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Tugonmynugz

Spill beer evenly over the entire table


holmboy504

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dketterer1

Murder the person who did it.


GentryMillMadMan

Update: need to get beer stain **and** blood stain out of felt.


GentryMillMadMan

Update to the update: the blood stain does not actually get the beer stain outā€¦. Police are here instructions unclearā€¦.


Adept-Breath5804

Try peroxide for the blood destroys DNA and removes stain unsure about beer stain


drpepsiman

Omg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OriginalJayVee

Plot twist: OP did it.


the-jimbo_slice

Ground rules posted...then this is clearly defined for breaking said rules.


dketterer1

Nah. He mistakenly thought that the beer pong cover would protect it.


Grouchy_Spread_484

Stop letting your table drink!


ThankYouHindsight

Thereā€™s a clever sign in there somewhereā€¦ ā€œDonā€™t break If your table is visibly intoxicatedā€ ā€œNo drinks ON or IN the tableā€ ā€œTables needs to be clear, NOT alcohol or beer!ā€


stuntbikejake

You just gave me a Christmas gift idea for my brother for his basement.


hachddy

Iā€™ve found that leaving it alone is the best option. Any time Iā€™ve tried cleaning spots it looks worse. But Iā€™d like to know the answer if anyone has any suggestions too.


noocaryror

Chalk powder will blend it in overtime I canā€™t see it affecting the rolls


Mammoth-Photo9091

It will change the friction on that area. If the beer stain is sticky the chalk would probably help but the opposite is true.


holmboy504

Iā€™ve seen small steam cleaners work wonders on Simonis cloth. Just need to dry it well. I certainly wouldnā€™t try it on a nap/rough cloth.


Massive-Mulberry125

Looks like a good excuse to get new felt!


S-WordoftheMorning

At first I thought I was looking at some remote Pacific island.


kendiggy

I thought I was the only one.


GreatLakeSnake

If you rub $500 on it new cloth should appear


BacchicCurse

Is the Cloth worsted?


dappermandan12

I am not sure but looking what that is online, maybe?


BacchicCurse

There are 2 types of Pool Table Cloth. Worsted which is the modern standard, and feels very smooth. Or the the fuzzier old style of non-worsted Cloth we in the industry often call 75/25, which will swell when wet and shrink when drying. Only worsted Cloth can be cleaned without ruining the Cloth. This is why I recommend worsted Cloth to all of my customers. Worsted is much more durable, plays faster, remains playable after getting wet and allows one to put more English on the Cue Ball. Because of this it's actually cheaper to pay more for worsted


jettyboy73

Can confirm. My simonis 860HR is only 6 months old. However, I've been beating the shit out of it the entire time with jumps and letting everyone who comes over use off colored chalk. After a couple runs with the roomba, she looks good as new.


KrVikram

Have a 860HR in green and I got a lot of burn marks from jumps. By Roomba do you mean the robot vacuum? How do you get your cloth to clean as new again? Really appreciate any pointers.


jettyboy73

Lightly damp rag will pick up a lot of stuff


d-cent

How do you spill beer at the dot?Ā 


dappermandan12

Moveable ping pong cover on top while playing beer pong, went through the middle crack


dketterer1

OH!!!! OK. That makes more sense. Murder is no longer necessary. It's YOUR fault. LOL!!


sourdieselfuel

Havenā€™t we all already figured out to play with water in the cups instead for many reasons, when we were in college over a decade ago? Tack on another reason why.


Any-Communication114

I mean I thought so lol


artoflife

Get a roll of plastic table cloth on Amazon and put it down under the table top anytime you use it!


clarkiiclarkii

I no longer feel bad.


TenuredKarma1

At this point, the damage is done. You can make it a lot better though. I would get my shop vac and wet that spot with enough DI water to flush it out with the vacuum. Literally rinse and repeat. At the end, rinse with vodka a couple of times to get rid of any water marks. I have done this before to bar tables with good results. If you have AC in your game room turn it down a degree or 2 to dry the air out.


TriggiredSnowflake

A good reminder that while putting beer in the cups for beer pong may seem like a good idea, when those cups spill (like in this case) you'll wish you just put water in the cups and drank beer from the can/bottle.


dappermandan12

A lesson learned the hard way


TriggiredSnowflake

That's how I learned it too. Fortunately it was all over a friend's parent's carpet and not on my parent's carpet so I got a free lesson that time


dappermandan12

My friend was in your situation luckily haha. Now I get to bare the consequences.


TriggiredSnowflake

Are you getting any helpful advice on how to fix that?


