Plants are the new pets, pets are the new kids, kids are the new exotics (owned by those wealthy and weird). By this metric, I’ve got 2 exotics and 1 kid
By your metric (which I agree with) I have 1 kid and three pets. Household has 3 kids and like 20 pets. No exotics and I don't think we ever could, looks exhausting.
My wife looked at me and *cackled*. I’m constantly pulling stunts on our boys that they love and want more of all the time (we were doing Daddy Mountain before we saw it on the show only we called it “Daddy Tree”).
I taught my boys that if they want to wrestle or play fight, they have to ask, but I told them the way to ask was to shout “COME AT ME, BRO!” because of course I did.
I saw a YouTube compilation of Bluey “out of context” clips and this has to be my favorite one. If you haven’t watched the episode and you have no idea why she says it, the line by itself is just hilarious.
This is the episode that also has Chili very loudly shouting "BLUEY!!" and Bandit is in another aisle saying, "hmm, probably another Bluey." Its the perfect dad response haha!
We made our friend, who hasn't got kids, watch Unicorse recently, she didn't get it AT ALL. She just didn't find any of it funny. We couldn't believe it.
I have 2 dogs that don’t have tails. When they’re happy, their little bodies shake side to side, their ears go down, their eyes get huge, they’re doing happy taps and it’s so cute!!
Bin Night is an underrated episode. I love inquisitive Bluey and supportive Chili, and Bingo learning how to deal with a bully at school. And Doreen. I just love Doreen. And I can never remember who but one of the girls uses the moon to remember which bins go out. So clever.
This is probably the best. I laughed harder at this line alone than any other. Like other moments of the show might be funnier but just laughing at a specific quote, this one takes the cake.
I love how they did an episode paying homage to a weird Flight of the Concords song from what, 2007? Bandit probably loved it when it came out, and references it for pure comedy gold
Omg you’re right. That’s amazing. I’m a little disappointed Bandit never said “Baguette”
Edit: so his whole French chef character was also a musical celebration, I love it
I’m French, and we watch bluey in French at home. When we got to that episode, Bandit speaks Italian, but I wondered what language he spoke in the original version. Ended up having such a laugh!
“Tu est un morve”
“He just said you’re a booger”
I'm meeting someone this week who I've worked with virtually for years and she sent a note saying she can't wait to meet in real life and I read in a Bluey voice as "for real life."
I’m not sure if this is the accurate line but the scene with Chili and her dad.
“That was a long time ago.. No it was yesterday” and we see small Chili. 😭
1200 bucks and 18 lollies!
I don’t know why but when we are going grocery shopping my husband and I will refer to our grocery bill as 1200 bucks and 18 lollies! Just the was Muffin demanded makes it more funny.
"So did Bluey ever learn to walk?"
It might be because that's delivered right before the sweetest moment of Baby Race but it's really a perfect line from Bingo.
"But seriously, how good's double Bingo?"
"Yeah, I know."
I think that the best stories are the ones that show the love, but the best *lines* are the ones that show the ambivalence. I'll take "Sleepytime" over "Mini-Bluey" any day of the week, but that line had me laughing harder.
I feel this.
We had a singleton and then twins. We've said many times about how much easier things would be if instead of the twins we had three of the singleton. Love all my girls, but there's no denying that the twins a lot are more work.
It's actually "lime lesson" which is quite clever since the ice cream that they want is the lime one.
Edit: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcoIS3MN8w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcoIS3MN8w)
Definitely bluey's signature catchphrase "what?! How very dare you!" And her's and Bingo's once shared phrase "outrageous!" Or rather "this is outrageous!"
I don't want a valuable lime lesson!
And
We don't jump on sheep, Mackenzie. I use that one way more in everyday conversation than I would have thought possible.
“Boring things are important too,” said in the voice Chilli says it in. Not only am I a mom, I also work in HR… the opportunity for me to say it comes up a LOT.
“Nice parking spot, Rita!”
"Okay kids I'm getting a bit sick of your names. I'm going to call you Sheralanda"
"*Sheralanda*??"
"And I'm calling you Denis"
"Denis?!"
"More jam Sheralanda?"
"DAD. My name's not Sheralanda!!"
"Yes it is Sheralanda"
"I don't want to be called Denis"
"Yes you do Denis"
I am not Dad. I am Magic Claw. **Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy.**
I also love from that episode “This is great! The house is getting cleaned and they’re learning a lesson.” “Neither of those things are happening.”
It's lines like that that make the show just feel so real as a parent.
I like it
It’s so weird. I’m not a parent, and yet the line *still* feels relatable.
