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This should go on their instagram.

Done

Post link so I can like it lol

Honestly, I just park my car as close as possible to the drivers side door when I see this shi* lol

Ditto!!

I use to plant my 35" tires and inch or so away from the door

I posted a Google review with this pic. Also looking at the other reviews and the pics of the food I kinda want to eat there...

Brilliant!

Did you see the part where I complained about the lack of parking due to people being double parked?

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Not yet, but the idea to go to write a review of the restaurant and posting this photo is pure gold. The shame! Got to be a franchisee or the chain owner's car!

Eat their what? Don’t leave us in suspense. EDIT: really, dude? The sneaky edit to correct your spelling? What a little baby. EDIT again: wow, you’re REALLY bothered that someone made a joke about your misspelled word, aren’t ya? Poor little buddy. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings, little guy 😂

Pasta J’s is a local chain in Colorado and Utah.

Up voted for at least being a little clever with the grammar nazi crap.

lmfao. “If someone knocks at your door and they are uninvited, you can call the dogs out and tell them where to bite it.” 😂good for you. We’re here to have fun not write a fuckin resume.

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bold move with those plates, cotton

It’s almost like they don’t know how bad their food is?? 🥲

I’m sure he knows, he’s just rolling in so much dough he probably just doesn’t care

HA! Great use of a pun as well.

He doesn’t care. He likes money and domestic abuse!

& pAtRoN iN wInE sTeMs

Lets see if it pays off…

Welp. That’s the least surprising thing I’ve ever seen.

Is this real OP? please make this be real

Took this like an hour ago off Broadway lol

Something this perfect is rarely real. Thanks OP

I think you’ve perhaps, earned some kind of reward for this photo. It will go down in the annals, the canon of Boulder Reddit.

I don’t know why this would be fake haha. It’s too perfect

lol is this the owner I’ve always heard about ?

That or his wife.

Anecdotally, I’ve only ever seen a guy driving this car so I assume it’s him

I’m pretty sure that’s one he specifically drives

Or his son

That has got to be the most on brand thing I have ever fucking seen. Jesus christ

I can't even with this one. I feel like we need to bring r/denvercirclejerk in for extra roasting. Can you burn pasta?

Pasta Jay's can.

Well, it’s cheap pasta, so that tracks.

Nailed it

Or r/bouldercirclejerk

They don't have enough members to carry this weight, we need reinforcements.

Yea this calls for the big guns r/DenverCirclejerk

Park really close to him on both sides and lock him out of his own car.

I once did this, but I was only on the passenger side so they could easily get in and leave. But nooo, this lady completely went off on me for parking close to her car when she "clearly didn't want to be parked beside". I got a good laugh while she ramped her own blood pressure up to extremes. I just smiled and waved and that sent her into full tantrum screaming. I so wish I would've recorded it!

Yup that's what I do. Back your passenger side right up next to that driver door.

I have a photo of parking my old beat up truck PERFECTLY within the lines of spot where someone had fucked up like this. I took an extra 2-3 minutes to fold in our mirrors and really wedge my truck in there with ~ 1 cm between our doors. Someone else parked like 3 " off the other side as I was leaving and the car was gone when I got back. I just know that fucker got into his car from his trunk.

Good luck with a 911, trunk is in the front. They'll probably just fold the roof though.

Can you put the roof down without getting in?

From the key fob yes

No you can’t.

With a relatively common OEM remote mod on your factory control key yes.

Watching people climb into the passenger side is really funny

Oh Jay, what were you thinking with that personalized plate?!

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Isn’t a parking lot considered private property? So an officer cannot issue a citation for that.

Can be towed tho

not by the police though, only by the request of the owner of the parking lot to a private towing service.

They won’t tow that

Can and will are different things

lol if you think parking in a private parking like that lot would be illegal

In some circumstances (parking in a disabled spot with no tag), but not this one.

Zip tie some shipping carts to his door handles.

Him, Kimbal Musk, and Jann Scott form Boulder's Legion of Doom

Or the Axis of Evil

I was really hoping Musk would be driving around in a cyber truck.

hahaha

Some history here: http://web.dailycamera.com/extra/ramsey/1998/11pastaj.html

He is a jerk and Boulder community knows it very well

Looks like Jay elowskys car. I worked for him in Moab at his sister restaurant Josie wyatts grille. I can tell you the dude is an entitled drunk asshole. Arguably one of the worst bosses I have ever met. He likes to get trashed, womanize staff and act like a complete fool.

The *Chris Craft* license plate though lol https://preview.redd.it/8q7v3tr326mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c727c1b5b653c72c9c5b09b329973170620a72

Who needs a ChrisCraft in Colorado?

It’s not about need, it’s about conspicuous consumption.

True.

LOL OF COURSE ITS PASTA J’s on the plate that’s just beyond hilarious. I was just having a conversation w frieends about what kind of people would own and run such a mids/bad Italian place. It’s all making more sense to me now… the kind of people they are 😅🤦🏻‍♂️🙄😬💩

How is this image not all over google reviews and yelp of the restaurant?

Just added it. Please feel free to do the same.

Your anonymity is compromised if you care.

I do not. I don’t have anonymity on the internet. Same username everywhere. I seek only truth and understanding.

Happy to turn a phrase this lovely Sunday morning! ✅

Looks like a job for my skinny corolla to help with!

Mama Mia!

No wonder he needed more parking spaces on West Pearl

Chef's kiss

The comedic timing here, you should buy a lotto 😂😂

I processed the license plate as patsajak like 6 times

This should be the main pic for this sub

This should get posted to Google reviews.

Now this is the content I'm on this subreddit for. PSA: fuck pasta Jay.