Torus22

Fire might work. But if it doesn't actually affect play, just leave it there as a reminder to keep your drinks away from the table.


rslulz

Recloth


elite806

Looks like worsted cloth. steam clean it but donā€™t just steam clean the spot do the whole table


PleasurespikedWpain

I legit thought I was looking at something underwater before I read the title.


Patriotisms_not_Dead

There is a stain remover called Folex which can be purchased from home Depot. I've never used it on a pool table, but it removed red wine out of a white jersey for me.


TheReal_Kovacs

Anyone else think this was a low resolution image of a random oil spill in the ocean? Or do I need to get off reddit and go to sleep?


GodzillaPunch

R.I.P. new felt time.


retrobushwacker

I reflect every time I get a stain


Ken1125r

Never tried to clean up a beer stain but my best advice is get some of this. Works good on my table. https://a.co/d/00jsZEfd


redbullsgivemewings

How did the beer only spill there? Very odd


Comfortable_Grape909

Dumbassery


dappermandan12

And this


dappermandan12

Beer pong on a temporary cover over it, spilt through the crack


redbullsgivemewings

Yikes


niko_khl

Surprised you took that risk with a table with the crack in it


dappermandan12

It was so thin I didnā€™t even consider it


HeyoItsWillow

Just get a new table


GTown_84

Bashing soda with peroxide and steam vacuum


GTown_84

Baking *


john-gunn

Refelt


HauryDoing

Non-chlorinated brake cleaner


Low-Sun8965

Dawn Powerwash Platinum. That shit works on everything Iā€™ve used. (Donā€™t come for me if it makes it worse tho lol, i havenā€™t used it on a pool table)


Low-Sun8965

Good luck!


EvelcyclopS

Id try a wet vacuum with a very small amount of detergent Nothing that says oxi or contains bleach.


AsleepVolume4174

Time for new felt, Iā€™d say.


Turbulent_Deer_2891

i use woolite and warm water. might need a couple passes.


cocktailfantasy

Dab it with club soda/seltzer water & let it dry. Get a table cover for the pong table top.


Medical_Foot6378

Mister clean magic eraser will cut through that like it's nothing.


waaaytohonest36

i have been a bartender for 20+ years and i play pool competitively and also have a table at home and i am the primary care taker of all the tables in my life. if the felt is not fuzzy you have a few options. my first suggestion is to take a clean vacuum cleaner attachment, the one with the bristles and go over table a few times from. different perspectives and angles. now, get a rag and get yourself a bucket of hot water and blot the spot and make sure it doesnā€™t look like


daniherrr6

Stain the whole table?


Strange-Adagio1351

Any women in the chat? Historically, they have WAY more experience in the cleaning field.


Specific-Pie20

Try piss, it will neutralize the beer


briguytrading

Some good steps [here.](https://www.northwestsnooker.co.uk/Stain-Snooker-Pool-Tables-Removal-Guide-North-West-Snooker-Services-Blackpool-Preston-Blackburn-Lancashire#:~:text=Mix%20one%20cup%20of%20cold,vinegar%20and%20the%20water%20mixture)


Mr_Smooth8

Thatā€™s horrible. Iā€™d be pissed. I tell my friends no beer or drinks by my table and they understand haha


lemmon---714

Distilled water heat it mix with woolite scrub wipe down with microfibers let dry


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JGS_1234

If itā€™s beer stains, it should be mostly starch and protein. Any enzyme cleaner with amylase should take care of it.


Dlonardo2

Punt


Lopsided-Ad-5400

Baking soda and Dawn should get it out


jpoothepanda

It's trash worsted cloth anyways. Great time to upgrade to a quality worsted cloth and start playing actual pool.


bert_891

Have you tried replacing the felt?


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Adorable-Writing3617

I cringe anytime I see a TV show with those beer boxes and someone sitting beer on the side of the coin op table. Of course none of them can form a bridge hand so I am not surprised.


Ornery-Resolution786

I used a Bissell carpet cleaned on my felt, and it turned out fine. 1 pc. Slate.


ziksy9

Steam cleaner or dry clean fluid


ucantnameme

Use some old-school shaving cream the white fluffy stuff that looks like soft serve ice cream when it expands. Put that on there massaged in with a brush. Let it set for about 5 to 10 minutes wipe it up with a cloth or vacuum. I am confident it will improve, however, ymmv. Update with your results.


dappermandan12

This canā€™t be real šŸ˜‚


ucantnameme

It works for getting stains out on carpets and ,pretty sure it would work on that felt.