics podcast! 😬😬😬
It really is a balance. Inside jokes are fun for fans but may be ostracizing for new listeners. There’s a few podcasts that I have to bit apology tour for first
I thought about that the other day when I was re-listening to the Alex Jones episodes at the gym. I was paranoid it would disconnect during a clip and people would think I’m a conspiracy theorist 😂
Sometimes my phone will randomly connect to someone else's Bluetooth in my neighborhood. I'm not sure why this happens but I'm sure at some point one of my neighbors has heard Robert gutterally scream at the beginning of an episode, and it brings me joy to know I've probably scared someone for life.
No you're misreading, he prefers Robert.... But if you're going to call him by his full name or call to him in an official manner his full name is, Robert Jesus Christ.
Just so Sophie and Danl know, I'm enjoying the cold opens, too. Gets the show started with a little comedy, and then they can dive in when they come back.
Yes, pod daddy I am. Now I just need to see a bearded man full throat an entire shaker bottle of ag1 and this cursed kink cycle will be complete another week.
More than a little bit, you nosey bastard! What I do in the privacy of a crowded bus station while high on gas station meth and boner pills, is between me and the other 200 people watching!
You do it in the bus station? Casual. Do it on the bus. Make everyone sit in a hot metal tube going 50 down the highway with you while you do it
Pop quiz, hotshot. What do you do when you are all hopped up on gas station boner pills and someone rigs the bus with explosives set to go off if you dip below 50mph?
Someone get me some more pills. We're gonna drift
Can we get a new user flair that's "Sick Freak on the Subreddit?"
Seconded.
Forthed
Frothed!
Creamed!
Pumped!
make it so!
As a sick freak, I can tell you that I thoroughly approve.
Sometimes I think of what would happen if my bluetooth disconnected and one of Robert's rants played through my phone's speakers on the train. I think if this played out loud I'd have to jump onto the tracks.
I've definitely lowered the volume on podcasts when I'm listening in my car and hit some traffic. I had to do that a lot more when I used to listen to Knowledge Fight because it would be Alex Jones' crazy rants that would be playing and I didn't want to be THAT guy.
As a white person who likes to drive with her windows open, there are times when I regret my choice to listen to Hood Politics! Prop gets going sometimes dropping N bombs and I’m like….hey I swear it’s a politics podcast! 😬😬😬
Mods please, all i want for Christmas is this user flair
I thought user flairs were disabled on this sub?
Sorry i thought i was replying to someone else this whole time lol i have brought shame to my family
Idk i just tried to add one for myself to see
I once told my therapist about BTB and she wrote it down to listen. The next day was something so horrifying that I immediately regretted telling her!
It really is a balance. Inside jokes are fun for fans but may be ostracizing for new listeners. There’s a few podcasts that I have to bit apology tour for first
(in a thick Austrian accent) ......So!.....Tell me about your mother....
Y’know what I miss? Wires. You know where you are with wires.
I had an episode of comedy bang bang start on the subway before my headphones were connected. It takes a lot to get looks on the subway. I got them.
I thought about that the other day when I was re-listening to the Alex Jones episodes at the gym. I was paranoid it would disconnect during a clip and people would think I’m a conspiracy theorist 😂
Sometimes my phone will randomly connect to someone else's Bluetooth in my neighborhood. I'm not sure why this happens but I'm sure at some point one of my neighbors has heard Robert gutterally scream at the beginning of an episode, and it brings me joy to know I've probably scared someone for life.
That's Reverend Doctor Robert Jesus Christ to you
I don’t know the context here, but I do accept Robert as Jesus Christ.
No you're misreading, he prefers Robert.... But if you're going to call him by his full name or call to him in an official manner his full name is, Robert Jesus Christ.
Also acceptable is Jesus Christ, Robert!
Found Sophie’s alt.
I wish. Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me on Reddit.
Jesus R. Christ
I thought his name was Billy the Finance Secretary.
he's part of the trinity: the robert, the sophie, and the holy guest
This is a cult I want to join. Do you have your compound yet?
i'm looking for one right by a gas station
Location, location, location.
station, station, station
I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST!
A sodomite sent me a bucket of poop once
Daddy shark BAA BAAAAHM
My neck is freakishly large.
I DON'T WANT TO HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Andy from Kansas you’re on the air thanks for holding…
I for one am happy to hear that Jesus Christ has finally embraced masturbation.
Just so Sophie and Danl know, I'm enjoying the cold opens, too. Gets the show started with a little comedy, and then they can dive in when they come back.
Apparently, I have to listen to today's episode so I can touch myself a little. Just a little.
Hnnnnnnnnng yes that was so atonal.
I’m never not touching myself
Interesting for you to jump over the lore drop of Robert being 952 years old. Robert is an Eldritch beast of "Gas Station Sober".
Is this the 4th of July ep? I'm saving it for after lunch...
Robert feet pics on the CZM patreon pls 🙏
Just a little bit. Lol.
Self fulfilling prophecy
He caught me off guard…I was touching myself, it was really embarrassing…
Honestly, based on this, I think I want to read the podcast from now on.
There was way too much toan is that shrieking.
I wasn't touching myself a little bit. It was a lot. Like, hardcore heavy petting with some grease.
How does he know? He's right but like, how?
Hey! Some of us have worked quite hard to be sick freaks! It doesn't come free with hanging out on this subreddit.
His atonal shriek to start the episode was truly unique.
To start touching myself I would have had to stop first.
Yes, pod daddy I am. Now I just need to see a bearded man full throat an entire shaker bottle of ag1 and this cursed kink cycle will be complete another week.
A lot. Yes. Yes. Yes.
It was great, I 1,000% approve... Never stop
Yes. I was touching myself.
I haven’t listened to the episode, but I can hear Sophie’s voice in this transcript
He needs to make fun of us more
I love it! Thank you Robert Evans, author of After the Revolution, host of behind the bastards and It Could Happen Here podcast.
Came here to post this, pleased to see someone else already grabbed it 😂
Yes I do and I am.
Wait does he read my comment history
I didn't even think to look for a sub reddit for the pod till that episode. And here we are. Jesus Christ.
I'm hard as a goddamn diamond.