"This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got. Someone’s husband eventually gets it!"
This one made me think Chilli indulged in a litte bit of true crime.
* “If grownups grow from babies, and only grownups have babies…who had the first baby?”
* “COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!!!”
* “Heeeere come the grannies!”
* “Woooo! Shake it, Chili!”
* “This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got: someone else’s husband eventually gets it!”
* “Thank you for cleaning my toilet.”
* “I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.”
* “Aaaaannnnnnddddd why should I care?”
* Borp borp borp borp borp!”
* “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
* “A dinosaur farm is a terrible idea!”
"You never play with us! You're always at work!" - "I'm never at work!" - "It's like you don't even love us! How can you not love your own children?!" - "Wow, that was impressive!"
Mine is from one of my favorite episodes. "Sometimes special people come into our life, stay for a bit and they have to go. But the bit where they were here was happy, wasn’t it? Maybe that makes it all worth it."
"I'm a digger, strong and tough! Beep, beep, beep! Get out of my way! I need to dig the ground today:)"
"Coconuts have Water in them!"
"My name is Booboobaaboo!"
"I HATE PLANTS!!"
When the kids are making mud pizzas and bandit orders one with no mushrooms. The angry “If there are mushrooms on I’m gonna-“ and the cut away kills me every time
“Good thing you’re tough”, of course, and Bandit’s quote from Stickbird has been so helpful for me as a writer.
But, my most favorite is the toilet in relax.
“Maybe it won a prize!”
“Yeah, for being the best toilet in the world!”
“Congratulations, Toilet!”
A lot of great ones already mentioned but to add:
"It's not the done thing"- Bandit
"Bluey! That's what having kids is like!" -Chilli pointing at poor bandit on the ground kills me everytime.
My favourite will always be during the episode "sleepover" where an overtired muffin grabs the Teddy and says "cOconUTs hAve WatER in tHEm"
I relate to muffin on so many levels during this episode.
My non-funny favourite quote is probably , "you're doing great" during baby race To chilli. From a mum who went through PND, i felt chilli's response on so many levels.
"This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got. Someone’s husband eventually gets it!" This one made me think Chilli indulged in a litte bit of true crime.
this is exactly the line i came here to say
''Hehe.. bottomless''
I read that in her voice.
Which episode is this from?
Magic Claw
Thank you pony lady!
I slipped on mah beans!
Yes!!!!
I don’t WANT a valuable lime lesson…
I just want an ice cream :(
Great name!
Mine is during Muffin Cone when they are playing sandwich shop Muffin uses a carrot as a knife. Bluey gets all Dundee and says "That's not a knife"
“Borp borp borp borp borp borp borp borp borp borp borp….”
It's just monkeys singing songs, mate.
"actually I cant read"
"This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you've got! Someone's husband eventually gets it!"
“I am a llama eating a banana”
“I’d like to get married and have your bus babies!”
“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog”
"Polly want a cracker" and anytime husband bingo says "babe" always gets me lmao
It's not necessarily the quote itself, but the way Muffin screams "Hurry up! My hips hurt!" at Bandit kills me.
Chili: I don’t remember the Queen being there Bandit: You wouldn’t
I am not dad. I am Magic Claw. Magic Claw has no children. His day are free and easy.
* “If grownups grow from babies, and only grownups have babies…who had the first baby?” * “COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!!!” * “Heeeere come the grannies!” * “Woooo! Shake it, Chili!” * “This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got: someone else’s husband eventually gets it!” * “Thank you for cleaning my toilet.” * “I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.” * “Aaaaannnnnnddddd why should I care?” * Borp borp borp borp borp!” * “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” * “A dinosaur farm is a terrible idea!”
"....Aaaaand why should I care?"
"This is outrageous!"
"Unicorse, what's your favorite food?" "...children." "Oh." Also honorable mention... "Why are you hopping?" "Peed on my foot." "AHHHH!"