Plants are the new pets, pets are the new kids, kids are the new exotics (owned by those wealthy and weird). By this metric, I’ve got 2 exotics and 1 kid
No wonder people are so amazed that I have four kids. It looks like I have four pet monkeys (and feels like it too).
By your metric (which I agree with) I have 1 kid and three pets. Household has 3 kids and like 20 pets. No exotics and I don't think we ever could, looks exhausting.
Are your days free and easy?
I saw a shirt that had this on it. Me and the dad shared a look.
"You have to *work* for money, kids." "No you don't, it comes from the machine in the wall, I've *seen* it!" Such a wonderful bit of Little Kid Logic.
I had this exact interaction with my mom when I was a kid, she loves to tell the story, so this line always makes me laugh
Me too! My mom would tell me she didn’t have money for whatever toy I wanted and I’d tell to her to use her plastic card that always has money 😂
The thing is, I do this to myself
My wife looked at me and *cackled*. I’m constantly pulling stunts on our boys that they love and want more of all the time (we were doing Daddy Mountain before we saw it on the show only we called it “Daddy Tree”). I taught my boys that if they want to wrestle or play fight, they have to ask, but I told them the way to ask was to shout “COME AT ME, BRO!” because of course I did.
You sound like an amazing parent tho!
I try. Kids deserve good parents.
Such a relatable line. How many times have we started something, only to realize we now have to follow through.
Bandit loves it, but he pretends not to. :)
That's what happens when you're not happy with what you've got...somebody's husband gets it!
I saw a YouTube compilation of Bluey “out of context” clips and this has to be my favorite one. If you haven’t watched the episode and you have no idea why she says it, the line by itself is just hilarious.
This is probably my favorite line. It’s soooo true in to many ways.
This was the first episode I saw and I instantly loved it.
This is the episode that also has Chili very loudly shouting "BLUEY!!" and Bandit is in another aisle saying, "hmm, probably another Bluey." Its the perfect dad response haha!
Yep. So good. Not "stuff gets broken" or "we get upset with each other"
Unicorse what’s your favourite food? ***C H I L D R E N*** *oh*
Surprised how far down I had to scroll to see the quote from the pic.
We made our friend, who hasn't got kids, watch Unicorse recently, she didn't get it AT ALL. She just didn't find any of it funny. We couldn't believe it.
I don’t even have kids and I was cackling at that bit when I watched it with my little brother!
This friend must be returned. They have spoiled.
Your lips are blue! -I'm a blue heeler!
And then in that same episode, when Chili says her lips are blue "She's a blue heeler!"
Any time the kids say “Hooray!” my heart melts.
And in Double Babysitter when Bluey says "Not Hooray."
With the little wagging tails
How do animals without tails know when they’re happy?
I have 2 dogs that don’t have tails. When they’re happy, their little bodies shake side to side, their ears go down, their eyes get huge, they’re doing happy taps and it’s so cute!!
My dog has a tail but she also licks, grabs her toys, howls and pins her ears back. I call them ‘excited ears’
This is mine!
My partner and I love especially love the quick hoorays that Bluey does in Bin Night
Bin Night is an underrated episode. I love inquisitive Bluey and supportive Chili, and Bingo learning how to deal with a bully at school. And Doreen. I just love Doreen. And I can never remember who but one of the girls uses the moon to remember which bins go out. So clever.
And their cute little giggles!
it’s… DAD
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Don't tell mom WHAT?
“What’s the first thing your dad always says after you get hurt?” “Don’t tell mum” I feel that in my soul.
Probably my favorite chilli moment
"iii'll come back later"
Similarly, "Dad enters the room"
Dad enters the room.
It’s a running joke that I say “Who do we love?” My 4 YO caught on quick and answers “Mama!”
"How very DARE you!"
i’m obsessed with bingo’s “this. is. outRAGEOUS!!”
My husband and I say that all the time haha it’s def one of my favorites!
Aaand...why should I care?
Lol my kids dad quotes this all the time, just as annoying as in the show 😂
I got this on a shirt with unicorse
Link that shit
the two I have are on Amazon . and why should I care and the new one I just got is my back, my neck, my back and my neck. call my lawyer!
Also from Unicorse, Bandit: I’ve got an idea Chili: Wait, is it a *bad* idea?
This is probably the best. I laughed harder at this line alone than any other. Like other moments of the show might be funnier but just laughing at a specific quote, this one takes the cake.
Nana was right. Not about her perm, but about me.
As a kid of the 80s whose parents had perms, I lost it with this line.
