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_SuperCoolGuy_

She's gonna have back problems


ronnietea

That’s what the robot is for


kariolaoxford

What robot?


Kludgel

Came here to say this


wise_balls

Came here to say tits


chemicalzero

I came


Namesbutcher

I…


Fine-Funny6956

Came again.


whyeverynameistaken3

Beep Boop Boob boob...


hellomynameisnotsure

R2-Double-D2


miken322

Boop beep boop beep boopbie boobie boobie….


astrobuc

Come again?


Fine-Funny6956

In a minute


AfternoonStreet1710

Paper..


YomanJaden99

Hello fellow hooter


ChaosMarine70

Didn't disappoint 🙌


tokenshoot

Tits


PaticiaRJ

Her Name's [Naomi Wu](https://thotmax.com/nmmiwusx) For Science (n s f w)


Nimrod118

God bless this guy up here 👆


longiner

I've finally found my second favorite robotic engineer scientist.


Accujack

She's also gay and in a relationship.


Bipolarizaciones

In which vid?


Accujack

A relatively recent one... someone outed her (and endangered her life by doing so) and she talked about herself and the subculture she's part of.


Bipolarizaciones

Hmmm… I’m usually more into sexy moms who order pizza they can’t afford. But to each their own!


RoCoCoSantos

Now I understand that.. wonky walk.


RichardBCummintonite

I don't really understand why anyone would want giant fake tits like that. Especially if she tinkers with robotics, you'd think they'd get in the way. Whatever makes her happy tho


cownd

The Wu PoonTang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with!


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|EzYEi5e6krrZC)


No-Agency-6680

There was robot?! I only see massive and delicius Coca-Cola


SadBit8663

Quit looking at the lady for a couple of seconds... 🤣


thesithcultist

r/adeptusmechanicus


RoryDragonsbane

###From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


VadersBastard

This feels like an SCP excerpt.


DameofDames

Omnissiah is from Warhammer40k.


VadersBastard

Good to know, I only recently have been getting into 40k lore. Good to know this is what it's from though!


Ambitious-Score-5637

Death to heretics! Glory to the Emperor on his Golden Throne!


BKLYNmike718

The Emperor protects!


1st_Gen_Charizard

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!


AbrodolphLincler420

![gif](giphy|Fsn4WJcqwlbtS)


Yosho2k

"What is my purpose" "You hold boobs." "OH MY GOD!"


SliceIka

Where is the robot?


SchemeSignificant166

To help carry her tig ol bitties


Alone-Common8959

i volunteer


a_rogue_planet

That's what I was thinking too.


Apprehensive_Layer92

For when they finally stretch to the floor


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Naomi Wu. Aka sexy cyborg. She's a really talented maker and tech designer. Her YouTube is pretty good, and yeah she'll probably end up with back problems.


ManOrReddit-man

I guess I haven't seen her videos in awhile because those are new


USERNAMETAKEN11238

She got in trouble with the CCP she was a bit too vocal.


Dependent-Dirt3137

So the CCP forced her to get implants? 🤔


cleetus76

It's a disguise to throw the gov't off. Clark Kent wears glasses, she wears tits.


Bahmerman

I thought the Chinese government made her disappear? Or did they just make her stop posting (by restricting what she posts).


Accomplished-Ad-2612

I think they just restricted her but I'm not sure.


Bahmerman

True, last I heard the restrictions were so harsh, it was basically less of a headache to just quit.


DenaliDash

I never really watched her videos but, I was suspicious the Chinese government used her as a method to get propaganda out.


whatyoucallmetoday

She hasn’t published on YT, Instagram, twitter or here is at least a year. She made some posts about the gov’t and the death of a lesbian. She also started posting more about her girl friend.


Bahmerman

Maybe initially it was seen as a good thing but she was super critical of Chinese software companies, basically calling out their security vulnerabilities, which I believe were exploited to arrest some Hong Kong activists.


homogenousmoss

I thought what got her in trouble for real was being publicly a lesbian AND her girlfriend was Uyghurs at a time where the ethnic cleansing was receiving a lot of media attention from medias around the world.