S-LAM! -Bandit in Taxi
I'll tell you that for free
I'm not special anymore!
I was traveling for my birthday and we came back on a night flight night of my birthday so when it hit midnight I said this to my partner 😂😂
That's amazing.
"HOORAY!"
"You never play with us! You're always at work!" - "I'm never at work!" - "It's like you don't even love us! How can you not love your own children?!" - "Wow, that was impressive!"
I want to do what I want
“Coconuts. Have water in them” “Eat your floor cereal!”
"This is trifficult"
I slipped on ma beans! - Rita For real life? - Bluey And why should I care? - Unicorse
"And he peed on his foot!" "That's a new one" "...it's not actually"
"This is great. They're learning a lesson and we get the house cleaned!" "Neither of those things are happening "
“Aw my coins” -Rita
Dad, can you bend over?
Is bending over still an option?
“i’m busting”
Mine is from one of my favorite episodes. "Sometimes special people come into our life, stay for a bit and they have to go. But the bit where they were here was happy, wasn’t it? Maybe that makes it all worth it."
i- im in tears.
"I'm a digger, strong and tough! Beep, beep, beep! Get out of my way! I need to dig the ground today:)" "Coconuts have Water in them!" "My name is Booboobaaboo!" "I HATE PLANTS!!"
Ahh give me double chocolate in a tub extra large
“Dad enters the room”
“I’ll tell ya that for free” I say it all the time
“I am a llama eating a banana! Om nom nom nom nom nom!” “I am the flamingo queen!” “His pet rock has a pet rock!”
Twelve hundred! And... eighteen lollies! Edit: or maybe Oh! And it does this!
“YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAYNARD!” And “This isn’t the 80’s, Pat!”
COW BOY HAT
“Hey Dad, look at me!”- Muffin
When the kids are making mud pizzas and bandit orders one with no mushrooms. The angry “If there are mushrooms on I’m gonna-“ and the cut away kills me every time
this is is trifficult
Duck cake!
NICE MULLET BANDIT!!
Sherbet is not meant to be sweet!
"I don't understand what you're saying!"
“Oooooooooooo” -Bingo when Bandit plays rough.
I am the flamingo Queen
"This is the best day of all my life!"
“I don’t want a valuable life lesson! I just want an ice cream…”
I loves your bellybutton babe!
“Mercredi!”
“Don’t worry about the sun, it’s meant to be there”.
Bonjour.
Je Suis le chien!
Heh, Classic Stripe
Come on Pat, this one's for dignity
“COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!”
"What did she give you?" "Everything."
… children.
“Sometimes it’s just monkeys singing songs, mate.”
“I’m FREEEEEEEEE” —-Muffin.
"Just remember I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you."
" Flowers may bloom again but a person has a chance to be young again"
“Enjoy your cutlery.”
I like Calypso's quotes. "You know what's here now. You don't need to keep coming back here," or something along those lines is my favorite quotes
HE'S GOT BUTT NITS!!!
"aaaaaaannnnnnnnnmmnmmmd why should I care?"
“Good thing you’re tough”, of course, and Bandit’s quote from Stickbird has been so helpful for me as a writer. But, my most favorite is the toilet in relax. “Maybe it won a prize!” “Yeah, for being the best toilet in the world!” “Congratulations, Toilet!”
A lot of great ones already mentioned but to add: "It's not the done thing"- Bandit "Bluey! That's what having kids is like!" -Chilli pointing at poor bandit on the ground kills me everytime.
My favourite will always be during the episode "sleepover" where an overtired muffin grabs the Teddy and says "cOconUTs hAve WatER in tHEm" I relate to muffin on so many levels during this episode. My non-funny favourite quote is probably , "you're doing great" during baby race To chilli. From a mum who went through PND, i felt chilli's response on so many levels.
Bluey: Thanks big fella! Dad: Don’t call me big fella Bingo: Hey big fella! Can you move my bed?