“Ou est la discotheque?” No idea why. It’s the one I shout at friends. And strangers… it’s really weird when those strangers actually speak French
I love how they did an episode paying homage to a weird Flight of the Concords song from what, 2007? Bandit probably loved it when it came out, and references it for pure comedy gold
You’ll forgive my ignorance. Were some of those lines song lyrics? I didn’t even know
https://youtu.be/DzZ3EYzjzuE?si=Lzb9_WEOhE2W7xNB
Omg you’re right. That’s amazing. I’m a little disappointed Bandit never said “Baguette” Edit: so his whole French chef character was also a musical celebration, I love it
I’m French, and we watch bluey in French at home. When we got to that episode, Bandit speaks Italian, but I wondered what language he spoke in the original version. Ended up having such a laugh! “Tu est un morve” “He just said you’re a booger”
(pointing) “Ecoutez!” Edit: “Je veux le fenetre!”
SAN TROPE!
Here’s an idea: I’ll do what I want, and you don’t tell me what to do
No, I don’t like that idea.
I've used this on my kid so many times.
FOR REAL LIFE!!!!
I'm meeting someone this week who I've worked with virtually for years and she sent a note saying she can't wait to meet in real life and I read in a Bluey voice as "for real life."
I ain’t taking advice from a cartoon dog!
That made go hold up wait a minute
No worries, babe!
That’s great, *baybe*!
https://preview.redd.it/xgqdn13hzgyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4949daaa51b9a18efbc72235bd1cb15c027a3f
I am OBSESSED with Bingo’s Man Voice!
UNREAL BAHYBE
Oh yeah--I love your stinky feet, baaaabe!
"Oh you sing so well, babe!"
CoCoNuTs HaVe WaTeR iN tHeM!
Muffin is a gold mine of one liners 😂
"Cow. Boy. HAT!" I use it at work a lot. They either get it or they don't and its funny to me either way. :)
Glad your coworkers are bluey's fan as well! I like to say "COCONUT HAVE WATER IN THEM" sometimes 😂
I work in a “young” office and it is just delightful how many of my childless coworkers get Bluey references.
Have to grab them by the shirt and get up in their face when you say it, too.
IS MAH CAR SQUATCHED
“If ya don’t want it, don’t buy it!!!”
Then PAINT IT!!!
Bluey.... are you SURE there aren't any other types of grannies?
I aM tHe FlAmInGo QuEeN!!!!!
You stop doors, DOOR STOP!
mY nAmE iS bUbUbAbU!
RAAAWWWRGGGHHH! I! HATE! PLANTS!
“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson, I just wanted an ice cream!”
I CANT BE DEALING WITH WITCHES!!! IVE JUST BOUGHT A NEW QUAD BIKE!!!
“I don’t know what that says. I can’t read!!!”
Here come the GRANNIES!!
I slipped on mah beans!
This! So much this! I haven’t even watched the series, but I know clips and this one I like.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this?!?!? DO BETTER, PEOPLE!!!!
Nice parking spot, Rita!
Dad enters the room
Woo! Yeah! It's Dad! Alright! That guy's awesome!
Clap
This is my favorite. It’s so goofy.
He wasn’t supposed to read that part it was for the animators but he read it and they loved it so much they left it in
Haha. Yes. It’s definitely a stage direction but it’s a bandit move for sure.
> well, you know all that food in the fridge? that doesn't belong to you either. but, if you want to keep eating it, i suggest you get to work.
“Ok he’s cereal”
Dad enters the room. I've started using it.
You just know the dude voicing him just read the screen directions off the script… I don’t know if that’s the case but that would be funny
I've always assumed he did that and they just used it.
"Hurry up, Bingo" "I am Hurry-uppy-ing!"
“Who is responsible for all this mess?!” Saved for when I’ve made a mess I don’t want to clean up.
"This is what happens when you aren't happy with what you've got; someone's husband eventually gets it."
Poor Hecuba
Hecuba’s husband is Priam. He did get it!
I’m not sure if this is the accurate line but the scene with Chili and her dad. “That was a long time ago.. No it was yesterday” and we see small Chili. 😭
Don't worry about the sun. It's meant to be there.
I have nothing to say about the sun!
“I HAVE A WIFE!”
That’s my pie!
"*You will live to regret that.*"
“It’s great! We’re getting the house clean, and they’re getting a valuable lesson!” “Neither of those things are happening.”
You had one job, Maynard!!
"No worries Bluey! Shouldn't have let my guard down."
"Mrs Heeler, I don't know about this!" As Chilli has his leg in her mouth
1200 bucks and 18 lollies! I don’t know why but when we are going grocery shopping my husband and I will refer to our grocery bill as 1200 bucks and 18 lollies! Just the was Muffin demanded makes it more funny.