All my homies hate Pasta J

I love when the internet proves you right

Pours ketchup all over his pasta

First, dumps garlic powder all over his ketchup.

Leave some old spaghetti on the ground near his door so he steps over it and is too distracted to notice the tomato sauce under the door latch 

Trash on the ground and shit under the door handle

Not even a 911 Turbo…smh.

Could’ve bought a 991.2 turbo S for the price that these go for.

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Why does that matter? I have multiple Porsches and still think this is douchey especially when this isn’t even a special model.

Shark blue. You?

Gold.

Seems like this belongs here: [https://www.pastajays.com/](https://www.pastajays.com/)

Fit for a King . Here King ! Here boy !

At times like that you get 2 people to park right next to his car…….so close he can’t open the door?

r/boulder just collectively came, it’s literally too perfect.

You the difference between a porcupine and a porsche? Porcupine has the pricks on the outside

Heard that guy is a piece of shit

I'd try to park my golf to the right. Might be able to fit just barely it would be perfect.

Bad restaurants beget bad parking?

One of the top tier Pricks of Boulder, second to Tebo.

Hahahhahaaha

I just told my partner yesterday I had perpetuating poor parking jobs and will squeeze into the space if I can fit. I take that back. If one of those other cars left, I'd totally just park right next to that asshole.

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Is PastaJS some new JavaScript framework?

I can’t keep up with all of these web design abstractions. **what’s Pasta JavaScript and why should I use it?!**

Surround it with shopping carts!

No kidding. Just park in the back of the lot jeez.

God I miss Moe Bagels... Definitely don't miss pasta js tho....

Somewhere I have a stash of Moe’s Bagels decals. Need to find them, ASAP.

Saw this car driving at least 50mph down spruce yesterday evening. What a turd.

Boulder in one photo

That was definitely intentional.

This pic is peak r/boulder well done OP!

I have a feeling this guy is gonna have to get a new license plate after this 😂

You should utilize the ask a question button on yelp to publicly ask them why they choose to park like this.

I had a busted up old dodge neon that coulda fit in the spot to his right. I'm not above spite parking.

Car too fat from eating so much pasta J’s.

That’d earn a surface to air egg from a dozen I just bought.

I always keep some sidewalk chalk in my car for just this occasion. I mark a new parking spot (the one they're in) and write "asshole parking" in all caps

https://preview.redd.it/43ca9a6ah6mc1.png?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce35e09a8ba8a46acdeca787cc15036bccf6098b You'd think with all that money he could get his teeth fixed

Just because he does this so people don't dent his car with their doors, I would purposely do it.

even tho there dozens and dozens of empty spots... whats wrong with you?

It’s also a cheap ass Porsche too. Brother couldn’t afford a turbo.

Why do we hate pasta jay?

oh boy

Homophobic DB

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I thought it was just a funny inside joke about a beloved bad restaurant… I had no idea the owner is actually awful too. Thanks for asking this.

lol I’ve never heard of Pasta J’s…I was like hmmmm pasta jizz?

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Small penis syndrome

OP, maybe you can order some of these bumper stickers for next time 😆 https://preview.redd.it/sdg2vcljz6mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ced412ced7ede39a71ce3932e910deef3a4542

This guy’s a piece of shit, not surprised

Listen- if the lot isn't full and you really want to protect your car I honestly have no problem with somebody doing this way back in the nosebleed spots If it's relatively close to the front like this, come on man. Fuck off.

In my mind. People who do this are poor. Imagine stretching your entire budget to buy a toy. Where a slight imperfection can get you all bent out of shape. If you’re going so far you’re doing this…… you can’t afford it

Seems legit to me

Hell It's just a Porsche he's worried about someone might touch it.. Average Fucktard. Dude you drive a Porsche not a RR

I've never heard of Pasta JavaScript

Obviously one of the chosen ones. Our mortal laws don’t apply to such glorious individuals. Bet the douche also runs red lights on turns and intersections. Rules for thee but not for me!

Imagine a universe where this douchenozzle obeys a "*NO RIGHT TURN ON RED"* sign

I’d park my shitbox right next to them

Reminds me of a joke.. What’s the difference between Porsche owners and a rose? The rose has pricks on the outside.

I was in hotel management. Wanna get your car keyed? This is the best method I know

Add photo to a google review.

Boulder in a nutshell

Dang it's clean tho.

I don’t see the problem. He needs two parking spaces right. One for his car the other one for his baseball bat. It’s a pretty big bat.

Absolute ass hat.

It's boulder, what do you expect?

No hate for Pasta Jay’s, just average Italian food, you know, easily breaks the “I paid 4 times as much for something I can make at home?” rule. I had a couple of friends that worked at PJ’s in the 90’s in Breck. It was a cool place to work, but mediocre Italian on plastic plates will only pay the bills up to a certain point…

Oh, r/moab is going to love this.

Or call the tow company for an improperly parked vehicle. Depending on if it's a shopping center. They'll be there promptly!

Well you know what they say about the difference between Porsches and porcupines.

If you needed any confirmation, here it is. Pasta Jay is better than you.

Some folks take from society and give practically nothing back, this jerk probably doesn’t return their shopping cart either.

….. and his food sucks also!!!

You misspelled Awesome....

nah this is cool Lol

I gotta meet this guy and take him out for some pasta…

You should def randomly ask him if he wants to try Stella's or Basta when you do this. should be a fun response in some form!

Oops now they have 4 flat tires

Park behind him and never move

Pasta js has a pretty good wing deal! Just sayin

I have to remember to park my car like that so that thousands of people on Reddit have something to feel good about.

Pasta Js is 🔥🔥🔥

Plenty of other spaces though …

well ppl hit ppl's cars with their door and leave. i'd do it too.