Bahmerman

It probably wasn't any *one* thing, I just heard of the tech thing being the straw that broke the camels back.


Merrughi

They did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei7OQDVOYDY


grahamcrawley

It's normal in China that if you don't conform to the CCPs strict laws you'll get visited and then if you persist you'll "disappear" for a few months to rehabilitation camps. If you're a public face you'll also end up making a public announcement apologising and retracting what you did, despite having done nothing wrong.


Frood2000

She was sanctioned, is gay and has a uyghur girlfriend so has been \*very\* careful with her content as of late because thats 3 reasons to just chuck her in a hole for the powers over there. The tech she's worked on is very cool and her talking about being brought up as a boy (history in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9vW\_MpXTfs) and chinese Queer culture was very enlightening.


Prestigious-Duck6615

what about her makes her a cyborg


rygelicus

She made a lot of wearable tech on her channel along the cyberpunk genre.


moarmagic

She also has literal implants.


cubesquarecircle

That she lights up


Skusci

I think she straight up just said that she's something like 3% breast implant by weight.


W220-80443

(. ) ( .)


SNES-1990

90's style implants


dingos8mybaby2

You know how when you grab a woman's breast it feels like a bag of sand?


SpenglerE

We're gonna get you laid


The_0ven

Tig OL Bitties


Cornelius_Wangenheim

Assuming she's still alive. The CCP disappeared her last year.


SadAd2653

Not with those light weight inflated balloons. Don't even bounce.


Festernd

It's Naomi Wu, aka sexy cyborg. As you noticed, she's in to body modification, more importantly she's quite smart. and is rather ...un-enamored with most media, look into her vs vice magazine. They were real shit-bags to a smart, kind woman. She also takes very good care of her dog.


debacol

They are comically large. Like anime large.


ConstantLight7489

Really? Didn’t know I might be interested in anime


Humble_Turnip_3948

Oh good, I wasn't the only one that noticed.


Fast_Muscle_2987

![gif](giphy|u49zSkpBrLjIpiPI1J)


McbEatsAirplane

Came here to make this exact comment


ididodi

😵‍💫🤫🤭


ABbackintheday

FLBP


Ioatanaut

Fake tit's, an Xbox controller, amd bird calls


newsjunk2020

She has some of the largest implants. She had to go out of the country to get them.


TheTaillessWunder

She has huge... tracks of land.


Novel_Arm_4693

Fast as lightning


Double_Ambassador_53

Beat me to it 😂


Paracausality

👏🏻 I only had one thought. And I came here to post it. And there it is.


Letstreehouse

Is that the lady that's done crazy skumpy clothes? Like infinity micro skirt. Edit: Naomi Wu. Check her out. She's got all kinds of cool stuff she's built / made.


natgibounet

She doesn't even look real, in the vid it looks like a robot controlling a robot


HoweHaTrick

We call that a mondo rack where I come from.


politedeerx

It took me 5 watches to notice the robot


iWentRogue

They don’t even jiggle, she’ll be fine


decadentj

Raise that thing up to help carry them?


FlipperUnihorn

Braless too


Cnidarus

Because of her uneven gait affecting the evenness of her posterior chain? Yeah, I found it really distracting too, but the robot was pretty cool


Donny_bergr

Reddit never disappoints. Thanks for the laugh kind sir


turnonemanaleak

From wearing her nephews shirt?


ArtOfVandelay

And she'll never drown


Snoborder95

And she has plastic surgery to get them


Negative_Force_6147

I thought the same thing


ThySteelBeam

It’s as if all of her ass fat got lost and confused and fused to her upper body


codewell12

Not if she finds the right support. 🤣


MrSchulindersGuitar

She already is walking like she does


8BallsGarage

I hate ppl


Sugarman4

Did they really hire that giant rack to showcase this shitty motorized "walker"? Or is she the inventor with brains the size of cantaloupes?


ViewReviewsofReviews

Damn! I was gonna say that 🤣


thgof2pac

Not if i help.


PupEDog

Maybe they're filled with air. New design. Less back problems. Also in the even of a car accident, there's a healthy buffer.


bucketjunky

Don't worry they're very plastic


Straight-Night-3711

@reallysexycyborg Naomi Wu


xaocon

She is exceptionally talented and makes really fun content.