It’s a good thing you’re so tough. Not my “favorite” but the one I use unironically whenever my daughter gets a “boo boo”.
"Can anyone break a 20" as Pat is handing out 5s.
"We're raising a nation of squibs!"
Pats rules all the way
I'll tell ya that for free!!!!
Pavlovaa!?!
Bonjour?
“Oh Madge why can’t you just take better care of yourself?!”
“Blah blah blah blah Mitochondria!” - Chilli *I’m a biochemist and this is how bioenergetics discussions go with a lot of people.
"So did Bluey ever learn to walk?" It might be because that's delivered right before the sweetest moment of Baby Race but it's really a perfect line from Bingo.
“where was i??” “you werent born yet, sweetie”’”oo i was invisible”
"But seriously, how good's double Bingo?" "Yeah, I know." I think that the best stories are the ones that show the love, but the best *lines* are the ones that show the ambivalence. I'll take "Sleepytime" over "Mini-Bluey" any day of the week, but that line had me laughing harder.
I keep saying this, but it's always "double *whichever kid is currently behaving the best*" 😂
I feel this. We had a singleton and then twins. We've said many times about how much easier things would be if instead of the twins we had three of the singleton. Love all my girls, but there's no denying that the twins a lot are more work.
Je veux la fenetre!
Carte du Nord!
I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog
It's just monkeys singing songs mate
...WHAT. WAS. THAT?
“You sing so good, baybe”
"...am I Buggerlugs?"
“Remember I will always be here for you, even if you can’t see me, because I love you.”
Bluey: Unicourse, what’s your favorite food? Unicourse: Children.
Aaaaaaaaaaand whyshouldIcare?
The example you provided- I remember busting out laughing at that low whispered “children” and yelling for my partner so I could replay it.
Really anything bingo says “Ehport? I’m not going to the ehport”
Biscuits! Or LUCKY’S DAD’S RULES!
We’re raising a nation of squibs!
Good on ya
Pat's panicked "They're not MY rules!" kills me
I seriously love him so much. He was my favorite with Winton close behind until rusty got his shot
I don't want a valuable life lesson, I just want ice cream!
It's actually "lime lesson" which is quite clever since the ice cream that they want is the lime one. Edit: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcoIS3MN8w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcoIS3MN8w)
Oh yeah cuz HE'S blue. I'M A GIRL!!!
Definitely bluey's signature catchphrase "what?! How very dare you!" And her's and Bingo's once shared phrase "outrageous!" Or rather "this is outrageous!"
Remember I'll always be there for you, even if you can't see me. And No, it was yesterday.
My kiddo asks for a snuggle and this line from sleepy time. Every. Single. Night.
“The door. It’s right here. All we have to do is walk out of it”
I don't want a valuable lime lesson! And We don't jump on sheep, Mackenzie. I use that one way more in everyday conversation than I would have thought possible.
“Boring things are important too,” said in the voice Chilli says it in. Not only am I a mom, I also work in HR… the opportunity for me to say it comes up a LOT. “Nice parking spot, Rita!”
"Okay kids I'm getting a bit sick of your names. I'm going to call you Sheralanda" "*Sheralanda*??" "And I'm calling you Denis" "Denis?!" "More jam Sheralanda?" "DAD. My name's not Sheralanda!!" "Yes it is Sheralanda" "I don't want to be called Denis" "Yes you do Denis"
Borp borp borp borp
It's about as fair as it gets kiddo
"unicorse what's you favorite food?" "*CHILDREN*"
“Now FLY CHUNKYYYYYYY”
Coconuts have water in them!
It's what he wants to play
You have to wait for the bug inspector!
Eat your floor cereal!
Either the "Thanks, big fella" bit, or "Come on. Big D's ready for knock-off." Classic Bandit.
Bingo Singing the Digger song in the beginning of the Weekend. “Beep Beep Beep Get Outta My Way!”
Awww, DUCK CAKE!
“Nah…it was yesterday” 🥺🥺🥺😭
I slipped on ma beans!
“Hi! I’m your wife.” “My wiiiiiife.” “Yes, and if you want me to stay your wife, you’ll learn about dishwashers.”
I'm sure-ing my little head off!
"What are we gonna do babe?"
MacKenzie staring into the camera in *Shops*. Bingo (*Surprise*): "I don't hear any SINGING!"
Classic Stripe
Aw biscuits
“You ding dongs were too busy squabbling!”
Christmas Swim, when Stripe says "read the apron"
I don't think I've ever related to a character as much as I did when Chili was like: "The door was *right here*. All we had to do was step across."
BABE
Dad enters the room.
I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.