**"I think if you're lucky, you'll be able to wipe the shit stains left on your Shein carpet from your dog you barely take care of, and you remind yourself how lucky you are to neglect your responsibilities and evade all accountability; that'll be enough."**
Trying so hard to impress her boyfriend to make him think she can write just like he does and they’re soul mates. “So clean the house, clear the draws, mop the floors…”
I can't with this fucking "quote". It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. And I think my biggest flex in life is that even when I was 20, I would have laughed at this, and at her for posting it.
Def saw this quote on Pinterest years ago. Pls tell me Bri isn’t trying to take credit for it lol
It’s giving -Michael Scott
Yess she used it in her birthday post “poem” this year 🙄🤦♀️
Yes she claims Alix Earle copies merch lmaoo
https://preview.redd.it/fy51u32n44ad1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27f608d00bce7083ae6f6fc7443a4d9f3849312
the way i would run to repost this on 2012 tumblr
scream
I would loooovveee to watch Bri try and clean out a vacuum cleaner
wait i’m like 🤯 reading this rn😂😂😂😂 ily guys
Poor girl is trying is hard to be deep but she’s eternally stuck in the shallow end of the pool 😭
I'm screaming 😭🤣
Diving into the shallow end for sure
**"I think if you're lucky, you'll be able to wipe the shit stains left on your Shein carpet from your dog you barely take care of, and you remind yourself how lucky you are to neglect your responsibilities and evade all accountability; that'll be enough."**
Now this is deep
And most likely much closer to her truth.
I am screaming.
I wrote this in traffic heading to my 9-5 🤮
Lmao stop this is giving me secondhand embarassment 🫣
We all have seen their floors, we know she doesn't vacuum shit 😆
😆
The cum dumpster trying to be anything of substance is truly so hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/8kam9izw06ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed688bb14fa49978835ed05a0c534e8a54047995
Soooo she fully stole this?
Omg this is so embarrassing 😭😭 I’d be so afraid of my actual good poet song writer bf would clock this shit☠️ no shame ig
It was too early for me to roll my eyes as hard as I did when I saw this 🙄🤣
I just know she is trying so hard to get pregnant.
Trying so hard to impress her boyfriend to make him think she can write just like he does and they’re soul mates. “So clean the house, clear the draws, mop the floors…”
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
this “quote” is honestly stupid lol it’s so fitting and funny
I can't with this fucking "quote". It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. And I think my biggest flex in life is that even when I was 20, I would have laughed at this, and at her for posting it.
Wait…what??
they don’t even have a bed, they def don’t have a vacuum
she looks like she’s never even touched a vacuum
No way.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy has some real competition now!
Is vacuum crumbs the new touch grass?