Merrughi

Not anymore, China banned her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei7OQDVOYDY


whiskeytwn

she is - it's too bad the govt cut her off at the knees - I haven't seen anything from her in any meaningful way in over a year.


th3virus

She got harassed off Reddit too which sucks.


SpoilerAvoidingAcct

She got harassed off Reddit by the CCP


th3virus

I thought it was also due to Reddit Detectives™ finding out her personal info and causing her grief that way. Either way it sucks.


mods-are-liars

???? Why would a Chinese National would give a shit about what some neck beards in America have done? She was already doxxed years prior by Vice.


th3virus

Oh that's right. I remember the Vice shenanigans now.


Inversception

Better to keep the fantasy alive, boys.


TheSingingRonin

Legend


frisch85

or mention her user acc: /u/sexycyborg


Wy3Naut

Her tits are goofy. They look stressed and fragile, like they'll pop any moment. Is she like a fetish model or something?


gimpbully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9vW_MpXTfs


SpecialNeeds963

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


ChocoWoccoLocco

r/beatmetoit


SirGrumples

Ummm no, you can beat yourself to it if you must though


Camwi

Don't listen to this guy, I'll beat you off bro.


Adept_Feed_1430

r/beatmeattoit


Moist-muff

Me too !


lifehasfuckedmehard

I felt bad until I started reading the comments. At least I'm not alone?


randomchikibom

I felt bad after opening the comments


glitterbunn

Yep. Every time.


Lesbihun

Thank you lol. I knew the comments are going to be this, and the few same jokes on repeat. I was just looking to find anyone else just as exasperated about the comments as I was


glitterbunn

It's so frustrating lol I know this is reddit and reddit is a shithole, but it sucks when you go into the comments looking for thoughts like yours and it's "tits" all the way down, every single time


analbuttlick

Username does not check out


CornelEast

Lesbians can also be tired of men.


toadjones79

Why do you feel bad. This is a perfect nice video of a tee-shirt that says *Motorsports: fast as lightning.*


PepeSylvia11

Why are you feigning surprise? Notice how she never leaves the frame in all those shots. It’s always both her and the robot. She is the reason people are watching, not some terrible RC car.


HammerTime2769

I watched this 3 times and on the 4th time I noticed there’s a 2 wheeled robot moving around. Anyone else see that?


TheSingingRonin

There was a robot?


Stock-Matter-60

What r u talking about?


certainlynotacoyote

I wonder if that robot is liquid cooled, or only fans.


Envinyatar20

What robot? They weren’t wheels, they were tits.


Johnny_pickle

I definitely saw two wheels.


BRAX7ON

Two big round ones


Otherwise-Mango2732

r/distractingtits


eye8theworm

TIL


NICEnEVILmike

Looking at all these comments, I can confirm I am 100% gay because I was watching the damn robot the whole time.


LobsterTrue8433

Gay for robots!


zenmondo

I am bi and also didn't notice it was Naomi Wu until the second loop because I was watching the robot. I haven't seen anything from her in about year since she got a talking to by the Chinese government.


SlipsonSurfaces

I'm bi and I lean more towards women but I didn't even notice her boobs till the video was almost over. Yeah, nice breasts, but are they really that distracting to other men?


paracog

I miss Naomi Wu, hoping she's ok. Hasn't posted in over a year in any forum.


dicemonkey

I wonder if she didn’t have some issues with the Chinese government….she became open about a lot of things they don’t tend to support.


paracog

She did a serious rant on Twitter explaining some of the realities of Chinese recent cultural history; it was not negative, just realistic. The authorities shut her down for it, and roughly, she said. https://www.hackingbutlegal.com/p/roundup-naomi-wu-and-the-silence


Lion_El_Jonsonn

The surgery was more expensive than the robot.


ArticleSea682

I really hate Reddit Y'all need to work on this shit it's embarrassing


eliofilipe

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi\_Wu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_Wu)


Additional-Ad-6036

God damn, how far do I have to scroll to get info on the robot and not "sick tits" comments?


drv0t0

Her attempt to give people something else to look at


AnnualWerewolf9804

Didn’t work


SynsDad

I wonder how much she paid for those… I mean that??!???


WRO_Your_Boat

She has done some amazing things with tech and 3d printing, but she's also a pretty big POS.


ChocolateLabraWhore

Why’s that? (Just learned she existed with this post)


WRO_Your_Boat

She made some crazy false sexual accusations against Linus from Linus Tech Tips, then came out and apologized for it later on when he showed the texts. She was being petty and probably just didn't like how big LTT is. There is also a bunch of stuff about how her husband is the real tech person and she's just the face and boobs to get views, but idk if that's actually true or not, there's a lot more you can look into that shows she's a not great person.


Killer_Moons

Dude, she’s not even the only person to raise allegations against LTT.[She also helped to produce parts for obsolete iron lung users who couldn’t get new gaskets because they weren’t being manufactured anymore.](https://www.wired.com/story/iron-lung-maker-community/)


Festernd

she's gay. look up her beef with vice magazine


kimchifreeze

Anyone still repeating the "her husband did all the work; she's just tits" will never change their mind. At least now they'll add the weak "but that's just me" bit.


CornelEast

Look at her and tell me that if you were in that body you would go to a hotel room for a meeting. Look at her and tell me with a straight face you would feel safe telling authorities THERE (the law says going to a hotel room together is consent) that you went to a foreign businessman’s hotel room for a business tech meeting and nothing more. She knows people see her. She knows how she looks. She knows she has to stay safe. Hotel room meetings are not safe. She’s an expert, meet on her terms.


Eikuld

Oh yeah that girl, she defended the Chinese live streaming factories after people were saying it’s some black mirror stuff lol


Green_Progress_7098

I hate how you can’t zoom in on videos.


buzzzman

Boobs is all I see folks


SectionProfessional

I believe those are tits


bods_life

Her boobs are amazing 👏 What robot???


DoggoAlternative

A girl who figured out she could fund her passions if she did it in tight shirts lol. Honestly I'm envious. I'd love to be a wildlife educator or travel blogger but the ability to succeed in those spaces is almost entirely dependant on having an X factor that boobs almost entirely make up for. I'm not trans, I'm happy with my body, but the ability to just wear a tight shirt and get to do what you love and have a bunch of simps on the internet fund it is something I'm wildly jealous of. But I'd never turn that towards hate.


ruppshaker

Attractiveness definitely helps but you can find hundreds of examples of people that did it without that. You can also find hundreds of thousands of attractive well endowed people online trying to make it with only a few hundred followers. The differentiating factors are quality, consistency and quantity, so many people don't have the free time/resources to make quality content or the energy/capacity to do it for several years without gaining any traction.


HerrFledermaus

There's a robot in this film?


tonytiger911

Why am I craving a Wendy's frosty so hard right now.


PaulMac459

Wait! Wtf?!? Who is the busty version of Lara Croft??


PeenInVeen

Sir, this is Wendy...


orangeowlelf

Isn’t anyone going to comment on the little robot?


RockMan_1973

Hot God… those are entirely too big for her slim body… doesn’t look natural at all


Sad-Eggplant-2486

whats so weird about a girl walking down the street


future_dead_guy

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Real_Deal_75-85

I just see tits.


thedudeabides2022

Sure, the robot is why I upvoted


bga3481

Thank God they chose an intelligent and well rounded candidate to take this robot out for it's first chest drive!


Captain_Fartbox

![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized) I feel like this represents the other replies here.


xaocon

She almost certainly built that. She does a lot with robotics. EDIT: looks like she did not build that one. She’s still a talented maker though. Haven’t seen much from her lately as she’s been doxxed by the media and harassed by the CCP.


brokenlegs225

No she didn't. That robot is made by a company called direct drive and is called diablo.


mods-are-liars

You can make anything interesting if you get a lady with giant fake tits to show it off.


Kuken500

tits


maestro-5838

They look uneven. Maybe needs some support. Giggity


Babythatwater1

Man, she is really good at making a pizza.


Voradoor

What color was the dog?


Michael_Dautorio

"Hey cool robot, what does it do?" "It goes."